Chapter Five

"Sir we're Iceland now," said the Sasuke as the ship suddenly stopped. Naruto and Sakura walked off the boat with Sasuke scanning the area behind them.

Konohamaru showed up at the doorway, he looked more grown up now, maybe seven. "Holy shit its Konohamaru!" said Naruto. Konohamaru just gave him a glare. Naruto rubbed his head. "What's up little planner?"

"Who's this?" said Sakura.

"I am not little," said Konohamaru. He shot a glare at Sakura. "Who's the bitch?"

"!?What!?" she slapped him.

"Yo Konohamaru that wasn't called for, she's me girlfriend why?" he smiled and hugged her.

"Yeah you kid."

"I'm not a kid."

"Konohamaru, you want to play PS2?" Naruto bent down to his eye level. Konohamaru instantly turned back to his normal self.

"Hell yes!" he jumped up and down and started running around. Inside Sakura watched as they played the same fighting game as before. Konohamaru beat Naruto, as usual.

"Now come on! He was flying! You cant do that!"

"Yeah you can! Just press x and square!" Naruto followed the commands.

"Hey lookit that. It's still cheating!" his watch beeped. "Oh hey, Sakura you play." He walked to his computer and turned the Risk game on and clicked load. The previous game went up and he watched the monitor, his color went to Jamaica. "Sasuke!"

"Sir?" he instantly appeared behind him.

"We're going to Jamaica! Send some troops there too, you know."

"Okay, sir!" Sasuke walked off as Sakura beat Konohamaru.

"Now come on the thing was underground, you cant do that!" said Konohamaru. Naruto walked by.

"But Konohamaru, you can, just press triangle and R2."

"Shut up."

The Boat, around the Bermuda Triangle

"Sir we're experiencing some very heavy winds and a huge storm! We should stop at the nearest island!" said Sasuke. Naruto walked up to the glass in the operating room.

"Now Sasuke, if I wasn't an idiot I would listen, but that's going against my rules! A code of honor if you will! It's my duty to be completely and surely dumb, twenty four seven. Because as you-" he was cut off as the boat flipped over, sending them unconscious.

The next day-a island off of the island of Bermuda

Naruto opened his eyes, he was met by sand and he sat up with his hands. He looked around and found that he, Sasuke and Konohamaru had survived. "Sakura?"

"What?" said Sasuke as he painfully got up, he looked at the panicking Naruto.

"Sakura! Where the hell is Sakura!?" he stood up and looked around. He heard a noise by a coconut tree and looked up, he was met by a coconut in the face. Naruto fell back and Sakura jumped from the tree.

"Oh sorry Naruto, just getting food you know."

"Right," said Sasuke as he stood up and looked around. He hadn't lost his sunglasses, ironically. "Well it seems we're stuck, so we need to pick some chores." He kicked Konohamaru and the kid returned to life. "Konohamaru, you go search for more food. Sakura you go search for building supplies and I'll go search for natives. When Naruto gets up tell him to help you build the shelter." He walked of into the forest.

Konohamaru looked around, all they had was bananas and coconuts. He needed some chocolate right about then. Just a snickers or maybe a milky way. . .he needed them now. His stomach growled as he spotted a monkey, it turned into a steak and he started to drool. "Monkeee . . . heeere monkey. . ." he started to wave a banana around. The monkey followed it and jumped at him.

Konohamaru dodged the monkey and smacked its neck, knocking it unconscious. "Ahahah!" he said as he picked it up. "Come on George lets go back to the rest of the guys! Yep! Whooohoohoohoo!"

Sasuke had searched the whole island. Damn it he needed a cell phone right about now, then he remembered his own. He checked his pockets and found it was wet and broken. Verison needs waterproof packs. . . "Oh crap even if it did work I would need to have global system. Damn rollover minutes!" he stepped on the phone.

Naruto awoke, he sat up and found some trees and sticks near him. "Hey Naruto! Help me with the building stuff!" said Sakura as she tried to snap a branch.

"Sure why not." He stood up and helped her in till it snapped. He looked at the branch and then at the supplies. "We have any glue?"

Sasuke made it back to the camp. "Hey gu-Konohamaru?" Konohamaru was walking down the beach back and forth with the monkey dragging behind him.

"He's been like that for a while. . ." said Naruto as he tried to make the sticks stay in the sand. "I think the monkey did something to the kid, either that or your kick."

