Ed's POV

Mine is not to reason why, mine is but to do or die.

So Larry gets to go all these fun places and take all these stupid classes, then he goes on and on about his latest dumb-shit management theory. Then he dumps me with all of the shit-work Josh dumped on him.

No problem. You see I do listen to Larry. I can follow the miraculous management directives; I just dump it all on Donna.

My latest assignment - find Josh a wife. How the hell am I supposed to do that? Hell I never found one for myself, now I'm supposed to find one for him? It's not like I can go down to supplies and order one.

I wonder what's up that we suddenly have to find one for him.

And what choices are there? Who would marry him?

That's the part I don't get. Donna is the obvious choice. I would really be surprised if they weren't already doing the dirty deed. You should see the looks she gives him when she thinks no one is looking. If she ever looked at me like that. why . . , can't go there, can't think that

But it can't be Donna. You see, for all of his bleeding heart liberalism, I think Josh is a closeted Republican when it comes to family values. I can see him wanting his little woman at home in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. I don't think he'd want his wife working here. So if he and Donna got hitched, she wouldn't be here to do the shit-work. I'd have to do it.

Last I heard Joey Lucas was still in California. Josh had the hots for her for awhile. I wonder if I could track her down and find out what she's up to. If she'd be interested in rekindling whatever it was she and Josh had.