JC: And another one is done.
Thomas: Great, but let's not fuck around talking about it and let's just get this damn train rolling.
JC: .....ok then. Let's do what Thomas said to...whatever that was.
(Disclaimer: Bou: I disclaim this fic for Spain....no really. Merry Christmas Spain. you can have this fic. ......psyche! Hahaha. Ok, now seriously, J doesn't own these characters. Accept Sig and Terra and all of their teachers. She owns them. But she doesn't Yugioh. It's owned by some other person.)
JC: Very nice. Thomas....
PAIRINGS: Thomas: You guys are twits if you don't know by now. Jou/various. That's all I'm giving you.
JC: Right. Anyway, Kake, be helpful.
WARNINGS: Kake: Hey, I'm helping! Yeah! Kake for everyone after this beginning stuff is done! Moving on. Right. There are gay guys in this fic hitting on each other and throwing things at people, like bricks. Yaoi / Shounen ai / Slash / whatever you wanna label it as. Homophobic people, just go home now. Everyone else.....you should do the same. Also, character bashing is frequant and not even J knows where all of it is. Watch out. That is all.
JC: Hey, that really is all.
Kake: Kake time!
Bou: YES!
Thomas: Get rid of the readers.
JC: .....bye now. Read, and remember to review.
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Four white haired boys sat around the table tensely. Bakura had arrived back at the house not long after Jou's declaration. After getting chewed out for an hour by Ryou on disobedient and the dangers of fire, the group had settled into the kitchen to continue their discussion on how to celebrate. Jou was sitting at the head of the table, smiling creepily at the others. The boys fidgeted nervously, unsure of why they felt so....well nervous. It wasn't a big deal. They were just going to decide how exactly they should celebrate the fact that Ryou and Jou had won the bet. Currently they were waiting for Jou to share his idea, but the blonde seemed to enjoy making the others wait. Bakura was finally tired of it.
"Will you just get on with it already!" he snapped, glaring at everyone at the table. Jou grinned at the other then turned his grin onto the rest of the group.
"Ok guys, I say we have a party." Jou said finally. The others stared at him as the tension drained out of the room and was replaced by annoyance.
"That was your big idea?" Bakura growled. Jou nodded, still grinning.
"That's got to be the crappiest idea I've ever heard!" Yami Marik snapped.
"Yeah, I thought you were gonna do something cool, like get us into a bar or something!" Marik agreed. Ryou just shook his head at his blonde friend. Sometimes Jou could be so dense.
"Well, do any of you have a better idea?" Jou asked. Bakura, Mairk, and his Yami all opened their mouths together.
"It has to be legal!" Ryou pipped up. He was not getting arrested because of these guys AGAIN. The three shut their mouths and looked disappointed. Jou smiled trumphantly.
"Anyways, it's not just gonna be any party guys. We have access to unlimited resources to make this party kick ass big time." Jou said. Ryou gave him a funny look.
"Since when did we have 'unlimited resources'?" the white haired boy questioned. There was something obviously suspicious about this. Jou smirked and reached into his pocket, pulling out a credit card. Marik arched an eyebrow at the other.
"Jou, you have to pay back any money you spend using a credit card." the maniac explained slowly, as if he were talking to an idiot. As far as he was concerned, this was exactly what he was doing. Jou rolled his eyes.
"It's not MY card you dolt. It's Kaiba's. So there." Jou finished that by sticking his tongue out. Ryou glared at Jou and he conprehended what the blonde was planning.
"That is most defiantly illegal! You can't use Kaiba's credit card to buy stuff for the party, that's stealing! Kaiba would find out and we'd be arrested and how the hell did you get that thing anyway!?" Ryou was on the edge of hyperventilating as he gupled in air greedily. Jou sighed in annoyance.
"I stole his wallet after he fell on conscious in the park. I waited tell you weren't looking, of course, Mr. Fellow-the-rules-goodie-goodie-police-officer-wanna-be." Jou scoffed, deeming Ryou with a long and rather stupid, but nonetheless offensive nickname. Ryou growled, glaring angrily at Jou. The blonde didn't notice though as now the rest of the room was reacting to what Jou had just said.
"Jou, you fucking rule!" Marik exclaimed.
"Very nice." Bakura agreed.
"Never knew you had it in you." Yami Marik grinned maniacally. Jou looked rather proud of himself. Ryou scowled deeply.
"Come on guys! Don't do it! We're all gonna get sent to jail." Ryou begged, hoping to reach his friends that way. Jou sighed and looked at the pleading Ryou.
"Don't worry Ryou, if we get caught I'll take all the blame. I can talk it out with Kaiba, work out a way to pay him back. It's no big deal, the guys not heartless." Jou said, trying to reassure his friend.
"Yeah." Marik agreed brightly "He'd probably agreed to forget about anything ever happened if Jou agreed to sleep with him." Ryou and Bakura both growled at this and the latter mentioned elbowed Marik hard in the ribs. The Ishtar fell off his chair with a loud 'ouf!' hitting the kitchen floor hard.
"Man down!" the crazed teen exclaimed, waving his arms wildly. Jou ignored all this and looked at Ryou pointedly.
"It's no big deal Ryou. Just don't worry about it and live a little." the blonde suggested. Ryou sighed and gave up. This was battle he was never meant to win.
"Well...now that that's out of the way..." Yami Marik began. His hikari inturuppted him.
"Imagine all the things we could do with billions of dollars at our disposal!" Marik exclaimed, bouncing up off the ground and back into his chair. Jou nodded.
"My point exactly. We could have the ultimate party! We just need to plan a little bit." Jou began.
"Well, we should make a list of what things we need, want, how much they cost, and where to get them." Ryou replied. Jou grinned at him.
"I knew there was reason we kept you around Ryou, practical and sexy as hell." Jou laughed. Ryou blushed deeply and gave Jou an embarrassed half smile.
"Ok guys. Let's see, matches, explosives, liquor..." Marik picked up a piece of paper and began writing ideas down. About ten minutes later they had a several sheets of paper full of things they'd need. Jou began giving everybody there assignments to get ready for the party.
"Alright everyone, listen up. Bakura, I need you to get the...."
