Chapter Three
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France, Twelve thirty
A grin made it's way across Naruto's face. Konohamaru and the Sasuke stood next to him as well as the forty thousand soldiers. They were on a hill as the remaining French charged the army. Bullets started flying. "Ah shit!" Naruto threw a guy in front of him. "Protect me!!"
"Sir I-" he was shot. Naruto took his body and gun and started shooting at the French. (nothing against French people) Some fell and Konohamaru ran up behind Naruto and did the same as Naruto did.
"Sir, shouldn't you get to a safe place?"
"Hell no this is cool! See how many bullets this dead dude has stopped? See take that guy and use him as a shield!"
"But this is inhumane!"
"So."
"No."
"Do it or your dead, Trusted Sasuke."
"Fine. . ." he picked up a guy and started shooting a pistol at the people down the hill. There was about ten or twenty thousand of them and they seemed to be running into a hell. It's funny that people would do this for a country when they could very well just move somewhere else. "Sir, they are coming close, are you willing to do some close quarter combat?"
"Oh yeah! I got me samurai outfit under this!"
"Sir?"
"Oh yeah!" he ripped off the fatigues and he looked just like a black haired samurai. "Wooh! Konohamaru you got yours?" Konohamaru did the same and he had a littler version of his. It seemed that Konohamaru had become Naruto's "mini me" As soon as the French got close enough all the men ripped off their fatigues showing samurai outfits. They ran past Sasuke as Naruto and Konohamaru watched and then went off, Sasuke forced himself to follow. Naruto kicked the first one he saw and unsheathed a sword. It was Japanese and was probably a katana. He ran forward and Konohamaru ran off of his back and killed the first guy he saw.
Sasuke just shot people as soon as they got close enough, backing Naruto and Konohamaru up. Naruto slashed a guy and then saw the red head that had almost killed him, twice. "Your time to die, Naruto!!" he unsheathed a sword and charged Naruto.
"Not yet!" he blocked the sword and pushed it forward. The man ran at him again and their swords sparked. "Tell me your name!" "It is. . ." he looked at Naruto and threw his sword at him again, only to be blocked.
"You can tell me!" "It's. . .Kiba!" Naruto stopped.
"What?" he then remembered the sword and blocked. Kiba kicked him and sent him flying. He walked up to him and pointed the sword at his neck. Naruto gave him a funny look and Kiba threw his sword up and then stopped, a bullet had stopped him. "Haha, I don't know why I didn't do that earlier." Said Naruto as the man fell.
"Naruto. . .trust me on this. My friends will kill you. You are going to die."
"Alright, so."
"Tell my wife I love her."
"Why?"
"Just do it you asshole."
"I'm leaving now." He walked off.
"Wait!" he turned around. "Tell my dog, that I hate him!"
"No!"
"Wait!"
"Damn it shut up!" he shot the guy again and then started killing more.
Two in a half hours later
"We win!!!" shouted a soldier. "Yeah we do!!!" said another.
"Holy crap we won!" said Sasuke. He had doubted this happening but they had done it. About thirty thousand soldiers were left standing. None of the French had survived, especially Kiba. Naruto walked up to the body.
"Ha, we win asshole!" he shot the corpse again and walked off. "Lets go home. . ."
"Ice" Land Six o clock
"Sir, your evening post has arrived!" said a minion. He handed Naruto the paper and he looked at the front lines.
"Stop!" he read the article.
OVERLORD USES INHUMANE IDEALS TO WIN WARS
Naruto Zeehger, the evil overlord who has the whole world in a tissy has invaded France. There ten thousand rebels fought his army, and lost. The hero of the battle, Kiba Williams, fought Naruto and died. (Naruto: Damn straight!) As the rebels reached the hill that the army was perched on; Naruto used a body of a dead man to shield himself from bullets. Another man, Jim Raun was also seen doing this before the army apparently turned into samurai. The French were overtaken and lost.-Pat Murphy Stark
"I can't believe they said my last name. I never subscribed to a German paper! They spelled my name wrong! It's Zeeger! Z-ger! Idiots. Heh, lookit this, they used the Sasukes name. . .Raun. . .Jim. . .heh." He walked down to the man who had given it to him. He put his hand around him. "You see, boy," the man was thirty eight. "You need to think about these before you do it, you know think before you act."
"But you don't sir." They entered a hall of pictures.
"That doesn't matter. See here," he pointed to Satan. "he gave us this wonderful base of operations, full with stuff I just cant send to the public or my arch rival."
"And that would be sir?" his voice sounded robotic.
"Hey by chance you aren't a robot, are you?"
"Heh heh, nooo." He held his hands out as he said it. "Tell me the secrets of the base." A microphone popped out of his head.
