Meanwhile, miroku had been resting in keade's hut, the most relaxed he's
been in weeks. Sango sat at the other end, cleaning her giant weapon.
Kirara batted at some toy that shippo held up. He opened an eye and looked
at sango. Gods she was beautiful. All lean muscle and tough attitude. What
he would give for her to look at him in the same way. He sighed. But, what
could he do? Even if she had feelings for him, he couldn't give her the
future she deserved. Most likely, his hand would get him before he could
even give any woman a child. But what he would give anything if sango was
that special girl....
BOOM
The sound thundered in their ears, and a massive wind blew through the reed curtain and whipped at them. When it died down, they remained still for a few moments, shock and surprise all around. Kirara growled, her hair on end. Miroku tried to calm his speeding heart.
"What was that?" sango breathed.
"Some massive spiritual power," miroku answered. Silence dominated. Then, they heard the screams. They didn't sound like painful filled yells, but worried miroku nonetheless. Sango picked up her weapon and ran outside, miroku on her heels. The screaming continued for some time, but eventually died down.
They saw that the gale had blown the branches off many trees, and a few ditches were dug up in a neighboring field.
Panicked, they ran in the direction of the screams. They panted as they went deeper into the forest, heading to the god tree. What had that been? When they came upon the scene, mouths hung open.
~*~ kagome and inuyasha backed away form each other, horror written all over their faces. No, it can't be true! It wasn't possible!
"What-what's going on?!" inuyasha cried, sounding something close to what kagome would do. Kagome only shook her head.
They examined each other closely. Inuyasha went feminine all right. His normally square jaw rounded out, making it softer. His lips became full, and rosy. His eyebrows refined and a full set of lashes accompanied each panicked gold eye. Though his clothes were baggy, a bosom was emanate. Even his dog-ears became rounder.
Kagome on the other hand, took a turn in the opposite direction. She became taller, and her shoulders became broader. Her jaw squared out, cheeks became long and lean, and she hair was short with a tuft hanging to the right side of her face. Her hips and breasts were gone, replaced by adolescent lean muscle and lanky limbs. The miko robes obviously were very tight around the waist.
But kagome was no longer a she, and inuyasha was no longer a he.
Inuyasha sputtered, and heat flooded 'her' cheeks in anger. "kagome, tell me straight...WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!" and to 'her' despair, 'she' shrieked it.
Kagome in turn grew angry. "How the hell should I know! You're the one who sneaked up on me!" 'he' growled.
Inuyasha gasped and met 'him' face to face, anger to anger.
"Me? Why are you putting this on me? It was your stupid spell!"
"You should have known better than to disturb me in the middle of a spell!"
"I didn't know you were doing a spell!"
"NANI?! You mean miroku didn't tell you!"
"I haven't seen miroku all day!"
"Oh my...you stupid baka!" kagome sighed. "so now your going to blame me? Nope, this is so your fault!"
"My fault!" inuyasha gasped, "you know, if I didn't know better, id say you did this on propose!"
"Oh yeah inuyasha that's it. I purposefully made you a woman and gave myself a dick!" oh you know kagome's mad when she starts with the vulgarity.
"Well, I seem to be missing one of those!"
"And who's fault is that?" kagome hollered, "who was the one who broke my concentration, there for fucking up the spell!"
All the while this little match went on, they didn't notice they had an audience. Miroku and sango stood to the side, dumfounded like never before. They couldn't believe what they were seeing. The argument didn't matter right now; they just wanted to know what the hell was going on! They watched as the girl in the red kimono and the boy in the miko robes hollered at each other, neither stopping to notice the specters. Miroku turned to sango, and sango tunre dot him. they wore identical expressions.
"No..." sango whispered.
"It couldn't be..." miroku.
"Could it?" together.
"You guys?!" they said together again, finally drawing the attention of the fighting couple. They looked to miroku and sango in surprise.
"Is that...I mean are you..." miroku just couldn't find words. Inuyasha pointed a finger at kagome. "its all her fault!!"
"So you do blame yourself?" kagome sneered.
"What!"
"If you hadn't noticed inuyasha, the plains been have turned." Inuyasha turned bright red again.
"Um, kagome?" sango said quietly.
"Yeah?" the boy replied.
'Too weird' "what's...going on?"
kagome crossed 'his' arms and huffed. "inuBAKA over here took it upon HERself to scare the daylights out of me and making me screw up the spell I was practicing. Now thanks to HER, we're stuck this way!"
"Would you stop calling me a woman!" inuyasha yelled.
"I can't, cause you ARE a WOMAN!" kagoem hollered back. Just then, they heard a snicker. They looked over to find miroku biting his bottom lip and trying his hardest not to smile. Inuyasha's feminine growl didn't help. Since he couldn't take it anymore, miroku busted out laughing, falling to the ground in a shaking heap. Tears slipped down his cheeks.