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Honda stared oddly at the bouncy teen in front of him. Jou was babbling on about something, while Bakura talked to a German man across the street. He had just been walking casually down the street when he spotted the pair. Bakura had whispered something in Jou's ear, then crossed to talk to another blonde man. Jou had then proceeded to try and talk Honda's ear off. Even Honda wasn't dumb enough not to realize Jou was distracting him to stop him from interfering with whatever it was Bakura was doing. Probably something illegal. Honda wasn't about to let Jou lead him away like the blonde was trying to. The brunette was gonna find out what was going on.
"Let's go over and talk to Bakura. Don't want to make him feel left out, now do we?" Honda asked, trying to maneuver around Jou to get to Bakura.
"No, Honda. Bakura is really bad mood today. He might hurt you." Jou lied, rather well mind you. Bakura was often dangerous in foul moods, and Honda wouldn't usually risk it but Jou was lying. If he wasn't, he would currently be holding back the tomb robber to stop him from killing any unfortunate pedestrians who came this way.
"I'm sure Bakura won't hurt me." Honda stated, taking another step towards where the thief was. He stopped dead in his tracks when the felt the cool metal pressed against his neck.
"Maybe he won't but I will." A voice hissed from behind Honda. The brunette gulped, causing the knife to press closer to his throat.
"H...H...Hi Mairk." Honda stuttered. He could feel the Egyptian's intense gaze on his back.
"I do believe you owe Jou and Ryou money. I am correct in assuming that you haven't yet paid them, right?" Marik asked coldly. Honda nodded his head reluctasntly. The knife cut his neck making him bleed slightly.
"Well then, I suggest you refrain from showing your face around them until you do." Marik purred "That clear?" Honda nodded again, unable to find his voice. He could feel Marik's evil smirk.
"Good, now get out of here." Marik growled, pushing Honda away from him. The brunette ran for his life down the street, not looking back once. Marik pocketed his knife casually, then turned toward Jou. Before he was able to say anything, the blonde had him in a hug.
"You rock!" Jou gushed, before pulling back and planting a quick kiss on Marik's cheek. Marik grinned, waving his hand in the air in a dismissive manner.
"Yes, I know, I know." he replied nonchalantly, a bored expression on his face. He then turned his grinned back on and flashed it to Jou.
"I was scarred Spikey might have to be knocked out to be gotten rid of." Jou sighed, shaking his head.
"Good thing I showed up then. That's how you deal with annoying idiots. You can't be all nicey 'let's talk it out' about it." Mairk said sternly, frowning at Jou slightly "You to nice. I would have just knocked him out as soon as showed up." Jou laughed slightly.
"That's Bakura wanted to do, but I convinced him to just let me convince the guy to go somewhere else with me." Jou said, smiling at the memory of how reluctantly to tomb robber had been. Speaking of the spirit.....
"Hey there!" Marik chirped as Bakura walked over to them, a blonde man with a goatee and his hair pulled back into a ponytail following behind him.
"Hey." Bakura greeted them "good job getting rid of the stupid one. Told you he couldn't be talked away, Jou!" Marik's smirk grew larger at the compliment. Jou pouted a little, but recovered quickly.
"So, who's your friend?" Jou asked, drawing all eyes toward the man standing next to Bakura.
"Jou, Marik, this is Von Drake(1). He's great, gets me everything I need." Bakura explained, grinning widely at the man and patting him on the back.
"Hi!" Marik greeted the other. The man smiled at him but didn't say anything.
"He knows some English, and can understand it, but he mostly speaks German. That's his native tongue." Bakura explained. Jou's face lite up at this.
"Guten Tag!" Jou chirped happily "Mein Name ist Jou." Ulrich's smile widened considerably at Jou's words.
"Hallo Jou. Mein name ist Ulrich Von Drake. Nett, Sie zu treffen." the other blonde replied "Sind Sie von Deutschland?"
"Ja. Ich war geboren dort. Meine Mutter war geboren hier aber mein Vater war deutsch. Wir haben hier bewegt, als ich sieben war." Jou explained. Ulrich nodded.
"Verpassen Sie Leben dort?" He questioned. Jou sighed slightly.
"Manchmal. Es war schön dort und ich habe es geliebt. Ich denke wirklich an dieses als Heim obwohl. Außerdem dies ist wo meine Schwesternleben." the blonde replied, his eyes going out of focus slightly. Ulrich nodded again, an understanding look in his eyes. Bakura and Marik could feel the awkward air and decided to end it quickly.
"Well, we have business to finish up....right Ulrich?" Bakura stated. The German nodded.
"Yes, and Jou and I have some things to take care of also." Marik grabbed hold of Jou's hand when he said this. Jou looked at Marik in surprise. Jou had finished up nearly all her needed to do. There were a few more things but they couldn't get finished up tell the next day.
"We'll see you later, let's go Jou." Marik said, pulling Jou away and waving bye to Bakura and Ulrich Von Drake.
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As it turns out, Marik and Jou didn't do any work. The maniac just took the blonde to buy ice cream. Now the two sat on Bakura's roof as they licked away at their double scoops. Marik had gotten Jou mint chocolate chip and some weird flavor that tasted like coffee but had chocolate chunks in it. Yummy. Marik had asked for the usually and they had given him a scoop of Double Chocolate Chip and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. They had also pour chocolate chips on top of that. Jou knew for a fact that the white haired boy loved chocolate chips. He had once told Jou they were the best thing in the world. Marik had apparently never tried chocolate chips before after his Yami was defeated by Yugi's Yami. Jou figured that this was probably why he was so disgruntled before. He'd be angry to if he had lived a life with out chocolate goodness. Bakura and Jou would often go out and buy Marik whole packs of chocolate chips. The Egyptian would down the whole thing in what had to be a record time. Jou made a mental note to time Marik someday and send it into Genus.
"Damn." Jou was shaken out of his thoughts as he heard Marik curse. Most of the white haired boy's ice cream was now mysteriously missing.
"Ra be damned fowls...." Marik muttered angrily. Jou looked around and spotted a rather large black bird flying away. Jou wasn't sure if the bird was really black, but the chocolate ice cream covering it made it look that way in the light. Jou frowned down at Marik's now almost empty cone.
