Author's Note: I finally updated! Things have been rather hectic over here due to all the hurricans that have occured. Not to mention there are some more on the way! Why?!! Why did I have to live in Florida!?! Why is nature punishing me!?! I don't litter! I did nothing harmful to you and yet you torture me!!! WAAAAAHHHH!!!!
"blah": talking
blah: thinking
"Kiraaa!!! Where are you going!?!" Fllay called after Kira as he left for a walk in the artificial woods.
"For a walk!" he hissed in reply, Tenchi and Youkai holding his hands. "Want to meet my twin?" Kira asked the girls.
"Yes yes, can we meet our aunt!?!" they sqeeked in unison
"Great! Her name is Cagalli. She has a short temper so be careful." Kira joked.
They had just arrived at the colony and Kira had just gotten word that his twin would be there. He planned on going to visit her and made sure that the crew knew. But what they didn't know was that he had planned on visiting his lover shortly after. Though they didn't know it, Zaft and them were put in the same hotel. Them manager had been very sneaky about it, thinking only of the money. So Kira would be sure to pay Athrun a very looong visit.
"Aunt Cagalli! Aunt Cagalli!" they cheered.
"C'mon, lets run, she's not that far and I could use the workout." Kira suggested as he began a sprint with them.
"Race ya'!" Youkai challenged
"Last one there has to customise daddy's coputer!" Tenchi hollered
"Hey!" Kira whined playfully.
They laughed the whole way threw the woods and down the rode to the starlight hotel. That was the name of the hotel they were staying in. Kira and Cagalli were going to share a room with Tenchi and Youkai. Finally! A night without Fllay! Kira thought merrily, sprinting up the staircase to room number 345.
"Kira! How are you? And who are they?" Cagalli greeted as Kira entered.
"This is Tenchi and Youkai." Kira introduced. The girls gave little quick bows as they were adressed and then skipped over to her and gave her hugs.
"Aunt Cagalli!" They sqeeled.
"WHAT!" Cagalli shouted, alittle more than surprised.
"Can you keep a secret?" Kira blushed as he locked the door behind him before he threw his backpack onto his bed.
"Sure, what is it?" Cagalli was being very patient for Kira, she had learnd not to long ago of his ordeal. Kira had confessed this to her alittle over 4 months ago. Cagalli couldn't be mad at him, even if she had a small infatuation with Athrun. She was more concerned with how to get them two back together in more ways then one (if you know what I mean, in this story she's a supportive sister just so you know).
"Two months ago, when I went awol, I met with Athrun. We sorta..." Kira began twiddling with his thumbs as he spoke and his face was a deep crimson color.
"No, you two didn't...you went all the way!?!" Cagalli had a huge silly grin on her face and she was doing a little victory dance in her head. WOOHOO!!! Less work for me!
"Yes."
"That explains the hicky that Fllay bitch was fuming about." Cagalli grinned, absentmindedly playing with Tenchi's hair and ears.
"Yes. Then a few days ago Athrun gave me Youkai and Tenchi while he has Botan and Momijii. He made them so that I won't be lonely anymore. They're like the daughters we could never have. Even if they're machines. At first site, I loved them. I love him. We're planning on meeting tonight but I fear we may be found out. I don't want that risk. Homosexuality is one of the greatest tabu and in some places you're punished with death." Kira explained in an uncharacteristic seriousness.
"I understand, I won't let anything happen of the sort." Cagalli vowed "But one thing troubles me... WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT FLLAY!?!?!?!?!"
"That's where you three play a major role." an evil grin graced Kira's angelic face as he explained his plan.
"Who would've thought, you have such a wicked mind my dear brother." Cagalli giggled
"I do try. Now, I have to go, have fun." Kira quickly grabbed his bag and ran up 2 flights of stairs to room 532, where Athrun was all alone.
Cagalli and co.
"Alrighty, lets get to it. Kira gave me alot of room to do my own planning so let's get started." Cagalli and the girls huddled closely and discussed all the ways to get rid of Fllay and several sinarios.
It was 7:06 when Fllay knocked on the door.
"Fllay, what are you doing here?" Cagalli asked all too innocently.
"I want to see Kira, he and I haven't had fun for a while." Fllay stated flatly
"Is that so, sorry he won't be back for another hour or so, but come in." Cagalli winked at the girls, signalling for plan 'Humiliation A'.
"Is Fllay Fllay hungry? We were making a suflay." Youkai asked.
"No, I need to whatch my figure."
"What do you meen?" Tenchi whined
"What I meen is I don't want your crumby food." Fllay barked, not noticing Cagalli and Youkai plug there ears.
"WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Tenchi screamed at the top of her lungs, crying at an excrutiating volume.
Nearly everyone in the hotel, save for Kira and Athron and Yzac and Dearka (I wonder what they are doing? ::Hint hint::) but she wouldn't stop crying. She would not be saticfied untill everyone knew of Fllay's cruelty.
"What's wrong sweety?" Murrue questioned motherly, seemingly immune to her screams.
"FLLAY FLLAY SAID MY COOKING WAS BAD!!!" she cried.
"How can you be so cruel?!" half the croud bellowed as the other half tried to confort the wailing robot.
"She's lying!" Fllay lied, trying to look innocent.
"I don't care if she is!!! Apologise imediatly!!!" Natarle ordered
"Fine! Sorry!" Fllay choked.
"Okay!" Tenchi chirped.
The croud of people had releived looks on their faces as they gave adoring compliments to the twins before they left, not noticing they were enemies.
"Finally." Fllay muttered while Cagalli and Youkai secretly removed their earplugs.
"Now we can all eat." Tenchi then skipped to the kitchen to set up the plates, giving herself her sister and Cagalli the best meal but giving Fllay something very fishy. It smelt like it came out of a dumpster and it tastes like rotten food, perfect for humiliating Fllay.
Tenchi served the food and sat down with her sister and Aunt.
"Arn't you going to eat?" Cagalli smiled
"No it smells like shi-actually, I will eat it it smells splendid." Fllay stuttered as she saw Tenchi start to cry again. Slowly, she lifted the fork to her parted lipst and took a bite. Her face squinched up in disgust and nearly turned green. She quickly got up and tried to run to the bathroom only to trip on the table leg that had been convieniently adjusted and spit out the food. As she tried to get up Youkai ran to her side and tried to whipe her face and help her up, but that only made things worse. The food was smeered all over her face and turned a greenish color and as she tried to rise her head hit the table (How did that get there? ::whistles guiltily:: D).
"OW!" Fllay shouted.
"Sorry, sorry." Youkai grinned evilly.
"SORRY MY ASS!!!" Fllay growled.
"WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Now it was Youkai's turn to cry. Everyone ran into the room and saw it. Youkai was on the floor crying while Fllay tried to get up only to fall back down. Her hair was a mess. Food was smeered all over her face. Everyone got a clear view of her pink thong. And what's worse is EVERYONE saw, including Kira who was know leaning on Athrun's shoulder for support from laughing so hard. Yzak was on the floor laughing histerically to a point where tears were cascading down his face. Everyone couln't stop laughing at the poor, cruel girl. This goes to show ya', you always get what you deserve sooner or later.
Author's Note: If you thought what happened to Fllay was funny or mean, you ain't seen nothin' yet. By the end of this story Fllay will be the laughing stalk of the whole galaxy. She'll be so humiliated that the only job she would be able to get is that of a Clown. Well see ya'. Please review.
