Chapter 5: oh god...
Inuyasha and kagome came form behind their trees; inuyasha sending the now comfortable kagome death glares. By now, miroku had woken from his little nap and held his head painfully. When inuyasha appeared though, the monk bit back on his snickering, earning him more glares from sango and inuyasha alike. Though inuyasha looked almost normal, the baggy pants looked a bit odd on the now male miko, but no one said anything.
They came to sango and miroku, kagome leaning against a tree, inuyasha in the famous crossed leg position. Tension was thick, and they knew if the wrong word was said, blows might be exchanged. Inuyasha sat next to miroku, chin in hand, and pointedly refused to look at anyone, much less acknowledge their presence. Kagome gave 'her' a frown before turning to her other friends.
"So," 'he' began, "now that we're in this sticky situation, do you think we'll get out of it?"
"I'm sure you will kagome," sango sighed. Kagome frowned.
"That name, my name, doesn't fit and somehow it makes me uncomfortable," kagome grumbled, "I guess its because I'm a guy now. Just call me Gome from now on, or at least till we fix the problem."
Sango and miroku only raised brows but nodded. Inuyasha growled.
"What fucking difference does it make? I know for sure I'm not staying like this."
Gome narrowed his eyes at inuyasha, "well no shit stupid, you think I want to stay this way?"
Miroku glanced at sango. Well, kagome's vocabulary certainly increased. Inuyasha turned her face to him to give a retort, but paused. When she was certain she was correct, she gritted her teeth and flushed red. Inuyasha tensed her fist, but it then shot out and wrapped around miroku's throat, catching him by surprise.
"If you want to live to see the next minute, you'll keep your hands to yourself bouzo. Understand?" miroku choked, pulling back his hand, and gave a small nod. Inuyasha released him, and he fell back gasping for breath. Gome hung his head and sango rolled her eyes.
"I guess it makes no difference," sango drawled, "if it female, its fair game."
"Can we get back to the problem at hand?" inuyasha snapped, ready to rip any limb from any body. Sango nodded and gome sighed.
"Alright inuyasha, since your so eager to correct this mistake, how do you suggest we do that?" gome asked rubbing a temple. Fucking inuaysha gave him a headache.
"Why are you asking me? I didn't do this!" inuyasha growled.
Gome's eyes snapped to hers, "are you shitting me? This is your fault just as much as mine!"
"You were the one doing the damn spell!" inuyasha jumped up.
"And it would have gone fine if you took the time to think before you act!" gome retorted.
"Son of a bitch! It not my fault if you can't even do a fucking spell right!"
Gome narrowed his eyes. "Sit."
And like usual, inuyasha's eyes went wide and said hello to her old pal, dirt. She came up in disbelief. "Fuck! Even now I can't escape that!"
"Well duh! We still are the same people!" gome grinned, satisfied. He still had the power.
"You know what you bastard, your-"
"Okay! Calm down!" sango jumped between them, arms spread. Gods will they ever stop! And now it's even worse!
"May I make a suggestion?" miroku raised his hand tentatively, sending inuyasha nervous glances. They turned to him. "Why don't we ask keade? Was she not the one who taught ka- I mean gome the spell?"
"There is no fucking way I'm going back like this!" "I'm not being seen like this!" inuyasha and gome pounced on miroku at the same time, making him scamper back in fear.
"B-b-but what other chose do you have?" miroku sputtered. Inuyasha huffed and stomped away, and gome couldn't find an answer. Shit! He was right.
"If we go quickly, we could make it back before the villagers get back from the fields?" sango compromised. Gome gave her a considering stare, and inyasha didn't even pay attention. Gome shrugged.
"Sounds good to me," gome turned to inuyasha, "how bout you?"
Inuyasha turned gave her a withering glare over her shoulder, "as long as we're not seen."
"Then come on!" sango ran towards the village. She couldn't take this anymore, if one more fight broke out she about to just kill them and put them out of their misery.
Inuyasha led, like always, and then surprisingly, gome who had somehow increased in speed, followed by sango and miroku. Inuyasha sent quick glances in every direction around the village to make sure no one was around. Luckily, no one was. She made a straight line for Keade's and sped in the door, causing a breeze. The others soon followed. Keade looked up surprised form her drying rack for her herbs and looked form the strangers to sango and miroku, who panted. Shippo had been helping and raised a brow at them.
"And who are ye? Miroku, sango, who are the strangers with ye?" shippo had become curious and was sniffing near gome's legs. Gome smiled a little. Oh this is going to be a shocker.
"Well," gome started, "you know us."
"Do I now?" keade rested her hands in her lap and gave him a critical eye.
"Yes you do, cause you see...well...um..." gome put his hands behind his back and scuffed his foot, "well, I was out in the forest...practicing the spell you gave me...and well...keade, something went really wrong."
Keade stayed silent. Something about the spell part rung a familiar cord.
"Cause you see...well...oh gods, please don't be upset, but its me keade...its kagome" gome laid his hands his chest, then pointed at inuyasha, "and that's inuyasha."