"Aww. I'm sorry Marik! Here, you can share mine!" Jou said cheerfully, moving his cone so it was in Marik's reach. The Egyptian happily lapped at Jou's ice cream. The two passed it back and forth for awhile in a comfortable silence.
"So...did you get everything done?" Jou asked after a bit. Marik nodded.
"Yep, I got everything." the white haired teen replied. Jou nodded.
"So you lied to me then." Jou said flatly. Marik raised an eyebrow at the other.
"I didn't necessarily lie. I really did need you help. Eating ice cream alone is crappy. It tastes better with company." Marik replied. He didn't look up from the cone that he had been staring at intensely. Jou was silent for a while. He then smiled slightly.
"Thanks Marik...." Jou said quietly. Marik heard him. He simply smiled in response, looking up at Jou finally. He handed the blonde the ice cream cone again. Silence reigned once more.
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Bakura and Yami Marik showed up a little later. By then the two boys had finished up their ice cream and were playing 'Throw the Bakuras' Groceries at Passer-by'. They surprisingly hadn't gotten the cops called on them yet. Bakura pointedly ignored the food littering the ground and called Jou and Marik down from the roof. Once the two got inside, they proceeded to finish up their discussion about the party. It was about an hour, but they finally got all their details smoothed out. There was only one last things to do.
"We have to divide the city into five sections. One for Marik, one for Yami M, one for 'Kura, one for Ryou, and one for me. We each hand them out in our area. I have certain people that need to be tracked down specifically, they are listed on this paper." Jou indicated to a piece of note book paper as he spoke "which Yami M so kindly wrote up and researched the information for. I want them found and informed about this!" The others nodded. They continued to go over the map for another half hour. After that, they all decided they had gotten everything figured out. Marik and his Yami went home to get some sleep. Jou just crashed on Bakura and Ryou's couch, not wanting to go home particularly. Bakura stayed up and waited for Ryou to get home so he could explain his part to his counter part.
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Bakura had gotten the west half of downtown. This was the easiest job because there was so little people around there. It wasn't so bad though, because there were some special people he had to find that happened to be down here. The other were going to give this section to Yami Marik at first, since there would be less people for him to scare off, but then they decided against it because of the special guest that needed to be gotten. Wouldn't want Marik killing one of them, now would we? The white haired boy shuffled from street to street. It was completely silent, no cars going by at all. Probably because people had deemed this place unsafe and didn't care for hanging around. Fools. The truth was it was one of the safest places since nobody was there. Bakura sighed audibly. He had one more person to fine, the he could go help one of the others with their sections, since there wasn't anybody down here anyways. The tomb robber was seriously contemplating who he should go see. Jou and Marik were always fun. Then again Yami Marik was much more devious than the other two. Also, there was Ryou, who was always great to be around(even if he was a bit goodie-goodie at times). Bakura shook his head and snapped.
"This is probably the most difficult thing I'll have to do all day, other than hunting down this dumb guy...." Bakura muttered. At that moment the thief spotted the thing he had been looking for all along. He grinned maniacally and raced across the street to his destination. Decisions would have to wait til later, there was work to be done.
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Yugi looked around at his friends gathered around his kitchen table. There was five people missing from their little group, and those guys had intentionally been left out. Yami and Yugi were sitting next to each other, all the other's facing them. Honda was on Yugi's right and Anzu was next to him. Seto Kaiba was sitting as far back in the corner as he could, scowling for all he was worth and sending death glares at anyone who dared look his way. Otogi was last, absent mindedly playing with a piece of his hair and looking bored as hell.
"Ok guys...is everybody here?" Yugi questioned, looking from one person to another. Kaiba's scowl deepened at this.
"No." he said sarcastically "We're still waiting for the Russian Circus and Jou, but then everyone will be here." Yami glared over at Kaiba, opening his mouth to say something in response, but Yugi cut him off.
"Ok, sorry. Just checking. Now, let's get to business." Yugi said evenly, a smile never leaving his face "Has everyone here noticed how weird Jou had been acting lately?" Everyone there nodded and muttered agreements.
"So, what's up with him? Do any of you know?" Yugi asked once everyone was quiet again.
"It's the people he's hanging out with. That tomb robber's a bad influence on him. He should be hanging around people like me!" Yami exclaimed, standing up and raising his hand in the air, in pointer finger pointing to the ceiling. Seto rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, like you're a better influence, you crazy old spirit. You'd probably just rape him or something." Seto mumbled. Yami had heard him and turned to glare at the brunette. After a minute of only getting a glare back, Yami turned his gaze away from Kaiba and sat back down.
"Maybe Yami is right. It might not be good for Jou to be hanging around Bakura and the Ishtars, I mean, they are a little crazy. Maybe we should try and get him to hang around us more again." Yugi stated.
"I think Jou would be better off if he stopped hanging around all of you damned freaks." This comment earned Kaiba a glare from everyone around the table except Honda who had fallen asleep. Hey, he already knew why Jou had been acting so strange before, and he had his suspicions about what he was doing the other day, so why should he have to stay awake during all this?
"What, you think he'd be better if he was around you Mr. Loner-Asshole-Of-The-Year?" Yami asked incredulously.
"First of all, that was really lame. I expect more out of even YOU Yami. and second, yes, Jou would be better off with me." Seto stated.
"You'd just end up raping him." Yami replied, repeating the brunette's earlier words.
"It's not rape if the other is willing." Kaiba smirked. Yami looked unconvinced and rather annoyed.
"And he probably would be from the way you two were sucking tongues earlier in the park." Honda said, still mostly asleep but having heard the question and answered it unknowingly. Yami face went pale the red. You could see the jealousy and anger on his face, painted with several other harder to see things, such disappointment. Kaiba's smirk simply widened. Yugi's eyes widened.
"Jou and you are together?" he asked, looking heart broken. Kaiba opened his mouth to reply but was cut off by Honda.
"Not with Ryou around. That boy gets so jealous. Jou won't be officially seeing anyone who Ryou doesn't approve of and of course, he wants Jou to himself." Honda said unconsciously. The brunette turned over in his part way asleep state and got more comfortable on the table.
"So than....the real problem is Ryou!!!" Yami exclaimed, once again standing with his fist in the air "We must destroy the evil one!" The others stared at the spirit oddly.
