A/N: Hello again, everyone! Didn't expect to see me again so soon, did you? So this is another one of those little ideas that just popped into my head when I was bored. Hopefully this will amuse all of you as much as it has amused me. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from the "Harry Potter" universe. Though sometimes I wish I did. I do, however, own Amy (myself), and claim ownership of Cassie. Eleanor retains the right to claim any and all of us whenever the hell she wants.
Rated: R for language (Amy has a penchant for swearing) and some adult content/situations.
Summary: Cassie, Amy, and Ella were bored. As usual. But that day, that one gloriously fine day, would change their lives forever.
One Fine Day
Chapter 1: How the Hell Did This Happen?
Houston, Texas, U.S.A. September 14, 2004"I'm bored."
"Me too."
"So what do you guys want to do?" Ella stared at her roommate and friend, sighing mentally that their usual routine had already begun.
Cassandra stared right back at her roomie, Ella. "I dunno. What do you want to do?"
Ella shrugged and looked at Amy. "What do you wanna do, Aimers?"
"Meh. Something. Anything." Amy flung herself dramatically onto Cassie's bed, with the back of her hand on her forehead, acting as if she had just fainted.
"Oh, please. The boredom is not going to kill you."
"But Ella! You don't know that! It might kill me! And I'm still sure that I'm sprouting wings from my back!!!"
Eleanor rolled her eyes at her red-headed friend. "Victim."
Amy threw one of Cassie's pillows at Ella. "Bitch."
"Hey! Hey, now! Let's settle down, kids." Cassie snatched her pillow away from Eleanor before it could be thrown back at Amy. "How about we drive around until we can figure out what we want to do?"
"Okay. But who's going to drive?" Eleanor stared at Cassie. And then Amy turned to stare at Cassie as well.
"Ugh. You people suck. Fine, I will drive."
"Yay!" Amy and Ella cried in unison and hopped up from their seats as Cassie grabbed her car keys.
The three beautiful young women (one with short, raven hair and crystal blue eyes, one with long violet hair and icy blue eyes, and the third with silky red hair and dark brown eyes) made their way noisily down the stairs of Eleanor and Cassie's duplex.
Cassie locked the front door, and the three girls piled into her dark blue Dodge Stratus. "Shotgun!" Ella quickly claimed the front seat, leaving Amy to pout and grumble about the lack of legroom in the back seat and how she had bad knees. Cassie drove out of the neighborhood and started heading north.
"Any idea where we want to go?"
"Ooh!" Amy giggled as she sat up in the back, "Let's go to Memorial City Mall! I wanna see what they've got at the Hot Topic there!"
Cassie sighed. "But if we go to that mall it means I've got to get on I-10, and we all know that I-10 is the freeway from hell."
"So what? It's a Tuesday evening. No one is going to be on I-10 right now, especially with that construction, and most especially going away from downtown!"
"She's right," Ella added. "And she would know. The west side of town is where she's from, and thusly knows it best."
"Fine, fine." Cassie drove in the direction of the aforementioned freeway, "But it kinda looks like it's going to rain, and if I get into a wreck on I-10 because of a stupid storm, then I am so killing the both of you for making me drive it."
It was just as they were driving under the 610 loop that the storm began. Lightning flashed quite ominously in the sky, and the thunder was nearly deafening.
Suddenly there was an extremely bright flash of light, which the girls would later describe as what they thought an exploding supernova might look like, and Cassie lost control of the car. Then, everything went black for Cassandra, Eleanor, and Amy.
The Highlands, Scotland, U.K. September 14, 2004
"Ow! Jesus fuck!" Amy sat up, blinking at the darkness around her.
"Yeah, 'Jesus fuck' seems quite appropriate at the moment." Cassie shook her head slightly, then brushed her short black hair out of her face.
"You guys okay?" Eleanor did her trademarked hair flip thing to get the long, violet strands out of her eyes.
Amy whimpered in the back, "I think the wings finally came out of my back!"
Eleanor and Cassie looked at each other and rolled their eyes. "You're fine," Cassie reassured the rather melodramatic red-head.
"I'm not fine, but that's not important. What's important is figuring out what the fuck that is!!!" Amy pointed out the window to a rather wolf-like creature that was approaching the car. It looked too big to be a regular wolf, and it seemed to have intelligence shining in its bright yellow eyes.
"Um. Fuck." Cassie stared out her window, "I think that's a werewolf."
"Yeah. Looks like a werewolf to me." Eleanor gaze up and out of the window, "And there's a full moon, too. So it probably is a werewolf."
"But, uh," Amy was slowly backing away from her window as the werewolf approached their car, which seemed to be near the edge of a forest of some sort, "aren't werewolves supposed to be, you know, not real?"
"True." Eleanor was unnervingly calm.
"That thing better not mess up my car." Cassie's voice was calm, but Eleanor and Amy could tell she was starting to panic as the werewolf closed in on them.
"Shit!" The werewolf lunged at their car, only to be knocked off course by a man clad in black tackling it. "JESUS FUCK! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT!?" Amy pressed up against her window. "Some guy just tackled that fucking werewolf!!!"
"Jesus fuck!" Cassie and Eleanor both stared out the window of the car as the man robed in black relinquished his hold on the werewolf. The tall, pale-skinned man brushed off his ... robes?
"Is he wearing robes?" Amy voiced the question for the group.
"I think so..." Ella glanced over at Amy. "And... he looks familiar for some reason..."
Cassie also glanced over at Amy, only to see a manic grin forming on her face. "Uh... Amy? Why are you smiling like that...?"
"IT'S SNAPE!!!!!!!!!" And with that exclamation, Amy scrambled out of the back of the car and pounced on the black robed man, bringing them both to the ground. He quickly rolled over and pinned a giggling and hysterical Amy beneath him.
"Oh, Jesus. She's finally cracked." Cassie sighed and unbuckled, preparing to go out and apologize to the man who had saved them from the werewolf...
"Uh, Cassie?" Cassie turned to Eleanor, who was looking out the back window of the car. "I don't think she's gone entirely insane." Eleanor pointed out the back window, and Cassie followed her gaze, only to see a huge castle outlined against the night sky.
"Holy fucking shit. It's fucking Hogwart's!"
A/N: Well, it begins! Hope you guys find this funny! Please review and let me know what you think! More to come very soon! I promise! This is easy to write because it's a "What if" scenario for me. All I have to do is take myself and my two friends and go "What if we somehow ended up in the Potterverse?" and then write whatever comes out. Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed, I'm totally a Snape fangirl.
