Hehe…sorry I haven't been updating, it's cuz I had this harmony exam earlier that wouldn't stop "eating" my time. But it's over now and I'm…FREE AT LAST!!!!!! THANK THE GODS!!!! FREE AT LAST!!!!!!!!!! By the way, hey there Rita! Of course I remember you! Thanks for the review! *wink* FREE AT LAST!!!!!!
Mai: *bonks her on the head* Now onto the fic.
Ch.5 Bakura's got a…SISTER???????
Joey was the first one who woke up the next morning. He felt sick…for some reason. Something in his stomach was seriously giving him a bad stomachache and he did NOT like it. Massaging his stomach gently, he stumbled into the washroom.
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Ryou tossed around in his bed violently. Meanwhile Bakura slapped him hard on the back of his mind trying to wake him up.
[[WAKE UP YA *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*]] Finally Bakura decided to materialize beside his light so he could slap Ryou back to reality physically, and he did.
"GET UP NOW YOU FAT-LAZY-SLUGGISH-NASTY-WEAK-HORRIBLE-UGLY-DISGUSTING-FILTHY-LETHARGIC-COUCH POTATO-USELESS-PEA-HEADED-UNATHLETIC RIFFRAFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked Bakura. (A/N: Hee hee…^_^ got that off a friend…gotta give her some credit…^_^)
Ryou's Dream…
"You can't catch me!" the Change of Heart (will be called CH) teased her "boyfriend" mockingly. (A/N: Thought this was another bad dream eh? o.^)
"Oh yes I can!" Ryou appeared behind her and knocked her down playfully. "Gotch'ya!" CH giggled under him on the soft grass.
"Guess you're a lot better than I thought!"
"OW!" Ryou suddenly put a hand on his cheek. CH stared at him.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
"My cheek….I think someone's slapping me in reality."
"No doubt who that is. Your yami 100%" Ryou nodded.
"Sure hope I'll see you again sometime…" he thought sadly knowing she was only a dream. He watched her fade slowly as the image of Bakura's red-hot face replaced it.
"THANK RA! YOU'RE AWAKE!" Bakura practically screamed as he leapt up and started dancing like a lunatic. Ryou sat up, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. And then he noticed, a quick flash of silver had just vanished from the corner of his eyesight. His head snapped towards the window where it had been. There was nothing. Strange. Bakura was so absorbed into his dance of joy to notice any of this so Ryou forgot about him and went to the washroom to brush his teeth. But before he stepped in, a loud rocking music hit him hard.
"What?? Music? Bakura? When did you get a boom-" he turned around and saw nothing but Bakura dancing on his bed with the…
"Millennium Ring???? That thing is ACTUALLY a boom box???" Bakura looked over.
"Not really," he retorted.
"Then how can it have rock music?" Ryou had to scream over the loud music, "I don't think this kind of music exists in ancient Egypt!"
"Yah well…I was bored once and made a deal with this greedy priest (not Kaiba). Said he wanted to try out this new spell he knew would be illegal to try out in public so I offered him the Millennium Ring I stole from the palace. Or more like…followed me from the palace. I mean I really needed some entertainment at the time and he was the only thing I found interesting."
"So what happened?" Bakura shrugged sarcastically.
"The spell was supposed to make me see my future or something…but turned out, the guy messed up and put a 21st century / future rock music curse on my ring."
"And I thought only people could get cursed." Ryou thought aloud.
"It was a pretty unnatural spell…or if it even was one…. Never mind, it's not that bad anyway. Besides, I kinda like ya know."
"Yah…sure…" Ryou raised an eyebrow and went into the washroom, closing the door behind him.
Later on that day, the gang decided to take a little stroll around the museum to look at antiques. A particularly small tablet caught Mai's attention.
"What you lookin' at?" Tristan inquired.
"A little tablet," she replied, "with ancient hieroglyphics on it." The group hovered over her head to get a better view behind the glass.
{Hey Yami can you read that?}
"I'm already reading it," a voice came from behind him. Yugi and his friends jumped a feet in the air.
