Random Disclaimer (since you might have forgotten.)- I own. Yeah, right. -rolls eyes- I don't really get the point of disclaimers…I mean, I think we KNOW we don't own whatever character/ story we're fanfictionizing, right? Maybe some people don't. Maybe some authors get pissed. Whatever. I don't own. (BTW, I don't own the land of Treeland. This is from a Mary Sue fic I read but promptly forgot the name of. To the Author of that fic- I'M SORRY!)
ON TO CHAPTER FOUR!
The first scream was a short little "OH MY GOD! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!". But the next scream…was what could be described as bloody murder.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
This wasn't my hair…these weren't my eyes…my ears, height, God, everything had been changed. I was terrified.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
The door burst open.
"Vanimavalië, I heard a scream, are you all right?!" the last person (well, maybe second to last…) I wanted to see inquired urgently. I turned around quickly, hysterical.
"No, I am not "all right". I want to know…" I broke off.
It was a day…one day, maybe more, since I had last seen my home…and no matter how annoyed I got at my little brother, angry I got with my parents, I missed it beyond belief.
"I want to know how to get out of here," I said quietly, irately.
"How could you miss your home, when all your life…"
"THAT'S NOT MY LIFE! MY LIFE IS AT HOME, IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, IN 2004!" I exploded.
"We all feel a bit outcast at times, and perhaps your amnesia is taking a toll on your health, but this preposterous tale of "America" is too implausible to believe, Vanimavalië. Is there anything you want to talk about?" Legolas said kindly.
I involuntarily gagged. Too…OOC…
This was too much for even the most rabid fangirl.
"There isn't anything I want to talk about, you Pointy-Eared Pansy…I want to go HOME!"…Is what I tried to say. But instead…
"I miss my castle in Treeland, and as much as it pains me to remember it, I wish I could return. Perhaps I was abused much as a child, but suddenly I realize how much I miss my sister…I miss her so much, Legolas, you can't begin to imagine. Everyone I have once loved is now lost- Gwirith, Velicero, Mother, Fred…"
A tear that was not mine snaked down my cheek.
It was like an out of body experience… I didn't say those words; it was like watching someone else take control of my body. I couldn't do anything except watch, appalled, and curse the evil Authorette.
Legolas took (whom he thought was) Vanimavalië's face in his hands. Even I, as the Rabid Legolas Fangirl found this disgusting.
"Do you truly wish to return to Treeland, Vanimavalië?" he whispered.
"No…they would kill me there, wouldn't they?"
"Not if they didn't know you were their princess…" Legolas said slyly.
"Whatever do you mean, Prince Legolas?" Vanimavalië said, batting her still tear-stained eyelashes. I still refuse to acknowledge that this…this… Mary Sue had taken over my body. Or hers. I am so confused.
A smirk crossed Legolas' face, and he leaned in closer to me. "If you disguised yourself, we could sneak into Treeland and you could visit your country again. I will be willing to go with you, but you will need a disguise…" he whispered.
Vanimavalië gave a watery smile, while I watched from behind my mind's control system, crying, "NO! NOT GOOD!". "That would be lovely, Legolas. Thank you so much," she sniffled.
"We will leave in two days, on Thursday. I look forward to seeing your country in comparison to mine," he smiled.
I ran around inside my mind, desperately seeking a trashcan.
And as suddenly as Vanimavalië had come, her presence left my mind.
Legolas shifted on the bed he sat on next to me.
"It's a bit funny…" he began to say.
And suddenly, out of nowhere, background music cued up.
"It's a bit funnyyyy!!! THIS FEELING INSIDE!" he began to sing, standing up and spreading his arms like a bird in flight. I could only sit horrified on my bed. The music changed…
"My gift is my song
And this one's for you
And you can tell everybody
That this is your song
It maybe quite simple
But now that it's done
Hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is now you're in the world…" he sang quietly, gaining strength as he went on.
