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Chapter 5~ Mischief, Spying, and… POODLES!?
Beast Boy tossed yet another chicken into the pile. The green elf was dashing back and forth from carnival game to carnival game, throwing giant chickens into the pile that Raven was now buried in.
"Oh, yeah! I'm on fire baby!" he shouted.
"Mmt mm mt mmf mmr! (Get me out of here!)" Raven's muffly muffled voice said.
"Hold on a sec, I'm almost breaking the record!" Beast Boy yelled without turning from his carnival games, still tossing chickens.
"Mm mt! Mrmmrmot, Mrmrmrmon, MMINTHOS! (Damn it! Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOSS!)" Raven shouted, the chickens exploding off of her with the 'INTHOSS'. Beast Boy turned to see an enraged Azarathian girl running at him with the hammer from the nearby 'Test your strength' thing. BB erupted with an unmanly scream, turned into a mole, and frantically dug into the ground. Raven hit the hole where he plunged underneath the ground. BB popped up at another spot and Raven ran for it and hit the spot where he was. He popped up at yet another spot, and so on, so forth. It went on a lot like the 'Bop the Weasel' game. Meanwhile…
"Starfire, I REALLY don't think—"
"Shh! We must keep silent on this surveillance mission!"
Starfire was dressed up in a tree disguise, looking out onto the boats with her binoculars, while Mona was dressed as… dun dun… BALLERINA GIRL!
"You owe me big time." She hissed with her eye twitching, holding her pose.
"Oh! Oh! I think I've spotted them! No… Wait, is that them? No…" Starfire looked from boat to boat. She looked at Terra and Peter's boat for a second. Terra was trying desperately to kiss Peter, and the boy was pushing her away. He lost. The disgusted Tameranian quickly averted her gaze.
"Star! They went that way!" Ballerina Mona said, pointing towards Robin and Claire passing by the exit on the outside.
"Quickly!" Starfire the tree grabbed Ballerina Mona's arm and they flew out of the tunnel.
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"Aw, yeah! This is gonna be good!" Cyborg said, admiring his prank trap.
"Umm, what exactly is going to be good again?" Oswin asked the end of Cyborg that was sticking out of a big blue tent that said 'Happy Joy Fun Land'. The tin man jumped back out, holding up a chart with his left hand and a long pointer with his right. He cleared his throat and smacked the board with the pointer.
"The Happy Joy Fun Land prank is a very ingenious procedure. As the unsuspecting victims walk in, their molecular structure will be scanned with infared rays, and the exact angle of the pie's trajectory to their face will be calculated and then transmitted to the pie launcher instantly."
"Oww! You're making my brain hurt!" Oswin said, clutching his head. Cyborg flung the board and the pointer behind him and the sound of a cat screeching could be heard.
"Oh. Sorry. Anyway, basically, someone walks in, and they get a pie in the face." The blue-braided boy grinned mischievously.
"I know JUST who to prank! He he he…" he said, flying off.
"Hey! Wait for me!"
Let us check up on what Robin and Claire are doing…
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"So, you're saying that you can make anything become mobile and do your bidding?" Robin asked. He and the girl with the black/purple hairdo were sitting at a patio table by a food place. They had not in fact gone to the tunnel of love for the… well, tunnel of love part. They had gone for the ICE CREAM! (Oh yeah! Aren't they just so cool?)
"Pretty much, yeah." Claire replied, going psycho on her Drumstick. (You know, the ice cream cone coated in chocolate and nuts?) "You know, this is really good! I don't think they have 'Drumsticks' in Azarath!"
"Umm, Claire? You got some ice cream on your face… Okay, you have a LOT of ice cream on your face…" Claire actually put down her Drumstick for all of 4 seconds, looking for a napkin, shrugged, and started eating it again.
"I feel bad about not asking Star to come with us…" The Boy Wonder said to the Drumstick Maniac.
"Oh, **munch, munch** I'm sure she's **munch, munch** okay. She's hanging **munch, munch** out **munch, munch** with my sister, **munch, munch** remember?"
"I guess you're right."
Meanwhile, Starfire and Mona were hiding in the nearby bushes.
"Star, do you really need those binoculars? I mean, they're right there." Mona whispered, giving the green-eyed girl a classic Raven look. (Hmm! Must run in the family!)
"Oh. I thought you were always supposed to do the surveillance missions with vision enhancement devices. At least, that is what the glowing box of knowledge and entertainment has shown me."
"Shh! I can't hear what they're saying!"
"I cannot see them! What is happening?" Mona and Starfire scrambled in the bush, trying to see what was going on. Starfire ended up in front, just in time to see Robin leaning in towards Claire.
"Hold still! I'm trying to get it off!" Is what she did not hear. A bloodcurdling scream along with a pillar of green light erupting into the sky made Robin, along with everyone within a 5-block radius of the café, turned around to see what was happening.
"Starfire?" Robin said. Starfire was hanging out of the bush backwards facing up at Robin.
"H-hello, R-robin…" Mona got knocked to the back of the bush, and she was trying to sneak away. Unfortunately, Claire spotted her. The girl's eyes narrowed as she marched up to her sister and grabbed the end of her cloak/cape.
"Where do you think you're going?"
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"BEAST BOY!!!" Raven shouted, flying after him with the mallet. BB changed into an eagle and flew over to the… dun dun… CIRCUS TENT!! Of doom! (Oh, the horror! Oh the unspeakable corny entertaining horror!) Raven flew into the tent.
"HAS ANYONE SEEN AN ANNOYING LITTLE GREEN ELF OR GREEN-LIKE ANIMAL IN HERE?!" She shouted with a psycho killer look on her face.
