AN:Ok i changed hee-man to hee-chan i didn't really like the 1st one so yea. It sounds SO much better like that.
The
Pirate Queen
Chap. 3
"Stop squirming!" Duo was trying his hardest to keep his hand over Kassy's mouth and keep her contained at the same time, not easy.
She was yelling profanities that couldn't be made out because of the hand over her mouth. She licked Duo more then once but his hand stayed firmly placed. She considered biting him but she couldn't get her lips wide enough to implant her teeth into his palm.
After a while they came to Relena's cabin. Duo kicked the door open only to find that there was no Relena. He gave a small growl.
He decided to try the on board library. Nope not there either. He tried the crew's quarters (every one of the cabins, might i add). She wasn't in any of them. He looked everywhere until he came to the kitchen.
He looked at the door to the Kitchen. "Now why would she be in there?" he looked at Kassy, who had calmed down a bit. She gave a look that said 'duh it is lunch time' Duo read her loud and clear "Oh yeah that's right it is isn't it?"
Kassy mentally sighed. Duo could be such an idiot sometimes. He kicked the door open and what do ya know there she was. Wufei was glaring daggers at him for abusing his kitchen door, then said "Maxwell you better not do that again. If you do, I'll use you in the next meal!" He pointed a very large, very sharp, butcher knife at the 2nd mate to emphasize his point. Duo gulped visibly. Wufei smirked evilly. "Heh good. Now, what do want?"
Duo gave a big grin and dropped his captive on the floor. " Oh I wanted to talk ta the cap'n"
"So talk." Relena stated simply.
"No! don't talk! Miss Relena don't listen to him! He wants to mmmff..." Duo had clapped his over the girl's mouth again.
He growled at her then looked Relena dead in the eye, a serious look on his face, which he doesn't normally have. "Captain I want to talk to you about the captive." At this point Trowa and Quatre chose to walk in.
Relena glanced at them. Then indicted for them to sit, Wufei as well. They did then she spoke "put her down, Duo, and sit with us. Then you may continue."
Duo compiled. Before Kassy could utter a word Relena said "Kassy, shut up and come sit down."
The girl growled but did as she was told. Relena picked up her fork and asked "Yes, Duo, what about the captive?" she shoved the fork into a strange looking thing and put it in her mouth, despite it's strange look it tasted pretty good.
"well I was thinking that we could make him part of the crew, like your personal body guard..."
"she already has 1 and that's me!" Kassy wasn't too happy with Duo at the moment
He ignored her and went on, "If not that, then something else. He looks like an able body man and we need that. I mean after all a little certain someone, who shall remain nameless" he glanced at Kassy "pushed one of the crew off the plank because she felt the sharks were pretty and needed food. We could really use him."
Relena sighed "yes I guess so. All right you win. Trowa go get the prisoner."
Trowa bowed slightly and headed toward the brig.
"WHAT? NO! MISS RELENA DON'T..." Kassy was once again cut off, this time by Relena.
"Kassy I am the captain of this ship and you will listen to me. got it?" Relena's voice had a harsh tone to it. The girl nodded.
with Trowa
Trowa headed straight to the brig with the keys. When he got to the cell, the captive was sleeping peacefully in a corner next to the bars.
Trowa cleared his trough. No response. He tried again. Still nothing. He stated to jingle the keys. Nope, that didn't work. His normally passive face turned dark. "Hey you. wake up!" still nothing. Trowa's eye started to twitch " DAMNIT WAKE THE HELL UP!" That worked. Heero shot up, looked around till he noticed a smirking pirate standing at his cell door.
"Let me guess you came here to question me too huh?" he said as he got up.
"no."
well now Heero was confused "no? what do you mean no?"
Trowa's smirk widened, but he didn't say a word just unlocked the cell door and clasped a pair of shackles on Heero's wrist. That being done Trowa started to drag the helpless Heero back to the Kitchen.
When they entered the kitchen, there was a fight going on between Duo and Wufei. Not a fist fight, but close. I mean Wufei was tryin to kill Duo with a frying pan.
"you ungrateful basted. I feed you and this how I get repaid?"
"I said I was sorry Wu-man..."
"don't call me that you ungrateful bitch!" Wufei sung the frying pan. Duo ducked just in time.
Relena smiled at Trowa and told him and Heero to sit and enjoy yet another of Duo and Wufei's fights.
"don't call me a bitch. I'm not a woman!" Duo started to run around the kitchen with Wufei hot on his heels
Wufei swung the frying pan and missed "then don't act like one!"
"I don't."
"ok then prove it by cutting off that damn braid of yours."
"fuck no!"
"fine proves that you are a woman."
"Heh I ain't no woman and I got the proof." The Pirate skidded to a halt and started to untie the drawstring that held up his pants.
Before he could pull them down Relena flew out of her chair, knocking it over in the process, and 'appeared' in front of Duo. She slapped him before anyone could say pillage or plunder. Duo started to rub his cheek and looked like he had just got his favorite toy taken away.
"hahahahaha Maxwell proves how weak you are if you can't take a hit from a woman."
Relena turned on him and did the same to him,if just a bit harder, before he got a chance to gulp. He too started to rub his cheek and got a look on his face that said 'help. My pride ran away.'
Quatre sighed and pulled out a notepad "lets see that's 215 points for the cap'n and 0 for Duo and Wufei. Well looks like you win again captain." He smiled.
"shut up Winner!" both Duo and Wufei coursed.
Quatre's smile only widened at that. "well I would think that you two would learn after a while, but I guess not." he shut up when he received 2 murderous glares from the defeated men.
Heero blinked 'yup I was right this is the strangest pirate ship on the 7 seas. They have a woman for a captain and a crew that's nuts and belongs in the loony bin'
He glanced at the fuming Relena to the Sulking Duo and Wufei to the smiling Quatre to the smirking Trowa to the very much so pissed off Kassy who was thinking the same as Heero.
Relena returned to her seat beside Kassy. She took a swig from her mug then turned to Heero "you have been brought to me because I have to decide what I'm gonna do with ya"
AN: Well that's all for now. Heh cliffhanger. I don't normally do that but oh well. I hope y'all liked it. Tata for now
