Chapter three: Swimming pool of death...at least in Hiei's case...
Lily: Hi! Sorry it took me so long to update, but if you've read any of my other fics you know to expect this from me'
Leala: --' Cuz you always forget everything...
Lily: '
Botan: ...Where'd Kura-kun go?
Lily: 00' Tackles I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN CALL HIM KURA-KUN!!!!! BACK OFF!!!!
Botan: ....
Lily: I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THIS FIC!! I CAN KILL YOU IF I WANT TO!!!!
Botan: 00'
Disclaimer: Lily: Here Kurama, read this. Hands him a peice of paper
Kurama: reads Lily, the most wonderful authoress in the world --'
Lily: ...Keep reading
Kurama: ...Now owns yu yu hakusho o0
Lily:
Leala: --' Lily, did you forage Yoshihiro Togashi's signature again --'
Lily: ...No?
Leala: --'
Yusuke: Walks into Hiei's room
Hiei: --' What are you doing?
Yusuke: Running from Kurama
Hiei: --' Why?
Yusuke: Because he has as suitcase full of shampoo...
Hiei: --'
Botan: So...Which one of the guys do you think is hot??
Yukina: ...I don't know...Hiei's kinda cute.
Botan: 00'
Yukina: o0 Is something wrong?
Botan: Uh..nevermind...
Yukina: ....So what about you?
Botan: Hearts in eyes Kurama!
Yukina: o0 Okay...you do realize he hates you...
Botan: 00' Stop lying!
Yukina: --'
Botan: While hanging up Kurama poster Kurama loves me! I know that!
Yukina: --' Right, I'll go ask him.
Botan: UU Fine, Don't believe me
Kurama: Alphabetizing shampoo
Yukina: Walks into room Hey Kurama, I have a question- --' What are you doing?
Kurama: ..Alphabetizing my shampoo...
Yukina: o0 Okay...
Kurama: So what did you want to ask me?
Yukina: ...Do you like Botan?
Kurama: 00' HELL NO!
Yukina: That's what I thought.
Kurama: Is that all you wanted?
Yukina: Yup...you do realize she has a poster of you...
Kurama: 00' What?!
Yukina: ...Yah...Anyway I'm gonna go now...
Kurama: ...I feel violated
Hiei: You can leave now...
Yusuke: ...No!
Hiei: --' Why?
Yusuke: ...Kurama's evil...
Hiei: ...He's not evil...He just has a strange obsession with his hair...
Yusuke: He's still evil...
Hiei: --'
Kuwabara: sitting on plane Now how do you work this thing? Shrugs presses random buttons
sets off missle 00' oops...
RR#6: Gets blown up
Kuwabara: Shrugs goes back to pushing buttons
RR#7: HE KILLED BOB!
RR#8: GET HIM!!!!
Kuwabara: 00' oh oh...Presses button Please be take off..
Seatbelt sign turns on
Kuwabara: --'
Yusuke: opens door
Kurama: ...Whered you go?
Yusuke: ...To bug Hiei...
Kurama: blink blink Okay...wanna help me alphabetize my shampoo?
Yusuke: 00' I think I'm gonna go bug Hiei again...
Kurama: Shrugs
Botan: Dusting off Kurama shrine
Yukina: --' Oh God...
Botan: Blink blink What?
Yukina: --' You really need a life...
Botan: Shrugs
Kuwabara: Presses another button
Plane: Moves
Kuwabara: YAY!
RR#9: AAAHHHH!!!! IT'S MOVING!!!
Kuwabara: Presses another button
Plane: Stops
Kuwabara: --' Damn it...
Botan: ...Does this hotel have a swimming pool?
Yukina: o0 Why...
Botan: ...I wanna go swimming...
Yukina: --'
Botan: on It'll be fun...
Yukina: --' fine, I'll go tell the guys...
Botan: Okay!
Yukina: Knocks on Hiei's door
Hiei: Opens door NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID DETECTIVE??
Yukina: 00'
Hiei: 00' Oh, Uh...sorry Yukina...
Yukina: - It's okay! Anyway...We're going swimming, Wanna come?
Hiei: ...I don't like water...
Yukina: Pwease? Puppy dog eyes
Hiei: Must-Resist-Puppy dog eyes- .... Fine I'll come
Yukina: - Thanks Hiei!
Hiei: In thought How do I get myself into these things...
Yukina: Runs into Yusuke O0 What are you doing?
Yusuke: from Kurama
Yukina: ...Why?
Yusuke: ...He's alphabetizing his shampoo...
Yukina: o0 Is he still doing that?
