The Washu Hakubi Show!

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  "We're on in 5…4…3…2… Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Washu Hakubi Show!" The pink haired genius gone talk show host smiled.

   ~Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami, and Mihoshi were all tied to chairs on the Oprah-like set with mecha robots standing guard.~

  "Why must you torture us so?" Tenchi sobbed. Washu hit him with a microphone.

  "No talking, monkey boy!" She faced the audience, who were also in the same predicament.

  "Now it's time to meet my co-host, The Claw!" 

  ~A teen in a green cloak came in, and sat down in a chair. ~

  "Uhh… Hi, everyone…"  The claw said.

  "OK! Let's introduce our 'special guest'… Raven from Teen Titans!"

  ~A girl in a green cloak comes in reluctantly~

  "Why am I here?" she asked, sitting down.

  "Because I had too much coffee today! Now, could you tell the studio audience… Are you madly in love with Beast Boy?" Washu held her Microphone of Doom up to Raven's mouth.

  "…Shut up."

  "Wrong Answer!" BONK!

Raven became very annoyed. Her eyes glowed white.

  "Azarath, Metrion…" BONK!

  "No chanting incantations! Do you wanna end up like them, missy?" Washu asked, pointing behind her to the tied-up Tenchi crew.

  "Someone please kill me…" Raven said as she returned to normal, sinking back into her chair, rubbing her head. Washu smiled evilly, and pressed a button on her microphone that made it 5x bigger.

  "That can be arranged…" Just then, one of the stage crew guys ran up to her and whispered something.

  "Oops! Gotta stick to the PG rating!"

The claw got mad.

  "She stole my look!"

  "I did not!" Raven shouted.

  "Did too!"

  "Did not!"

  "Did too!"

Washu BONK!-ed them on the head with the microphone. The claw rubbed his head.

  "Hey! You aren't supposed to BONK! the co-host!" he complained.

  "Well, it's my show!"

  "This isn't very fun…" Sasami complained.

  "It's a hoot to me! Well, it's been great havin' ya, Ravey, but now you can go back to your boring, unimportant life. Bye, Bye, now!" Washu waved.

  "I am outta here!" Raven said, running off the stage.

  "Time for a commercial break!" Washu smiled.