"Okay here!" he pressed a button. "I'm not that stupid you idiots!" a gun popped out from Satan's head and the robot was shot eight times. "Ahahah! You almost had me, but you didn't! That's the beauty of it, huh? You have any nachos?" the camera went out. A room full of people with red hair looked on.
"So Kiba is dead!?" said one girl.
"Yes, Genet he is. . ."
"Noooo! No no no!!! Do we have any Taco Bell left?"
". . .I ate the last one!!!"
"Nooo!" she kept screaming as the papers and models on the desk as she stepped on it. She fell to her knees and stopped and then walked to her seat.
"Okay to business now." A huge transparent screen popped out of the desk. The man walked on it and to the center, knocking down coffee and other things. "Naruto has eight thousand troops on this island, mere." He pointed to Scotland. "Now if we can take that over we can get into England and then finally France and Belgium. Afterwards we send all our units to his base in Iceland."
"Nice plan!" said a bald guy with a red goatee. "Now are we admitting any other hair colors in our armies now?"
"No!" he cracked his pointer.
"Why not! We only have about three hundred soldiers! Naruto has at least ten million!"
"And that will be an advantage of his, nothing else."
"Fine sir. . . but why don't we just go ah-"
"NO!" his eye twitched.
"But you haven't even hea-"
"No."
"B-"
"No!"
Konohamaru sat on his computer playing some sort of war game, probably Risk. He clicked and laughed. "Sir?" said Sasuke.
"Yes?"
"Shouldn't you be looking at the news?"
"No this is my guide, see!" he pointed to France, a little circle was in the middle of it and had the number twenty two in it. "See we move from France to. . ." he clicked on Germany. The screen went in and little soldiers started fighting. He clicked pause. "Germany! Now we fight!" he stood up.
"But we haven't eve-"
"We fight!!!"
France Ten P.M.
"Sir are you sure we should be out here instead of being in a cozy tent?" said Sasuke as they sat around a fire. Naruto was warming his hands up and Konohamaru was already asleep, right next to the fire. "And shouldn't he move, I mean he might catch on fire."
"Nah he's good!" a soldier dropped a log in the fire and it went upward and sparks went everywhere. One landed on Konohamaru's blanket, it immediately caught fire and he started rolling around. "Damn it save him!" he threw a man on the blanket. "Protect him with your fluffiness!" the man caught on fire and all the fire seemed to fall off of Konohamaru. He ran around in circles and Naruto picked up a gas canister. "Here's some water!!!" the gas went and caught on the man. The fire grew taller and bigger and Naruto sat down. "I'm done."
"Now I know what a marshmallow feels like," said the Sasuke.
The next day
"Sir, it seems that Germany is ten miles way, and it's noonTime." Sasuke looked at his watch as they wore the regular uniform for now on, the samurai outfit.
"I don't see why Bush did this. . ." said one of the Americans.
"Shut up!" Naruto kicked him.
"Holy hell it's the bastard himself!"
"Yep!"
"Shoot him!" He threw the gun around and was quickly shot by Sasuke.
"Wow." Naruto looked shocked. "T-Thanks Sasuke. I might actually have had the thought as to giving you some respect!"
"Really!?"
"Nah I'm just messin!"
Germany
"Konohamaru!" said Naruto as he looked around the camp area. It was only three but Naruto insisted that they had stop. "Where's Konohamaru damn it!?"
"We looked everywhere sir! He's not here!"
Deep in the cold dark rooms of the base Konohamaru awakened. He had been out for so long. Konohamaru jumped from the bed and walked out into the halls, no one was there. He got a chilly feeling down his back as he turned a corner! Suddenly he saw nothing! Nothing at all!!! (I like screwin with ya!) He gasped and walked outside. He walked across a bridge that seemed to just show up. He stood halfway through it and a paper bag passed by him, this was. . .day number two.
A paper passed him and he stepped on it, it read: Day one, everyone leaves. . . day two, outbreak of the chocolate famine. The paper crinkled in his hands. He let it go and he walked into the church that happened to be there. (Naruto is Christian, no matter how weird a evil overlord can be, he is a Christian) He looked inside.
A priest with a black, chocolaty face was inside. He ran towards Konohamaru at incredible speeds. Konohamaru ran out of the church and two people pulled up. "Help! Help!" he said as a Fisher Price truck pulled towards him.
"Should we stop?" said the girl. She was probably Konohamaru's age and was black.
"Yeah why the hell not!" said the boy he looked around five though. He stopped and looked at Konohamaru, the girl who was driving stuck her head out.
"Hey."
"Ah! You're a chocolate beast!!!" He ran away and they drove after him.
"We just want to help you!!!"
"That's what you always say, Republican!!!" the truck hit him and he fell unconscious.
