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All In the F!!!A!!!M!!!!I!!!L!!!Y

Chapter One~ The letter

"No! We're NOT getting the veggie pizza platter! We're getting the meat lovers pork special!" Cyborg shouted. The half man, half robot crossed his arms. A green teen (Ha! Green Teen! That rhymes! I might be a poet, and don't really know it!) seemed to be getting angry over this, partly because he's a vegetarian, and partly because he's been almost every animal that ever existed.

"No way, man! I am not about to eat some poor slaughtered little pig!" Beast Boy shouted back. It was yet another usual evening at Titans Tower. (Which, for those who don't know, is shaped like a giant T.) Cyborg and Beast Boy were arguing over what to eat, Raven was meditating (when is she not?), Starfire was watching the television, and Terra was in the training room. Robin had disappeared to meet with the chief of police.

"My friends! Please do not start the mean talking! I am trying to potato the couch!" The Tameranian girl said, leaning over the couch. BB and Cyborg grunted, and turned away from each other. Starfire turned off the TV and walked over to Raven.

"Raven! Do you—" she started.

"No, Starfire. I don't think Robin is coming back for a while." Raven said, opening one eye. She returned to her chanting. Starfire sighed and went back to watching "The Slightly Strange Parental Units", a Tameranian spin off of an Earth TV show.

25 minutes later, the door slid up and Robin came in, carrying an envelope.

"Robin! You have returned from your meeting with the king of police! Oh, and you have also gathered the postage of letters and bills! Is there something in there for me?" Starfire said as she happily floated up to Robin.

"Star, for the last time, it's the chief of police, not the king of police. Oh, and it's not for you, it's actually for Raven." Said the four-foot tall boy who smelled like cheap hair gel. Raven opened her eyes, and went over to Robin. The telekinetic Goth put one eyebrow up as she opened the letter.

Dear Cousin Raven,

How are you? We fine. And guess what! We are coming to visit you on Friday. Mother wishes to find out how you are living. We are anxious to meet these friends of yours. Do you have any advice on transportation from Azarath to Gotham City? If so, please reply. Oh, and we are bringing you some meditation jewels to help with your 'problem'.

Love,

Peter, Oswin, Claire, Mona

Raven gasped, and dropped the letter. As soon as the letter touched the floor, the room suddenly engulfed in flames. The fire alarm was blaring. She looked around in panic. Wait… this is a vision! She thought. Okay, calm down. Nothing is going to happen. You are going to open your eyes, and everything will be back to normal. Control, Raven. Control!

"Raven? Raven! Are you okay?"

"Huh? What…?" Raven said, not quite back in touch with reality yet. She was on the floor, and Beast Boy was supporting her.

"What happened?" he asked.

"…Nothing…" Raven said, rubbing her head. Terra walked into the room.

"Oh, yeah! High score! Can ya beat this, Cyborg?" she said, about to show Cyborg a printout. She stopped by Beast Boy holding Raven on the ground.

"Umm… Did I miss something? Since when did you two—" Raven and Beast Boy quickly got up and scrambled to chairs far away from each other, blushing.

"Raven! What did your letter of postage say?" Starfire asked. Raven picked up the letter.

"Looks like my cousins are coming to town." Raven said in that monotone voice we all know and love (or not).

"Glorious! I would love to meet the offspring of your parent's sibling!" The girl from Tameran exclaimed with glee.

"Dude! I didn't know Raven had cousi—" Beast Boy blurted out right before Robin elbowed him. Raven rolled her eyes, and headed off towards her room. She slammed the door shut. Her outburst made a bookcase glow black and then slam into the wall. Raven telekinetically righted it and slid down on the door. Why are they coming now? She thought.

(A/n: IT'S TIME TO AUTHOR THE NOTES!!!!

TAK: Well that's the first chapter of our story! Didja like it? Huh? Huh? Didja? Didja? DIDJA?!

CGL Yeah, and it's our first time writing a TT story, so BE NICE! Review please!

TAK: Oh yeah, and the humor part comes when her cousins arrive! BWEHEHEHEHE!!

CG: CHANGE THAT LAUGH! IT'S ANNOYING!

TAK: Fine! BWAHAHAHAHA!)