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Chapter 4~ Carnival
The next day, Raven was awakened by someone shaking her violently.
"Get off of me Starfire!"
"Please get up, Raven! It is time to begin Morning Nutritional Intake period before we embark to the wonderful land of fun and frolicking!" Starfire said, zooming downstairs to the kitchen. What wonderful land of fun and frolicking? Raven thought. Well, I might as well get up and see what this is all about. The purple haired girl (at least I THINK it's purple…) hopped out of bed and went to go take a shower. As she stepped out of the shower, she realized she forgot to get a towel. Raven ran down the hall towards her room, and turned a corner, only to see Beast Boy in a towel with a shower cap on, holding a rubber ducky, walking towards the bathroom she just left. His eyes turned the size of The Extra Large, Extra Meat, Meat Lover's special with meat sprinkles and bacon bits that Cyborg gets.
"GAHHH!!!!!" He shouted, falling over in a heap. Raven turned into a tomato again and flew into her room.
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Raven walked into the kitchen and sat down in a chair, still bright red, but hiding her face by putting on her hood. Starfire was putting eyedropper stuff in BB's eyes because of the over-stretchage caused by reasons he would not speak about. All of Raven's cousins were downstairs as well. Oswin was reading the comic section and laughing, Mona was helping Cyborg cook by zapping the food with mini lightning strikes, Peter was trying to escape from Terra's hug of death, and Claire was watching TV. Robin was on the roof "swimming in the tank of pool for muscle-bulging purposes".
"Hey, everybody! It's time for Cyborg's Special Recipe Homemade Hotcakes!" Cyborg declared, putting plates piled high with pancakes. Robin walked in, wearing his costume that was slightly damp from not drying off properly. Beast Boy looked disgusted at the food.
"Dude! Is that butter on this?!" He asked. But Cyborg was ready for him.
"Yes it is. Butter. Made from milk, not meat."
"Milk that comes from cows. Milk that could be used to feed poor little baby cows."
"Oh, so now you're defending the baby cows now! Have you ever BEEN a baby cow?"
"Yes I have! When I was a baby!" Raven was beginning to get annoyed.
"Alright, ladies. It's time to shut up now." She snapped. She turned her head to the direction of a squeaked voice.
"Raven… Can't… breathe…!" Peter squeaked, being squeezed extra-tight by Terra the death hugger. Raven rolled her eyes.
"Terra, stop trying to suffocate my cousin." Terra looked hurt.
"I would never do anything like that to my cutesy-wutesy Petey-bear!" The blonde girl said, letting go of Peter, who was gasping like a fish out of water. Beast Boy marched up to Terra, turned into a gorilla, picked her up, put her in a chair farther away from Peter, and sat in-between them, looking back and forth suspiciously. Later…
"Glorious! The time had arrived to embark on our 30 earth minute long journey to the land of fun and frolicking!" Starfire proclaimed.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS LAND OF FUN AND FROLICKING?!" Raven shouted, blowing Starfire's red hair back.
"We're going to the carnival! I think I can win you another giant chicken! He he he… it's got tons of rides and roller coasters and all sorts of good stuffs!" Beast boy said, winking at Raven.
"Oh god! Not there again! Never never never! You are NOT dragging me to some stupid carnival!" Raven said, crossing her arms.
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"I cannot believe you just dragged me to another stupid carnival." Raven said with her arms still crossed. Her and the other Titans were sitting in a roller coaster car while it was climbing up the first hill. Cyborg and Beast Boy had huge grins on, sitting next to the gothic girl who could not believe she was just dragged to another stupid carnival. Terra and Peter and Oswin were sitting in the front, while Robin and Claire were sitting behind them, and Starfire and Mona were sitting behind Robin and Claire. The Tameranian teen glared at Claire angrily.
"Friend Mona. Do you also believe that your sister is sitting excessively close to Robin?" Starfire asked, not averting her death glare at the black-and-pink haired one.
"Mm." Mona said, looking out of the side of the car at the children playing nostalgically. The car ominously stopped at the top of the hill. Cyborg and BB were practically bouncing up and down in their seats with the giant grins plastered on their faces. That was when Raven realized how high up the ride was. Wow, look at all the people down there. All the tiny people. All the very, very far down people. Actually everything looks far away. Is the air getting thinner up here? Oh God. Oh God oh God oh God. Something is going to happen, I just know it! The rails are going to break and the car is going to fly off and crash into something and we're gonna die. We're gonna die a horrible, terrible, painfully bloody death. Raven shut her eyes as the car plummeted down the track, blowing her cheeks back so you could see her gums. Her stomach got tossed around as if it were in a dryer on high spin, as they zoomed through all the loops and turns and twists. And then it was over.
"Oh yeah! That was awesome! Hey, Raven, c'mon, I'm gonna win you another giant chicken!" BB said, grabbing Raven by the arm. Terra was dragging a Peter tied-up with rope, heading towards the tunnel of love.
"Come along now, honey-bunchkins! We're gonna miss the next boat!" she said.
"Why me? What did I do wrong?" Peter sobbed, looking up at the sky. Robin and Claire were also heading towards the tunnel. Starfire's eyes narrowed.
"Come, friend. I suggest we keep our optical units on your sister and Robin." She said, and they snuck into a secret back door in the tunnel of love. Oswin and Cyborg were the only ones left standing by the roller coaster.
"Looks like we're on our own, buddy! What do you wanna do?" Cyborg asked. Oswin looked up, and rubbed his chin, thinking. Then he smiled evilly.
"How about we pull some pranks on people?" he suggested. Cyborg thought about it for about 3 seconds, and then put on the same evil grin, and they tiptoed off to plan their prank spree, snickering.
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(A/N: IT'S TIME TO AUTHOR THE NOTES!!!!
TAK: Sorry we haven't updated in a while. My Internet service got shut off until today, AND I sprained my knee!
CG: But we still love you, cripple!
TAK: **whacks CG with crutch**
CG: OWWWW!
TAK: **hands clasped together like kung-fu master** Never underestimate the power of the crutches.
CG: Oh and please review!)