"What the hell are you laughing at monk!?" inuyasha cried in his fem fatal voice.
"inuyasha, I have to admit you make one pretty girl!" this caused miroku to laugh harder. Provoked, inuyasha took no hesitation to beat the hell out of the lecher.
BOOM
The sound thundered in their ears, and a massive wind blew through the reed curtain and whipped at them. When it died down, they remained still for a few moments, shock and surprise all around. Kirara growled, her hair on end. Miroku tried to calm his speeding heart.
"What was that?" sango breathed.
"Some massive spiritual power," miroku answered. Silence dominated. Then, they heard the screams. They didn't sound like painful filled yells, but worried miroku nonetheless. Sango picked up her weapon and ran outside, miroku on her heels. The screaming continued for some time, but eventually died down.
They saw that the gale had blown the branches off many trees, and a few ditches were dug up in a neighboring field.
Panicked, they ran in the direction of the screams. They panted as they went deeper into the forest, heading to the god tree. What had that been? When they came upon the scene, mouths hung open.
~*~ kagome and inuyasha backed away form each other, horror written all over their faces. No, it can't be true! It wasn't possible!
"What-what's going on?!" inuyasha cried, sounding something close to what kagome would do. Kagome only shook her head.
They examined each other closely. Inuyasha went feminine all right. His normally square jaw rounded out, making it softer. His lips became full, and rosy. His eyebrows refined and a full set of lashes accompanied each panicked gold eye. Though his clothes were baggy, a bosom was emanate. Even his dog-ears became rounder.
Kagome on the other hand, took a turn in the opposite direction. She became taller, and her shoulders became broader. Her jaw squared out, cheeks became long and lean, and she hair was short with a tuft hanging to the right side of her face. Her hips and breasts were gone, replaced by adolescent lean muscle and lanky limbs. The miko robes obviously were very tight around the waist.
But kagome was no longer a she, and inuyasha was no longer a he.
Inuyasha sputtered, and heat flooded 'her' cheeks in anger. "kagome, tell me straight...WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!" and to 'her' despair, 'she' shrieked it.
Kagome in turn grew angry. "How the hell should I know! You're the one who sneaked up on me!" 'he' growled.
Inuyasha gasped and met 'him' face to face, anger to anger.
"Me? Why are you putting this on me? It was your stupid spell!"
"You should have known better than to disturb me in the middle of a spell!"
"I didn't know you were doing a spell!"
"NANI?! You mean miroku didn't tell you!"
"I haven't seen miroku all day!"
"Oh my...you stupid baka!" kagome sighed. "so now your going to blame me? Nope, this is so your fault!"
"My fault!" inuyasha gasped, "you know, if I didn't know better, id say you did this on propose!"
"Oh yeah inuyasha that's it. I purposefully made you a woman and gave myself a dick!" oh you know kagome's mad when she starts with the vulgarity.
"Well, I seem to be missing one of those!"
"And who's fault is that?" kagome hollered, "who was the one who broke my concentration, there for fucking up the spell!"
All the while this little match went on, they didn't notice they had an audience. Miroku and sango stood to the side, dumfounded like never before. They couldn't believe what they were seeing. The argument didn't matter right now; they just wanted to know what the hell was going on! They watched as the girl in the red kimono and the boy in the miko robes hollered at each other, neither stopping to notice the specters. Miroku turned to sango, and sango tunre dot him. they wore identical expressions.
"No..." sango whispered.
"It couldn't be..." miroku.
"Could it?" together.
"You guys?!" they said together again, finally drawing the attention of the fighting couple. They looked to miroku and sango in surprise.
"Is that...I mean are you..." miroku just couldn't find words. Inuyasha pointed a finger at kagome. "its all her fault!!"
"So you do blame yourself?" kagome sneered.
"What!"
"If you hadn't noticed inuyasha, the plains been have turned." Inuyasha turned bright red again.
"Um, kagome?" sango said quietly.
"Yeah?" the boy replied.
'Too weird' "what's...going on?"
kagome crossed 'his' arms and huffed. "inuBAKA over here took it upon HERself to scare the daylights out of me and making me screw up the spell I was practicing. Now thanks to HER, we're stuck this way!"
"Would you stop calling me a woman!" inuyasha yelled.
"I can't, cause you ARE a WOMAN!" kagoem hollered back. Just then, they heard a snicker. They looked over to find miroku biting his bottom lip and trying his hardest not to smile. Inuyasha's feminine growl didn't help. Since he couldn't take it anymore, miroku busted out laughing, falling to the ground in a shaking heap. Tears slipped down his cheeks.
"What the hell are you laughing at monk!?" inuyasha cried in his fem fatal voice.
"inuyasha, I have to admit you make one pretty girl!" this caused miroku to laugh harder. Provoked, inuyasha took no hesitation to beat the hell out of the lecher.
