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Konnichiwa, minna-san!!!!!!! So right now, Sakura is learning a total of
three things from Kintao.
#1: Orange juice IS flammable.
#2: The color black looks good on a rug full of blue if you squint your eyes.
#3: It doesn't take that long to burn a 870 pg book if you drop the flame on it.
Well, here comes the court
and counter part of Trials and Tribulations
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Disclaimer: I never owned CCS. Curses!!!!!
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KEY:
"Talking"
'Thinking'
*Actions*
******Scene change, POV, and Flashback******
--Microphone or Announcer-
(My little notes or helpful thoughts)
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Chapter 5, Sinko, Go, Five, and Lima of Etiquette Lessons:
Trials and Tribulations P2
By the Cherri Ookami
******Day 2******
"I can't believe this. I'll get to the bottom of this. Makai, can I borrow
these?" Eriol asked.
"Go ahead. We made those anyway. These are the real copies." He said
"Arigato."
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He stared at the pictures and saw something.
"Oh yeah! Madanirasho is DEAD!" he said triumphantly
He ran out and called out to Sakura.
"Hey! I have proof." Eriol said with his normal benign grin (^_^)
"Of what?" she asked.
"I can't tell you! It's a surprise!" he said
"Wait for me!" she yelled
******1 hour later******
"All right. Aria, Araia, Amaia, and Amia can be the jurors. Sasami can be
the judge. The thing is, Syaoran is the defendant and the Madanirasho guys are
the plaintiffs. If you lose, Madanirasho, Syaoran will do what he chooses to do
to you and he will have to receive apologies by the king and queen. That is, do
you mind?" Tomoyo asked lightly
"Iie. We would be glad to." They said in unison
"Great. Makai-san will be the 'attorney' of the plaintiff and Eriol and I
will be the 'attorney' for the defendant. Okay? Let's go."
"Wait!" said voice
"What is it, Midako?" asked Fujitaka (Midako is a rendition of me.
So, think of Midako as me in the story. I only put that, because I like the
name and it is my kind of name. Oh, and Midako is the dutchess
along with someone else as the duke.)
"Oh, can I be the announcer? I want to be like that guy in People's Court
and in Judge Judy." She said as she jumped with joy
"Sure." Nadeshiko said as she let the girl get to the podium
"Oh and I'm taping it!" Tomoyo said as she put her camera on its
stand
--The scene you are about to see IS not a dramatization. It is NOT
a play. It is real life. This is the plaintiff, Kintao Madanirasho and Makai
Madanirasho. They CLAIM that Syaoran Li, the high prince
of the Li Kingdom, took hentai pictures of Sakura Kinomoto. This is the
defendant, Syaoran Li, who claims that they are a load of idiots and are
proving nothing, but a load of crap. --
"Rise for the low judge, who I must say is paid very much
more than me, Sasami Megami." She said.
"I may not be a real judge, but you are a very bad announcer." Sasami
said vehemently
"Well, let's move on." Midako said as she blew a raspberry at her XP
--This is Kino Court. Oh, wait there is no bailiff. Judge Megami, what do you
propose we do? --
"I say we have no bailiff. I believe that we just get the guillotine in
here." She said
--I believe that there are no more guillotines allowed at this day in age and
aren't they a bit cruel? --
"Oh, why, yes, they are a bit cruel, but it was just a thought." She
said *Flushes* (It's like a type of blush, but you only do it when you are
embarrassed.)
--Well, we will get to that in a few, for the folks at home. --
"Midako, no one is watch…" Sasami said hastily
--They would be soon. I'm going to put it on my website! -
--Let us begin-
"Now, I believe that you arrived at the castle at I don't know when. Can
you fill in that?" Eriol asked.
"Hai, indeed, I can." Makai said smugly
"Then, explain it. I am sacrificing the newest episode of the Real World
for this." Sasami said 'I'm so bored.'
