Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, blah blah blah.

Warnings: Shounen-ai, fluff, impure thoughts XD, some swearing, and kitties!

Author's Notes: You didn't think I would update did you?! DID YOU??!!! Ahem...anyway. I would like to say SCHOOL BE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!!!! T . T I've barely had time to write anything, so I took my notebook with me and wrote during class. XP I know...I'm weird. Oh yeah, and the characters are definitely OOC here...I think I made Iruka too girly...

Kuro (my muse): walks in "What are you doing?"

RL: XD Nothing...

Kuro: glares and opens closet where Lucius and Sirius tumble out "Right..."

Sirius: stands up shakily "Thanks wheeze mate pant!"

Lucius: has no intention of getting up "Haven't eaten...three days...SO MUCH YAOI!!!! 0 . o"

RL: smiles innocently "I ran out of pocky so I decided to take their minds of the gnawing hunger with these X-rated, yaoi doujinshi with informative popups."

Kuro: stares at her "You are a strange woman"

RL: glomps Kuro "Yurshocyoot"

Kuro: 0 . 0 "Can't...breathe..."

RL: insert evil laughter

"blah" talking

'blah' thoughts

blah sounds/other crap

Kitties Dancing in the Rain

Iruka jumped again as another bolt of lightning came dangerously close to where he and Kakashi were walking. By now the meowing was constant, and he could feel the two cats rummaging around inside his chuunin vest. He vaguely wondered if the shininess of the pink umbrella would attract the lightning...

Kakashi could not feel his arm anymore. Iruka, in his fear, had clamped onto his arm with crushing force. He swore he was cutting off the blood circulation in his fingers. Yes, he had to admit, the man was adorable when he was scared, but for the love of God would he let go of his arm?! But then he would whimper and look up at him with those big chocolate brown eyes and he kept quiet about it.

'Just one more block...just one more block...' he chanted to himself, and to his great delight his small apartment complex loomed up in the distance. Kakashi wasn't all that rich, since he was a jounin after all, but the condo he currently lived in was good enough for him. It was clean...even though the complex was surrounded by sex shops and run down Chinese restaurants. Kakashi liked Chinese.

The building itself was pretty old, with giant cracks in the walls and loose tiles in the ceiling—not to mention the type of people that lived there. Let's just say they ain't no country folk. Iruka himself lived in an apartment building closer to where he worked.

Let's face it. Kakashi's apartment was a mess. The building was a mess. But Iruka was polite and didn't say anything, even though he highly disapproved of the location. He blushed brilliantly as he passed a rather vulgar sign set up in front of the many sex shops that littered the area. Iruka almost forgot about the storm raging around him as he passed the various store windows. To be honest he had never been to this part of town before and he was amazed at the variety of stores and paraphernalia.

The psychic shop with the huge neon crystal ball sign, the Pet store with the huge snake in the window that could or could not be an Anaconda (Iruka made sure to stay far away from that one), the ancient Chinese restaurant with the dragon that was covered in brittle, olive colored scales circling the entrance. But then the thunder cracked and Iruka was suddenly aware of the rain and the wind and the cold.

And the kittens stilled curled up in his shirt. Not to mention the muscled arm he was currently strangling. Kakashi was thankful that Iruka finally noticed. His arm was starting to throb XP. Even though they were already climbing up the rusted stairs towards his apartment on the second story.

'That's nice...' Kakashi thought sarcastically.

Iruka had already extracted the kitties from his vest and was now cradling their soaked bodies in his arms. They appeared to be both male—one a creamy silver, the other a deep chocolate brown.

'Ebony and Ivory' Iruka thought as he petted them tenderly. Iruka had always had a soft spot for cute things. They were just so adorable!! XD

Kakashi couldn't help but smile at the sight of Iruka carrying the two cats, all of them sopping wet.

"You stay here while I go get the keys to my apartment, ok?" Iruka nodded, still petting the slumbering cats. Kakashi chuckled to himself as he walked away towards the front desk to retrieve the key. All tenants had to leave his or her key with the receptionist before leaving the building.

What he didn't know was that leaving Iruka all alone in an apartment building filled with horny prostitutes was a very bad idea.

"Hey handsome..." Iruka froze as he felt a hand trail sensually down his arm. He turned around, as a scantily clad woman leaned forward taking hold of his face.

"You're a cutie—a little too innocent for my taste, but then again, I'm not that picky" She purred, her red curls tickling Iruka's cheek. Iruka, by now, was blushing beyond belief. She winked in a supposedly seductive way. He momentarily thought she had something in her eye. Where the hell was Kakashi?!!

"U-um...I-I'm s-sorry I-I'm n-not..." She leaned even more against him, her manicured nails digging into his face. He winced. They were so long they resembled tiny stakes glued to the tips to her fingers.

"Don't worry, it's on the house."

Iruka's eyes widened. NO!! He did NOT want to...to...---do whatever with her!!!

The woman herself was probably 10 years older than him, not to mention taller. She practically towered over him! Not to mention her boobs were way too big, and the smell of her perfume was suffocating him. She had hair that was almost as tall as himself, and it was dyed a really loud red. He wanted to run. Far far away. But his legs just didn't seem to cooperate. He hugged the kittens tighter, receiving a meow of protest.

The woman's face was now way too close for comfort, and he broke into a cold sweat—which was rather hard to do when he was still soaked, holding two mischievous cats in his arms. And when he thought that all hope was lost, a one eyed savior came to his rescue.

"Back up off the dolphin Kyara."

Iruka could barely see the masked face of Kakashi over the woman's large head of hair. If he could, he would have seen the ice cold gaze that was fixed upon the prostitute as she draped herself over poor little Iruka who was hugging the bejesus out of the cats in his arms. Iruka sighed in relief. He was saved. But the woman didn't back off. Instead, she draped herself more over the terrified dolphin.

"I saw him first, go get your own whore Kakashi." Kakashi narrowed his eyes.

'HOW DARE SHE???!!! And she called Iruka a whore too!!' (AN: XD)

Iruka couldn't decide if he should be extremely insulted or extremely scared. Couldn't this woman take a hint? And it was obvious by the first name basis that Kakashi and this woman had already met before. Iruka was in trouble.

Kakashi's eyes glinted maliciously as he reached inside his jounin vest.

'She's gonna pay!!!'

In a flash Kakashi whipped out a pair of scissors and pointed them at the woman, the metal shining dramatically. Iruka twitched. This was his 'knight in shining armor'??!! Meanwhile though, the prostitute's eyes widened as she clutched at the beehive that was her hair.

"No! NO!! Stay back!!! STAY BACK!!!" Kakashi gleefully stepped toward her, playfully poking the scissors in her direction as she ran off in a frenzy, screaming at the top of her lungs. Iruka couldn't but stare as Kakashi calmly replaced the scissors in his vest pocket, the cat he had dubbed 'Ivory' climbing up to sit on his shoulder languidly. He grinned as he held up a set of keys, umbrella tucked under his arm.

"Lets go."

TBC


AN: I know...I misled ya'll into thinking this was a short fic---I'm thinking of writing 1 or 2 more chapters. Huzzah!!!! I might even make a Kitty Arc...scratches chin thoughtfully