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Trigger, Fred and the camera guys! I do not own the Bachelor/Bachelorette
idea, it is owned by whoever thought of it.
Hey guys! Thanks so much for reviewing! It really means a lot to me! I'm glad that you guys like this story and I hope you will find the guys, um, a little different than you had expected them to be. wink wink
Chapter 2: A Surprise of Her Own
It was now fives days later and everyone was all set in Hawaii. Everyone had checked into the hotel, unpacked their suitcases, put their things away, said their prayers (the guys did) and were now ready to meet one another. Trigger waited along the side of the pool as the host, Mischief, walked up onto the platform above the tremendous lake sized pool. The pool wasn't that big, but it was probably pond sized, and when I say pond, I mean a big pond. The water was crystal blue, there were water slides, diving boards, deep ends and little kiddie ends of the pool. The scenery around the pool area was beautiful, full of palm trees, plants, sand and everything beautiful. There were lay out lawn chairs for the people who went to the pool during the day, but now it had been closed off.
The meeting time was at 6:00 pm, and while all the guys waited in the back, Mischief would announce them to come out one by one, telling about them. Trigger was standing still in a beautiful white beach gown thing with white shell sandals. Mischief was wearing a blue sundress with blue sandals. She smiled at Trigger, her fists clenched, but she was alright. Those years of acting school would come in handy. "Why hello, Trigger. Lovely evening isn't it? How was your flight here?"
"It was okay, I guess. The plane actually surprised me, I thought you'd set me up with some raggy old stupid poor deal or something. But the trip was very nice, I'll admit. And you look ravishing tonight, Mischief." She smiled as she flinched a bit. She felt a bit odd being so nice, but she took the advice that Fred and Mischief had given her and she's trying her best.
"Why thank you Trigger. You look lovely this evening too. Now are you ready to meet the men?"
"Sure, I'm excited to." Trigger smiled as she swallowed with nervousness.
"Okay, well our first bachelor is Jorrie Hartman, who likes to be called Snitch. Snitch, please come out now." The music was blaring some rock type techo bit of music as a rather tall, brown haired guy came walking out in big huge green cat glasses. He had a wild smile on his face as he tried to "bounce" his way over to Trigger. He looked more like a person having a seizure than anything else, but he tried. "Snitch is a 26 year old Harvard graduate that looks for brains, beauty and a nice girl. He was valedictorian of his high school and he spent a whole summer nursing a baby girl in South Africa. He's 6 feet tall with hazel eyes and describes himself as being 'adventurous'." Mischief said excitedly in her big host voice.
"Hey ya Trigger. How ya doin'?" He winked at her, showing off his big buck teeth, which were as white as snow. He kissed Trigger's hand as he smiled at her once again, trying to show off his good looks. Trigger made one of those expressions that don't even need words to describe, it looked as if she was saying "Oh my gosh" with her face. Snitch "bounced" over to the side and lined up where he was supposed to.
"The next bachelor is Anthony Filipelli, or Mush, as he's known in his home town. Mush, come on out here." Mush came out in some big Hollywood black glasses, a surfer shirt on, some khaki shorts and sneakers. He was Mr. Cool in his hometown. He stunned Trigger as he stopped right in the middle of everything, took off his glasses and showed off his big cutie pie face. He also just had to show off that six pack that he had worked on for a whole summer. Overall, Trigger was impressed with this 10 point hottie. "Mush is an all around sweet guy who has all the luck in the world with the ladies. He doesn't score much in the brains section, but what ever he missed out on in that part of the test, he makes up in the charm, body and hotness test. This man goes to the gym daily and makes it a habit of showing off his nice chiseled abs."
"Hey baby. You're lookin' fine right about now." He winked at her and looked over at Snitch, who looked scared out of his mind. He did his little nod to him and made a face that told Snitch to back off because this was his. Trigger gave him a flirty smile as she watched him walk to the side beside Snitch, making it so that she glanced at that 100% muscled bum of his.