"Next time you come out Yami," Yugi panted, "TELL ME!"
"Oops," said Yami.
"So what DOES it say?" Tea questioned.
"Hmm…."
"Well?"
"Hmm…."
"Hello?"
"Hmm…."
"Earth to Yami! Do you read?"
"HMM…."
"WILL YA STOP THAT AND ANSWER MY QUESTION????" One of the employees ran over and gave Tea a warning to be quiet or she would be forced to leave the museum. She grumbled loudly but didn't say anything anymore. Instead, she glared at Yami who gave a weak smile.
"Umm…well…it says…" Tea looked like she was about to lunge at Yami, he gulped.
"Alright…it says 'The Queen Mina gave birth to-"
"Aaahhh!" Ryou suddenly fell backwards, someone had pulled on his hair.
"Told you it was bad for a boy to have long hair!" the young silver-haired girl who pulled his hair joked. Ryou gasped.
"YOU! So it was YOU who spied on me and Bakura this morning!"
"Yesiiireee bob!" she winked.
"You know her Ryou?" Yugi asked.
"Allow me to introduce," he said ignoring Yugi's question, "my good-for-nothing annoying sister, Uni"
"What do you mean good-for-nothing???" Uni stomped on his foot, "want me to…" she looked up at Yugi and the others, "Oh…" she muttered timidly.
"Hi!" Serenity smiled as she offered to shake her hand. (A/N: Uni and Serenity are the same age) Gladly, Uni took her hand and their friendship began. The rest of the group greeted her too and as for Ryou…well, you don't want to know…
[[AAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOT THAT IMPUDENT SISTER OF YOURS AGAIN!]]
[You know, for the first time. I'm going to agree with you.
[[When you're not acting like a girl]]
[Ok…I DISAGREE with you]
"So Ryou told you about Bakura and his Millennium Ring?" Yami was continuously throwing questions at Uni when Ryou was talking to Bakura. She finally got fed up after a while and shouted, "Stop pummeling me with so many questions! Yes! Ryou told me about Bakura and his Ring! Yes! I'm a girl! Yes! I'm really Ryou's sister! Yes! I love Egyptian mythology! Yes! I love to duel! Yes I have a millennium Ite…uh oh…"
"What did you say?" Yami inquired.
"Um…nothing?"
"You said you had a millennium item????"
"UNI! What did I say about that?????" Ryou scolded his younger sister. The gang stared back at him. Ryou knew it was too late, he sighed and started off towards the opposite direction. "Never mind…tell them whatch'ya want. It's too late already. And by the way…how DID you get here?" Uni grinned.
"I told dad you was coming to Egypt with your friends and if I could come with you. He agreed so I bought a ticket and went on the same plane you guys did!"
"Some nice hiding skills you got kiddo!" joked Tristan. Ryou grunted and walked off.
"So where have you been staying this whole time?"
"In a room near your rooms. Just down the hall actually."
"Oh…hey! You said you have a millennium item too!"
"Um…I'm uh…hungry! Let's go get some hot dogs!"
"Don't try to change the topic," Yami had a tight grip on her shoulder, "none of us are going anywhere until you tell me what it is." Uni reached into her bag and pulled out a golden boomerang with the eye of Ra embedded upon it (A/N: Hmm…wonder if there really are boomerangs made out of gold in ancient Egypt?) that was immediately used on Yami's head.
"OW!" he cried stumbling backwards dizzily. Uni blew slightly on it.
"Critical hit," she said sarcastically.
"What is that thing???" snapped Yami.
"What? I thought you wanted to see my Millennium Item!" Uni announced proudly, "the Millennium Boomerang!"
"It matches you a lot!" said Joey.
"As a jungle girl of course!" Tristan added. She growled at him, "on second thought…"
" I-am-NOT a jungle girl!" she whispered in a dangerous tone.
"I'm bored guys, let's just go back to the hotel and have a nice swim," Tea suggested suddenly. Everyone agreed and they all went back. (with Ryou)
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I know…I know…this was a boring chapter, but things should start to get more interesting next chapter! Please review!
