If You Try to Race a Hedgehog…
If you try to race a hedgehog, you'll probably lose.
When you lose, he'll want some of your food.
If you give him food, he'll want a soda.
If you give him a soda, he'll get hyper and want to have fun, so he'll invite over his friends.
When his friends come over, they'll have a party.
If they have a party, they'll probably break your computer.
When that happens, the hedgehog's friends will run away.
If his friends run away, he'll want to help you get a new computer.
If he wants to help you get a new computer, he'll take you to an evil genius's house to get one.
If he takes you take you to a genius's house, he'll destroy a bunch of cars he thinks are evil.
If he destroys a bunch of cars, you'll have to run from their owners.
When you run away, you'll still need a computer.
Since you still need a computer, he'll decide to build one.
If he wants to build one, he'll take you to his fox friend's house.
When he does this, he'll be able to make a computer.
When he makes the computer, it'll need a power source.
Since it needs a power source, he'll look for a Chaos Emerald.
While he looks for a Chaos Emerald, you'll get kidnapped.
If you get kidnapped, it'll probably be by a fat genius or a freaky weasel.
When this happens, the hedgehog will have to give him the Chaos Emeralds.
If he gives him the Chaos Emeralds, your kidnapper will probably try and kill you anyway.
When he tries to kill you, the hedgehog will get angry.
If the hedgehog gets angry, he'll turn yellow and save you at the last second.
If he saves you, the bad guy will try to use ridiculously big robot to beat the hedgehog.
If he uses the robot, the yellow hedgehog will blow it up.
If the robot blows up, so will your computer.
Since your new computer is gone, he'll decide to just by you one.
When you set up the new computer, he'll want to use it.
When the hedgehog uses the computer, he'll find a site on exorcising.
If he finds a site on exorcising, it'll tell him that running is a great way to stay in shape.
If he wants to run, he'll probably challenge you to a race.
And if you try to race the hedgehog…
The End
If you try to race a hedgehog, you'll probably lose.
When you lose, he'll want some of your food.
If you give him food, he'll want a soda.
If you give him a soda, he'll get hyper and want to have fun, so he'll invite over his friends.
When his friends come over, they'll have a party.
If they have a party, they'll probably break your computer.
When that happens, the hedgehog's friends will run away.
If his friends run away, he'll want to help you get a new computer.
If he wants to help you get a new computer, he'll take you to an evil genius's house to get one.
If he takes you take you to a genius's house, he'll destroy a bunch of cars he thinks are evil.
If he destroys a bunch of cars, you'll have to run from their owners.
When you run away, you'll still need a computer.
Since you still need a computer, he'll decide to build one.
If he wants to build one, he'll take you to his fox friend's house.
When he does this, he'll be able to make a computer.
When he makes the computer, it'll need a power source.
Since it needs a power source, he'll look for a Chaos Emerald.
While he looks for a Chaos Emerald, you'll get kidnapped.
If you get kidnapped, it'll probably be by a fat genius or a freaky weasel.
When this happens, the hedgehog will have to give him the Chaos Emeralds.
If he gives him the Chaos Emeralds, your kidnapper will probably try and kill you anyway.
When he tries to kill you, the hedgehog will get angry.
If the hedgehog gets angry, he'll turn yellow and save you at the last second.
If he saves you, the bad guy will try to use ridiculously big robot to beat the hedgehog.
If he uses the robot, the yellow hedgehog will blow it up.
If the robot blows up, so will your computer.
Since your new computer is gone, he'll decide to just by you one.
When you set up the new computer, he'll want to use it.
When the hedgehog uses the computer, he'll find a site on exorcising.
If he finds a site on exorcising, it'll tell him that running is a great way to stay in shape.
If he wants to run, he'll probably challenge you to a race.
And if you try to race the hedgehog…
The End