Shippo and keade froze, disbelief shockingly clear. Shippo blinked.
"Inuyasha? Is it ye?" keade whispered.
"Who else could it be hag!" inuyasha growled.
Shippo blinked again, then sniffed. It was slightly different, but it rang true of hanyou and a certain aspect of inuyasha. "Holy kami! What happened?"
He then sprinted to inuyasha to investigate. He was too quick for inuyasha to catch, and had the embarrassment of shippo dashing down her haroi. Shippo popped up, bright red in the face, and quickly dashed to gome for protection against inuyasha's grabbing claws of frustration. But he was quickly grabbed by his tail and went under a harsh beating.
Gome frowned, "inuyasha, sit."
Inuyasha yelled and met keade's floor with a colorful comment. Keade then frowned. "With language like that, it is undoubtedly inuyasha."
"That's it you old babaa! I'm gonna-"inuyasha head came up almost purple, but then quickly paled. So feast, they thought she was going to pass out from the rush. But inuyasha gulped. She tensed and waited. A pang of pain shot through her torso. Oh no...
"Inuyasha?" sango asked uncertain at her quiet.
"Please...don't tell me..." inuyasha whispered, "kagome?"
Gome turned to her, and looked her in the eyes. Pain. Gome's brow scrunched, confused. What was she in pain for? Certain it wasn't that hard of a sit. But when inuyasha gasped and double over a little, it hit him, making him gasp and slap his forehead. Of all the fucking times!
:::::::::yes I know its short, but I want the next thing to happen to be a different chapter! Just a little to entertain you. As you can probably guess by now, inuyasha will be having a certain 'problem', but it gets so much worse! I feel bad for doing this to him, but, I love it! Oh yeah, I was too lazy to capitalize the names!
Inuyasha: I still believe you turned me into a fucking woman...
Me: that nothing compared to what I plan to do to you!
Inu (glare): and what is that?
Me: you'll just have to find out!
Inu: no! I want to know damn it! I have that right since I'm being tortured! (lunges at me)
(holds him off like a nerd trying to beat a bully) me: calm down! Unless you want to make it worse...
(backs off and huffs) inu: I swear, if anything gross happens...(retracts claws)
Me: you can't do shit, I'm in charge remember? Go have your belly scratched or something. (tries to jump me again) I will sick kagome on your ass! (inu walks off grumbling) sorry guys, till nest time1 oh and shout outs too next time! God you people have some twisted ideas...
Inuyasha and kagome came form behind their trees; inuyasha sending the now comfortable kagome death glares. By now, miroku had woken from his little nap and held his head painfully. When inuyasha appeared though, the monk bit back on his snickering, earning him more glares from sango and inuyasha alike. Though inuyasha looked almost normal, the baggy pants looked a bit odd on the now male miko, but no one said anything.
They came to sango and miroku, kagome leaning against a tree, inuyasha in the famous crossed leg position. Tension was thick, and they knew if the wrong word was said, blows might be exchanged. Inuyasha sat next to miroku, chin in hand, and pointedly refused to look at anyone, much less acknowledge their presence. Kagome gave 'her' a frown before turning to her other friends.
"So," 'he' began, "now that we're in this sticky situation, do you think we'll get out of it?"
"I'm sure you will kagome," sango sighed. Kagome frowned.
"That name, my name, doesn't fit and somehow it makes me uncomfortable," kagome grumbled, "I guess its because I'm a guy now. Just call me Gome from now on, or at least till we fix the problem."
Sango and miroku only raised brows but nodded. Inuyasha growled.
"What fucking difference does it make? I know for sure I'm not staying like this."
Gome narrowed his eyes at inuyasha, "well no shit stupid, you think I want to stay this way?"
Miroku glanced at sango. Well, kagome's vocabulary certainly increased. Inuyasha turned her face to him to give a retort, but paused. When she was certain she was correct, she gritted her teeth and flushed red. Inuyasha tensed her fist, but it then shot out and wrapped around miroku's throat, catching him by surprise.
"If you want to live to see the next minute, you'll keep your hands to yourself bouzo. Understand?" miroku choked, pulling back his hand, and gave a small nod. Inuyasha released him, and he fell back gasping for breath. Gome hung his head and sango rolled her eyes.
"I guess it makes no difference," sango drawled, "if it female, its fair game."
"Can we get back to the problem at hand?" inuyasha snapped, ready to rip any limb from any body. Sango nodded and gome sighed.
"Alright inuyasha, since your so eager to correct this mistake, how do you suggest we do that?" gome asked rubbing a temple. Fucking inuaysha gave him a headache.
"Why are you asking me? I didn't do this!" inuyasha growled.
Gome's eyes snapped to hers, "are you shitting me? This is your fault just as much as mine!"
"You were the one doing the damn spell!" inuyasha jumped up.
"And it would have gone fine if you took the time to think before you act!" gome retorted.