Yusuke: --' Yes
Yukina: ...Anyway...Botan and I are going swimming, Wanna come?
Yusuke: . Sure!
Yukina: - Okay! I'm gonna go find Kurama now!
Kurama: Opens door Now what...
Yukina: . Hi Kurama! wanna come swimming?
Kurama: ...Will Botan be there?
Yukina: nods
Kurama: Then I think I'll stay here...
Yukina: ...Aw come on Kurama It'll be fun...Please?
Kurama: Sighs Fine...
Yukina: Okay! See you there-
Kurama: . In thought My life sucks...
Hiei: Pokes water You can't make me go in there...
Yusuke: --' Come on Hiei, It's just water...
Hiei: --' In case you havent noticed, I'm a fire youkai...
Yusuke: ...Oh yah...Forgot about that'
Hiei: --'
Yusuke: Walks behind Hiei
Hiei: ...Now what?
Yusuke: Nothing...
Silence
Yusuke: Pushes Hiei
Hiei: GYAH!!! Falls into water
Kurama: --' Yusuke, What happens if he can't swim?
Yusuke: ...It's the shallow end, all he has to do is stand.
Kurama: ...This is Hiei we're talking about...He's too short...
Yusuke: o0 Oh...right
Kurama: Sighs Pulls Hiei out of water
Hiei: Evil death glare of death
Yusuke: 00' Oh crap! runs
Hiei: --' What an for a second is now in front of Yusuke
Yusuke: ...Damn...Forgot you could do that...
Hiei: With katana...don't ask how he got it, he just did...
Yusuke: Wimper
Botan: Runs into room YAY!!!!Jumps into water
Hiei: Gets splashed --'
Yusuke: Slips away Jumps into water Ha! now you can't get me!
Hiei: --' Damn...
Yusuke: Mwhahahahahaha!!!
Hiei: .
Botan: Come on Kurama!
Kurama: Uh...I think I'll stay right here...
Botan: Grabs his arm Come on!
Kurama: ...I'm perfectly fine where I am..
Botan: aw... come on Kurama...
Kurama: No- I really want to stay-
Botan: Pulls him in
Kurama: --'
Botan: -
Hiei: Trying to find a way to kill Yusuke without going in the water
Botan: Yukina! Don't just stand there! Come on in! .
Yukina: in thought She is really getting way to happy shrugs Jumps in
Hiei: Gets splashed again I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Besides Yukina...
Yukina: o0
Botan: ..Oh yah! I forgot to tell you, Hiei's your br-
Hiei: Evil death glare of death x 10
Botan: 00' shutsup
Yukina: Blink blink
Kurama: Tries to get out of water
Botan: Grabs his arm
Kurama: 00'
Kuwabara: ...Good thing I watched that program on how to fly airplanes that one night...Now if I could remember what the big red button does...shrugs I'll just press it anyway...Pushes button
Red light starts flashing
Kuwabara: oh oh...
Botan: Huggling Kurama's arm
Kurama: twitch Botan, Please let go...
Botan: Huggles more
Kurama: Finally snaps LET GO OF MY ARM!!!!!!!!!
Botan: 00' Lets go
Kurama: THANKYOU!!!!!!! smile now if you need me, I'll be in my room
Everyone: 00'
Botan: Blink blink
What really happened on 9/11...as far as you know'
Kuwabara: Keeps pressing buttons HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING?!?!?!?!
Red light flashes more
Kuwabara: 00' CRAP! presses more buttons
Big explosion
Kuwabara: 00' I think I hit something...
Various screams
Kuwabara: 00 Oh oh...looks at map New York City...00' I'm gonna get arrested arn't I.
Yusuke: Splashes Hiei
Hiei: --' You have to come out of there sometime...and when you do....I'll kill you
Yusuke: Sure thing Hiei
Hiei: .
Yusuke: Baby voice Aw...poor wittle fire youkai doesn't wanna come in the water...
Hiei: Evil death glare of death x 50
Yusuke: 00' Shuts up Hides underwater
Hiei: Starts sharpening katana
Yusuke: 00'
Botan: Bouncing around in water
Yukina: --' Help me god...
Botan: Huh?
Yukina: uh nothing '
Botan: Shrugs Splashes Yukina
Yukina: --'
Botan:
Yukina: Okay...I've had enough swimming...Leaves
Botan: ...Fine UU Gets out of water I'll go too then... Looks at Yusuke Comming?
Yusuke: Glances at Hiei Uh...I think I'll stay here...
Botan: Shrugs
Hiei: --' You have to come out sometime...
Yusuke: ...I see no reason to...
