Chapter Four

"He must have stayed at the base, you know to protect us and stuff." Naruto looked around. "You know what I should do!" he took out a bottle from his pocket, the label said it was bleach. "I'ma going to dye my hair!" The Sasuke shot back at this.

"Don't do that! You need to do it with water and not out here in the middle of France!"

"Idiot, we are five miles from Germany right? So technically it isn't the middle of France. And besides I don't need no new age water, this is the old fashioned way!" he stuck his head back and poured the liquid into his hair. "This stuff's taste sucks. . ."

"Sir you aren't supposed to drink it either."

"Oh sorry MOM."

"Sir I just sai-"

"Shut up." He lifted his hair, it was slowly changing yellow, then a rusty red. "Holy crap I'm a redhead! I'll change that!" he took a bottle of blue dye. "Come on come on!" he put the bottle above his head and squeezed it. The liquid poured over his head and hair. "Ah it burns damn it!!"

"Sir you aren't supposed to get it in your eyes neither."

"Oh I'm sorry mister perfect that cant handle a little bit of mind numbing pain once in a while."

"Are you awake?" said the girl that Konohamaru had met earlier.

"Yeah why not." He flung up, smacking her head as he went upwards. She fell back and the other guy walked in. "Who're you?"

"I'm Peter. You can call me Pete." He shook Konohamaru's hand.

"And that is?" he looked at the unconscious girl.

"Rebecca, you can call her Becky."

"Okay, I'm down." He hopped off of the bed he was sleeping on earlier. "Is she going to be alright?"

"Yeah."

"Okay first off, who's the boss around here? You or Becky?"

"Me, why."

"What happened here. Why are the priests running around chasing me, that's kind of creepy you know."

"Well first off back in eighty two, some female rights activist people decided that they didn't like chocolate so they made the whole world a big chocolate bar of. . .chocolatienessthingymaggiers. Then Satan came and ate them, though the activists didn't get us!"

Becky stood up. "You idiot, chocolatienessthingmaggiers isn't even a word. And it happened like this, ANIMAL activists came and released the chocolate monkeys and they came and. . ." her voice trailed off as Konohamaru quietly snuck out of the room as Becky and Pete were arguing about how "it" happened. Konohamaru walked down the hall and noticed he was near the kitchen and his room. He had the two things to hold him off for a while.

"Sir your hair is now blue," said the Sasuke as Naruto came back from the river. It turned out better than he had thought and it wasn't a rusty red anymore. Now Naruto just looked like a full idiot, it naturally spiked and his hair looked even more stupid with the added eyebrows; one blue one black. He was a true hairstylist.

"Uh huh. It looks coo!" he shot a finger at him and a camera crew ran up and put a light on him for a split second.

"You look like an idiot."

"You know; the only thing I pay you for is to be dishonest."

"Right."

"Okay, now we better get moving."

"But it's ten o'clock."

"I'm hungry do they have a Wendy's around here?"

"Sir we're in France, the only thing they have here is a big metal pole you knocked down."

"Oh yeah, the leaning tower of pizza?"

"That's in Italy, besides its Leaning Tower of Pisa!"

"We should go there so it could be pizza, then we can change its name and we can have a little pizza shop there! And people could like MY REIN OF TERROR!"

"Sir, the troops are trying to slee-"

"Shut up, it's only ten! We're getting drunk tonight!" he ran down the line of tents unzipping each one and yelling inside. The Sasuke did the same.

Two hours later

"Do we have anymore beer?" said Naruto.

"No sir, we hardly had any in the first place." Naruto was running around, drunk. He was a laughing drunk, one that made Sasuke very pissed. Him and the soldiers were singing and sitting around a fire. That was a mistake they should have remembered.

"And then she. . ." said Naruto as he lost a line.

"Fell!!" said a soldier.

"Yeah! And then she fell and danced the night away!!! Haha!"

"Sir could you stop and go to sleep?"

"It's only midnight!" he said as he leaned over to Sasuke, his breath in his face and his beer spilling on him. "Haha! You pissed yourself!"

"Sir, I'm leaving."

"Don't leave yet, party pooperthingy!"

"Haha! I have an idea!" said the red-haired man, back at the red hair base. "The Red Company can run in now and attack em! Like this!" he jumped on the table and started kicking around.

"No!!!" said a voice, everyone gasped at the sight. It was Kiba. He was supposed to be dead. His red hair was now darker and was blood red. He smirked at the gasping.

"Wait who the hell are you?" said the red haired man.

"Kiba fool!"

"But your dead."

"Not anymore." He smiled and his eyes light up.

