Author's Note: So close to the end of the story. Three chapters left so enjoy what's left.
"Blah": talking
blah: thinking
"Fllay Fllay, come out and play." Youkai sang devilishly.
"What do you want?" Fllay hissed as she opened the door.
"Is something wrong with Fllay Fllay?" she continued.
"No!"
"Yay! Now you can explain to my sisters and I about boys." Youkai dragged her victim back to Kira's room and plopped herself on the bed with her three siblings.
"There's four of you!?!" Fllay exclaimed.
"Yup yup. C'mon tell us about boys." Tenchi insisted.
"Fine. Men are like toys. Only good when they're new." Fllay began, unaware of the tape-recorded and the P.A system. "But in order to get them you got to buy them."
"How?"
"By any means necessary. You do what you gotta' do. Do what ever it takes. Stuff your bra; get plastic surgery, that's what I did. Cheat your way into there bed, make them spend every dollar on you then leave 'em."
"But what if they're homosexual?"
"Even better, you can go three-way. Even if it means becoming one of the guys. Be what that guy wants and he's yours for the taking. If there not good in the bed department then have an affair. Men are easy that way."
"That's not what Aunt Murrue said."
"Well your aunt Murrue is a little goody goody. Her and all the other girls who don't do what it takes."
"But Aunt Cagalli doesn't do that and she's no goody goody."
"Ha! Cagalli is nothing but an ugly man in disguise."
"You're mean."
"You just realized that. Pity though cause nobody will ever know."
"Is that so? That's not what the whole block and pagan district think." Youkai grinned moving over to allow Fllay to see Momijii's ear cables connected to the tape-recorded, P.A system and a computer.
"OH MY GOD!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME" Fllay bellowed getting ready to attack the girls.
"You had it coming." mechanical voices answered before the girls pretended to not know what's going on.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU LITTLE BRATS!!!!!!" Fllay stalked toward them furiously.
"DADDY!!!!!!" Kira then came charging in.
"What the hell is going on here!?!" he yelled.
"We were on a system shut down because of a virus and she...she...she said she was going to kill us when we woke up." the girls cried.
"Fllay, I would have forgiven you for all you said, but this is to far. If I ever see you approach them threateningly again I'll shoot you." he then escorted the girls back to Athrun's room where the all broke down laughing.
"Cagalli you are a genius!" Kira complimented between laughs.
"I know. It runs in the family, but I was very tempted to shoot her myself." Cagalli informed, listening in on the conversations goin' on downstairs. They were loud enough for everyone to hear in the whole building.
"Fllay must be so humiliated by know." Athrun chuckled as he gave Kira a seductive glance.
"Okay people, time to leave us alone." Kira sang.
"Your no fun." Cagalli complained.
"That's nice."
"What about Fllay? She's sure to come up here." Botan informed.
"Let her find out, I don't care." Kira purred, slowly crawling over Athrun, letting his crystal bell ring.
"Wait till we're out of the room!" Cagalli cried as she scrambled out of the room, the quadruplets trailing behind.
"That did the trick." Kira cooed as he slowly eased a blindfold over Athrun's eyes.
"Kira!" Athrun moaned.
Author's Note: Three more to go. Once this is over then I'll start a new Gundam Seed Fanfic, so keep your eyes open, it may come out early. Please review.
