Chapter three: Swimming pool of death...at least in Hiei's case...

Lily: Hi! Sorry it took me so long to update, but if you've read any of my other fics you know to expect this from me'

Leala: --' Cuz you always forget everything...

Lily: '

Botan: ...Where'd Kura-kun go?

Lily: 00' Tackles I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN CALL HIM KURA-KUN!!!!! BACK OFF!!!!

Botan: ....

Lily: I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THIS FIC!! I CAN KILL YOU IF I WANT TO!!!!

Botan: 00'

Disclaimer: Lily: Here Kurama, read this. Hands him a peice of paper

Kurama: reads Lily, the most wonderful authoress in the world --'

Lily: ...Keep reading

Kurama: ...Now owns yu yu hakusho o0

Lily:

Leala: --' Lily, did you forage Yoshihiro Togashi's signature again --'

Lily: ...No?

Leala: --'

Yusuke: Walks into Hiei's room

Hiei: --' What are you doing?

Yusuke: Running from Kurama

Hiei: --' Why?

Yusuke: Because he has as suitcase full of shampoo...

Hiei: --'

Botan: So...Which one of the guys do you think is hot??

Yukina: ...I don't know...Hiei's kinda cute.

Botan: 00'

Yukina: o0 Is something wrong?

Botan: Uh..nevermind...

Yukina: ....So what about you?

Botan: Hearts in eyes Kurama!

Yukina: o0 Okay...you do realize he hates you...

Botan: 00' Stop lying!

Yukina: --'

Botan: While hanging up Kurama poster Kurama loves me! I know that!

Yukina: --' Right, I'll go ask him.

Botan: UU Fine, Don't believe me

Kurama: Alphabetizing shampoo

Yukina: Walks into room Hey Kurama, I have a question- --' What are you doing?

Kurama: ..Alphabetizing my shampoo...

Yukina: o0 Okay...

Kurama: So what did you want to ask me?

Yukina: ...Do you like Botan?

Kurama: 00' HELL NO!

Yukina: That's what I thought.

Kurama: Is that all you wanted?

Yukina: Yup...you do realize she has a poster of you...

Kurama: 00' What?!

Yukina: ...Yah...Anyway I'm gonna go now...

Kurama: ...I feel violated

Hiei: You can leave now...

Yusuke: ...No!

Hiei: --' Why?

Yusuke: ...Kurama's evil...

Hiei: ...He's not evil...He just has a strange obsession with his hair...

Yusuke: He's still evil...

Hiei: --'

Kuwabara: sitting on plane Now how do you work this thing? Shrugs presses random buttons
sets off missle 00' oops...

RR#6: Gets blown up

Kuwabara: Shrugs goes back to pushing buttons

RR#7: HE KILLED BOB!

RR#8: GET HIM!!!!

Kuwabara: 00' oh oh...Presses button Please be take off..

Seatbelt sign turns on

Kuwabara: --'

Yusuke: opens door

Kurama: ...Whered you go?

Yusuke: ...To bug Hiei...

Kurama: blink blink Okay...wanna help me alphabetize my shampoo?

Yusuke: 00' I think I'm gonna go bug Hiei again...

Kurama: Shrugs

Botan: Dusting off Kurama shrine

Yukina: --' Oh God...

Botan: Blink blink What?

Yukina: --' You really need a life...

Botan: Shrugs

Kuwabara: Presses another button

Plane: Moves

Kuwabara: YAY!

RR#9: AAAHHHH!!!! IT'S MOVING!!!

Kuwabara: Presses another button

Plane: Stops

Kuwabara: --' Damn it...

Botan: ...Does this hotel have a swimming pool?

Yukina: o0 Why...

Botan: ...I wanna go swimming...

Yukina: --'

Botan: on It'll be fun...

Yukina: --' fine, I'll go tell the guys...

Botan: Okay!

Yukina: Knocks on Hiei's door

Hiei: Opens door NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID DETECTIVE??

Yukina: 00'

Hiei: 00' Oh, Uh...sorry Yukina...

Yukina: - It's okay! Anyway...We're going swimming, Wanna come?

Hiei: ...I don't like water...

Yukina: Pwease? Puppy dog eyes

Hiei: Must-Resist-Puppy dog eyes- .... Fine I'll come

Yukina: - Thanks Hiei!

Hiei: In thought How do I get myself into these things...

Yukina: Runs into Yusuke O0 What are you doing?

Yusuke: from Kurama

Yukina: ...Why?

Yusuke: ...He's alphabetizing his shampoo...

Yukina: o0 Is he still doing that?

