WILDB.R.A.T.S

Disclaimer: I don't own the Simpsons or Teen Titans franchises. I do this out of respect for both SO NOBODY FREAKING SUE ME!

Chap.1
Observation

Most of the time, Jump City was a normal city, with its fair share of insanity. However, there were times when the insanity factor shot up considerably. Right now, the city square insanity level was past code red. There the city's resident guardians, the Teen Titans were engaging in a battle with the three H.I.V.E graduates. The clash raged on as the team of alien, shape shifter, cyborg, half-demon, and highly trained vigilante battled the genius, witch, and the insanely strong one. (The reason for insanity becomes obvious doesn't it?)

"Eat this, Titans!" yelled Mammoth as he hurled a minivan at his enemies. "Not hungry." Cyborg yelled back as his sound blaster tore the car to pieces. Mammoth roared and began to run towards his foe, but suddenly something wrapped around his legs. With a thud that visibly shook the ground, Mammoth fell. Snarling, he turned to see that a large green snake had wrapped around his legs. "Don't you have anything better to do?" he snapped. "Aww, but pounding you is so much fun." said Cyborg as he stood over him. Mammoth growled and suddenly pushed himself up with his arms, then brought them crashing down onto Cyborg, driving him into the ground. "You're right, but it's more fun to pound you." Mammoth snarled, as he ripped Beast Boy off his legs and flung him into a trashcan. The green one emerged a second later in human form, covered in garbage. "Aw man, why is it always a trash can?" he moaned.

Suddenly, a high-pitched voice yelled, "Mammith we got it!" He quickly turned to see his teammates, Gizmo and Jinx running towards him with the other Titans in hot pursuit. "Don't let them get away!" yelled Robin, as he lobbed a Birdarang at them. But with a wave of her hand, Jinx caused the weapon to fly back, and subsequently explode. Raven quickly threw up a shield to protect the Titans. It only took a minute, but it gave the HIVE all the advantage they needed. "So long, snot-munchers!" yelled Gizmo, as he threw a small flat sphere down onto the ground. It spread out under the graduate's feet and floated into the air, taking the three villains with them.

"Everybody ok?" asked Robin. "Other then the smell of rotten milk in my hair, I'm okay." Muttered Beast Boy. "As bad as that sounds, WILL YOU PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE?" yelled Cyborg, as he struggled to get out of the hole. "Calm down. They'll be hearing you in Gotham." Raven said dryly, as she levitated Cy out of the hole. "I don't get it." said Robin. "This is the third time this week those guys have been stealing electronics. What are they up to?" "Gizmo must be building something big." said Starfire. "I'd say so." agreed Cy. "The question is what?"

While the Titans pondered the actions of their enemies, another force was pondering them. On the wall behind them, a shadow slowly moved over it, against the pattern of the sun. It moved closer and closer to the young heroes, as if it wished to suck them into its darkness.

What the?.. thought Raven as she felt a presence moving towards them. The empath whirled around to see... nothing. "Is something wrong Raven?" asked Robin. "No, I thought there was something here." She answered. "And the complete silence gave it away why?" asked Beast Boy. "Perhaps you were hit on the head during the battle?" asked Starfire, who immediately began examining Raven's hair, in her typical effort to be helpful. "I think she's ok, Star." said Robin as he pulled the alien off her. "Let's go home and figure this out." "Sound's good to me." agreed Cyborg, who promptly turned in the direction of the Tower. The group turned and began to walk away.

Meanwhile, the shadow moved back up the wall. Moving more and more rapidly, it scaled the city buildings, climbing up one wall as it leapt down another. Finally, it came to halt, on the roof of the WayneCorp. Building. There, it began to rise up, like steam off boiling water. The blackness twisted and turned, until it formed a shape like that of a man. In this shape, it called out, in a deep melodic voice, "It's done." With that, five other figures stepped away from the letter of the WayneCorp. sign. One of them, dressed in purple and blue with spiked hair asked, "Well?" "They're good." The shadow man replied. "Good enough to help us. But I still think it's a mistake to involve her." "My well-minded companion," said another of the figures, fingering the pens in his breast pocket, "you have questioned her involvement since the start of this escapade." "And you don't think I have reason to?" the shadow man retorted. "I've told you how dangerous she is." "Her cape is blue." said the shortest of the figures. Sighing, the tallest figure walked over to him and quickly gave a monstrous wedgie. "Maybe we should re-think this." remarked the blue-haired figure, as he adjusted his glasses. "We don't have any time." replied the purple one. "We need the Titan's help and we're going to have to get it, even if they don't want ours."

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