"And up next is Ivan Melodynsky, or called Kid Blink." Blink came striding out in a football uniform, with his helmet on. He took his helmet on and revealed not only his eye patch, but his blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. Despite the eye patch, he was quite a catch. Trigger thought this game might be worth it after all. "This boy is all about sports. In high school he played for the Varsity team all four years. His favorite sports range from the gentle game of tennis, to the rough and fierce game of football. You ask him what sports he's played, he's played them all. He's played basketball, baseball, tennis, soccer, swimming, football, wrestling, boxing and just about everything in the book. He's as skilled in American sports as he is in Chinese sports; this buff and tough man is a black belt in Karate and also teaches at the studio. He wants his girls fit and ready to play anything whether it's sports or some loving activity." Mischief giggled a bit at that last phrase.
"Hey there girlie." He flashed her his popular smile and flexed his muscle. "Feel my bicep." He said in his low buff voice. Trigger obeyed and never took her eyes of his eyes, um, I mean, his eye. His blue eyes were mesmerizing, hypnotizing and very cute, it's almost like the little black thing in his eye was swimming in an ocean of clear blue water.
"Our next lucky man is Sonny Wetzel, better known as Jack or Cowboy. This man isn't your average bachelor, he likes being different and isn't afraid to be different. Jack come on out." Trigger's mouth dropped when this, um, highly different looking man walked out. He was covered in tattoos of spots, from head to toe. He not only was addicted to tattoos, but he also seemed to be a huge cat lover. He had his teeth fixed to make them look like fangs, and whiskers protruding from his face. His eyes were also fixed too, making them sort of like a cats, but he just looked like a very freaky guy. "Jack is, if you can't tell, a very big cat lover. This man has a cat farm at home in Texas. He devotes his life to saving his furry friends and has even taken some vet training to help out those poor creatures that have been hit by cars. If you want to marry this man you have to be an animal lover. He has a kind and gentle heart, but a need for the small furry four legged creatures."
"Meow!" He said as he walked away.
"Those are our first four bachelors. The other four will be shown to you after your week with these four is up. You will start the week off with a little question game to get to know your four dates better. They will answer questions about anything from favorite pick up lines to what they plan to do in the future. After that you will have one lovely evening for all of these guys, and the days remaining will be spent getting to know and later love these guys. When the week is finished, you will chose who you want to keep, and meet the other four bachelors and do the same to them. You have 12 more bachelors that are waiting to take you out on a date and trust me, these are guys you don't want to miss out on. Trigger, since we have extra time, you may ask all of these guys one question. You can make it about anything." Mischief explained.
"Okay, um, the dude in the cat glasses. That guy over there." She pointed to Snitch. "Yeah you, um, what do you do in your spare time?"
"Well I love to read." He laughed one of those dorky laughs that sound like "Uh-huh-huh", kind of like the one's Goofy does. "Yeah, my favorite author is Shakespeare, he's great! When I'm not reading, I'm often seen at museums. I prefer museums about natural history and things like that. Oh the Space Museums are awesome! I also enjoy playing chess out in the park with my friends, I was a champion of Chess at our school. Um, I like to listen to music too, I like opera and Classical music. I also spend a lot of my time writing books about psychology and the mind. I'm fascinated with the human mind, it's just so amazing. Did you know that..." He tried to finish his sentence but was interrupted.
"Okay great, now lets move on. Um, Mush, I believe is your name. If I gave you a million dollars, what would you do with it?" Trigger asked as she gave him a flirty smile.
"A million dollars? That's like, bigger than a thousand dollars right?" He asked, as he looked over at Snitch. "Oh okay. Well if I was given a million dollars, I'd probably go out and buy a bunch of bananas! I love bananas, they're like so bananaey! Then with the money I have left I'll go buy some monkeys and some trees that grow bananas on them. What are those trees called?"
"Banana trees, Mush." Trigger corrected.
"Oh yeah, I'd go buy some banana trees and plant them at my house. I'd have the monkeys live in them and then they will make bananas so I don't have go to the grocery store and buy them. Oh yeah, I'll have green bananas and yellow bananas! Then I'll put some food coloring in them and make red bananas, blue bananas, orange bananas and that purplish color that I can't remember the name of. That's what I'll do." He smiled his cute smile.
