Joshua's POV
Baby dance!
Do you believe that!
My mother has euphemistically broached the topic of sex to me. For the first time ever in my life, she has acknowledged the fact that I might even have a sex life. If she had her way, I would still believe in the stork. Dad gave me the birds and the bee''s lecture.
Baby dance! I didn''t get it. I had to ask her what the hell the baby dance was. She said it was the dance married people do to create babies.
Oh. My. God.
Mom has never been this graphic. She must be desperate.
I would never admit it to Mom, but I have done a lot "dancing" with many different partners over the years; and the results - not going there, not thinking about that.
