Meow, Miroku
Disclaimer: I STILL don't own InuYasha or anything else in this fic. I wish I owned Miroku! ::cries::
By the way: Don't worry, this is NOT a miroku/kilala fic! XX!! ack... that's just wrong.
"Normal speech" 'Thoughts' ::Miroku's thoughts:: {Cat to cat}
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Chapter 2
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"I don't want a cat..." Sango glanced at the ground.
"But-" Shippou stopped as he was glared at by Kagome.
Sango continued staring at the ground and Kilala appeared from outside.
The small cat demon walked over to the kitten and sat infront of it.
{Hello,} Kilala meowed.
{Kilala! It's me!} Miroku meowed back.
Kilala tilted her head, {"Me" who?}
{Miroku,} he said simply.
{Oh, what happened to you? You're all... hairy,} Kilala laughed to herself.
The kitten fell over, {I never knew you were such a smart ass, Kilala!} He stood back up.
{Probably because you've never talked to me,} she rolled her eyes.
{You got to help me out,} Miroku pleaded.
{And why should I?}
Miroku completely changed the subject, {You're hot... for a cat.}
Kilala hissed and scratched him across the cheek. {And you want me to help?!}
{Yes, please?} Miroku was wiping his scratch with his paw.
{Fine, but only for Sango,} Kilala mewed playfully and rubbed her face under Miroku's chin. She purred and swatted him playfully.
{Mee-ow!} Miroku purred back. Kilala hissed and Miroku played along.
Sango and the others stood there, not sure what was going on between the two.
"Look, Kilala likes him!" Shippou squeaked, giggling.
Kilala meowed at Sango, begging to take the kitten along. Sango lifted her cat demon, "Fine. We can keep him. But, if you end up pregnant..." Sango glared.
Kilala sweatdropped, {That WON'T happen...}
The kitten meowed and walked over to Sango, rubbing his body against her leg.
"I guess," Sango turned away, "we can keep him."
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"What should we name him?" Shippou asked for the millionth time.
"I like Buttercup!" Kagome grinned.
{Hey, Buttercup!} Kilala meowed teasingly at Miroku.
The tiny black kitten growled.
"I think It is a good name," InuYasha grumbled, jealous that Kagome was making such a big deal over the kitten.
"Houshii," Sango said.
The kitten looked up, {Huh?}
Kagome looked confused, "Houshi?"
"In honor of Miroku... just spelt with two i's..." Sango's voice was monotone and despressed.
"Why two i's?" Kagome asked.
"It means 'Star'," Sango shrugged.
Shippou decided he liked the name and hugged the cat tightly, saying in a sing-song voice, "Pretty Star! Pretty, shiney Star! Wheeee hehe!" He swung the koneko in circles.
Miroku struggled to be released, {ACK! Kilala, HELP! OW, MY SPINE!}
"Mrrreow!" the kitten hissed.
"Sorry, Star," Shippou dropped the kitten.
Miroku was surprised when he landed on his feet. {It's Houshii! Not Star!}
Kilala pawed Miroku's tail, {Hey, STAR.} She ran off ahead before Miroku could retaliate.
The tiny kitten followed behind the group, pouting about his name.
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It was late and the group had set up camp.
Miroku sat staring into the flames. Everyone was asleep, or so he thought.
::Why am I like this?:: He stared at his paw. Then it hit him. ::The cat demon! The scratch must have transformed me... Just my luck that Sango hates me more now. In her mind my kind 'killed' me. That's confusing!:: Miroku decided not to think about it and go to sleep.
He walked his fuzzy little self over to Sango. He found she wasn't asleep at all. She was crying...
He mewed quietly and nuzzled her hand and crawled next to her. She sniffled and wiped her tears away. "Hey, Houshii-chan," she stroked the cat's tiny head down to it's tail. Though she wasn't in a cat-loving mood lately, she had always been a fluent lover of felines in the past.
The cat purred, burrowing it's face and paws against Sango's neck and in her hair. The kitten kneaded lovingly and his purrs rumbled from deep within his throat.
Miroku was somewhat jealous of himself, that he had gotten this close to Sango in THIS form...
The small kitten fell asleep immediately, with Sango still stroking the tiny figure.
Sango was lonely and she needed a friend, like this kitten. Someone who would always be there for her. But what she didn't know was that trapped inside her new friend's furry little body was the very man she missed, who had always been there when she needed him in the past.
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In the morning, Miroku was up before anyone else. He decided it was best to try to tell everyone it was him. The only problem was: how?
He tried scratching his name in the dirt, but when he got to the "i" he became so frustrated with the dirt in his claws that he gave up.
He was collecting sticks to write his name out when Kagome and InuYasha starting arguing about the fact Kagome was going home later. InuYasha threw his arms up and walked away angrily, knocking the kitten's pile of sticks over and sending them flying in all directions. The black fuzzball hissed at InuYasha, only to reveive a ruthless glare.
::This is so hopeless,:: Miroku pouted.