"Son of a bitch! It not my fault if you can't even do a fucking spell right!"
Gome narrowed his eyes. "Sit."
And like usual, inuyasha's eyes went wide and said hello to her old pal, dirt. She came up in disbelief. "Fuck! Even now I can't escape that!"
"Well duh! We still are the same people!" gome grinned, satisfied. He still had the power.
"You know what you bastard, your-"
"Okay! Calm down!" sango jumped between them, arms spread. Gods will they ever stop! And now it's even worse!
"May I make a suggestion?" miroku raised his hand tentatively, sending inuyasha nervous glances. They turned to him. "Why don't we ask keade? Was she not the one who taught ka- I mean gome the spell?"
"There is no fucking way I'm going back like this!" "I'm not being seen like this!" inuyasha and gome pounced on miroku at the same time, making him scamper back in fear.
"B-b-but what other chose do you have?" miroku sputtered. Inuyasha huffed and stomped away, and gome couldn't find an answer. Shit! He was right.
"If we go quickly, we could make it back before the villagers get back from the fields?" sango compromised. Gome gave her a considering stare, and inyasha didn't even pay attention. Gome shrugged.
"Sounds good to me," gome turned to inuyasha, "how bout you?"
Inuyasha turned gave her a withering glare over her shoulder, "as long as we're not seen."
"Then come on!" sango ran towards the village. She couldn't take this anymore, if one more fight broke out she about to just kill them and put them out of their misery.
Inuyasha led, like always, and then surprisingly, gome who had somehow increased in speed, followed by sango and miroku. Inuyasha sent quick glances in every direction around the village to make sure no one was around. Luckily, no one was. She made a straight line for Keade's and sped in the door, causing a breeze. The others soon followed. Keade looked up surprised form her drying rack for her herbs and looked form the strangers to sango and miroku, who panted. Shippo had been helping and raised a brow at them.
"And who are ye? Miroku, sango, who are the strangers with ye?" shippo had become curious and was sniffing near gome's legs. Gome smiled a little. Oh this is going to be a shocker.
"Well," gome started, "you know us."
"Do I now?" keade rested her hands in her lap and gave him a critical eye.
"Yes you do, cause you see...well...um..." gome put his hands behind his back and scuffed his foot, "well, I was out in the forest...practicing the spell you gave me...and well...keade, something went really wrong."
Keade stayed silent. Something about the spell part rung a familiar cord.
"Cause you see...well...oh gods, please don't be upset, but its me keade...its kagome" gome laid his hands his chest, then pointed at inuyasha, "and that's inuyasha."
Shippo and keade froze, disbelief shockingly clear. Shippo blinked.
"Inuyasha? Is it ye?" keade whispered.
"Who else could it be hag!" inuyasha growled.
Shippo blinked again, then sniffed. It was slightly different, but it rang true of hanyou and a certain aspect of inuyasha. "Holy kami! What happened?"
He then sprinted to inuyasha to investigate. He was too quick for inuyasha to catch, and had the embarrassment of shippo dashing down her haroi. Shippo popped up, bright red in the face, and quickly dashed to gome for protection against inuyasha's grabbing claws of frustration. But he was quickly grabbed by his tail and went under a harsh beating.
Gome frowned, "inuyasha, sit."
Inuyasha yelled and met keade's floor with a colorful comment. Keade then frowned. "With language like that, it is undoubtedly inuyasha."
"That's it you old babaa! I'm gonna-"inuyasha head came up almost purple, but then quickly paled. So feast, they thought she was going to pass out from the rush. But inuyasha gulped. She tensed and waited. A pang of pain shot through her torso. Oh no...
"Inuyasha?" sango asked uncertain at her quiet.
"Please...don't tell me..." inuyasha whispered, "kagome?"
Gome turned to her, and looked her in the eyes. Pain. Gome's brow scrunched, confused. What was she in pain for? Certain it wasn't that hard of a sit. But when inuyasha gasped and double over a little, it hit him, making him gasp and slap his forehead. Of all the fucking times!
:::::::::yes I know its short, but I want the next thing to happen to be a different chapter! Just a little to entertain you. As you can probably guess by now, inuyasha will be having a certain 'problem', but it gets so much worse! I feel bad for doing this to him, but, I love it! Oh yeah, I was too lazy to capitalize the names!
Inuyasha: I still believe you turned me into a fucking woman...
Me: that nothing compared to what I plan to do to you!
Inu (glare): and what is that?
Me: you'll just have to find out!
Inu: no! I want to know damn it! I have that right since I'm being tortured! (lunges at me)
(holds him off like a nerd trying to beat a bully) me: calm down! Unless you want to make it worse...
(backs off and huffs) inu: I swear, if anything gross happens...(retracts claws)
Me: you can't do shit, I'm in charge remember? Go have your belly scratched or something. (tries to jump me again) I will sick kagome on your ass! (inu walks off grumbling) sorry guys, till nest time1 oh and shout outs too next time! God you people have some twisted ideas...