"Umm... Sasami-chan, it shows at night, so you won't miss it." Sakura said
"WHAT? I bought a tape to record it for nothing? I am so
mad. Madanirasho, hurry up! My day is already ruined." she yelled as she
reached into her bag and opened a can of soda and drank deeply
"Fine. My boss and I came here last week when we found out that this BOY
was staying here." Makai said with mock disgust
"So, you are saying that Syaoran-kun has a criminal record?"
said Tomoyo
"Hai, that is correct." He said 'That is it, Makai, just keep lying.
You'll get through this soon.'
"Where did you acquire this information?" Sasami asked
"Umm..."
"We acquired this information from the Internet."
Kintao cut in
"What site exactly?" Sasami asked
"I am not on 'World's Most Wanted' I have never done anything like this in
my entire life!" Syaoran said in the bag
"Daijobu desu ka?" Sakura asked as she stared at the bag
"Iie, Sakura-chan. There is no air in here. How long have I been in this
freaking bag?" He said.
"Judge, can we let him out?"
"Hai."
"I won't let you." Makai said.
"Why is it that you don't want to let him out? Is it that you don't want
him to defend himself?"
"Iie. It is that I want to protect the princess." Kintao said
"Continue please." Sasami said sternly
"Okay. The site is
(This is not a real site. I made it up.)"
"Let me see, then. Tomoyo if you please. Tomoyo?" Sasami said,
confused
"This is the Mishita 8000. It has Windows XP, a PS2, a CD player,
and an MP3 player. Makers: My mom." She said to the camera
with starry eyes
*Sasami clears throat*
"Oh, gomen Ne." she said as she typed the URL
"Here it is." She said triumphantly
She scurried through the navigation and found on saying: Master Culprits Of the
World
"Is this it?" she asked to Makai
"Hai. That is it." He said
She scanned the countries and found Japan/ China. She clicked it and found the
age groups.
"Syaoran-kun, how old are you?" she asked politely
"..."
"Umm... is he alive?" she asked.
"He is breathing, so I guess he is, but he may just be unconscious."
Sasami said as she checked
"I think he is okay. I think he is my age, anyways." Sakura said
"Hai." Tomoyo said
She clicked the button of the words: AGES 8-15. She
skimmed and found nothing.
"He is not here." She said
"C'est impossible'." Kintao said (Hey! It's French!)
"I guess that it clears his name then." Aria said happily
"Oh, no it doesn't." Kintao said.
"The site is currently under construction." Makai said
"Well, lets put this case on hold. We will continue in, oh say, 20
minutes." Sasami said
--Then it is agreed. The court will be on recess for 20 minutes. -
They walked out and Sakura stopped as she waited for everyone to leave.
When
everyone was gone, she grabbed the bag and went on to one of the benches.
She opened it and found a sleeping Syaoran.
"Syaoran-kun, daijobu desu ka?" she whispered
"Huh?" he mumbled as he opened his eyes
"You are alive! Arigato, Kami-sama for this moment." She said as she
hugged him warmly
"Umm... thanks, but what did I do and how did I get here?" he asked
as he rubbed his head, confused
"You don't remember?" she asked
"Iie." He said simply
"Then, you may have lost your memory. Oh, why Kami-sama, why?"
she said sadly as she *Whimpers*
"Whoa, no. You misunderstood me. I mean that I don't remember being in
this room. I remember just being stuffed into a bag and you were talking to
me." He said
"You are in court or at least in a fake court. Tomoyo and Eriol are
defending you." She said
"You do believe that I didn't do this, don't you?" he asked with a
small plea and a bit of urgency in it.
"Hai, as a matter of fact, I do." She said *Smiley* (I love doing
that. ^_^)
"Arigato for all of this." He said
"No problem." She said
****** 20 minutes have elapsed (Gomen ne. I was watching a rerun of Iron Chef.
-_-;;)******
--The court is back and the defendant is alive to defend himself. *Syaoran
throws a coin* Ow... We are back to Kino Court-
"Well, now you say that he took these pictures. He came here about 5 days
ago. You claim that you were here a few days earlier. Where did you go if you
were here earlier?" Eriol asked
"I was in the Mishio Mishio Hotel across town and so was Makai."
Kintao said.
"I see. Now, I want the defendant to tell his side of the story."
Sasami said.