"Okay, great answer Mush." Trigger said sarcastically. "Not the smartest of the bunch I see." She said under her breath. "Um kid with the eye patch, Blink I think your name is. Yeah, um, what is the most important thing to you in a relationship?"
"Well, I always go for the back hand pass. I mean, the girl has to know and memorize some of the plays that we do. She has to be athletic and know what she's doing when she's on the field. She can try to lean forward and do an intercept, but the back hand pass or the kick is even better. She needs to know how to steal the ball and everything. She has to be really smart about sports and she has to watch every single game played on ESPN." Blink replied as he acted out some plays.
"Oh so a relationship is like a sport to you?"
"Well, isn't life only about sports? I got confused, what do you mean?" Blink asked.
"Never mind, I know what you mean." Trigger lied. "Um cat man, or, uh, Jack. "So why do you like cats so much?"
"Meow saow laow klesaow miasoiaow iancowsiow andisiaow, sayieow theow bieeseow leassouw." He said, in cat language of course. His low crackling cries weren't comprehended because they were in a different language. Quickly a translator jumped out from behind a bush and saved the day.
"Um what he said was he likes cats because they're not like people. They understand him and they are like art to him. All cats are different in their own way, and there are never two cats alike. He can talk to cats and they'll listen, unlike people who will judge him for his appearance and for who he chooses to be." The translator translated to Trigger, who had another weird face on.
"Okay, that's a fair enough answer." She stated as she looked up towards Mischief, who was pretending to hula dance, off camera.
"Oh, you're done? Okay, well America, thank you all for tuning in and stay tuned for next weeks show of "Revealing the truth about our bachelors" their deepest, darkest secrets will be revealed. Thank you and love you all! Goodnight!" Mischief smiled as she walked over and started talking to the bachelors. Trigger did the same and went straight for Mush and Blink, the cutest two of the bunch.
How did you guys like it so far? I hope you guys enjoyed it. Yes it's a bit stupid, but that's how it's intended. I mean come on, it's me! I think of stupid things like this! Well stay tuned for the next chapter, which should be coming up soon! Here are some SO's for everyone!
Buttons14 – Thanks for reviewing and what exactly is a Mary Sue? I haven't yet grasped that concept yet. LOL. Oh yeah, hi Alex! If you wanna go to Hawaii, I'll send you there. :Magically sends Buttons and Alex to Hawaii and sends the evil Trigger to Brazil: How's that? Tell me how the trip goes! LOL Thanks so much for reviewing, I really appreciate it!
Fantasy3 – Thanks for reviewing Fantasy! I'm really glad you liked it and thought it was funny! I hope you think that this chapter is even more funnier than the last one, I tried to make it out that way, but who knows. I try to be funny, but I don't think I am. :shrugs: Mush is an idiot, but I love him. He's just so easy to be made into someone stupid. Thanks so much for reading and reviewing! I'm glad you liked it!
fRalaGanTolY cOOl – you said you couldn't wait till Trigger met the Newsies, well here you go! You didn't have to wait too long. LOL so how did you like it? They're a bit "different" for you right? Well I hope I surprised you, that was my whole intent! Yeah Trigger reminds me of some girls at my school to, she's not exactly like them like 100% (they're not that mean), but I know one girl that I want to strangle b/c she is so nasty and mean and ugh! Don't worry, I'm Nina free! Haha! Thanks so much!
Blue Boxer - Hey thanks for telling me you don't like my character. Pssh! Do you think I did a better job on her in this chapter? Huh? Miss big oh I'm such a perfect writer person. Huh? Did I disappoint you again? HUH? DID I? Well if I did, then SHUT UP! j/k. But still, you're not supposed to like her. She's supposed to be a witch (with a b) not some nice girl. She isn't a nice girl. But don't worry, she's a dynamic character, if you know what that means. wink wink Where are you anyway? You're supposed to be home swimming with me. You better or I'm gonna be mad. Love ya sis!