France, Twelve thirty
A grin made it's way across Naruto's face. Konohamaru and the Sasuke stood next to him as well as the forty thousand soldiers. They were on a hill as the remaining French charged the army. Bullets started flying. "Ah shit!" Naruto threw a guy in front of him. "Protect me!!"
"Sir I-" he was shot. Naruto took his body and gun and started shooting at the French. (nothing against French people) Some fell and Konohamaru ran up behind Naruto and did the same as Naruto did.
"Sir, shouldn't you get to a safe place?"
"Hell no this is cool! See how many bullets this dead dude has stopped? See take that guy and use him as a shield!"
"But this is inhumane!"
"So."
"No."
"Do it or your dead, Trusted Sasuke."
"Fine. . ." he picked up a guy and started shooting a pistol at the people down the hill. There was about ten or twenty thousand of them and they seemed to be running into a hell. It's funny that people would do this for a country when they could very well just move somewhere else. "Sir, they are coming close, are you willing to do some close quarter combat?"
"Oh yeah! I got me samurai outfit under this!"
"Sir?"
"Oh yeah!" he ripped off the fatigues and he looked just like a black haired samurai. "Wooh! Konohamaru you got yours?" Konohamaru did the same and he had a littler version of his. It seemed that Konohamaru had become Naruto's "mini me" As soon as the French got close enough all the men ripped off their fatigues showing samurai outfits. They ran past Sasuke as Naruto and Konohamaru watched and then went off, Sasuke forced himself to follow. Naruto kicked the first one he saw and unsheathed a sword. It was Japanese and was probably a katana. He ran forward and Konohamaru ran off of his back and killed the first guy he saw.
Sasuke just shot people as soon as they got close enough, backing Naruto and Konohamaru up. Naruto slashed a guy and then saw the red head that had almost killed him, twice. "Your time to die, Naruto!!" he unsheathed a sword and charged Naruto.
"Not yet!" he blocked the sword and pushed it forward. The man ran at him again and their swords sparked. "Tell me your name!" "It is. . ." he looked at Naruto and threw his sword at him again, only to be blocked.
"You can tell me!" "It's. . .Kiba!" Naruto stopped.
"What?" he then remembered the sword and blocked. Kiba kicked him and sent him flying. He walked up to him and pointed the sword at his neck. Naruto gave him a funny look and Kiba threw his sword up and then stopped, a bullet had stopped him. "Haha, I don't know why I didn't do that earlier." Said Naruto as the man fell.
"Naruto. . .trust me on this. My friends will kill you. You are going to die."
"Alright, so."
"Tell my wife I love her."
"Why?"
"Just do it you asshole."
"I'm leaving now." He walked off.
"Wait!" he turned around. "Tell my dog, that I hate him!"
"No!"
"Wait!"
"Damn it shut up!" he shot the guy again and then started killing more.
Two in a half hours later
"We win!!!" shouted a soldier. "Yeah we do!!!" said another.
"Holy crap we won!" said Sasuke. He had doubted this happening but they had done it. About thirty thousand soldiers were left standing. None of the French had survived, especially Kiba. Naruto walked up to the body.
"Ha, we win asshole!" he shot the corpse again and walked off. "Lets go home. . ."
"Ice" Land Six o clock
"Sir, your evening post has arrived!" said a minion. He handed Naruto the paper and he looked at the front lines.
"Stop!" he read the article.
OVERLORD USES INHUMANE IDEALS TO WIN WARS
Naruto Zeehger, the evil overlord who has the whole world in a tissy has invaded France. There ten thousand rebels fought his army, and lost. The hero of the battle, Kiba Williams, fought Naruto and died. (Naruto: Damn straight!) As the rebels reached the hill that the army was perched on; Naruto used a body of a dead man to shield himself from bullets. Another man, Jim Raun was also seen doing this before the army apparently turned into samurai. The French were overtaken and lost.-Pat Murphy Stark
"I can't believe they said my last name. I never subscribed to a German paper! They spelled my name wrong! It's Zeeger! Z-ger! Idiots. Heh, lookit this, they used the Sasukes name. . .Raun. . .Jim. . .heh." He walked down to the man who had given it to him. He put his hand around him. "You see, boy," the man was thirty eight. "You need to think about these before you do it, you know think before you act."
"But you don't sir." They entered a hall of pictures.
"That doesn't matter. See here," he pointed to Satan. "he gave us this wonderful base of operations, full with stuff I just cant send to the public or my arch rival."
"And that would be sir?" his voice sounded robotic.
"Hey by chance you aren't a robot, are you?"
"Heh heh, nooo." He held his hands out as he said it. "Tell me the secrets of the base." A microphone popped out of his head.
