Pranks and Confessions
AN: I am glad with the positive feedback I've been getting on this story. I was afraid at first nobody was interested in a match up like this. Your reviews have proved me wrong. I don't own X-2
Clasko stood in the doorway of his ranch. He looked at his face in the mirror. Then he looked at his hands. Was he really that strong a week ago if he had fought Bill he would have been pounded to dust! He sat on his bed thinking about what just happened and the look of terror on Bill's face. He couldn't go back to that bar for a long time.
He went to bed slowly always squirming in bed at the thought of is act of violence. When he awoke he felt refreshed and almost relaxed. The rising sun almost gave him a rejuvenation. Then what he had done hit him like a brick wall. He rubbed his wrist uncomfortably. He got up and feed his choocobos. Then a smile came over his face. Not a happy smile a smile of malice.
Clasko chuckled to himself. The rage he had felt last night, it felt...good. He loved that adrenaline flow. He had become hooked on it, he wanted to fight some more. Or better yet get some playful revenge on the Gullwings. He went to the local shop and bought peppermint rub, then he bought grape juice, honey, choocobos feathers and a bag of fish. He whistled a happy tune as he walked away. He rented a sky hanger to fly him the Celius. Once on the roof of the ship he quietly snuck into the bar/bedroom. The hypello was sleeping. It was too perfect. He found Buddy's boxers. He then dumped peppermint rub allover the inside of Buddy's boxers.
Then Clasko carefully put feathers on the overhanging fan. He found Rikku sleeping. He poured honey all over her and Paine. Then he found Yuna he looked at her for a moment admiring her beauty, but then he remembered what she said about him and put the dead fish in the air vents which were connected throughout the Celius. He then carefully snuck out the same way he entered.
Clasko then flew to Guadoslam. There he planned on buying shaving cream. Perhaps tomorrow he could shaving cream them. It had only been about an hour and a half since he had left the Celius but Buddy was already there begging for medicine the cure his burning crotch. Clasko laughed out loud. Buddy noticed his laughter and walked up to him. "Do you think that's funny?" barked Buddy then pushing Clasko. To his surprise Clasko did not budge. "What the?!" yelled Buddy. Clasko smirked. He wanted to beat up Buddy right then and now but he clamed himself down remembering Mark.
"I'm the one who did all that stuff to your poor shipmates!" chuckled Clasko cocking back his head in laughter. "You mean you set up all those pranks? I would have never guessed! Rikku and Paine had to rub off all the feathers and take long baths! Yuna! Heck Yuna had it easy but we all had to suffer through the horrible fish smell. Until we found out they were in the vents.
"Yeah well there you have it Buddy I'm not your average guy anymore am I?" hissed Clasko. Buddy chocked on his own spit for a moment. "Well, I am impressed. I'll see you Clasko." Waved Buddy as he walked away oddly because of the peppermint rub still affecting his crotch.
Clasko went home and sang to himself songs by random singers all which he didn't know the name of. Suddenly he heard somebody called his name. Thinking it was a customer Clasko walked to the front. Only to be meted by the slap of Yuna's hand. "What were you thinking Clasko?" yelled Yuna angrily. Clasko jumped back for a moment then regained himself. Swallowing his spit like stones. "What are you nine years old? Do you think that was funny?" snapped Yuna. Clasko scratched his head. "You know what Clasko were through! I can't believe I was set on a blind date with you!" yelled Yuna. Clasko then screamed in rage "Break up with me?!! I should be! Yeah Yuna! I heard what you said about me how I was a loser an nobody! I heard it all! You know what? I can do better than you! I will find a girl that respects me for who I am! I'm not shallow like you!"
Yuna blinked for a second. He mouth almost dropping to he floor. "Get off of my land!" barked Clasko angrily. Yuna quickly turned around and ran out of his shop. Clasko thought he heard he whisper "Sorry" but he ignored it. Clasko went into a rage and ran throughout his ranch swinging and kicking blindly, then he felt his fist hit something hard. It wasn't a wall it was a choocobo. He looked at the bird it lay dead. Clasko took a step back in horror. He had just killed one of his choocobos! Clasko ran and ran with his eyes closed tears running down them.
He finally stopped running when he reached the base of Mt. Gazet he looked around dazed and confused but most of all sad. He huddled into a ball and began to cry, he cried himself to sleep.
AN: Don't despair! Next chapter up very soon! Stay with me! Review!