"......Ryou isn't evil Yami....." Yugi said slowly. Yami shook his head, turning towards Yugi.
"I know that!" he said "I just think maybe Jou shouldn't be spending so much time with him. He's not really sane you know...." The tri-colored boy trailed off. Kaiba snorted.
"Yeah, and you guys are much more sane." the brunette scoffed. Yami tried to lunge over the table and grab Kaiba but Yugi grabbed him and held him back. With the help of Anzu, they were able to keep the much stronger man on his proper side of the table.
"I really don't see what the problem is." Anzu said at last. The others looked at her quizzically, except Honda who was still sleeping kinda. Yami stopped trying to jump across the table which is good because Anzu he let go of him when she started talking and Yugi had just done the same in his surprise. Kaiba raised an eyebrow at the brunette girl.
"Well....I like him this way." said Anzu simply. It was silent for a minute before anyone said something.
"....I have to agree with the twit for once." Kaiba said. Ryuuji nodded his head in agreement, the first thing he done the whole meeting.
"Your right...." Yami said quietly. Honda's semi-conscious form choose not to comment this time. Yugi was just silent as he hadn't really been on the receiving end of any of Jou's weirdness. He waited til everyone had once again settled down then spoke once more.
"Ok, well I see everyone agrees that Jou's weird behavior is not a problem. Come to think of it, nothing is really weird for Jou anyway. You never know what to expect from that boy." The others had to nod their sentiments to that. Yugi continued "Now on to the next matter of business. Did you all get an invitation to the party?" Everyone in the room reached into their pocket, purse, hair, etc. and pulled out a piece of paper. Honda finally sat back up. This was actually of interest to him, unlike the other things they had been discussing.
"So....um....how did you all get these?" Yugi asked after a minute. That was obviously the only thing he could think to say.
"I was walking in the park when suddenly Jou jumped down from a tree and tackled me. He gave me this then just ran off." Seto said first.
"Marik threw a rock at my head. The note was taped on. Marik ran off, after yelling something about keeping my dirty hands off his friend." Ryuuji said.
"I found mine on my bed......also somebody had torn up my poster that lists why friendship is so important. Next to the ruined poster the wall had the word friendship with a big x threw it." Anzu stated next.
"Mine was left on my porch, along with a threatening note about paying off my debt....I mean....you never heard that." Honda cut himself off before he told anyone is secret. The other's raised their eyebrows at Honda as he did the shifty eye thing, but then turned their attention back to the task at hand.
"Somebody threw a brick threw my window." Yami said next, breaking the awkward silence after Honda's statement. The others watched him intensely as he bent down the came back up with a brick in his hand.
"The message was taped to this....but it also has stuff written on it. Each thing is in a different hand writing." Yami continued. He allowed the others to see the brick. Sure enough there were four different messages, each in a different handwriting than the last. It said:
Stay away from Jou!
Yeah!
Pervert!!! Hentai!!! Ecchi!!!
Stupid Pharaoh! Won't you just die already?!?!
Kaiba and Ryuuji burst into laughter after reading this, but both quickly regained their composure.
"Yami...why did you keep the brick?" Yugi asked, eyeing the block oddly. Yami blushed bright scarlet and shrugged.
"I don't know. It seemed like such a good idea before...." the spirit trailed off.
"You have to be the dumbest person I've ever met." Kaiba stated evenly.
"And for once, I must agree with Kaiba. Your are a real idiot sometimes." Ryuuji said. Anzu and Honda simply nodded sadly. Yugi decided to stop the tormenting of his Yami.
"I got mine from Ryou!" Yugi exclaimed out of no where. This worked as a good distraction and everyone went from teasing Yami to looking at Yugi expectantly.
"He came by here and just gave it to me. He also warned me that if my Yami, or on an off chance me, tried to get at Jou, he'd let Bakura gut us both and hang us on his wall." Yugi said, his voice going a bit quieter "He said some other stuff about skin suits and such but that's a bit to vulgar for me to repeat." The other's were silent and wide eyed.
"That kid is one little psycho...." Ryuuji murmured.
"You got that right." Seto agreed.
"And he seemed to damn nice too." commented Honda. Anzu nodded.
"He is nice a lot of the time from what I've seen, he's just also completely insane." Ryuuji stated. Anzu nodded once again.
"Moving on. Guys.....there's only one last thing." Yugi interrupted. All the heads turned towards the midget. Yugi continued solemnly, looking from one face to another questioningly.
"....do we go?"
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The five boys scrambled around the Bakuras' house, double checking everything. In an hour, people should start showing up for the party. They needed to make sure everything was ready to go. They had decided on Bakura and Ryou's house for the party because it was the biggest and because Ryou's dad was never home.
"Is the freezer good?" Jou asked. Yami Marik nodded.
"Cold as Ant-artico." the boy said happily.
"That's Antarctica." Ryou corrected.
"Whatever. It's just freezing as hell, ok?" Yami Marik said, waving his hand in a dismissing manner.
"Ok..and is everybody else's sections good?" Jou asked. The others simply nodded and grunted in agreement.
"Great. Party's in one hour people. Let's get ready to have a kick ass wild time." Jou cheered. The other's whooped and howled in agreement. After a minute everyone quieted down again. Marik smirked at Jou. he would probably get a face full of pillow for this, but he felt it had to be said.
"That was really lame. ......OWWW!"
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(1): I love this name! I've been wanting to use it in something forever. To do this, I decided to make Jou German(come on people, he ain't Japanese! Blonde friggin hair!)There will probably be other references to him in my other stories, too. Oh, and he is NOT a drug dealer.
Vague Translation of what the fuck these two said in German!
Jou: Good day! My name is Jou.
Ulrich: Hello Jou. My name is Ulrich Von Drake. Nice to meet you. Are you from Germany?
Jou: Yes. I was born there. My mother was born here but my father was German. We moved here when I was seven.
Ulrich: Do you miss living there?
Jou: Sometimes. It was beautiful there and I loved it. I really think of this as home though. Besides this is where my sister lives.
an: Ok. That was chapter 5. Sorry it took so long. I was supposed to be the last chapter, but I got kinda carried away with it. Sorry. Next chapter should be the last. Review and I'll finish chapter 6 sooner.
And to my lovely reviewers....
