Chapter three: Russia, Land of....Song and Dance???
Lily: HIYO-
Leala: --' Hi...
Kurama: Runs past GYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: o.0
Botan: Runs of in same direction WAIT FOR ME KURAMA-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: --'
Disclaimer: Lily: ....
Leala: --'
Lily: .'
Leala: ...Lily doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho...
Lily: --' Damn you...
Botan: So then I walked over to him and said that I thought he was cute and he laughed and walked away...that made me cry...Has that ever happened to you Kurama??
Kurama: Not paying attention Uh huh...
Botan: Don't you just hate it when things like that happen, it makes you want to hurt the stupid guy because he's such a jerk, but first you want to go home and cry...
Poor poor Yusuke
Guy Beside Yusuke: And what about the airline food, it tastes like plastic...how do we know plastic is plastic....what if it's metal...
Yusuke: About to spirit gun himself in the head
GBY: ...Who really named this thing...what happens if they named a horse a pig...
Arriving in Russia
Kuwabara: Getting off plane looks around I geuss Russia is a nice place...
Random Russian # 1: Ooooo a foreigner!!!! COME! Join us in a musical!!!!!
Kuwabara: o0
RR#2: LIGHTS!!!!!!!!
Lights dim, with a spotlight on RR#3
RR#3: To the tune of YMCA
Japanese dude, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Japanese dude, pick yourself off the ground.
Kuwabara: o0 I'm not on the ground...
RR#3:I said, Japanese dude, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy.
Kuwabara: ...Isn't Russia a country?
Japanese dude, there's a place you can go.
I said, Japanese dude, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R!
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R!
Kuwabara: o0 I thought it wasn't called the USSR anymore.
RR#4: It's for song purposes....
Kuwabara: o0 okay...
RR#3: They have everything for Japanese dudes to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the Russians!
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Japanese dude, are you listening to me?
I said, Japanese dude, what do you want to be?
I said, Japanese dude, you can make real your dreams.
Kuwabara: Starry eyed My only dream is being with Yukina...
RR#3: o0 .
But you got to know this one thing!
No Japanese dude does it all by himself.
I said, Japanese dude, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the U-S-S-R.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
Kuwabara: ....Starts to back away Runs back to plane That was weird o0...
Hiei's sugarfilledness
Hiei: Pokes Yukina
Yukina: o0....Hi?
Hiei: Poke
Yukina: .....tries to run but is stuck because of seatbelt .
Hiei: Poke poke
Never give Kurama pillows...
Stewerdess: Walking by with pillows
Kurama: Spots pillows 00' Grabs one
Stewerdess: o0
Botan: So then I gave him the dog back and he was so happy that I found it and- Kurama...What are you doing?
Kurama: Trying to suffocate self with pillow
Botan: o0
Yusukes death...well almost...
GBY: And then if Purple is blue and blue is pink and pink is yellow and yellow is orange andkeeps going on
Yuskue: powering up spirit gun so he can shoot himself in the head
Voice: We have just landed in LA, Please exit the plane in single file order.
Yusuke: 00' Runs off of plane
Everyone's reunited...except Kuwabara
Hiei: Bounces of plane
Yukina: o0
Botan: o0 ...what's wrong with him?
Yukina: --' Ice cream...
Botan: .
Kurama: Still trying to suffocate self
Stewerdess: Excuse me sir...You have to give back the pillow...
Kurama: ...Wait untill I kill myself then you can have it...
Stewerdess: Snatches pillow
Kurama: .
Yusuke: ....I swear...I really want to kill someone right now...
Kurama: Glaring at Botan I know how you feel....
Botan: .
Kurama: ...I'm gonna go....do something...
Botan: . I'll come too!
Kurama: NO! I mean...It's okay...you don't have away before she can say anything
At the hotel
Hiei: I am not sharing a room with any of you...
Yusuke: --' Too bad, we only have enough money to pay for three rooms
Botan: I'LL SHARE WITH KURAMA!!!!
Kurama: NO! I mean...that's okay...I think I'll share with...Yusuke! Ya that's it!
Botan: Pouts
Yusuke: o0
Botan: U.U Fine I'll share with Yukina.
Yukina: Uh...--' Okay fine
Hiei: o0 Doesn't that mean I get my own room
Yusuke: o0 I geuss it does...Where did Kuwabara go anyway?
Everyone: Shrugs
Yusuke: ...Whatever Leaves for room
Kurama's hair care
Yusuke: ...Kurama...What's with all the shampoo...
Kurama: Unpacking suitcase filled with shampoo ...I like my hair.
Yusuke: --' That's 50 bottles...
Kurama: So?
Yusuke: Shrugs I geuss that's why your hair smells different every day
Kurama: ...Why are you smelling my hair...
Yusuke: o0
Awkward silence
Lily: Okay...screw the annoucers thing....
Leala: --'
Lily: ' ...The random word of the chapter is....Flubbagoose!
Leala: --' What the hell is wrong with you?!?!
