Chapter 3: pants pants

So after dragging a fuming, estrogen enraged inuyasha off the poor monk, kagome was occupied as sango pulled the semi-conscious lecher to his feet. His right eyes was forming a shiner, and bruises covered places over his face that kagome didn't even know bruises could go. And there were a few very nasty bumps on his head. Sango tried for the third to get miroku on his feet, but failed. She rolled her eyes and let the poor man fall. More important matters pressed.

Inuyasha and kagome started hollering at each other again, which really irked the distressed taijiya. When things looked like they were getting nasty, she stepped in.

"Oi! Hey! WOULD YOU CUT IT OUT!" sango yelled at the top of her lungs to be heard over the couple. They calmed down, but inuyasha growled (which made kagome laugh), and glared death at the former miko.

"Okay," sango sighed, "now tell me, calmly, what's going on."

Kagome scowled as inuyasha huffed and turned away. 'he' turned to sango. "Well, as you know, I came out here to practice doing a barrier spell that keade tuuaght me. I told miroku to tell inuyasha to not disturb me if he saw him. But inuyasha didn't check in at the village and decided, remarkably, on HER own to find me. Just as SHE came, I was close to the breaking point of the barrier, and then 'hello!' there's inuyasha. I guess something happened with the spell cause I was scared out of me wits! This big explosion happened, and now we're like this."

All the while, inuyasha growled more as kagome put emphasis on the female terms that applied to him. This wasn't his fault, nope not a bit. It was all the bitch's fault and her incapacity to warn a man about her doings.

As kagome explained the situation, 'he' tugged on the waist of the pants 'he' wore. They were really tight now that she had no hips, and I body figure as straight as a board. Kagome didn't want to pay attention to the flesh that was pressing against the front of the pants, at least not for now. Sango waited patiently for kagoem to finish, but side tracked as she stared intently at her friend. Wow, kagome makes a handsome guy. Ack!! What the hell was that? What is she thinking? This was kagome, always was and always will be!

Kagome once again tugged the waist as she finished her explanation. 'he' glanced at inuyasha, who looked fine the way 'she' was. 'Damn this is uncomfortable.' Fed up, an idead popped into 'his' head.

"inuyasha, give me your pants," kagome requested simply, frowning down at 'his' own.

Inuyasha whirled around and blushed profusely. But kagome wasn't paying attention to the outburst. "What the fuck did you just say?"

"Give-me-your-pants. I'll switch you mine, cause this is really tight and I cant take it anymore," kagome responded to 'her' like 'she' was a simpleton.

Inuyasha stared at her gaped mouth. Kagome acted like it was nothing, that she didn't care if 'she' dropped them and threw them at her. "Are you kidding? What, you want me to just drop them right here in front of you and throw them in your face?"

Kagome frowned, "its nothing I haven't seen."

Inuyasha blushed, "that doesn't make it right!"

"Do I care?! The circulation to my legs is about to be cut off! "kagome yelled back, "if it really matters, go behind a tree or something."

Inuyasha huffed and crossed 'her' arms, "I'm still not doing it."

"Why not?" sango asked.

Inuyasha avoided their eyes, turning a deep red. 'she' mumbled something.

"What was that inuyasha? I didn't quite catch it." Kagome smirked.

Mumble.

"Speak up, I'm not a hanyou like you."

Inuyasha went redder. "It might be okay for you, but not for me."

"Why?" kagome sighed, 'he' was growing quite tired of this.

"Well because...uh...I-I haven't...you know, seen..." unable to untie 'her' tongue, inuaysha grew quite.

Kagome looked at 'her' as if 'she' grew two heads. What the hell is inuyasha talking about? 'she' turned even more red if possible under kagome's gaze. Inuyasha hasn't seen what? But kagome gasped. That's what was bothering him! Wait a minute!

"What do you mean you haven't seen?! Haven't seen a naked girl?" inuyasha nodded slightly, "oh that is bull shit! How many times have you caught me naked? Hm? Lets count. First was when I first met you and you wanted the shards," kagome ticked off one finger, "then there was the time at the Peach man's hut, then –"

"All right already!" by now inuyasha was close to purple.

"Okay," sango held up her hands for peace, "inuyasha, go behind that tree, kagome go over there. I'll take the clothes to each of you so there's no embarrassment."

Inuyasha huffed and walked away, "fine."

Kagome wanted to growled, "fine."

Sango sighed as they went to their stations. Ever since they found them, inuaysha and kagome were worse off then before. Not to mention their swift change in character. Kagome seemed more gruff while inuyasha was showing more emotion. Sango rubbed a hand over her face as she saw kagome toss 'his' pants over the bushes next to 'him'. She went to retrieve them and went over to inuyasha's corner, where she arrived in time to switch the pants. Settling on the ground while the two changed, she rubbed her temples. An emotionally enraged female inuyasha. A gruff, hot-tempered male kagome. Oh yes, all hell has broke loose.

:::::::yeah, it short, but I couldn't think of anything better, I want what happens nest as a separate chapter. Poor sango, I'm afraid she's going to have to be the referee for the two infuriating people. But speak up people, I'm still waiting for some good suggestions to make this thing more lively!!!!::::::::::