Hey guys! Thanks so much for reviewing! It really means a lot to me! I'm glad that you guys like this story and I hope you will find the guys, um, a little different than you had expected them to be. wink wink
Chapter 2: A Surprise of Her Own
It was now fives days later and everyone was all set in Hawaii. Everyone had checked into the hotel, unpacked their suitcases, put their things away, said their prayers (the guys did) and were now ready to meet one another. Trigger waited along the side of the pool as the host, Mischief, walked up onto the platform above the tremendous lake sized pool. The pool wasn't that big, but it was probably pond sized, and when I say pond, I mean a big pond. The water was crystal blue, there were water slides, diving boards, deep ends and little kiddie ends of the pool. The scenery around the pool area was beautiful, full of palm trees, plants, sand and everything beautiful. There were lay out lawn chairs for the people who went to the pool during the day, but now it had been closed off.
The meeting time was at 6:00 pm, and while all the guys waited in the back, Mischief would announce them to come out one by one, telling about them. Trigger was standing still in a beautiful white beach gown thing with white shell sandals. Mischief was wearing a blue sundress with blue sandals. She smiled at Trigger, her fists clenched, but she was alright. Those years of acting school would come in handy. "Why hello, Trigger. Lovely evening isn't it? How was your flight here?"
"It was okay, I guess. The plane actually surprised me, I thought you'd set me up with some raggy old stupid poor deal or something. But the trip was very nice, I'll admit. And you look ravishing tonight, Mischief." She smiled as she flinched a bit. She felt a bit odd being so nice, but she took the advice that Fred and Mischief had given her and she's trying her best.
"Why thank you Trigger. You look lovely this evening too. Now are you ready to meet the men?"
"Sure, I'm excited to." Trigger smiled as she swallowed with nervousness.
"Okay, well our first bachelor is Jorrie Hartman, who likes to be called Snitch. Snitch, please come out now." The music was blaring some rock type techo bit of music as a rather tall, brown haired guy came walking out in big huge green cat glasses. He had a wild smile on his face as he tried to "bounce" his way over to Trigger. He looked more like a person having a seizure than anything else, but he tried. "Snitch is a 26 year old Harvard graduate that looks for brains, beauty and a nice girl. He was valedictorian of his high school and he spent a whole summer nursing a baby girl in South Africa. He's 6 feet tall with hazel eyes and describes himself as being 'adventurous'." Mischief said excitedly in her big host voice.
"Hey ya Trigger. How ya doin'?" He winked at her, showing off his big buck teeth, which were as white as snow. He kissed Trigger's hand as he smiled at her once again, trying to show off his good looks. Trigger made one of those expressions that don't even need words to describe, it looked as if she was saying "Oh my gosh" with her face. Snitch "bounced" over to the side and lined up where he was supposed to.
"The next bachelor is Anthony Filipelli, or Mush, as he's known in his home town. Mush, come on out here." Mush came out in some big Hollywood black glasses, a surfer shirt on, some khaki shorts and sneakers. He was Mr. Cool in his hometown. He stunned Trigger as he stopped right in the middle of everything, took off his glasses and showed off his big cutie pie face. He also just had to show off that six pack that he had worked on for a whole summer. Overall, Trigger was impressed with this 10 point hottie. "Mush is an all around sweet guy who has all the luck in the world with the ladies. He doesn't score much in the brains section, but what ever he missed out on in that part of the test, he makes up in the charm, body and hotness test. This man goes to the gym daily and makes it a habit of showing off his nice chiseled abs."
"Hey baby. You're lookin' fine right about now." He winked at her and looked over at Snitch, who looked scared out of his mind. He did his little nod to him and made a face that told Snitch to back off because this was his. Trigger gave him a flirty smile as she watched him walk to the side beside Snitch, making it so that she glanced at that 100% muscled bum of his.
