A/N: Okay so the last chapter wasn't as funny to yall as it was to me but that's okay. This is my ultra drama story. Don't tell me that all my stories are like that!! Ummm.... I don't even know what I'm gonna write so I can't tell you, sry.

(The scene opens upon a a cute black hair boy walking up a stairway. A creaking bed and loud grunts are audible. Harry freezes as he hears a loud groan.)

'Not again,' Harry thought, frightened. He slowly inched the door open and peeked in. He twitches as he hears Hermione's loud squeaks.

"Harry is that you???" Ron paused and there was murmurs. "Harry, come join us!"

Harry would have left but he was hungry. He innocently opened the door and jumped on the bed, onto Hermoine who let out an uncomfortable grunt. Harry started humping away. Hermoine screamed and Ron stared, clearly scared.

"Harry!!!!!!! Why the fuck are you humping my teddy bear??"

"Oh is that what you call it you dirty girl??"

"Harry! Look down, me and Ron are watching Magic MM news. You're humping the voodoo teddy bear that Ron witched to look like Draco. Harry!!! Stop humping the teddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come down here and help us give each other pedicures. Then maybe you can torture little Draco.

Ron let out a little squeak.
"Harry, stop humping Ron!!!! Here, take lil' Draco and have fun."

Once Harry had left, Hermione turned to a frightened Ron. "He still hasn't gotten a girl friend?" Ron shook his head and stared at Hermione's boobs,
drooling. "Okay, it's time to call in the square. They will see to it that Harry is no longer horny. Will call them up later, right now I will see to your problems. Down went Ron as Hermione dragged him over her, barely breathing as they kissed passionately. Ron shivered as Hermione took the lead, and just as things were getting interesting........ Neville walked in.

He fell to the floor in tears before Harry came and attacked him, poor fellow.

A/N: I just couldn't help it..... hehe.