"Uhh, yeah, He went that-a-way." Said Jo Jo the ringleader.
"Thank you, Jo Jo. And when I get there, I am going to Kill Bill—I mean Beast Boy." As Raven flew off to Kill BB, the familiarly blue-haired Jo Jo snickered. You're falling right into my trap… BWAHAHAHAHAA!
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"Oh, come on Petey-bear! You know you love me!" Terra said, twirling Peter's blonde hair with her finger.
"Look, Terra. You're a nice girl and all, but you know—"
"Oh, I knew it! You hate me! WAAAAH!!!" bawled Terra, with tears flooding the boat.
"Stop it! You're going to sink the boat!" said the alarmed Peter looking left to right helplessly in his tied-up state. This made Terra sob even louder.
"YOU HATE ME! NO ONE LOVES ME! I'M JUST AN UGLY GIRL WHO GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!" She cried and cried and finally Peter sighed in defeat.
"Okay. Maybe you're not so bad." Terra stopped crying instantly and glomped onto Peter.
"You love me! Oh, yay! We can get married and live happily ever after!" Peter chuckled nervously as the girl nuzzled him. Why must I be tortured so? …Wait…why don't I feel like running away? I can't possibly like this!
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Claire finished of her Drumstick and tossed it into a trashcan while still holding onto the end of Mona's cloak.
"You can let go now..." said the green-clad brunette.
"Why were you and Starfire spying on us?" Claire asked.
"Well, you see, umm, Starfire, she, umm…"
"I NOTICED THAT YOU AND ROBIN WERE SITTING EXCESSIVELY CLOSE TO EACH OTHER IN THE TERRIBLE FRIGHTENING SPEED RIDE AND YOU WENT TOWARDS THE LOVE CANAL AND I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU WERE JUST GOING FOR THE ICE CREAM I THOUGHT THAT…that…that…" Starfire rambled, and then looked down. Robin looked as though he was about to say something when suddenly an explosion went off and people started screaming.
"Titans! Go!" shouted Robin even though there was only one Titan plus two non-Titan-but-still-battle-ready people. Starfire, Mona and Claire flew off and Robin ran underneath them.
"Why… can't… I… FLY?!" Robin grumbled sadly, moping over the fact that his name was Robin yet he could not fly. They came to a railing that overlooked the carnival grounds below it. The girls effortlessly flew over it, but Robin hesitated. Then he jumped off, spread his arms out, and shouted,
"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!!!!" Needless to say, he plummeted down towards the ground.
"Oh no! I don't believe I can die!" Then, Starfire swooped down to his rescue. (Did you notice that the girls come to the guys' rescues more often than not?) They arrived on the scene as a man in a doctor's uniform, holding somebody by a leash, while dozens of mechanical poodles were wreaking havoc. The other Titans were battling some of them, Raven going extra hard on them with pie cream smeared all over her face.
"No! It's the Veterinarian!" Robin said. "And he's already leashed someone! Wait, is that Mad Mod?" Mad Mod was hopping around on all fours, growling menacingly and shouting,
"Pip, pip! Cheerio! Fruit Loop! I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!"
"Great! More patients to be fixed! Poodle-bots! Attack!" The Veterinarian said, pressing a button. A horde of Poodle-bots came dashing around the corner and lunged for the new arrivals. Mona conjured up a lightning storm, sending many lightning bolts and torrential winds at the Poodle-bots.
"Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!" Raven shouted, and two dark talons came out of the ground behind two Poodle-bots, and crunched into the metal. Cyborg was jumping up into the air and landing on different bots, while hitting some with sonic blasts.
"C'mon, BB! I could really need some help right about now!" he yelled as the poodles began to overwhelm him. Beast Boy was sitting on the ground with his legs crossed, trying to decide whether hurting robotic poodles was cruelty to animals. Peter was standing across from a Poodle-bot, and a kind of showdown-like vibe was in the air. Peter suddenly split off into 10 different Peters, surrounding the Poodle-bot in a circle. The bot lunged at a couple different Peters who disappeared when it came in contact with them. Then they all phased back into one Peter as he came down on the back of it and sliced it right down the middle with a karate chop.
"Please put a stop this insane destruction!" Star said, floating up behind the Vet. He turned around.
"I don't think so. That's not what the doctor prescribed!" He said, and a white laser shot out of hat little thingy that they have on their heads that's all round and shiny.
"Hey! Leave her alone!" said Robin, charging at the Vet with his retractable bo staff (I got it right this time! Thanks, Raze()!) like a jousting cavalier. Claire had turned the roller coaster into a giant slithering snake that was crushing the hordes of Poodle-bots. Oswin appeared, pendant floating, eyes glowing with a giant net. He disappeared and all the bots disappeared. 5 seconds later, he reappeared doing the victory/peace sign (V).
"I love doing that!" Meanwhile, hundreds of Poodle-bots melted inside of a Hawaiian volcano. Soon, the police arrived and arrested the Vet. An officer was talking to Robin, holding Mad Mod by the leash.
"I just can't cut the leash." said the officer. Robin pulled out a pouch he snagged from the Vet and popped a pill into Mad Mod's mouth. The leash dissolved and he stood upright with a confused look on his face.
"Sir, I'm afraid you're under arrest." said the police officer.
"Now wait just a bloody minute! I just got done servin' my time!" He protested as he was handcuffed. As the police filed out to their squad cars and the remaining destroyed Poodle-bots were confiscated. Mona stood there with a pouted lip.
"Starfire?"
"Yes, Friend Mona?"
"I hate carnivals."
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TAK—Well, it looks like we're gonna have to do our author notes like this because FF.Net had to get all gay. This is pretty boring, huh? If you think so, say so in your review cuz I really hate doing this.
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