To the reviewers who's reviews got deleted!
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Thomas: Great, but let's not fuck around talking about it and let's just get this damn train rolling.
JC: .....ok then. Let's do what Thomas said to...whatever that was.
(Disclaimer: Bou: I disclaim this fic for Spain....no really. Merry Christmas Spain. you can have this fic. ......psyche! Hahaha. Ok, now seriously, J doesn't own these characters. Accept Sig and Terra and all of their teachers. She owns them. But she doesn't Yugioh. It's owned by some other person.)
JC: Very nice. Thomas....
PAIRINGS: Thomas: You guys are twits if you don't know by now. Jou/various. That's all I'm giving you.
JC: Right. Anyway, Kake, be helpful.
WARNINGS: Kake: Hey, I'm helping! Yeah! Kake for everyone after this beginning stuff is done! Moving on. Right. There are gay guys in this fic hitting on each other and throwing things at people, like bricks. Yaoi / Shounen ai / Slash / whatever you wanna label it as. Homophobic people, just go home now. Everyone else.....you should do the same. Also, character bashing is frequant and not even J knows where all of it is. Watch out. That is all.
JC: Hey, that really is all.
Kake: Kake time!
Bou: YES!
Thomas: Get rid of the readers.
JC: .....bye now. Read, and remember to review.
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Four white haired boys sat around the table tensely. Bakura had arrived back at the house not long after Jou's declaration. After getting chewed out for an hour by Ryou on disobedient and the dangers of fire, the group had settled into the kitchen to continue their discussion on how to celebrate. Jou was sitting at the head of the table, smiling creepily at the others. The boys fidgeted nervously, unsure of why they felt so....well nervous. It wasn't a big deal. They were just going to decide how exactly they should celebrate the fact that Ryou and Jou had won the bet. Currently they were waiting for Jou to share his idea, but the blonde seemed to enjoy making the others wait. Bakura was finally tired of it.
"Will you just get on with it already!" he snapped, glaring at everyone at the table. Jou grinned at the other then turned his grin onto the rest of the group.
"Ok guys, I say we have a party." Jou said finally. The others stared at him as the tension drained out of the room and was replaced by annoyance.
"That was your big idea?" Bakura growled. Jou nodded, still grinning.
"That's got to be the crappiest idea I've ever heard!" Yami Marik snapped.
"Yeah, I thought you were gonna do something cool, like get us into a bar or something!" Marik agreed. Ryou just shook his head at his blonde friend. Sometimes Jou could be so dense.
"Well, do any of you have a better idea?" Jou asked. Bakura, Mairk, and his Yami all opened their mouths together.
"It has to be legal!" Ryou pipped up. He was not getting arrested because of these guys AGAIN. The three shut their mouths and looked disappointed. Jou smiled trumphantly.
"Anyways, it's not just gonna be any party guys. We have access to unlimited resources to make this party kick ass big time." Jou said. Ryou gave him a funny look.
"Since when did we have 'unlimited resources'?" the white haired boy questioned. There was something obviously suspicious about this. Jou smirked and reached into his pocket, pulling out a credit card. Marik arched an eyebrow at the other.
"Jou, you have to pay back any money you spend using a credit card." the maniac explained slowly, as if he were talking to an idiot. As far as he was concerned, this was exactly what he was doing. Jou rolled his eyes.
"It's not MY card you dolt. It's Kaiba's. So there." Jou finished that by sticking his tongue out. Ryou glared at Jou and he conprehended what the blonde was planning.
"That is most defiantly illegal! You can't use Kaiba's credit card to buy stuff for the party, that's stealing! Kaiba would find out and we'd be arrested and how the hell did you get that thing anyway!?" Ryou was on the edge of hyperventilating as he gupled in air greedily. Jou sighed in annoyance.
"I stole his wallet after he fell on conscious in the park. I waited tell you weren't looking, of course, Mr. Fellow-the-rules-goodie-goodie-police-officer-wanna-be." Jou scoffed, deeming Ryou with a long and rather stupid, but nonetheless offensive nickname. Ryou growled, glaring angrily at Jou. The blonde didn't notice though as now the rest of the room was reacting to what Jou had just said.
"Jou, you fucking rule!" Marik exclaimed.
"Very nice." Bakura agreed.
"Never knew you had it in you." Yami Marik grinned maniacally. Jou looked rather proud of himself. Ryou scowled deeply.
"Come on guys! Don't do it! We're all gonna get sent to jail." Ryou begged, hoping to reach his friends that way. Jou sighed and looked at the pleading Ryou.
"Don't worry Ryou, if we get caught I'll take all the blame. I can talk it out with Kaiba, work out a way to pay him back. It's no big deal, the guys not heartless." Jou said, trying to reassure his friend.
"Yeah." Marik agreed brightly "He'd probably agreed to forget about anything ever happened if Jou agreed to sleep with him." Ryou and Bakura both growled at this and the latter mentioned elbowed Marik hard in the ribs. The Ishtar fell off his chair with a loud 'ouf!' hitting the kitchen floor hard.
"Man down!" the crazed teen exclaimed, waving his arms wildly. Jou ignored all this and looked at Ryou pointedly.
"It's no big deal Ryou. Just don't worry about it and live a little." the blonde suggested. Ryou sighed and gave up. This was battle he was never meant to win.
"Well...now that that's out of the way..." Yami Marik began. His hikari inturuppted him.
"Imagine all the things we could do with billions of dollars at our disposal!" Marik exclaimed, bouncing up off the ground and back into his chair. Jou nodded.
"My point exactly. We could have the ultimate party! We just need to plan a little bit." Jou began.
"Well, we should make a list of what things we need, want, how much they cost, and where to get them." Ryou replied. Jou grinned at him.
"I knew there was reason we kept you around Ryou, practical and sexy as hell." Jou laughed. Ryou blushed deeply and gave Jou an embarrassed half smile.
"Ok guys. Let's see, matches, explosives, liquor..." Marik picked up a piece of paper and began writing ideas down. About ten minutes later they had a several sheets of paper full of things they'd need. Jou began giving everybody there assignments to get ready for the party.
"Alright everyone, listen up. Bakura, I need you to get the...."
