I know… I know. I'm not on schedule. Not nearly. I really am sorry for taking so long to update, but exams.. end of school…fixing problems friends have.. it just goes on. But listen to me! Going on as if people actually care! (I have now filled my self depreciating 'humor' quota for the hour.) Plus the fact that this chapter would just NOT do what I wanted it to do. So I had to figure out how to make the whole thing work.
OK. I know that you are all wondering what happened to the Xan-man and that cute watcher. (yes… Wesley is cute, get over it. So cute that I have decided that he is perfect for the other cute guy – Xander)
Incase you guys haven't figured it out… the ships are as follows.
B/S/Ce…A/C…Ax/T…F/G…Gi/W…X/Wes…D/?
Spoilers are after Hells Bells.. basically. Glory dead. Buffy boneing Spike. Anya demon + gone. In AtvS, I've gone off into my own happy little world there.
This story is just off its rocker (and so am I) so ….
NOW…TO WHAT YOU'VE ALL not BEEN WAITING FOR… THE STORY….
OH. And just a reminder for those who actually care! … THIS IS AN ALTERNATE REALITY FIC. IT STILL FOLLOWS BASIC RULES AND EVERYONE IS STILL THEMSELVES BUT THAT IS WHERE THE SIMULAIRITYS END FOLKS!!
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Xander's vision cleared as he woke. He couldn't say what woke him, until the form lying on top of him groaned again. In that pleasant place between sleep and awake, Xander's thoughts just kind of drifted away from him. *How nice. Wesley is laying on top of me… he's so nice and warm and naked…* That last bit of thought snapped Xander's brain to full awareness. *NAKED????????* Xander lay still, taking stock of what he could see/feel/hear around him.
*Looking up…stone ceiling. Hear only Wesley's groans…why is he groaning? Is he dreaming…yup, from what is pushing against my leg down there. Funny… I'm not freaking out that a naked –yummy- watcher is laying on top of me having erotic dreams. Feeling what I am able without moving – cotton?? I think I'm on a bed.* turning his head to the side, Xander saw a bookshelf, mirror that ran the length of the bed, and behind it all – a stone wall. In the mirror Xander could see the bed, and the room on the other side of it. More importantly he could see himself *naked* with a *naked* Wesley on top of him. *Have to ignore that for now. Do not want to deal with embarrassed and babbling Wesley right now.* The bed they were laying on were covered with black cotton sheets and comforter. The opposite wall was bare. Xander suddenly realized that –except for the parts that the yummy watcher was covering – he was freezing. Xander gently rolled the Watcher off of him and stood up.
"Hate to do this Wes, but I am taking the sheet from under the blanket." Xander picked the blanked up and covered Wesley with it. Xander then pulled the top sheet from under both the sleeping man and the blanket. Xander wrapped the sheet around him like the Greek were wont to do. He had a bit of experience- since that strip job he had that summer after senior year used costumes that were similar.
The room was sparse, except for the bed, bookshelf, and mirror. The shelving unit wasn't very sturdy, Xander noted with a carpenters eye. Even the two humans might be able to break it into weapons. Across from him was a steel door. Xander knew that it war probably locked, and defiantly stronger than even the vampires could force down. That didn't keep him from trying, however. Xander walked over to the door, and noticed that there was no knob on this side. Xander pushed on the door, it was locked. *No surprise there* Xander thought wryly.
Since he decide to let English Jr wake up on his own, there wasn't much else to do but wait – and listen to the sleeping man. Xander never considered that the man might talk in his sleep… he had always rather thought that he was silent. But English Jr talked…and about such interesting things to…
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Meanwhile, back at the Mansion…
Buffy paced back in forth. "I mean, they've been gone for three hours, and its still another two till sundown!" Giles was pacing behind her, trying to get her to stop.
"Buffy, they can both take care of themselves. Wesley had the same training as I, and Xander has been by your side these many years. We needn't worry." But the errant Vampire Slayer continued.
"I can't believe we were so stupid. We just assumed this *whatever* couldn't go into the sunlight. 'Big Bad's always have minions. Those minions can go into the sunlight for them, if the Big Bad can't themselves!" Willow, Spike, and Celia sat side by side on the couch. Angel and Cordy were sharing the loveseat, but laughing at the antics of Buffy and Giles. Fred and Gunn, Alex and Tinne, and Dawn were lounging around on the floor, each silently giggling at the ranting Vampire Slayer. "I know! Gunn, Fred, Giles, Willow, Tinne, Celia, and Cordy can go out looking for them! The rest of us can join you in two hours!" The named people rolled their eyes.
"Buffy, seriously, we do not need half of us to go looking for them. They've probably just found an alley way to snog in, and lost track of time." No one really batted an eye at Alex's insinuation that the two men were gay, or that they were 'together.' But Buffy still ended up going berserk.
"NO! They wouldn't be so stupid. I told them to make it fast. Finding an alley way could be dangerous. They could have been kidnapped because they were to distracted with each other! Someone needs to go look for them!" Finally Dawn stood up.
"Buffy." The named kept pacing, and ranting under her breath. "Buffy." Nothing from her. Just pacing. "BUFFY!!"
"What?" A confused head popped up.
"Now that I've gotten your attention…how about Just Gunn and Giles go scouting? You'll see. The boys will be fine, and we'll have our dinner in no time." Dawn pushed Buffy into Spike's lap with her mind; the afor mentioned bleached blond nuzzling Buffy's neck. She relaxed immediately. Dawn pulled Willow up, pushed Giles down, and pushed Willow into his lap. The group were still not all that used to Dawn's new mental powers, and kind of shuddered.
"Yes. And while Mr. Gunn and I are looking for Xander and Wesley, We will stop by my apartment and collect some books that may explain Dawn's new powers." Everyone nodded, and Gunn and Giles kissed their counterparts goodbye. They loaded up weapons and set out.
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Drusillia laughed gaily, dancing around the room with Violet, the two vampires in Victorian dresses with their skirts flying about. Every so often they would look at the heavy steel door, and laughter would break out again. Drusillia noticed the frown on her demon's face, and danced over to him, Violet behind her.
"What is wrong my pet?" She asked him in a purr as she ran a slender finger down his cheek.
"I do not think this is a good idea Dru. These are the Slayer's friends. She is going to come find them. Do you think it wise that she find it to be us that kidnapped them? And you still haven't told me the purpose of this."
"Don't worry so My Demon. We have taken something near and dear the slayer. It is just a step towards getting the little sister. She will be better guarded than these two. Besides…it amuses me to see little human hearts beat for another…isn't that right Sweets?" Violet slipped her arms around Dru's waist from behind, laid her head on the elder vampire's shoulder, and nibbled on nibbled on her ear.
"That Right Mommy. See the pretty little boys dance." The demon thought it was eerie how the new vampire was so like his lover. He hoped that Dru didn't want the little thing in their bed…he really didn't like children.
OK, ok. I know. Its been FOREVER Since I've posted here. But I kinda got stuck. I know where this is going, I just am having a little problem with how I get it there.
I am soo soo soo sooo sorry for not getting this out when I said I would.
Please feel free to flame me.
Although I much prefer the nice reviews and will thank profusely those who give them to me.
Also, this isn't exactly where I wanted to end the chapter, I usually write more than this, but the damn thing just would cooperate with me!!!
dkTyga