Yusuke: --' Yes

Yukina: ...Anyway...Botan and I are going swimming, Wanna come?

Yusuke: . Sure!

Yukina: - Okay! I'm gonna go find Kurama now!

Kurama: Opens door Now what...

Yukina: . Hi Kurama! wanna come swimming?

Kurama: ...Will Botan be there?

Yukina: nods

Kurama: Then I think I'll stay here...

Yukina: ...Aw come on Kurama It'll be fun...Please?

Kurama: Sighs Fine...

Yukina: Okay! See you there-

Kurama: . In thought My life sucks...

Hiei: Pokes water You can't make me go in there...

Yusuke: --' Come on Hiei, It's just water...

Hiei: --' In case you havent noticed, I'm a fire youkai...

Yusuke: ...Oh yah...Forgot about that'

Hiei: --'

Yusuke: Walks behind Hiei

Hiei: ...Now what?

Yusuke: Nothing...

Silence

Yusuke: Pushes Hiei

Hiei: GYAH!!! Falls into water

Kurama: --' Yusuke, What happens if he can't swim?

Yusuke: ...It's the shallow end, all he has to do is stand.

Kurama: ...This is Hiei we're talking about...He's too short...

Yusuke: o0 Oh...right

Kurama: Sighs Pulls Hiei out of water

Hiei: Evil death glare of death

Yusuke: 00' Oh crap! runs

Hiei: --' What an for a second is now in front of Yusuke

Yusuke: ...Damn...Forgot you could do that...

Hiei: With katana...don't ask how he got it, he just did...

Yusuke: Wimper

Botan: Runs into room YAY!!!!Jumps into water

Hiei: Gets splashed --'

Yusuke: Slips away Jumps into water Ha! now you can't get me!

Hiei: --' Damn...

Yusuke: Mwhahahahahaha!!!

Hiei: .

Botan: Come on Kurama!

Kurama: Uh...I think I'll stay right here...

Botan: Grabs his arm Come on!

Kurama: ...I'm perfectly fine where I am..

Botan: aw... come on Kurama...

Kurama: No- I really want to stay-

Botan: Pulls him in

Kurama: --'

Botan: -

Hiei: Trying to find a way to kill Yusuke without going in the water

Botan: Yukina! Don't just stand there! Come on in! .

Yukina: in thought She is really getting way to happy shrugs Jumps in

Hiei: Gets splashed again I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Besides Yukina...

Yukina: o0

Botan: ..Oh yah! I forgot to tell you, Hiei's your br-

Hiei: Evil death glare of death x 10

Botan: 00' shutsup

Yukina: Blink blink

Kurama: Tries to get out of water

Botan: Grabs his arm

Kurama: 00'

Kuwabara: ...Good thing I watched that program on how to fly airplanes that one night...Now if I could remember what the big red button does...shrugs I'll just press it anyway...Pushes button

Red light starts flashing

Kuwabara: oh oh...

Botan: Huggling Kurama's arm

Kurama: twitch Botan, Please let go...

Botan: Huggles more

Kurama: Finally snaps LET GO OF MY ARM!!!!!!!!!

Botan: 00' Lets go

Kurama: THANKYOU!!!!!!! smile now if you need me, I'll be in my room

Everyone: 00'

Botan: Blink blink

What really happened on 9/11...as far as you know'

Kuwabara: Keeps pressing buttons HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING?!?!?!?!

Red light flashes more

Kuwabara: 00' CRAP! presses more buttons

Big explosion

Kuwabara: 00' I think I hit something...

Various screams

Kuwabara: 00 Oh oh...looks at map New York City...00' I'm gonna get arrested arn't I.

Yusuke: Splashes Hiei

Hiei: --' You have to come out of there sometime...and when you do....I'll kill you

Yusuke: Sure thing Hiei

Hiei: .

Yusuke: Baby voice Aw...poor wittle fire youkai doesn't wanna come in the water...

Hiei: Evil death glare of death x 50

Yusuke: 00' Shuts up Hides underwater

Hiei: Starts sharpening katana

Yusuke: 00'

Botan: Bouncing around in water

Yukina: --' Help me god...

Botan: Huh?

Yukina: uh nothing '

Botan: Shrugs Splashes Yukina

Yukina: --'

Botan:

Yukina: Okay...I've had enough swimming...Leaves

Botan: ...Fine UU Gets out of water I'll go too then... Looks at Yusuke Comming?

Yusuke: Glances at Hiei Uh...I think I'll stay here...

Botan: Shrugs

Hiei: --' You have to come out sometime...

Yusuke: ...I see no reason to...

Botan: --' Men...Leaves