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Honda stared oddly at the bouncy teen in front of him. Jou was babbling on about something, while Bakura talked to a German man across the street. He had just been walking casually down the street when he spotted the pair. Bakura had whispered something in Jou's ear, then crossed to talk to another blonde man. Jou had then proceeded to try and talk Honda's ear off. Even Honda wasn't dumb enough not to realize Jou was distracting him to stop him from interfering with whatever it was Bakura was doing. Probably something illegal. Honda wasn't about to let Jou lead him away like the blonde was trying to. The brunette was gonna find out what was going on.
"Let's go over and talk to Bakura. Don't want to make him feel left out, now do we?" Honda asked, trying to maneuver around Jou to get to Bakura.
"No, Honda. Bakura is really bad mood today. He might hurt you." Jou lied, rather well mind you. Bakura was often dangerous in foul moods, and Honda wouldn't usually risk it but Jou was lying. If he wasn't, he would currently be holding back the tomb robber to stop him from killing any unfortunate pedestrians who came this way.
"I'm sure Bakura won't hurt me." Honda stated, taking another step towards where the thief was. He stopped dead in his tracks when the felt the cool metal pressed against his neck.
"Maybe he won't but I will." A voice hissed from behind Honda. The brunette gulped, causing the knife to press closer to his throat.
"H...H...Hi Mairk." Honda stuttered. He could feel the Egyptian's intense gaze on his back.
"I do believe you owe Jou and Ryou money. I am correct in assuming that you haven't yet paid them, right?" Marik asked coldly. Honda nodded his head reluctasntly. The knife cut his neck making him bleed slightly.
"Well then, I suggest you refrain from showing your face around them until you do." Marik purred "That clear?" Honda nodded again, unable to find his voice. He could feel Marik's evil smirk.
"Good, now get out of here." Marik growled, pushing Honda away from him. The brunette ran for his life down the street, not looking back once. Marik pocketed his knife casually, then turned toward Jou. Before he was able to say anything, the blonde had him in a hug.
"You rock!" Jou gushed, before pulling back and planting a quick kiss on Marik's cheek. Marik grinned, waving his hand in the air in a dismissive manner.
"Yes, I know, I know." he replied nonchalantly, a bored expression on his face. He then turned his grinned back on and flashed it to Jou.
"I was scarred Spikey might have to be knocked out to be gotten rid of." Jou sighed, shaking his head.
"Good thing I showed up then. That's how you deal with annoying idiots. You can't be all nicey 'let's talk it out' about it." Mairk said sternly, frowning at Jou slightly "You to nice. I would have just knocked him out as soon as showed up." Jou laughed slightly.
"That's Bakura wanted to do, but I convinced him to just let me convince the guy to go somewhere else with me." Jou said, smiling at the memory of how reluctantly to tomb robber had been. Speaking of the spirit.....
"Hey there!" Marik chirped as Bakura walked over to them, a blonde man with a goatee and his hair pulled back into a ponytail following behind him.
"Hey." Bakura greeted them "good job getting rid of the stupid one. Told you he couldn't be talked away, Jou!" Marik's smirk grew larger at the compliment. Jou pouted a little, but recovered quickly.
"So, who's your friend?" Jou asked, drawing all eyes toward the man standing next to Bakura.
"Jou, Marik, this is Von Drake(1). He's great, gets me everything I need." Bakura explained, grinning widely at the man and patting him on the back.
"Hi!" Marik greeted the other. The man smiled at him but didn't say anything.
"He knows some English, and can understand it, but he mostly speaks German. That's his native tongue." Bakura explained. Jou's face lite up at this.
"Guten Tag!" Jou chirped happily "Mein Name ist Jou." Ulrich's smile widened considerably at Jou's words.
"Hallo Jou. Mein name ist Ulrich Von Drake. Nett, Sie zu treffen." the other blonde replied "Sind Sie von Deutschland?"
"Ja. Ich war geboren dort. Meine Mutter war geboren hier aber mein Vater war deutsch. Wir haben hier bewegt, als ich sieben war." Jou explained. Ulrich nodded.
"Verpassen Sie Leben dort?" He questioned. Jou sighed slightly.
"Manchmal. Es war schön dort und ich habe es geliebt. Ich denke wirklich an dieses als Heim obwohl. Außerdem dies ist wo meine Schwesternleben." the blonde replied, his eyes going out of focus slightly. Ulrich nodded again, an understanding look in his eyes. Bakura and Marik could feel the awkward air and decided to end it quickly.
"Well, we have business to finish up....right Ulrich?" Bakura stated. The German nodded.
"Yes, and Jou and I have some things to take care of also." Marik grabbed hold of Jou's hand when he said this. Jou looked at Marik in surprise. Jou had finished up nearly all her needed to do. There were a few more things but they couldn't get finished up tell the next day.
"We'll see you later, let's go Jou." Marik said, pulling Jou away and waving bye to Bakura and Ulrich Von Drake.
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As it turns out, Marik and Jou didn't do any work. The maniac just took the blonde to buy ice cream. Now the two sat on Bakura's roof as they licked away at their double scoops. Marik had gotten Jou mint chocolate chip and some weird flavor that tasted like coffee but had chocolate chunks in it. Yummy. Marik had asked for the usually and they had given him a scoop of Double Chocolate Chip and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. They had also pour chocolate chips on top of that. Jou knew for a fact that the white haired boy loved chocolate chips. He had once told Jou they were the best thing in the world. Marik had apparently never tried chocolate chips before after his Yami was defeated by Yugi's Yami. Jou figured that this was probably why he was so disgruntled before. He'd be angry to if he had lived a life with out chocolate goodness. Bakura and Jou would often go out and buy Marik whole packs of chocolate chips. The Egyptian would down the whole thing in what had to be a record time. Jou made a mental note to time Marik someday and send it into Genus.
"Damn." Jou was shaken out of his thoughts as he heard Marik curse. Most of the white haired boy's ice cream was now mysteriously missing.
"Ra be damned fowls...." Marik muttered angrily. Jou looked around and spotted a rather large black bird flying away. Jou wasn't sure if the bird was really black, but the chocolate ice cream covering it made it look that way in the light. Jou frowned down at Marik's now almost empty cone.