"And up next is Ivan Melodynsky, or called Kid Blink." Blink came striding out in a football uniform, with his helmet on. He took his helmet on and revealed not only his eye patch, but his blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. Despite the eye patch, he was quite a catch. Trigger thought this game might be worth it after all. "This boy is all about sports. In high school he played for the Varsity team all four years. His favorite sports range from the gentle game of tennis, to the rough and fierce game of football. You ask him what sports he's played, he's played them all. He's played basketball, baseball, tennis, soccer, swimming, football, wrestling, boxing and just about everything in the book. He's as skilled in American sports as he is in Chinese sports; this buff and tough man is a black belt in Karate and also teaches at the studio. He wants his girls fit and ready to play anything whether it's sports or some loving activity." Mischief giggled a bit at that last phrase.
"Hey there girlie." He flashed her his popular smile and flexed his muscle. "Feel my bicep." He said in his low buff voice. Trigger obeyed and never took her eyes of his eyes, um, I mean, his eye. His blue eyes were mesmerizing, hypnotizing and very cute, it's almost like the little black thing in his eye was swimming in an ocean of clear blue water.
"Our next lucky man is Sonny Wetzel, better known as Jack or Cowboy. This man isn't your average bachelor, he likes being different and isn't afraid to be different. Jack come on out." Trigger's mouth dropped when this, um, highly different looking man walked out. He was covered in tattoos of spots, from head to toe. He not only was addicted to tattoos, but he also seemed to be a huge cat lover. He had his teeth fixed to make them look like fangs, and whiskers protruding from his face. His eyes were also fixed too, making them sort of like a cats, but he just looked like a very freaky guy. "Jack is, if you can't tell, a very big cat lover. This man has a cat farm at home in Texas. He devotes his life to saving his furry friends and has even taken some vet training to help out those poor creatures that have been hit by cars. If you want to marry this man you have to be an animal lover. He has a kind and gentle heart, but a need for the small furry four legged creatures."
"Meow!" He said as he walked away.
"Those are our first four bachelors. The other four will be shown to you after your week with these four is up. You will start the week off with a little question game to get to know your four dates better. They will answer questions about anything from favorite pick up lines to what they plan to do in the future. After that you will have one lovely evening for all of these guys, and the days remaining will be spent getting to know and later love these guys. When the week is finished, you will chose who you want to keep, and meet the other four bachelors and do the same to them. You have 12 more bachelors that are waiting to take you out on a date and trust me, these are guys you don't want to miss out on. Trigger, since we have extra time, you may ask all of these guys one question. You can make it about anything." Mischief explained.
"Okay, um, the dude in the cat glasses. That guy over there." She pointed to Snitch. "Yeah you, um, what do you do in your spare time?"
"Well I love to read." He laughed one of those dorky laughs that sound like "Uh-huh-huh", kind of like the one's Goofy does. "Yeah, my favorite author is Shakespeare, he's great! When I'm not reading, I'm often seen at museums. I prefer museums about natural history and things like that. Oh the Space Museums are awesome! I also enjoy playing chess out in the park with my friends, I was a champion of Chess at our school. Um, I like to listen to music too, I like opera and Classical music. I also spend a lot of my time writing books about psychology and the mind. I'm fascinated with the human mind, it's just so amazing. Did you know that..." He tried to finish his sentence but was interrupted.
"Okay great, now lets move on. Um, Mush, I believe is your name. If I gave you a million dollars, what would you do with it?" Trigger asked as she gave him a flirty smile.
"A million dollars? That's like, bigger than a thousand dollars right?" He asked, as he looked over at Snitch. "Oh okay. Well if I was given a million dollars, I'd probably go out and buy a bunch of bananas! I love bananas, they're like so bananaey! Then with the money I have left I'll go buy some monkeys and some trees that grow bananas on them. What are those trees called?"
"Banana trees, Mush." Trigger corrected.
"Oh yeah, I'd go buy some banana trees and plant them at my house. I'd have the monkeys live in them and then they will make bananas so I don't have go to the grocery store and buy them. Oh yeah, I'll have green bananas and yellow bananas! Then I'll put some food coloring in them and make red bananas, blue bananas, orange bananas and that purplish color that I can't remember the name of. That's what I'll do." He smiled his cute smile.
