(A/N: IT'S TIME TO AUTHOR THE NOTES!!!
TAK: WE ARE SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING IN LIKE… what? a YEAR?!
CG: It just got too out of hand. By the way, feel welcome to submit suggestions on who is going to be the "guest star" next! It may be a video game, Anime, or cartoon character, but it has to be approved by us. We have to know who it is. (You may include yourself, but please include what you look like You may make it up, your personality, and anything else you would like us to know!) NOW, ON WITH THE STORY!!!)
Chapter 2
During the commercial break
"Great! Washu went to get more coffee! Now's our chance to get out of here!" Ryoko declared. She hopped in her chair towards exit, stage left.
"Almost there… GAAH!" Mecha robot shoots net at Ryoko
"Bwahahaha! You'll never escape!!!" Washu laughed, sitting back down in her chair.
"4…3…2… Hello, and welcome back to the Washu Hakubi Show! This segment's special guest is yellow, porous, and lives in a pineapple under the sea! You got it folks! It's Spongebob!"
Spongebob walks in with the water helmet thingy on
"HI! My name is Spongebob Squarepants!"
"DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK?!" Washu pointed her microphone of doom at Spongebob threateningly.
"No…" He said timidly.
"Good sponge. Now, as you know, Spongebob lives under the sea. Can you tell us exactly WHAT sea you live under?" The yellow sponge thought about this for a moment.
"THE sea!" he shouted. Washu made a noise that sounded like a buzzer for an incorrect response.
"WRONG ANSWER! BONK!" Washu BONK!ed him on the head, accidentally breaking his water helmet.
"I…Can't…BREATHE!" Spongebob wheezed. Then, The Claw walked in and saw Mr. Squarepants.
"AHHH!!!! SPONGEBOB!!! DIE!!!!" The Claw commands the mechas to shoot him with a bazooka. They do so and Spongebob dies.
"Darn it! Loose more sponges that way. Oh well! Who do we have next?" Washu asked loudly. A mecha walked up to her.
"Reporting: Next guest is named 'Dora the Explorer'." The mecha returned to its post. A young Hispanic child skipped in followed by a monkey in bright red boots. Evidently, his name was Boots.
"Yay! We made it to the stage! Now what should we do?" Dora asked the audience which is usually composed of little kids.
"Sit down!" The audience yelled enthusiastically.
"Okay!" Dora sat down. "We did it!"
The girl started squirming around in her chair and began to sing.
"We did it! We did it! We did it! YAY!!!!" she sang out loudly. Boots the monkey was looking a little lost.
"Hey," Kiyone whispered to the monkey. "Come here." The monkey pointed to himself like 'me?' Kiyone nodded, and Boots scampered over to her.
"Do you know how to untie a double triple extra strong, complex trigonometric ancient Chinese sailor's knot?" she asked. Boots died because the big words shorted out his brain.
"Oh well. I tried," The dark green haired Galaxy Police detective shrugged. Meanwhile, Washu was pacing back and forth in front of Dora the Explorer.
"Hmm, hmm, hmm. You violated many, many rules here, young lady. Bringing a monkey to my show, speaking to the audience, wearing a backpack that contains a talking map…" She continued down the list. "This calls for… The Hyper Super Extremely Painful OWIE BONK!!!"
"Ooh, what's that? It sounds pretty! Do YOU think it sounds pretty?" The audience was afraid to answer.
"So, Miss Missy," The Claw said, holding a remote, "do you like ice cream?"
"Oh, si, sir! I do! Especially vanilla with sprinkles!" Dora cutely replied. The Claw melted at her… cuteness. He turned toward Washu.
"I can't do it!" he whispered. "She's too darn cute!" Washu rolled her eyes.
"Well, if you're too chicken to do it, then I will have to." She grabbed the remote and pressed a button. A giant ice cream cone in the shape of a microphone fell from the ceiling and squashed poor Dora.
"IT'S SO COLD!! WAAAAHHH!!!" She whined as she ran out the door.
"OK, folks, that's it for today's episode!" Washu said. "And remember, Washu loves you!!" Washu put up the peace sign in front of the camera. Ryoko scooted up to the camera in her chair.
"NO SHE DOESN'T! DON'T LISTEN TO HER!!" she screamed.