"Aww. I'm sorry Marik! Here, you can share mine!" Jou said cheerfully, moving his cone so it was in Marik's reach. The Egyptian happily lapped at Jou's ice cream. The two passed it back and forth for awhile in a comfortable silence.
"So...did you get everything done?" Jou asked after a bit. Marik nodded.
"Yep, I got everything." the white haired teen replied. Jou nodded.
"So you lied to me then." Jou said flatly. Marik raised an eyebrow at the other.
"I didn't necessarily lie. I really did need you help. Eating ice cream alone is crappy. It tastes better with company." Marik replied. He didn't look up from the cone that he had been staring at intensely. Jou was silent for a while. He then smiled slightly.
"Thanks Marik...." Jou said quietly. Marik heard him. He simply smiled in response, looking up at Jou finally. He handed the blonde the ice cream cone again. Silence reigned once more.
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Bakura and Yami Marik showed up a little later. By then the two boys had finished up their ice cream and were playing 'Throw the Bakuras' Groceries at Passer-by'. They surprisingly hadn't gotten the cops called on them yet. Bakura pointedly ignored the food littering the ground and called Jou and Marik down from the roof. Once the two got inside, they proceeded to finish up their discussion about the party. It was about an hour, but they finally got all their details smoothed out. There was only one last things to do.
"We have to divide the city into five sections. One for Marik, one for Yami M, one for 'Kura, one for Ryou, and one for me. We each hand them out in our area. I have certain people that need to be tracked down specifically, they are listed on this paper." Jou indicated to a piece of note book paper as he spoke "which Yami M so kindly wrote up and researched the information for. I want them found and informed about this!" The others nodded. They continued to go over the map for another half hour. After that, they all decided they had gotten everything figured out. Marik and his Yami went home to get some sleep. Jou just crashed on Bakura and Ryou's couch, not wanting to go home particularly. Bakura stayed up and waited for Ryou to get home so he could explain his part to his counter part.
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Bakura had gotten the west half of downtown. This was the easiest job because there was so little people around there. It wasn't so bad though, because there were some special people he had to find that happened to be down here. The other were going to give this section to Yami Marik at first, since there would be less people for him to scare off, but then they decided against it because of the special guest that needed to be gotten. Wouldn't want Marik killing one of them, now would we? The white haired boy shuffled from street to street. It was completely silent, no cars going by at all. Probably because people had deemed this place unsafe and didn't care for hanging around. Fools. The truth was it was one of the safest places since nobody was there. Bakura sighed audibly. He had one more person to fine, the he could go help one of the others with their sections, since there wasn't anybody down here anyways. The tomb robber was seriously contemplating who he should go see. Jou and Marik were always fun. Then again Yami Marik was much more devious than the other two. Also, there was Ryou, who was always great to be around(even if he was a bit goodie-goodie at times). Bakura shook his head and snapped.
"This is probably the most difficult thing I'll have to do all day, other than hunting down this dumb guy...." Bakura muttered. At that moment the thief spotted the thing he had been looking for all along. He grinned maniacally and raced across the street to his destination. Decisions would have to wait til later, there was work to be done.
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Yugi looked around at his friends gathered around his kitchen table. There was five people missing from their little group, and those guys had intentionally been left out. Yami and Yugi were sitting next to each other, all the other's facing them. Honda was on Yugi's right and Anzu was next to him. Seto Kaiba was sitting as far back in the corner as he could, scowling for all he was worth and sending death glares at anyone who dared look his way. Otogi was last, absent mindedly playing with a piece of his hair and looking bored as hell.
"Ok guys...is everybody here?" Yugi questioned, looking from one person to another. Kaiba's scowl deepened at this.
"No." he said sarcastically "We're still waiting for the Russian Circus and Jou, but then everyone will be here." Yami glared over at Kaiba, opening his mouth to say something in response, but Yugi cut him off.
"Ok, sorry. Just checking. Now, let's get to business." Yugi said evenly, a smile never leaving his face "Has everyone here noticed how weird Jou had been acting lately?" Everyone there nodded and muttered agreements.
"So, what's up with him? Do any of you know?" Yugi asked once everyone was quiet again.
"It's the people he's hanging out with. That tomb robber's a bad influence on him. He should be hanging around people like me!" Yami exclaimed, standing up and raising his hand in the air, in pointer finger pointing to the ceiling. Seto rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, like you're a better influence, you crazy old spirit. You'd probably just rape him or something." Seto mumbled. Yami had heard him and turned to glare at the brunette. After a minute of only getting a glare back, Yami turned his gaze away from Kaiba and sat back down.
"Maybe Yami is right. It might not be good for Jou to be hanging around Bakura and the Ishtars, I mean, they are a little crazy. Maybe we should try and get him to hang around us more again." Yugi stated.
"I think Jou would be better off if he stopped hanging around all of you damned freaks." This comment earned Kaiba a glare from everyone around the table except Honda who had fallen asleep. Hey, he already knew why Jou had been acting so strange before, and he had his suspicions about what he was doing the other day, so why should he have to stay awake during all this?
"What, you think he'd be better if he was around you Mr. Loner-Asshole-Of-The-Year?" Yami asked incredulously.
"First of all, that was really lame. I expect more out of even YOU Yami. and second, yes, Jou would be better off with me." Seto stated.
"You'd just end up raping him." Yami replied, repeating the brunette's earlier words.
"It's not rape if the other is willing." Kaiba smirked. Yami looked unconvinced and rather annoyed.
"And he probably would be from the way you two were sucking tongues earlier in the park." Honda said, still mostly asleep but having heard the question and answered it unknowingly. Yami face went pale the red. You could see the jealousy and anger on his face, painted with several other harder to see things, such disappointment. Kaiba's smirk simply widened. Yugi's eyes widened.
"Jou and you are together?" he asked, looking heart broken. Kaiba opened his mouth to reply but was cut off by Honda.
"Not with Ryou around. That boy gets so jealous. Jou won't be officially seeing anyone who Ryou doesn't approve of and of course, he wants Jou to himself." Honda said unconsciously. The brunette turned over in his part way asleep state and got more comfortable on the table.
"So than....the real problem is Ryou!!!" Yami exclaimed, once again standing with his fist in the air "We must destroy the evil one!" The others stared at the spirit oddly.