Lily: ' I have issues...
Lily: HIYO-
Leala: --' Hi...
Kurama: Runs past GYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: o.0
Botan: Runs of in same direction WAIT FOR ME KURAMA-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: --'
Disclaimer: Lily: ....
Leala: --'
Lily: .'
Leala: ...Lily doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho...
Lily: --' Damn you...
Botan: So then I walked over to him and said that I thought he was cute and he laughed and walked away...that made me cry...Has that ever happened to you Kurama??
Kurama: Not paying attention Uh huh...
Botan: Don't you just hate it when things like that happen, it makes you want to hurt the stupid guy because he's such a jerk, but first you want to go home and cry...
Poor poor Yusuke
Guy Beside Yusuke: And what about the airline food, it tastes like plastic...how do we know plastic is plastic....what if it's metal...
Yusuke: About to spirit gun himself in the head
GBY: ...Who really named this thing...what happens if they named a horse a pig...
Arriving in Russia
Kuwabara: Getting off plane looks around I geuss Russia is a nice place...
Random Russian # 1: Ooooo a foreigner!!!! COME! Join us in a musical!!!!!
Kuwabara: o0
RR#2: LIGHTS!!!!!!!!
Lights dim, with a spotlight on RR#3
RR#3: To the tune of YMCA
Japanese dude, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Japanese dude, pick yourself off the ground.
Kuwabara: o0 I'm not on the ground...
RR#3:I said, Japanese dude, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy.
Kuwabara: ...Isn't Russia a country?
Japanese dude, there's a place you can go.
I said, Japanese dude, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R!
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R!
Kuwabara: o0 I thought it wasn't called the USSR anymore.
RR#4: It's for song purposes....
Kuwabara: o0 okay...
RR#3: They have everything for Japanese dudes to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the Russians!
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Japanese dude, are you listening to me?
I said, Japanese dude, what do you want to be?
I said, Japanese dude, you can make real your dreams.
Kuwabara: Starry eyed My only dream is being with Yukina...
RR#3: o0 .
But you got to know this one thing!
No Japanese dude does it all by himself.
I said, Japanese dude, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the U-S-S-R.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
Kuwabara: ....Starts to back away Runs back to plane That was weird o0...
Hiei's sugarfilledness
Hiei: Pokes Yukina
Yukina: o0....Hi?
Hiei: Poke
Yukina: .....tries to run but is stuck because of seatbelt .
Hiei: Poke poke
Never give Kurama pillows...
Stewerdess: Walking by with pillows
Kurama: Spots pillows 00' Grabs one
Stewerdess: o0
Botan: So then I gave him the dog back and he was so happy that I found it and- Kurama...What are you doing?
Kurama: Trying to suffocate self with pillow
Botan: o0
Yusukes death...well almost...
GBY: And then if Purple is blue and blue is pink and pink is yellow and yellow is orange andkeeps going on
Yuskue: powering up spirit gun so he can shoot himself in the head
Voice: We have just landed in LA, Please exit the plane in single file order.
Yusuke: 00' Runs off of plane
Everyone's reunited...except Kuwabara
Hiei: Bounces of plane
Yukina: o0
Botan: o0 ...what's wrong with him?
Yukina: --' Ice cream...
Botan: .
Kurama: Still trying to suffocate self
Stewerdess: Excuse me sir...You have to give back the pillow...
Kurama: ...Wait untill I kill myself then you can have it...
Stewerdess: Snatches pillow
Kurama: .
Yusuke: ....I swear...I really want to kill someone right now...
Kurama: Glaring at Botan I know how you feel....
Botan: .
Kurama: ...I'm gonna go....do something...
Botan: . I'll come too!
Kurama: NO! I mean...It's okay...you don't have away before she can say anything
At the hotel
Hiei: I am not sharing a room with any of you...
Yusuke: --' Too bad, we only have enough money to pay for three rooms
Botan: I'LL SHARE WITH KURAMA!!!!
Kurama: NO! I mean...that's okay...I think I'll share with...Yusuke! Ya that's it!
Botan: Pouts
Yusuke: o0
Botan: U.U Fine I'll share with Yukina.
Yukina: Uh...--' Okay fine
Hiei: o0 Doesn't that mean I get my own room
Yusuke: o0 I geuss it does...Where did Kuwabara go anyway?
Everyone: Shrugs
Yusuke: ...Whatever Leaves for room
Kurama's hair care
Yusuke: ...Kurama...What's with all the shampoo...
Kurama: Unpacking suitcase filled with shampoo ...I like my hair.
Yusuke: --' That's 50 bottles...
Kurama: So?
Yusuke: Shrugs I geuss that's why your hair smells different every day
Kurama: ...Why are you smelling my hair...
Yusuke: o0
Awkward silence
Lily: Okay...screw the annoucers thing....
Leala: --'
Lily: ' ...The random word of the chapter is....Flubbagoose!
Leala: --' What the hell is wrong with you?!?!
Lily: ' I have issues...