"Yeah why did you have to kick him?" said Sakura. "I mean he was just sleepin damn!"

"Come on! It was only a little kick!" said Sasuke.

"Little or big?"

"Just shut up and get more stuff. I don't think a branch tent is going to save us."

"Fine why don't you build it!?" said Naruto. "Huh? Huh? Huh?"

Two hours later

"Wow." Sakura stood inside the perfectly built hut. It was big enough for most of them but still small. . .or cozy?

"Hey this is actually good!" said Naruto. "Good work Trusted Planner!"

"But it was me who bui-" Sasuke was cut off.

"Hey don't try to steal the kids work! He's just going through a stage of skits frantic disease thingy. Yeah that's right." Konohamaru was bumping into the wall, back and forth. He would run into it and back up a step and try to go through it again.

"I don't think he's well. . ." said Sakura.

"Oh now you're the critic!?"

Three hours later nightKonohamarue

"Sir the storm is getting worse, I don't know how long this thing can handle."

"Sasuke remembers! I pay you to say stuff that isn't true!"

"But-"

"Is it true?"

"Fine. We should be fine."

He spread his arms out. "There we go!"

"Go away!" said a messed up Konohamaru. He was hugging the now awake and very pissed monkey. "This is my space!!!" he moved his hands along almost ninety percent of the little cabin.

"But that's-"

"My space!!! Mine!!!" he stood up and still held the monkey. "Pete said it was!"

"Hey wait didn't you call that thing George?" said Sakura.

"No, he changed his name!!"

"Fine. . . egh crap!" she looked at her hair, a split end met one hair. "NOO! Damn it!" she started shaking back and forth. "Need shower! Need shower! Conditioner. . .shampoo. . ."

"Then there was two," said Naruto.

"True."

A week or so later

"Holy crap!!" said Naruto. "Where's Sakura?"

"I don't know," said Sasuke. "Maybe those randomly placed footprints will take us to her?"

"Good point! You coming Konohamaru?" he looked at Konohamaru huddled up into the corner. He was shaking back and forth.

"They killed Earl!!!" he showed them the sleeping monkey.

"He's sleeping."

"No he's dead!!! No Jim! Matt! Bob!!!"

"We should go." Sasuke gently pushed Naruto out of the cabin. They followed the tracks and found that some village natives had taken Sakura. She was in a bowl and the natives were putting spices and food into the cauldron she was in.

"Hey!" she yelled. "Two ounces of pepper! Idiot!" she pointed out. One of the natives said something and then corrected his mistake. She looked over to the bushes, there Naruto and Sasuke looked on trying to think of a plan. "Hey guys! Coming to get some food too?" The natives found Naruto and the Sasuke.

"Run!" said Naruto as Sasuke pulled his gun out. He pulled the trigger though nothing came out.

"Damn water!!"

"Hey wait!" said Naruto as he stopped. "Where did they get all the food? This island is deserted!"

"Idiot mainland scum!" shouted one. "We took it so you couldn't eat it all! So nah!" he stuck his tongue out.

"Punk!" Naruto charged the man. They started fist fighting as Sasuke threw his gun at the natives. They ducked and the gun hit the cauldron and sparked, sending the spark to the whisk, lighting the cauldron.

"What the!?" said the native. "We weren't going to eat her idiot! We were simply going to take her out when it came Konohamarue to cook her! Mainland skin makes it flavorful!"

"Hey lookit that!" said Naruto stopping. He got punched and started up again. Sasuke took the half crispy Sakura out of the waters.

All in all the dispute settled and the natives were happy again after a duel between Naruto and the native which left one of the natives dieing in a freak banana accident. They told them of a boat that could send them back to the mainland.

"Wait!" said the Sasuke. "If you had a boat why didn't you leave earlier?"

"We wanted to share it with some other unlucky person that happened to find this island," said the native.

"Yeah," said Naruto. "Come on Konohamaru." He held his hand as they stepped on the boat as Naruto held the half body of Sakura.

"See this is why you should have gotten a plane," said Sasuke. The boat started off and it turned out that it could hold all of them, ironically. As they went out they saw that the island connected to a tourist attraction. Buildings lined the sky. "Damn it!!"

Naruto looked back at the natives, they were flicking him off as they smiled. "What. . .the. . .fuck. . .Trusted Sasuke?"

"Yeah."

"Remind me. . .that we need to nuke that place. Four hundred times. Four hundred one if neccesary."