"Die chocolate freeek!" shouted Konohamaru as he threw a empty pop can at one of the zombie people. In real life it turned out to be a guard having a soda can thrown at him.

"Damn it kid!" he ran towards him at seemingly impossible speeds.

"Get in the truck!" he shouted as Becky pulled off, leaving Pete. He looked back and the guard took him and started running outside. Konohamaru and Becky looked back as the little truck drove off.

"Pete was a good guy," said Becky.

"Yup. I just would have liked it better if he wasn't crazy."

"Was crazy."

"Ah."

The car stopped outside as they stopped to help two other people fighting the people. It turned out to be a little boy and his Barbie doll. "Go go go!" he yelled as the truck went off.

"So who're you?" said Konohamaru.

"I'm Jimmy! This is Barbara, my daughter!"

"Daughter. . .where's your wife?"

"She's a chocolate person!!!" he started crying.

"Fruit." Said Becky as the truck stopped to a halt at the main building.

"And Germany was invaded as well today. The seemingly undefeatedable Overlord Army is walking through Berlin as I speak. They are right behind me, see!" the reporter pointed to the soldiers walking.

"Uh. . .sir. . ." said a soldier to the reporter. "Undefeatable isn't a word."

"SO WHAT!"

The reporter's screaming caught the attention of a soldier with a speaker phone who was walking there too. He walked up to the reporter and said, no screamed, "No commercial crews or television crews or we will keel you!" the reporter walked away to another spot and continued up. The speaker phone man walked up to her again. "No commercial crews-"

"We heard you!" he said.

"Alright, keel her!" she ran away and three soldiers went after her, the camera guy followed as she went through the woods. The camera shook up and down every step. The camera guy found the reporter, she was scared and was shaking.

"I am so scared right now. . ." she said with her face right next to the camera.

"There he is!"

"Son of a bitch!" he started running again. The reporter went into a old house and the soldiers followed as well as the camera guy. He went down the stairs and saw the reporter looking at the corner and then he got knocked out.

Kiba walked over to the table. "First off, I'm the boss now. And second, order the. . ." he searched for a word but couldn't find one. "Order to recruit everyone you can get your hands on. You!" he pointed to the lady who had over dramatized over the taco.

"Me?"

"Yes, you. Find a weak spot in their defenses so we can invade their base."

"But we don't even know where they are."

"Then put a tracker on the boat they are in, they have to go to their base someKonohamarue. Got it?"

"Okay!" she ran off.

"You forgot the tra-screw it."

The next day

Naruto awoke at twelve o'clock, when he awoke the Sasuke was sitting inside their car as they drove through Berlin. "How long have I been out?" he put his hand to his head.

"About ten hours sir."

"Wow, did we win?"

"Yes, we did, sir."

"Yeah! And I did nothing to accomplish it. Maybe I should get drunk more often, but that was the first Konohamarue I drank." He sat up and rubbed his already messed up hair. He managed a smile. "How long in till we get back to Iceland?"

"About another day touring Germany and we're done."

"Screw that I'm going back home right now, you can tour and shit buy I'm leaving." He went to the driver. "Hey go to the coast man, I need to get off this continent." The driver tipped his hat and turned the car around and started going northeast. After a full day of driving they made it to his boat, where the girl lay in wait.

She ran up and stuck the tracker to the boat and then saw Naruto as he argued about some random thing to Sasuke. He stopped and looked at her and their eyes met. Naruto stopped and pushed Sasuke off the docks. He tried to keep his balance and then fell over as they met in the sunset. "Hi, I'm Naruto. I probably took over your country once already." (What a catch line)

"Heh, I'm Sakura." She placed him away from the boat and put her back to it as she smiled at him and took the tracker off and put it in the water. "So how's that evil overlord thing doing?"

"Good, you want to come?"

"Sure why not." Her red hair flapped in the wind as they smiled at each other. By now Sasuke had made it ashore and walked up to Naruto and hit him on the back.

"Sir we need to get goin."

"Right, well lets get going Sakura!"

"Wait the girls going?"

"Yep!"

"Shouldn't we shoot her or something?" Sakura stopped and slapped him and kept on her way up the boat. It took them a little over a day to get to Iceland again, in the meanKonohamarue:

"Shouldn't you be spending Konohamarue playing Risk or something?" said Sasuke as he walked up to Naruto and Sakura. They were holding hands and looking out into the ocean.

"Nah, I'm just gonna sit here and watch the ocean."

"Fine sir. . ." he kept his cool. He wanted to in front of a lady, well a girl in his mind. She had to be at least twenty. Naruto was twenty nine so that was kind of a crime wasn't it? Damn it! They're in international waters. . .