Sango was awake now. She reached over and pet the agitated kitten. He tried to remain mad, but Sango scratched behind his ear which triggered his rumbling purr. he licked her hand and bit her finger playfully.
Sango grabbed a stick and trailed it back and forth infront of Miroku's paws.
::Does she think I'm going to play like-... :: His eyes were glued to the stick, he couldn't deny his kitten emotions. He pounced on the stick, trapping it between his big paws. He gnawed on the stick, ::Die!:: He rolled around in the dirt with the stick in his paws.
Sango was laughing so hard she was gasping for breath. "Houshii, you're so funny," she brushed her hand on his head and stood up.
"Meow," he cried up to her.
"What? Are you hungry?" Sango had forgotten the kitten hadn't eaten since they got him.
Kagome interrupted Sango's conversation with the cat, "I'm making sausage and eggs. When I go back home today, I'll try to remember to grab some kitten chow at the store. We can't have our little Houshii-chan starving, now can we?"
::Our little Houshii-chan?:: Miroku rolled his eyes.
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Breakfast was prepared, the scent awoke the sleeping kitsune and he hurried to get his fair share. Miroku pawed at Sango's plate, begging for sausage.
"I suppose it wouldn't hurt," she pulled a bite-size piece of the sausage off and offered it to the kitten. He ate it with not a moments hesitation, his now common purr vibrating in his throat.
"Look, he loves it," Sango smiled, handing the starved kitten a whole sausage link. He held it in his paws, gnawing at it and devouring the entire thing with surprising speed.
::Mmm, I've always loved Kagome's cooking,:: Miroku thought, licking his lips.
Miroku's feline instincts took over and he started cleaning himself. The repetive motion of licking his paw and rubbing it across his face, he did this for about 5 or 10 minutes. He walked over to a nearby tree and stretched up it, clawing at it and sharpening his claws. He went over to Sango's sleeping bag and sat down. He had to figure out a way to let the group know who he was, so they could get him back to normal. Paws were not good for groping...
Frustrated with lack of ideas, Miroku started pacing. Sango was watching him, worried something might be wrong with him.
A possible idea popped into Miroku's head. He bounded over and hopped in Sango's lap. He stood up and placed his paws on her chest. His tiny paws twitched happily and Sango laughed, petting him. "Wanna play?"
::Play? PLAY?! I'm groping you! Smack me!:: Miroku drooped his head, was he going to remain a cat forever?
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A/n: I need ideas for what's going to happen, so please review! The more reviews I get, the quicker I'll update!
Disclaimer: I STILL don't own InuYasha or anything else in this fic. I wish I owned Miroku! ::cries::
By the way: Don't worry, this is NOT a miroku/kilala fic! XX!! ack... that's just wrong.
"Normal speech" 'Thoughts' ::Miroku's thoughts:: {Cat to cat}
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Chapter 2
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"I don't want a cat..." Sango glanced at the ground.
"But-" Shippou stopped as he was glared at by Kagome.
Sango continued staring at the ground and Kilala appeared from outside.
The small cat demon walked over to the kitten and sat infront of it.
{Hello,} Kilala meowed.
{Kilala! It's me!} Miroku meowed back.
Kilala tilted her head, {"Me" who?}
{Miroku,} he said simply.
{Oh, what happened to you? You're all... hairy,} Kilala laughed to herself.
The kitten fell over, {I never knew you were such a smart ass, Kilala!} He stood back up.
{Probably because you've never talked to me,} she rolled her eyes.
{You got to help me out,} Miroku pleaded.
{And why should I?}
Miroku completely changed the subject, {You're hot... for a cat.}
Kilala hissed and scratched him across the cheek. {And you want me to help?!}
{Yes, please?} Miroku was wiping his scratch with his paw.
{Fine, but only for Sango,} Kilala mewed playfully and rubbed her face under Miroku's chin. She purred and swatted him playfully.
{Mee-ow!} Miroku purred back. Kilala hissed and Miroku played along.
Sango and the others stood there, not sure what was going on between the two.
"Look, Kilala likes him!" Shippou squeaked, giggling.
Kilala meowed at Sango, begging to take the kitten along. Sango lifted her cat demon, "Fine. We can keep him. But, if you end up pregnant..." Sango glared.
Kilala sweatdropped, {That WON'T happen...}
The kitten meowed and walked over to Sango, rubbing his body against her leg.
"I guess," Sango turned away, "we can keep him."
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"What should we name him?" Shippou asked for the millionth time.
"I like Buttercup!" Kagome grinned.
{Hey, Buttercup!} Kilala meowed teasingly at Miroku.
The tiny black kitten growled.
"I think It is a good name," InuYasha grumbled, jealous that Kagome was making such a big deal over the kitten.
"Houshii," Sango said.
The kitten looked up, {Huh?}
Kagome looked confused, "Houshi?"
"In honor of Miroku... just spelt with two i's..." Sango's voice was monotone and despressed.
"Why two i's?" Kagome asked.