"I can't explain something that I have no idea about." He said.
"So, you know nothing at all?" she asked
"Hai. I have no idea what this lunatic is talking about." He said.
"Who are you calling a lunatic?" Makai asked
"Who do you think?" he said.
"I don't know. I am completely sane." He said in
retaliation
"Whatever. Anyway, I just know nothing about this. I am being framed and I
can't trust someone who just came into the castle." Syaoran said as he
suppressed a cough
"I guess we need more proof. Tomoyo, do YOU have
proof?" Sasami asked in a strangely serious tone
"Iie. I remember Eriol said that he had proof. Do you Eriol?" she
asked
"Hai. I do. When did you find these pictures, Mr. Madanirasho?" he
asked with hostility
"Two days ago." Makai answered.
"Well, that proves Syaoran innocent. Why you may ask. Here in my hand are
copies of the pictures that seemed to be his. Makai-san says that they were
taken two days ago." He stated *Drinks water* (I don't know. Those people
in TV do that. -_-;)
"So what?" Kintao said.
"The thing is that these were only dated today. My theory is that you
wanted to get rid of him for some bizarre reason. What is this reason, Kintao
or should I say Jack?" he Eriol said.
"How do you know my name?" Jack asked.
"I researched. Duh! Oh, and when Makai gave me the pictures he also gave
me your ID. Didn't they tell you to put that in your wallet?" he asked "I
also found your name on a few articles of American and French newspapers. He is
a con artist and loves to serve royalty for large sums of money.
"No. I hate you."
"I hate you more."
"I hate YOU more."
"I hate you more than you hate me."
"I hate you more than you hate me and I hate you!" Jack yelled.
"Can you quit it and claim me innocent?" Syaoran asked
"Gomen." Eriol said ^^;
"We the jury find him innocent. Can we eat now?" they said happily
*Sigh*
--This episode of Kino Court is adjourned. Can you close the case? -
"This court is adjourned." Sasami said as she *Slams the gavel on the
podium*
"Oh, Sasami, I already said that it was adjourned." Midako said
"So? Just because you said it, that doesn't mean that it means
anything."
"Are you saying that I am insignificant?" she asked
"Hai. Hai. Hai. I am saying that and I could say it again! Stupid! Stupid!
XP~" she said as she blew a raspberry and ran
"Hey!" Midako said as she chased after her
Mostly, everything was back to normal, except for the fact of Jack and Makai.
"I thought you said we would win, boss." He said.
"I didn't know you gave those copies the kid, you imbecile." Jack
said.
"I'm not an imbecile." He said.
"Oh yeah, then why are you sitting there? That is the losers' space."
He said
"By the royal court of the Uhh... oh yeah. By the royal court of the
Kinomoto Kingdom, we are here to sentence you to working at Mutsumi's Farm for
3 years, starting today." Said one of the guards as he took them by the
collar and threw them out.
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Sakura, can you buy milk from Mutsumi?" asked Nadeshiko
"Hai. Can I bring Syaoran-kun?"
"Sure."
******Mutsumi's Farm******
"Mutsumi, can I buy a quart of milk?" she asked
"Sure, Sakura-chan. Hey! Get me the milk on the double!" the young
woman yelled shrilly
"Coming." Said a familiar voice
"Hurry up." She ordered
Jack and Makai were wearing worn in clothes with holes in them.
"Hey, dipstick!" Syaoran called
"Look, it is the brat!" they said
"Look up."
They did.
"Look down."
They did and found that they had stepped, 2 feet deep, into calves' manure.
"Eww..." they said
They laughed as Syaoran left his last surprise.
He had taken a bucket of mud and worms and put it in their working boots.
"This can't get ANY worse." Makai said to Jack
"Hey, it's time to get to work! Let's go. Boots on!" Mutsumi ordered
They put it on and screamed like little girls.
"Hurry up! Bessie is having a baby calf!" she called
******FIN and TBC******
Well, I only put that to make the ending humorous. Good? Bad? I have no
idea. You have to tell me! Remember to review!!!!!! ^_^
---Ja ne!
Cherri Ookami
