"So what's your deal B?" Faith asked that night on Patrol when they were out of Giles hearing range, but not out of Spike's. "Any guys I should know about that are off-limits."
"Well F, there have been two main guys in my life. After the first one completely destroyed me. Spike helped me through it."
"Spike, You mean the vampire behind us that is pretending to be a Watcher?"
"Hey, my boyfriend happens to have a lot of fight experience that have helped me train. Plus, he doesn't crying Uncle five seconds into a fight like Giles does." Buffy defended Spike.
"Whoa, Spike's your boyfriend? You're boinking the undead?"
"A world of no. See after Angel turned evil I decided that sex with vampires only leads to heart break and having to kill your ex. Besides, Spike agrees that seventeen is still a little young. So we're just kind of taking it one day at a time."
"So you're other boyfriend was a vampire too? Are you a masochist or something?"
Buffy laughed, "What can I say. Vampires are the only ones that get it done for me. Seriously, I dated human guys, but they tend to be shallow and worried about where you're sneaking off to every night. Or worse they find out and they want to help, by getting themselves killed. Human guys just should not be involved with the Slayer."
"Hey Buffy, who's the new girl?' Xander asked followed by Willow, Cordy, and Oz.
Buffy smiled, "Faith, I'd like you to meet the rest of the Scooby Gang. Xander, Willow, Cordy, and Oz. Guys, this is Faith, the new Slayer."
"Bloody Hell, what are the Scoobies doing here tonight?" Spike growled. "Couldn't they tell that Buffy and Faith were finally starting to bond? Well they are all taking that pop quiz I have planned for tomorrow. I don't care how much they whine."
