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Author's Note:
The end is here! This is the real last chapter of my rather short story. Enjoy!
This
is my first story for , but please don't go soft on me just because of
that. I strive for improvement, so any and all constructive criticism
is appreciated. But no flames please, my innocent mind cannot tolerate
such mindless acts. Thanks to all reviewers in advance.
Girls, I hate them... I think
A Nara Shikamaru Fanfic by Yeo Kian Bung
Chapter 05: Epilogue
A few years later, Shikamaru married Ino and they had a beautiful child... The Nara lineage continued...
The shrill scream of the alarm clock tore Shikano out of his dreams. 'God damn it, I don't even know why I bother using this...' He sat up and gave a long and lazy yawn. He slowly washed up and dragged himself out to the dining table.
"Nara Shikano!" his mother started, "can't you see what time it is?! Honestly, you're a younger version of you lazy father! I don't even know why I married that bum! Now finish your breakfast quickly or you're both going to be late again!" As she said that, she slammed his breakfast onto the table and walked away.
"Bah, females are so bothersome. I hate them..." Shikano mumbled as soon as his mother is out of earshot.
"Yeah, you may think so now. I was thinking exactly the same thing until the day I first kissed your mother," Shikano's father explained, "Sure, she may be a loud-mouthed beast screaming at us at the slightest provocation, but she actually has a really soft heart and she loves me more than anything else in the world..." The middle-aged man grinned as he spoke, not noticing his wife behind him, fists clenched and growling like a rabid beast.
Shikano turned his attention towards his breakfast and mumbled nonchalantly, "You're on your own, dad. I'll be sure to send flowers at your funeral..."
"But... but Ino..." Shikamaru stammered at the wrath of his spouse, trying desperately to shrug off what he had said, but of no avail. "Yes... I am A LOUD-MOUTHED BEAST!! So WHAT, STUPID OLD BUM?!!" she screamed and brought her fist down squarely on her husband's head in a hard whack.
Minutes later, Shikamaru and his son Shikano were walking together outside their house, side by side. Shikamaru rubbed his head which still stung from the whack moments before.
"See, I told you that females are no-good troublemakers," Shikano grumbled.
Shikamaru merely smiled and stated, "Oh, we'll see... For all I know, you're seeing the girl you love today."
Shikano gasped at the comment and his face burned red, signalling the truth in his father's words. He quickened his pace and walked off, leaving his father grinning behind.
Shikamaru smiled and touched his lips in reminiscence of that fateful day a long time ago, when he first pressed his lips onto Ino's...
THE END... SERIOUSLY.
Ending Notes:
Yeah! This is the real ending. Don't tell me it's a déja-vu chapter. It's meant to be a reminiscence of the first chapter of this rather short story. Thanks to everyone who stayed with the story all the way until the end, and big big thanks to all who gave reviews! Look out for more stories to come!
Now, I'll have to carry on with my ahem data-collection ahem activities. (Byakugan is a great help!)
