Chapter three: Russia, Land of....Song and Dance???

Lily: HIYO-

Leala: --' Hi...

Kurama: Runs past GYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily: o.0

Botan: Runs of in same direction WAIT FOR ME KURAMA-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily: --'

Disclaimer: Lily: ....

Leala: --'

Lily: .'

Leala: ...Lily doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho...

Lily: --' Damn you...

Botan: So then I walked over to him and said that I thought he was cute and he laughed and walked away...that made me cry...Has that ever happened to you Kurama??

Kurama: Not paying attention Uh huh...

Botan: Don't you just hate it when things like that happen, it makes you want to hurt the stupid guy because he's such a jerk, but first you want to go home and cry...

Poor poor Yusuke

Guy Beside Yusuke: And what about the airline food, it tastes like plastic...how do we know plastic is plastic....what if it's metal...

Yusuke: About to spirit gun himself in the head

GBY: ...Who really named this thing...what happens if they named a horse a pig...

Arriving in Russia

Kuwabara: Getting off plane looks around I geuss Russia is a nice place...

Random Russian # 1: Ooooo a foreigner!!!! COME! Join us in a musical!!!!!

Kuwabara: o0

RR#2: LIGHTS!!!!!!!!

Lights dim, with a spotlight on RR#3

RR#3: To the tune of YMCA

Japanese dude, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Japanese dude, pick yourself off the ground.

Kuwabara: o0 I'm not on the ground...

RR#3:I said, Japanese dude, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy.

Kuwabara: ...Isn't Russia a country?

Japanese dude, there's a place you can go.
I said, Japanese dude, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R!
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R!

Kuwabara: o0 I thought it wasn't called the USSR anymore.

RR#4: It's for song purposes....

Kuwabara: o0 okay...

RR#3: They have everything for Japanese dudes to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the Russians!

It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Japanese dude, are you listening to me?
I said, Japanese dude, what do you want to be?
I said, Japanese dude, you can make real your dreams.

Kuwabara: Starry eyed My only dream is being with Yukina...

RR#3: o0 .
But you got to know this one thing!

No Japanese dude does it all by himself.
I said, Japanese dude, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the U-S-S-R.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.

Kuwabara: ....Starts to back away Runs back to plane That was weird o0...

Hiei's sugarfilledness

Hiei: Pokes Yukina

Yukina: o0....Hi?

Hiei: Poke

Yukina: .....tries to run but is stuck because of seatbelt .

Hiei: Poke poke

Never give Kurama pillows...

Stewerdess: Walking by with pillows

Kurama: Spots pillows 00' Grabs one

Stewerdess: o0

Botan: So then I gave him the dog back and he was so happy that I found it and- Kurama...What are you doing?

Kurama: Trying to suffocate self with pillow

Botan: o0

Yusukes death...well almost...

GBY: And then if Purple is blue and blue is pink and pink is yellow and yellow is orange andkeeps going on

Yuskue: powering up spirit gun so he can shoot himself in the head

Voice: We have just landed in LA, Please exit the plane in single file order.

Yusuke: 00' Runs off of plane

Everyone's reunited...except Kuwabara

Hiei: Bounces of plane

Yukina: o0

Botan: o0 ...what's wrong with him?

Yukina: --' Ice cream...

Botan: .

Kurama: Still trying to suffocate self

Stewerdess: Excuse me sir...You have to give back the pillow...

Kurama: ...Wait untill I kill myself then you can have it...

Stewerdess: Snatches pillow

Kurama: .

Yusuke: ....I swear...I really want to kill someone right now...

Kurama: Glaring at Botan I know how you feel....

Botan: .

Kurama: ...I'm gonna go....do something...

Botan: . I'll come too!

Kurama: NO! I mean...It's okay...you don't have away before she can say anything

At the hotel

Hiei: I am not sharing a room with any of you...

Yusuke: --' Too bad, we only have enough money to pay for three rooms

Botan: I'LL SHARE WITH KURAMA!!!!

Kurama: NO! I mean...that's okay...I think I'll share with...Yusuke! Ya that's it!

Botan: Pouts

Yusuke: o0

Botan: U.U Fine I'll share with Yukina.

Yukina: Uh...--' Okay fine

Hiei: o0 Doesn't that mean I get my own room

Yusuke: o0 I geuss it does...Where did Kuwabara go anyway?

Everyone: Shrugs

Yusuke: ...Whatever Leaves for room

Kurama's hair care

Yusuke: ...Kurama...What's with all the shampoo...

Kurama: Unpacking suitcase filled with shampoo ...I like my hair.

Yusuke: --' That's 50 bottles...

Kurama: So?

Yusuke: Shrugs I geuss that's why your hair smells different every day

Kurama: ...Why are you smelling my hair...

Yusuke: o0

Awkward silence

Lily: Okay...screw the annoucers thing....

Leala: --'

Lily: ' ...The random word of the chapter is....Flubbagoose!

Leala: --' What the hell is wrong with you?!?!

Lily: ' I have issues...