Legolas walked over to me, and kissed my hand. "I'm so glad I met you."
He left my room, leaving me bewildered and disgusted on my bed.
"What happened to Legolas?" I asked myself quietly. "What happened to ME?!"
All I knew was that in two days, I would be leaving to my "home". And God knows what was going to happen there…
A/N- WEEEEEBEEE! I have a plot now. I AM SO HAPPY! And the Mary Sue has come out to play…but I don't think she's Sueish enough. Any suggestions?
iorhaelnin- God do I know. Oh, God do I know. WE NEED TO GET OUR FLEDGLING PARODY UP AND AT 'EM! But it's kind of hard right now…at least summer's approaching, right? UPDATE MOONLIGHT BECOMES YE! That is TOO GOOD! Along with the Straight Lego fic. I love 'em both.
LarndeSolen- Argh, yes. I miss it so much…I never even got to Tortuga. -massive tears- I reposted it, but it's not the same! Ah, well. I kinda like writing stories now. I wasn't too concerned about the timeframe (I know, bad, but are Mary Sue authors ever concerned? No. So there's my excuse.) I'm not really trying to be accurate here (Heehee, kinda obvious, huh?). I think I will do the happy huzzah party…do you mind if I use that idea? I'll give you full credit. THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE!
Cosmos Senshi- Thank you! I love it too…is it wrong that I'm obsessed with making my Main Characters suffer? Ah, well. She'll have a happy ending…-wink-. THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING FOTF! NEXT CHAPTER IS IN THE TYPING WORKS! XD
LegolasLover/LOTRchick (lilshini02yahoo.com)- Your reviews crack me up. You do know that, right? They make my day, and I thank you for that. BIG HUGE VEGAS WEDDING TO HOT ELVISH TWINS! WOOTNESS! Vegas or Caribbean…or Mount Doom, I'm having trouble deciding…-wink- I've always wanted to write a wedding on Mount Doom…OOOOH! IDEA! –cackles-
Vring- Yeah, I do love writing her in. I'll try to stop overusing "frick", but it's a habit –hangs head in shame-. I tried to limit usage in this chapter. BUT THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT! Thank you for the props and advice!
Will'sLittlePirate/POTCchick- (again) HAHAHAAA! I didn't send her on the Fellowship…as good of an idea as it was. You see, it's kind of overdone to do that…and plus I've already got a "TWO GIRLS ARE IN MIDDLE EARTH OMG WHAT NOW" type fic I'm writing with a friend (LotR: The Fellowship of the Fangirl). That's where Valandil (LEGGY'S TWIN! –cackles-) comes into the picture. BTW, you show that elf. WEDDING GIFTS! –throws massive piles of Jack's hats and boots, random LotR and PotC paraphernalia, and a t-shirt for Leggy that reads "Eunuch"- AREN'T THEY GENIUS!? Yeah, I'm a little hyper today…but when am I not?
Divinething- SHOW TUNES! I got your review…and I know why they deleted it. I'll update soon…or later…I'm not really sure. I understand the finals and crap…that's what delayed this post and will probably delay future posts (grr…results.). I love show tunes. I think that's just a tad obvious…MOULIN ROUGE R0X0RS!
Insane Stalkers- OHH YEAH! I just thought of Sarah…lolol. The dance was freaking great. Even if I got sick from it and the food was disgusting. GLORFINDEL!!!!! AIEEEEEE! Fangirls of the greatest underestimated elf evah unite! BOOYAY! STMAYC….um…Heehee? –runs away-
danuchao13- WEEEEEEEE STEFOLA! I guess you liked it…? EXCESSIVE USE OF AHAHAHAs!!! Lolol. Hyperness is the spice of life. Wootness. Writer's block needs to die. KEEP ON TRUCKING! Is that what I'm known for saying now…? I'm not complaining. –grin-
REVIEW! They make me happy and for some unexplainable reason, give me story ideas.
