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Konnichiwa, minas-san!!!!!!!!!! I had the saddest stroke of brilliance
ever!!!!!!!!!!! Well, Day one is already over and a man who always wanted to
teach for royalty will do anything to get some cash! I guess two people can
help Sakura, right? WRONG! One will have to go. Who will it be? I don't know. I
haven't written it yet! Well, I just think that I have to finish this before I
watch the movie that my sister is making me watch. I might lose my idea and I
might have to cram into my mind again! I hate doing that! Okay, let's
GO!!!!!!!!
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Disclaimer: I don't own CCS. I have never own it in my entire life! If
you do sue me, you won't get jack squat! Oh, and I just found out about that
new manga from Clamp! SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ I got so many good ideas. If you
don't know about it, go to and you'll know most of its general information! I
only know that it has the CCS people, names, and it is a shounen manga. I think
it is called the Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles. It is kind of weird, because in
it, Touya is king. @_@
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KEY:
"Talking"
'Thinking'
******Scene Change, POV, Flashbacks******
(My notes, thoughts, and little helpful hints to help you!)
*Actions*
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Chapter 4, Four, Kuattro, Shi, and Apat of Etiquette Lessons:
Trials and Tribulations P1
By: the Cherri Ookami
******Normal POV******
Well, the first day of the banquet was over. One man, in Sapporo, wanted to be
a host to royalty. He aimed for making it there, but he never got there.
******Sapporo******
"I must get that gig on teaching that princess." He yelled
"But, sire, you can't. The countess says that she already has a
sensei." Said his assistant
"Then, why don't we get rid of the sensei factor?" he said *Evil
smile*
"We can't, can we?" his assistant asked
"Oh, my dear boy, we can do anything if we put our minds into It." He
said.
"It seems right... in theory." He said timidly
"Oh, don't worry, my boy. I will do everything." He said
*Swallows nervously*
******Tomoeda @ oh say 1:28am******
A jet-black carriage pulled up to the Kino castle.
A man in a black overcoat came out with his assistant. He was short, slim and
had blue eyes. He followed his boss and climbed up on to the balcony of
Sakura's room.
Sakura wore a silky nightgown in her four-poster bed.
The tall man took a camera and took pictures.
*Click, click, click*
******Morning
(They ARE awake!)******
"Sumimasen, but May I speak to the king?" the man asked the count
(Eriol)
"I believe that he is... " He got cut off
"Arigato." He said as he passed him
"... Busy." Eriol said
******
"Who might you be?" asked Fujitaka
"That is what I wanted the queen to know." Eriol said as Nadeshiko
entered the room
"Hai." Nadeshiko said.
"I am the amazing Madanirasho Kintao. This is my assistant, Madanirasho
Makai." He said
"Isn't he a bit cocky by using the word amazing, because I never heard of
him." Whispered Eriol
"Hai, I agree." Whispered Fujitaka
"Nice to make your acquaintance Queen Kinomoto." Makai said as he
kissed her on the hand (I could NOT think of good names under small time.
-_-;;)
*Queen laughs*
*Fujitaka's face reddens madly*
"Well, what is your business here, Mr. Madanirasho?" Fujitaka asked
as Nadeshiko stopped giggling
"Ahh... I have come with bad news. Your so called teacher for your
daughter has been very bad." He said.
"Explain yourself." Eriol said vehemently
"Well, I have gone, undercover, into his room and found this." *Holds
out pictures*
"I don't believe it." They said.
"Neither do I. When EXACTLY did you get this information?" Eriol
asked suspiciously
'I know that Syaoran wouldn't do this and I'll find out what is going on. I
swear it.' He thought
"Ahh... days ago." He said happily
"I see."
"I will call the boy now with my daughter." Fujitaka said sternly
"Oh, Araia, would you please be so kind as to call the children?" he
asked as Araia came up
"Hai."
******
"What the hell is this load of crap?" Syaoran asked.
"I have evidence that you have hentai pictures of the princess."
Kintao said evilly
"What in the world are you talking about? I don't collect pictures nude
women! That's just perverted!" Syaoran yelled
"Then what is this?" he asked
*Holds out the pics*
"What? Did you do this, Syaoran-kun?" Sakura asked
"IIE! I hate hentai! I am not a dirty-minded freak. You have got to be
kidding me!" He said defensively
"The why did I find this on your desk?" Makai asked.
"I don't know! You are completely INSANE! Anyway, I once
went out to ask you for my scarf yesterday and your door was locked. I know
that she always locks the door." Syaoran said.
"Hai, I do." Sakura said.
"I see. Now, Mr. Madanirasho, your information now is completely
useless." Nadeshiko said
"Not exactly. These pictures were taken on a balcony as you can see in the
pictures." He said.
"I see. Now can you explain this, Mr. Li? I mean, that you are a very good
boy and I don't want to find out that this is all true." Nadeshiko said.
"I assure you that it isn't. I can't get out of the room. I also remember
that every night you lock my window and door, so I can only understand if I
sleepwalk and can walk through walls." He said sarcastically
"I remember that! It is true and I have never seen the window
broken." Nadeshiko said happily
"Yes, but the bathroom in HIS room has a door to the hot
spring that is free in the corridor." Makai said.
"WAIT!" Tomoyo said as she burst into the room.
"What are you doing here, Tomoyo-chan?" Syaoran asked.
"If you are going to argue about this, you have to be in a courtroom. We
will meet in the dining room 1 day since there is no dinner for today and this
day doesn't count in the banquet, considering it is Saturday and tomorrow it
doesn't count in the banquet either!" she said as she left
"It is a deal. We will get this man down and there is no contact with the
prisoner until he is finished with the court. Makai, put him in the bag."
Makai stood up and grabbed Syaoran by the collar and threw him in the bag! (So
sad! -_-;;)
"Don't I get a say in this?" Syaoran asked in the bag "I can't breathe!"
he said.
"That's the whole point, dipstick!" Kintao said
"Shut
up, you damned idiot!"
"Apparently not, Syaoran-kun." Sakura said sadly
"In the mean time, Mr. And Mrs. Kinomoto, would you mind if I taught your
daughter?" Kintao asked.
"I don't see why not. This whole thing may be true. Give it a try
dear." They said.
"Hai, I will TRY." She said as she folded her arms
******
"Once more. Just sip the tea and walk with the book on your head."
Kintao asked.
"This is hard." She said as she dropped the book
"Is it REALLY that hard?" he asked sarcastically
"Hai, it is." She said
'And to think, I thought I WANTED this job. She is such a pinheaded dipstick.'
'It'll be worth it, just hang in there.' He thought again
******
(To sum up the rest of his practice with Sakura:
Broken Window
Burned Book
Stained Rug
Ripped Dress
Burned Sofa
Slapped Kintao (After
the whole burned dress fiasco. @_@ What an annoyance.))
******
Horrid isn't it? Come back and see part 2 of Trials and Tribulations
on Etiquette Lessons! ^_^
REVIEW, ONEGAI!!!!!!!!!! ^x^ Ja ne!!!!!
--Ja ne!
Cherri Ookami ^_^
