The 5th chapter! Yay! Thank you for the reviews. (I can't believe I actually got five like I wanted.) Not much to say right now so I'll get to the review response.

Varewulf: Yay! Review time!

Mwahahaha! The Pikmin are mine! I shall lay waste to continents!(There's just something about those cute little bloodthirsty and battlecrazed Pikmin that fascinate me)

This fic is really fun. I seem to be constantly grinning while I read it. Since you finally have vacation (lucky dog) I hope for extremly frequent updates. Or at least moderately frequent.

But why would vampires love sugar? I don't get it. Ah well, all in good fun, I suppose. A shame Zephon didn't get to hit on any 'hot vampire chicks'. ;)

Keep up the good work!

Response: The part about the sugar is a joke I took from an old TV series I used to watch. In it, the villain is screaming about revenge but then he sees a bowl of sugar in a display window and starts to scream about sugar instead. The villain was a human-sized fly.

I hoping I can update frequenly. I actually managed to get a job so I'll see how much time I have to do this.

And about Pikmin... (Starts to back away slowly.)

Trelela: Moebius: Women and Time-Streamers first!

haha! I love it :D Great chapter

Damn... my vacation starts in 25th june --.. dammit..

Response: Oh how I pity you. But I suppose your school starts later than mine. I have to go back at the end of August.

Glad you liked you liked that joke. I hadn't even planned that one. It just came to me.

Tom T. Thomson: Spelling!? You are worried about spelling?! And five reviews? Easy. Good story.

Response: Yeah... I tend to obsess over little things like that. In my mind, every mistake distracts from the flow of the story.

Dark-Sepiroth: Yo, great chapter, the battle scence was cool! Funny in places and good description but the Super Soaker and the H20 thingy was a great idea!

keep up the good work man!

Response: Thank you! I hope the rest of my chapters are as fulfilling.

Tomlette: Holy crap for crap that was funny! Slap-stick comedy...Gotta love it. :-) I await the next installment!

Response: Such praise is flattering to one as humble as myself.

Kain: Humble... Snicker

Caboose2814: SILENCE FOOL!! Seriously, I'm glad you thought it was so awesome and hope you keep reviewing. And now... the reason you're all here! The Fic!!

Things had been pretty quiet at the Stronghold for the past few weeks. Vorador and his minions had retreated into the Termogent Forest. Raziel and his brethren were performing menial chores for Malek.

Raziel: God dammit. We save the entire fortress and what do get? A hardy pat-on-the-back and a "Get back to work you lazy schlumps!" It just makes me so angry...

Dumah: What does schlumps mean?

Raziel: (Puts his head in his hands.) It's too early in the morning for this.

Turel: It could be worse.

Raziel: How on Earth could it be worse?!

Turel: Dumah could have diarrhea.

Raziel: MAKE THE MENTAL IMAGES STOP!!

Elsewhere,

Melchiah: If you ask me, I think we got the short end of the stick.

Rahab: How so?

Melchiah: Well... Raziel and them only have to scrub down the east wing. While we have to do the west wing under Malek's supervision.

Malek: Less talking! More scrubing!!

Rahab: I see what you mean.

Zephon: Are we done yet?

Melchiah: No, and if you keep asking about we never will be!

Malek: Shut up! You there!

Rahab: Who me?

Malek: Fetch me my whip, whipping boy!!

Before he has a chance to respond, Moebius runs into the room. He whispers something into Malek's ear then leaves the same way he entered.

Melchiah: What was all that about?

Malek: No time to explain! Gather your brethren and meet me in the briefing in 10 minutes.

10 minutes later...

Turel: Why are we here?

Zephon: Do you mean in the larger cosmic sense or just why we were called here.

Turel: The latter.

Malek: Lord Moebius has brought a very serious matter to my attention. It seems that, while Lord Moebius was channeling foreign items for his museum, he accidentally Time-streamed a large mass of unknown goop. It is our job to purge the room of the goop.

Brethren: (Staring in stunned silence.)

Raziel: So... we're just cleaning? No special mission, no saving all of Nosgoth, no pointless killing?

Malek: That's right. Follow me.

They follow him into the Time-Streaming chamber that was used in SR2.

Moebius: Ah. I'm glad came. This way.

He points his staff to a strange crystal hanging from the doorway. A bolt of light shoots from the staff to the crystal. The door beings to open.

Rahab: Holy sh!!

Dumah: Weee! Look at all the goop! Melchiah: My God...

Moebius: I'll leave you to your work. Just remember... don't touch anything. The controls are very sensitive and you wouldn't want to be sent through time now would you. You'll be supervising them, right Malek.

Malek: Of course.

He leaves. Closing the door behind him.

Raziel: Ha ha. I can't believe he just told Dumah not to touch anything. That's like telling a four-year old not to shove peas up his nose.

At that moment, all the brethren realize the danger they're in.

Turel: Oh f.

Malek: What are you talking about?

But it's too late. Dumah already has his hands on the switch in the middle of the room he begins to turn it.

Rahab: Dumah! Nooooooooo!

The room begins to warp. When it's over (Just like in SR2.) they all stand in the receiving room of the Time-Streaming chamber.

Malek: Crap! Crap crap crap!

Raziel: What's wrong?

Malek: We can't get back without Moebius's staff, that's what! He may not even exist in when ever the hell we are!!

Turel: Well I think that our best option is to curl into a fetal position and weep quietly.

Rahab: Or... we could go out and see when we are and establish a plan from there.

Turel: That too. Whatever works.

Zephon: I have an idea.

Melchiah: What's that?

Zephon: We beat the living hell out of Dumah for doing this to us!!

Raziel: I second the motion!

Malek: All in favor?

Everyone but Dumah: AYE!

Malek: All against?

Dumah: Nay?

Rahab: It's agreed then. GET HIM!!

I don't think I need to explain the brutal ass-kicking Dumah received (Besides, the PG rating won't allow it). Suffice to say that he won't be peeing straight for a few weeks.

Ha ha ha! Oh man. Sometimes I laugh while I write them. this was no exception. I haven't yet decided what time period they've been sent to. Any ideas of suggestions would be cool. I hope you all enjoyed it. I know it was a little short but really, I couldn't think of anything more to write. The next chapter should be up in one to two weeks. Remember to review!