"Okay here!" he pressed a button. "I'm not that stupid you idiots!" a gun popped out from Satan's head and the robot was shot eight times. "Ahahah! You almost had me, but you didn't! That's the beauty of it, huh? You have any nachos?" the camera went out. A room full of people with red hair looked on.
"So Kiba is dead!?" said one girl.
"Yes, Genet he is. . ."
"Noooo! No no no!!! Do we have any Taco Bell left?"
". . .I ate the last one!!!"
"Nooo!" she kept screaming as the papers and models on the desk as she stepped on it. She fell to her knees and stopped and then walked to her seat.
"Okay to business now." A huge transparent screen popped out of the desk. The man walked on it and to the center, knocking down coffee and other things. "Naruto has eight thousand troops on this island, mere." He pointed to Scotland. "Now if we can take that over we can get into England and then finally France and Belgium. Afterwards we send all our units to his base in Iceland."
"Nice plan!" said a bald guy with a red goatee. "Now are we admitting any other hair colors in our armies now?"
"No!" he cracked his pointer.
"Why not! We only have about three hundred soldiers! Naruto has at least ten million!"
"And that will be an advantage of his, nothing else."
"Fine sir. . . but why don't we just go ah-"
"NO!" his eye twitched.
"But you haven't even hea-"
"No."
"B-"
"No!"
Konohamaru sat on his computer playing some sort of war game, probably Risk. He clicked and laughed. "Sir?" said Sasuke.
"Yes?"
"Shouldn't you be looking at the news?"
"No this is my guide, see!" he pointed to France, a little circle was in the middle of it and had the number twenty two in it. "See we move from France to. . ." he clicked on Germany. The screen went in and little soldiers started fighting. He clicked pause. "Germany! Now we fight!" he stood up.
"But we haven't eve-"
"We fight!!!"
France Ten P.M.
"Sir are you sure we should be out here instead of being in a cozy tent?" said Sasuke as they sat around a fire. Naruto was warming his hands up and Konohamaru was already asleep, right next to the fire. "And shouldn't he move, I mean he might catch on fire."
"Nah he's good!" a soldier dropped a log in the fire and it went upward and sparks went everywhere. One landed on Konohamaru's blanket, it immediately caught fire and he started rolling around. "Damn it save him!" he threw a man on the blanket. "Protect him with your fluffiness!" the man caught on fire and all the fire seemed to fall off of Konohamaru. He ran around in circles and Naruto picked up a gas canister. "Here's some water!!!" the gas went and caught on the man. The fire grew taller and bigger and Naruto sat down. "I'm done."
"Now I know what a marshmallow feels like," said the Sasuke.
The next day
"Sir, it seems that Germany is ten miles way, and it's noonTime." Sasuke looked at his watch as they wore the regular uniform for now on, the samurai outfit.
"I don't see why Bush did this. . ." said one of the Americans.
"Shut up!" Naruto kicked him.
"Holy hell it's the bastard himself!"
"Yep!"
"Shoot him!" He threw the gun around and was quickly shot by Sasuke.
"Wow." Naruto looked shocked. "T-Thanks Sasuke. I might actually have had the thought as to giving you some respect!"
"Really!?"
"Nah I'm just messin!"
Germany
"Konohamaru!" said Naruto as he looked around the camp area. It was only three but Naruto insisted that they had stop. "Where's Konohamaru damn it!?"
"We looked everywhere sir! He's not here!"
Deep in the cold dark rooms of the base Konohamaru awakened. He had been out for so long. Konohamaru jumped from the bed and walked out into the halls, no one was there. He got a chilly feeling down his back as he turned a corner! Suddenly he saw nothing! Nothing at all!!! (I like screwin with ya!) He gasped and walked outside. He walked across a bridge that seemed to just show up. He stood halfway through it and a paper bag passed by him, this was. . .day number two.
A paper passed him and he stepped on it, it read: Day one, everyone leaves. . . day two, outbreak of the chocolate famine. The paper crinkled in his hands. He let it go and he walked into the church that happened to be there. (Naruto is Christian, no matter how weird a evil overlord can be, he is a Christian) He looked inside.
A priest with a black, chocolaty face was inside. He ran towards Konohamaru at incredible speeds. Konohamaru ran out of the church and two people pulled up. "Help! Help!" he said as a Fisher Price truck pulled towards him.
"Should we stop?" said the girl. She was probably Konohamaru's age and was black.
"Yeah why the hell not!" said the boy he looked around five though. He stopped and looked at Konohamaru, the girl who was driving stuck her head out.
"Hey."
"Ah! You're a chocolate beast!!!" He ran away and they drove after him.
"We just want to help you!!!"
"That's what you always say, Republican!!!" the truck hit him and he fell unconscious.
