Author's Note:
Carolyn: Caitlin and Katie were too lazy to write up their chapters. Plus the foul demon known as writer's blocked devoured both of their minds. So now the whole fanfic shall be typed by Carolyn the wonderful, smart, beautiful, funny, genius, kind, sweet, creative...
Caitlin: GET ON WITH IT!
Katie: YES, GET ON WITH IT!
Frodo: GET ON WITH IT!
Sam: MOVE IT!
Merry and Pippin: HURRY UP!
Aragon: COME ON ALREADY!
Gimli: SHADDUP YOU DITZ!
Legolas: I'M NEVER GONNA APPEAR IN THIS FIC AM I?!
Everyone in Middle Earth: GET ON WITH IT!
Carolyn: YIKES! Okay, okay! I'll be doing all the writing from now on, needless to say this will slow down production quite a bit. BUT I AM ONLY HUMAN!
Sauron: Well put.
Carolyn: hits Sauron on the head with a shovel and walks away humming happilyNow...ON WITH THE SHOW!
Later that night...
It was during Bilbo's party. Carolyn and Caitlin towered over all the hobbits at the party. But Katie, being the shortest, fit right in. She had run off to steal fireworks with Merry and Pippin. Carolyn and Caitlin had pretended to get drunk and were now doing the chicken dance. Frodo watched them bug-eyed.
"People in your dimension actually dance like that?" He asked them when they sat down next to him to take a brake.
"Sure! All the time!" Caitlin said as if this was no big deal. She frowned and turned to Carolyn who was sweating and gasping for breath. Carolyn got tired very easily. "You okay Carolyn?"
Carolyn shook her head. "Whiskey…" She gasped.
"Here you go." Frodo said pouring her a small shot-glass full of whiskey. She grabbed it eagerly.
"WAIT! YOU CAN'T DRINK THAT! YOU'RE A MINOR!" Caitlin wailed.
"Oh boo-frickidy-hoo." Carolyn said waving off Caitlin's comment. With those touching words, she downed the whole shot-glass in one gulp.
"How do you feel?" Caitlin asked anxiously.
"That was the weakest crap I've ever drunk!" Carolyn said drunkly. "And why the hell is the party spinning around me?"
"OH NO! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!" Caitlin shrieked. Carolyn laughed.
"Nah, I'm just messing with you buddy." Carolyn said soberly. "It'll take a LOT more than that to get ME drunk!"
Meanwhile Katie, Merry, and Pippin had just stolen the huge dragon firework…thing.
"This is gonna be sweet!" Katie squealed as Merry stuck it in the ground and Pippin lit the fuse.
"Stick it in the ground." Merry instructed Pippin.
"It is in the ground!" Pippin cried.
"Maybe we should've lit it outside…" Merry gulped.
"WELL THIS WAS YOUR IDEA!" Pippin cried. Suddenly there was a great WHOOSH sound and the firework shot upward taking the top of the tent with it. A huge fiery dragon burst from where the firework had gone.
And then, all hell broke loose.
Everyone was running around screaming in terror as the 'dragon' swooped down over the party. The only calm ones were Carolyn and Caitlin who were sitting at a table calmly sipping ale.
Suddenly the dragon soared up high into the sky and exploded in a brilliant flash of light. Everyone laughed at their own fear and applauded.
Meanwhile, Katie, Merry, and Pippin's faces were covered with soot and ash from the firework. Katie felt her forehead and froze.
"MY EYEBROWS!" She wailed. "MY BEAUTIFUL EYEBROWS ARE GONE! Oh here they are." She said suddenly all bright and cheerful. She picked them off the ground and stuck them back on over her eyes.
"Why are you so peppy all of a sudden?" Merry asked staring at her.
Katie grinned. "Because I just threw a whole party into pandemonium with my two best buddies!" She said hugging them both.
"What about Carolyn and Caitlin?" Pippin asked obviously confused.
"Aw the hell with them."
"Let's go get another firework." Merry whispered. Katie and Pippin both nodded when someone seized Merry and Pippin by the ears and spun them around.
"Ah, Meriadoc Brandybuck, Peregrin Took, and…someone I don't quite know." Gandalf said frowning as he noticed Katie.
"My name's Katie!" She said cheerfully. (She was cheerful because she had drunk two barrels full of beer earlier).
"Ah. For a moment I thought you were a leprechaun because of your red hair and your height."
"WHAT?!" She screamed in fury. Her eyes started twitching. Realizing his life might be in danger, Gandalf quickly hurried off.
"What a way to get out of trouble." Pippin said smiling.