Botan: --' Men...Leaves
Lily: Hi! Sorry it took me so long to update, but if you've read any of my other fics you know to expect this from me'
Leala: --' Cuz you always forget everything...
Lily: '
Botan: ...Where'd Kura-kun go?
Lily: 00' Tackles I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN CALL HIM KURA-KUN!!!!! BACK OFF!!!!
Botan: ....
Lily: I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THIS FIC!! I CAN KILL YOU IF I WANT TO!!!!
Botan: 00'
Disclaimer: Lily: Here Kurama, read this. Hands him a peice of paper
Kurama: reads Lily, the most wonderful authoress in the world --'
Lily: ...Keep reading
Kurama: ...Now owns yu yu hakusho o0
Lily:
Leala: --' Lily, did you forage Yoshihiro Togashi's signature again --'
Lily: ...No?
Leala: --'
Yusuke: Walks into Hiei's room
Hiei: --' What are you doing?
Yusuke: Running from Kurama
Hiei: --' Why?
Yusuke: Because he has as suitcase full of shampoo...
Hiei: --'
Botan: So...Which one of the guys do you think is hot??
Yukina: ...I don't know...Hiei's kinda cute.
Botan: 00'
Yukina: o0 Is something wrong?
Botan: Uh..nevermind...
Yukina: ....So what about you?
Botan: Hearts in eyes Kurama!
Yukina: o0 Okay...you do realize he hates you...
Botan: 00' Stop lying!
Yukina: --'
Botan: While hanging up Kurama poster Kurama loves me! I know that!
Yukina: --' Right, I'll go ask him.
Botan: UU Fine, Don't believe me
Kurama: Alphabetizing shampoo
Yukina: Walks into room Hey Kurama, I have a question- --' What are you doing?
Kurama: ..Alphabetizing my shampoo...
Yukina: o0 Okay...
Kurama: So what did you want to ask me?
Yukina: ...Do you like Botan?
Kurama: 00' HELL NO!
Yukina: That's what I thought.
Kurama: Is that all you wanted?
Yukina: Yup...you do realize she has a poster of you...
Kurama: 00' What?!
Yukina: ...Yah...Anyway I'm gonna go now...
Kurama: ...I feel violated
Hiei: You can leave now...
Yusuke: ...No!
Hiei: --' Why?
Yusuke: ...Kurama's evil...
Hiei: ...He's not evil...He just has a strange obsession with his hair...
Yusuke: He's still evil...
Hiei: --'
Kuwabara: sitting on plane Now how do you work this thing? Shrugs presses random buttons
sets off missle 00' oops...
RR#6: Gets blown up
Kuwabara: Shrugs goes back to pushing buttons
RR#7: HE KILLED BOB!
RR#8: GET HIM!!!!
Kuwabara: 00' oh oh...Presses button Please be take off..
Seatbelt sign turns on
Kuwabara: --'
Yusuke: opens door
Kurama: ...Whered you go?
Yusuke: ...To bug Hiei...
Kurama: blink blink Okay...wanna help me alphabetize my shampoo?
Yusuke: 00' I think I'm gonna go bug Hiei again...
Kurama: Shrugs
Botan: Dusting off Kurama shrine
Yukina: --' Oh God...
Botan: Blink blink What?
Yukina: --' You really need a life...
Botan: Shrugs
Kuwabara: Presses another button
Plane: Moves
Kuwabara: YAY!
RR#9: AAAHHHH!!!! IT'S MOVING!!!
Kuwabara: Presses another button
Plane: Stops
Kuwabara: --' Damn it...
Botan: ...Does this hotel have a swimming pool?
Yukina: o0 Why...
Botan: ...I wanna go swimming...
Yukina: --'
Botan: on It'll be fun...
Yukina: --' fine, I'll go tell the guys...
Botan: Okay!
Yukina: Knocks on Hiei's door
Hiei: Opens door NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID DETECTIVE??
Yukina: 00'
Hiei: 00' Oh, Uh...sorry Yukina...
Yukina: - It's okay! Anyway...We're going swimming, Wanna come?
Hiei: ...I don't like water...
Yukina: Pwease? Puppy dog eyes
Hiei: Must-Resist-Puppy dog eyes- .... Fine I'll come
Yukina: - Thanks Hiei!
Hiei: In thought How do I get myself into these things...
Yukina: Runs into Yusuke O0 What are you doing?
Yusuke: from Kurama
Yukina: ...Why?
Yusuke: ...He's alphabetizing his shampoo...
Yukina: o0 Is he still doing that?