"Okay, great answer Mush." Trigger said sarcastically. "Not the smartest of the bunch I see." She said under her breath. "Um kid with the eye patch, Blink I think your name is. Yeah, um, what is the most important thing to you in a relationship?"
"Well, I always go for the back hand pass. I mean, the girl has to know and memorize some of the plays that we do. She has to be athletic and know what she's doing when she's on the field. She can try to lean forward and do an intercept, but the back hand pass or the kick is even better. She needs to know how to steal the ball and everything. She has to be really smart about sports and she has to watch every single game played on ESPN." Blink replied as he acted out some plays.
"Oh so a relationship is like a sport to you?"
"Well, isn't life only about sports? I got confused, what do you mean?" Blink asked.
"Never mind, I know what you mean." Trigger lied. "Um cat man, or, uh, Jack. "So why do you like cats so much?"
"Meow saow laow klesaow miasoiaow iancowsiow andisiaow, sayieow theow bieeseow leassouw." He said, in cat language of course. His low crackling cries weren't comprehended because they were in a different language. Quickly a translator jumped out from behind a bush and saved the day.
"Um what he said was he likes cats because they're not like people. They understand him and they are like art to him. All cats are different in their own way, and there are never two cats alike. He can talk to cats and they'll listen, unlike people who will judge him for his appearance and for who he chooses to be." The translator translated to Trigger, who had another weird face on.
"Okay, that's a fair enough answer." She stated as she looked up towards Mischief, who was pretending to hula dance, off camera.
"Oh, you're done? Okay, well America, thank you all for tuning in and stay tuned for next weeks show of "Revealing the truth about our bachelors" their deepest, darkest secrets will be revealed. Thank you and love you all! Goodnight!" Mischief smiled as she walked over and started talking to the bachelors. Trigger did the same and went straight for Mush and Blink, the cutest two of the bunch.
How did you guys like it so far? I hope you guys enjoyed it. Yes it's a bit stupid, but that's how it's intended. I mean come on, it's me! I think of stupid things like this! Well stay tuned for the next chapter, which should be coming up soon! Here are some SO's for everyone!
Buttons14 – Thanks for reviewing and what exactly is a Mary Sue? I haven't yet grasped that concept yet. LOL. Oh yeah, hi Alex! If you wanna go to Hawaii, I'll send you there. :Magically sends Buttons and Alex to Hawaii and sends the evil Trigger to Brazil: How's that? Tell me how the trip goes! LOL Thanks so much for reviewing, I really appreciate it!
Fantasy3 – Thanks for reviewing Fantasy! I'm really glad you liked it and thought it was funny! I hope you think that this chapter is even more funnier than the last one, I tried to make it out that way, but who knows. I try to be funny, but I don't think I am. :shrugs: Mush is an idiot, but I love him. He's just so easy to be made into someone stupid. Thanks so much for reading and reviewing! I'm glad you liked it!
fRalaGanTolY cOOl – you said you couldn't wait till Trigger met the Newsies, well here you go! You didn't have to wait too long. LOL so how did you like it? They're a bit "different" for you right? Well I hope I surprised you, that was my whole intent! Yeah Trigger reminds me of some girls at my school to, she's not exactly like them like 100% (they're not that mean), but I know one girl that I want to strangle b/c she is so nasty and mean and ugh! Don't worry, I'm Nina free! Haha! Thanks so much!
Blue Boxer - Hey thanks for telling me you don't like my character. Pssh! Do you think I did a better job on her in this chapter? Huh? Miss big oh I'm such a perfect writer person. Huh? Did I disappoint you again? HUH? DID I? Well if I did, then SHUT UP! j/k. But still, you're not supposed to like her. She's supposed to be a witch (with a b) not some nice girl. She isn't a nice girl. But don't worry, she's a dynamic character, if you know what that means. wink wink Where are you anyway? You're supposed to be home swimming with me. You better or I'm gonna be mad. Love ya sis!