"......Ryou isn't evil Yami....." Yugi said slowly. Yami shook his head, turning towards Yugi.
"I know that!" he said "I just think maybe Jou shouldn't be spending so much time with him. He's not really sane you know...." The tri-colored boy trailed off. Kaiba snorted.
"Yeah, and you guys are much more sane." the brunette scoffed. Yami tried to lunge over the table and grab Kaiba but Yugi grabbed him and held him back. With the help of Anzu, they were able to keep the much stronger man on his proper side of the table.
"I really don't see what the problem is." Anzu said at last. The others looked at her quizzically, except Honda who was still sleeping kinda. Yami stopped trying to jump across the table which is good because Anzu he let go of him when she started talking and Yugi had just done the same in his surprise. Kaiba raised an eyebrow at the brunette girl.
"Well....I like him this way." said Anzu simply. It was silent for a minute before anyone said something.
"....I have to agree with the twit for once." Kaiba said. Ryuuji nodded his head in agreement, the first thing he done the whole meeting.
"Your right...." Yami said quietly. Honda's semi-conscious form choose not to comment this time. Yugi was just silent as he hadn't really been on the receiving end of any of Jou's weirdness. He waited til everyone had once again settled down then spoke once more.
"Ok, well I see everyone agrees that Jou's weird behavior is not a problem. Come to think of it, nothing is really weird for Jou anyway. You never know what to expect from that boy." The others had to nod their sentiments to that. Yugi continued "Now on to the next matter of business. Did you all get an invitation to the party?" Everyone in the room reached into their pocket, purse, hair, etc. and pulled out a piece of paper. Honda finally sat back up. This was actually of interest to him, unlike the other things they had been discussing.
"So....um....how did you all get these?" Yugi asked after a minute. That was obviously the only thing he could think to say.
"I was walking in the park when suddenly Jou jumped down from a tree and tackled me. He gave me this then just ran off." Seto said first.
"Marik threw a rock at my head. The note was taped on. Marik ran off, after yelling something about keeping my dirty hands off his friend." Ryuuji said.
"I found mine on my bed......also somebody had torn up my poster that lists why friendship is so important. Next to the ruined poster the wall had the word friendship with a big x threw it." Anzu stated next.
"Mine was left on my porch, along with a threatening note about paying off my debt....I mean....you never heard that." Honda cut himself off before he told anyone is secret. The other's raised their eyebrows at Honda as he did the shifty eye thing, but then turned their attention back to the task at hand.
"Somebody threw a brick threw my window." Yami said next, breaking the awkward silence after Honda's statement. The others watched him intensely as he bent down the came back up with a brick in his hand.
"The message was taped to this....but it also has stuff written on it. Each thing is in a different hand writing." Yami continued. He allowed the others to see the brick. Sure enough there were four different messages, each in a different handwriting than the last. It said:
Stay away from Jou!
Yeah!
Pervert!!! Hentai!!! Ecchi!!!
Stupid Pharaoh! Won't you just die already?!?!
Kaiba and Ryuuji burst into laughter after reading this, but both quickly regained their composure.
"Yami...why did you keep the brick?" Yugi asked, eyeing the block oddly. Yami blushed bright scarlet and shrugged.
"I don't know. It seemed like such a good idea before...." the spirit trailed off.
"You have to be the dumbest person I've ever met." Kaiba stated evenly.
"And for once, I must agree with Kaiba. Your are a real idiot sometimes." Ryuuji said. Anzu and Honda simply nodded sadly. Yugi decided to stop the tormenting of his Yami.
"I got mine from Ryou!" Yugi exclaimed out of no where. This worked as a good distraction and everyone went from teasing Yami to looking at Yugi expectantly.
"He came by here and just gave it to me. He also warned me that if my Yami, or on an off chance me, tried to get at Jou, he'd let Bakura gut us both and hang us on his wall." Yugi said, his voice going a bit quieter "He said some other stuff about skin suits and such but that's a bit to vulgar for me to repeat." The other's were silent and wide eyed.
"That kid is one little psycho...." Ryuuji murmured.
"You got that right." Seto agreed.
"And he seemed to damn nice too." commented Honda. Anzu nodded.
"He is nice a lot of the time from what I've seen, he's just also completely insane." Ryuuji stated. Anzu nodded once again.
"Moving on. Guys.....there's only one last thing." Yugi interrupted. All the heads turned towards the midget. Yugi continued solemnly, looking from one face to another questioningly.
"....do we go?"
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The five boys scrambled around the Bakuras' house, double checking everything. In an hour, people should start showing up for the party. They needed to make sure everything was ready to go. They had decided on Bakura and Ryou's house for the party because it was the biggest and because Ryou's dad was never home.
"Is the freezer good?" Jou asked. Yami Marik nodded.
"Cold as Ant-artico." the boy said happily.
"That's Antarctica." Ryou corrected.
"Whatever. It's just freezing as hell, ok?" Yami Marik said, waving his hand in a dismissing manner.
"Ok..and is everybody else's sections good?" Jou asked. The others simply nodded and grunted in agreement.
"Great. Party's in one hour people. Let's get ready to have a kick ass wild time." Jou cheered. The other's whooped and howled in agreement. After a minute everyone quieted down again. Marik smirked at Jou. he would probably get a face full of pillow for this, but he felt it had to be said.
"That was really lame. ......OWWW!"
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(1): I love this name! I've been wanting to use it in something forever. To do this, I decided to make Jou German(come on people, he ain't Japanese! Blonde friggin hair!)There will probably be other references to him in my other stories, too. Oh, and he is NOT a drug dealer.
Vague Translation of what the fuck these two said in German!
Jou: Good day! My name is Jou.
Ulrich: Hello Jou. My name is Ulrich Von Drake. Nice to meet you. Are you from Germany?
Jou: Yes. I was born there. My mother was born here but my father was German. We moved here when I was seven.
Ulrich: Do you miss living there?
Jou: Sometimes. It was beautiful there and I loved it. I really think of this as home though. Besides this is where my sister lives.
an: Ok. That was chapter 5. Sorry it took so long. I was supposed to be the last chapter, but I got kinda carried away with it. Sorry. Next chapter should be the last. Review and I'll finish chapter 6 sooner.
And to my lovely reviewers....
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