"It means 'Star'," Sango shrugged.
Shippou decided he liked the name and hugged the cat tightly, saying in a sing-song voice, "Pretty Star! Pretty, shiney Star! Wheeee hehe!" He swung the koneko in circles.
Miroku struggled to be released, {ACK! Kilala, HELP! OW, MY SPINE!}
"Mrrreow!" the kitten hissed.
"Sorry, Star," Shippou dropped the kitten.
Miroku was surprised when he landed on his feet. {It's Houshii! Not Star!}
Kilala pawed Miroku's tail, {Hey, STAR.} She ran off ahead before Miroku could retaliate.
The tiny kitten followed behind the group, pouting about his name.
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It was late and the group had set up camp.
Miroku sat staring into the flames. Everyone was asleep, or so he thought.
::Why am I like this?:: He stared at his paw. Then it hit him. ::The cat demon! The scratch must have transformed me... Just my luck that Sango hates me more now. In her mind my kind 'killed' me. That's confusing!:: Miroku decided not to think about it and go to sleep.
He walked his fuzzy little self over to Sango. He found she wasn't asleep at all. She was crying...
He mewed quietly and nuzzled her hand and crawled next to her. She sniffled and wiped her tears away. "Hey, Houshii-chan," she stroked the cat's tiny head down to it's tail. Though she wasn't in a cat-loving mood lately, she had always been a fluent lover of felines in the past.
The cat purred, burrowing it's face and paws against Sango's neck and in her hair. The kitten kneaded lovingly and his purrs rumbled from deep within his throat.
Miroku was somewhat jealous of himself, that he had gotten this close to Sango in THIS form...
The small kitten fell asleep immediately, with Sango still stroking the tiny figure.
Sango was lonely and she needed a friend, like this kitten. Someone who would always be there for her. But what she didn't know was that trapped inside her new friend's furry little body was the very man she missed, who had always been there when she needed him in the past.
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In the morning, Miroku was up before anyone else. He decided it was best to try to tell everyone it was him. The only problem was: how?
He tried scratching his name in the dirt, but when he got to the "i" he became so frustrated with the dirt in his claws that he gave up.
He was collecting sticks to write his name out when Kagome and InuYasha starting arguing about the fact Kagome was going home later. InuYasha threw his arms up and walked away angrily, knocking the kitten's pile of sticks over and sending them flying in all directions. The black fuzzball hissed at InuYasha, only to reveive a ruthless glare.
::This is so hopeless,:: Miroku pouted.
Sango was awake now. She reached over and pet the agitated kitten. He tried to remain mad, but Sango scratched behind his ear which triggered his rumbling purr. he licked her hand and bit her finger playfully.
Sango grabbed a stick and trailed it back and forth infront of Miroku's paws.
::Does she think I'm going to play like-... :: His eyes were glued to the stick, he couldn't deny his kitten emotions. He pounced on the stick, trapping it between his big paws. He gnawed on the stick, ::Die!:: He rolled around in the dirt with the stick in his paws.
Sango was laughing so hard she was gasping for breath. "Houshii, you're so funny," she brushed her hand on his head and stood up.
"Meow," he cried up to her.
"What? Are you hungry?" Sango had forgotten the kitten hadn't eaten since they got him.
Kagome interrupted Sango's conversation with the cat, "I'm making sausage and eggs. When I go back home today, I'll try to remember to grab some kitten chow at the store. We can't have our little Houshii-chan starving, now can we?"
::Our little Houshii-chan?:: Miroku rolled his eyes.
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Breakfast was prepared, the scent awoke the sleeping kitsune and he hurried to get his fair share. Miroku pawed at Sango's plate, begging for sausage.
"I suppose it wouldn't hurt," she pulled a bite-size piece of the sausage off and offered it to the kitten. He ate it with not a moments hesitation, his now common purr vibrating in his throat.
"Look, he loves it," Sango smiled, handing the starved kitten a whole sausage link. He held it in his paws, gnawing at it and devouring the entire thing with surprising speed.
::Mmm, I've always loved Kagome's cooking,:: Miroku thought, licking his lips.
Miroku's feline instincts took over and he started cleaning himself. The repetive motion of licking his paw and rubbing it across his face, he did this for about 5 or 10 minutes. He walked over to a nearby tree and stretched up it, clawing at it and sharpening his claws. He went over to Sango's sleeping bag and sat down. He had to figure out a way to let the group know who he was, so they could get him back to normal. Paws were not good for groping...
Frustrated with lack of ideas, Miroku started pacing. Sango was watching him, worried something might be wrong with him.
A possible idea popped into Miroku's head. He bounded over and hopped in Sango's lap. He stood up and placed his paws on her chest. His tiny paws twitched happily and Sango laughed, petting him. "Wanna play?"
::Play? PLAY?! I'm groping you! Smack me!:: Miroku drooped his head, was he going to remain a cat forever?
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A/n: I need ideas for what's going to happen, so please review! The more reviews I get, the quicker I'll update!