Yusuke: --' Yes
Yukina: ...Anyway...Botan and I are going swimming, Wanna come?
Yusuke: . Sure!
Yukina: - Okay! I'm gonna go find Kurama now!
Kurama: Opens door Now what...
Yukina: . Hi Kurama! wanna come swimming?
Kurama: ...Will Botan be there?
Yukina: nods
Kurama: Then I think I'll stay here...
Yukina: ...Aw come on Kurama It'll be fun...Please?
Kurama: Sighs Fine...
Yukina: Okay! See you there-
Kurama: . In thought My life sucks...
Hiei: Pokes water You can't make me go in there...
Yusuke: --' Come on Hiei, It's just water...
Hiei: --' In case you havent noticed, I'm a fire youkai...
Yusuke: ...Oh yah...Forgot about that'
Hiei: --'
Yusuke: Walks behind Hiei
Hiei: ...Now what?
Yusuke: Nothing...
Silence
Yusuke: Pushes Hiei
Hiei: GYAH!!! Falls into water
Kurama: --' Yusuke, What happens if he can't swim?
Yusuke: ...It's the shallow end, all he has to do is stand.
Kurama: ...This is Hiei we're talking about...He's too short...
Yusuke: o0 Oh...right
Kurama: Sighs Pulls Hiei out of water
Hiei: Evil death glare of death
Yusuke: 00' Oh crap! runs
Hiei: --' What an for a second is now in front of Yusuke
Yusuke: ...Damn...Forgot you could do that...
Hiei: With katana...don't ask how he got it, he just did...
Yusuke: Wimper
Botan: Runs into room YAY!!!!Jumps into water
Hiei: Gets splashed --'
Yusuke: Slips away Jumps into water Ha! now you can't get me!
Hiei: --' Damn...
Yusuke: Mwhahahahahaha!!!
Hiei: .
Botan: Come on Kurama!
Kurama: Uh...I think I'll stay right here...
Botan: Grabs his arm Come on!
Kurama: ...I'm perfectly fine where I am..
Botan: aw... come on Kurama...
Kurama: No- I really want to stay-
Botan: Pulls him in
Kurama: --'
Botan: -
Hiei: Trying to find a way to kill Yusuke without going in the water
Botan: Yukina! Don't just stand there! Come on in! .
Yukina: in thought She is really getting way to happy shrugs Jumps in
Hiei: Gets splashed again I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Besides Yukina...
Yukina: o0
Botan: ..Oh yah! I forgot to tell you, Hiei's your br-
Hiei: Evil death glare of death x 10
Botan: 00' shutsup
Yukina: Blink blink
Kurama: Tries to get out of water
Botan: Grabs his arm
Kurama: 00'
Kuwabara: ...Good thing I watched that program on how to fly airplanes that one night...Now if I could remember what the big red button does...shrugs I'll just press it anyway...Pushes button
Red light starts flashing
Kuwabara: oh oh...
Botan: Huggling Kurama's arm
Kurama: twitch Botan, Please let go...
Botan: Huggles more
Kurama: Finally snaps LET GO OF MY ARM!!!!!!!!!
Botan: 00' Lets go
Kurama: THANKYOU!!!!!!! smile now if you need me, I'll be in my room
Everyone: 00'
Botan: Blink blink
What really happened on 9/11...as far as you know'
Kuwabara: Keeps pressing buttons HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING?!?!?!?!
Red light flashes more
Kuwabara: 00' CRAP! presses more buttons
Big explosion
Kuwabara: 00' I think I hit something...
Various screams
Kuwabara: 00 Oh oh...looks at map New York City...00' I'm gonna get arrested arn't I.
Yusuke: Splashes Hiei
Hiei: --' You have to come out of there sometime...and when you do....I'll kill you
Yusuke: Sure thing Hiei
Hiei: .
Yusuke: Baby voice Aw...poor wittle fire youkai doesn't wanna come in the water...
Hiei: Evil death glare of death x 50
Yusuke: 00' Shuts up Hides underwater
Hiei: Starts sharpening katana
Yusuke: 00'
Botan: Bouncing around in water
Yukina: --' Help me god...
Botan: Huh?
Yukina: uh nothing '
Botan: Shrugs Splashes Yukina
Yukina: --'
Botan:
Yukina: Okay...I've had enough swimming...Leaves
Botan: ...Fine UU Gets out of water I'll go too then... Looks at Yusuke Comming?
Yusuke: Glances at Hiei Uh...I think I'll stay here...
Botan: Shrugs
Hiei: --' You have to come out sometime...
Yusuke: ...I see no reason to...
Botan: --' Men...Leaves
