DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything else in here. Includes suggestive themes, animated violence, possibly shounen-ai, and where needed, gore. And a slight possibility of extreme hilarity.
In Domino City, late at night, in the torrential downpour, a tall person in some sort of raincoat enters a small Game Shop. The bell connected to the door rings, and Soloman, the person currently working the checkout, looks up. "Can I help you?" he asks. The wet person grabs their collar, and rips it away, revealing a dry, white gravity defying trenchcoat. It's Seto Kaiba! "Oh! You again! You already took my Blue-Eyes!"

"Shut it, old man. If you weren't blind, you'd see I'm not here to take your Blue-Eyes. I'm here to see Yugi!" Kaiba exclaimed.

"How disrespectful of you! Right away... You can come inside if you'd like." Soloman replied.

"It seems this dump out here is far more civilized than what may lay beyond. But there is a draft and I'd wait outside if I wanted to be cold." Kaiba rudely said, under his breath. He didn't want to have to pay for the old man's hospital bill, after all. Soloman began up the stairs when Kaiba entered the living room. Kaiba sat down on the couch. He found his knees nearly reached his ribs. After a few minutes, Yugi came downstairs, followed by his grandpa. Kaiba noticed he seemed a bit taller.

"Alright, Kaiba, let's duel!" Yami said.

"You fool of a pharaoh! I didn't come to duel, I came to talk to Yugi!" Kaiba retorted.

"Oh." Yugi shrunk, and nearly kissed the floor. "Hey, Kaiba. What brings you here?" Yugi asked.

"I wanted to... to... erm... (This is embarrassing...) invite you... and... your... uh... friends... to play... a game... with me." Kaiba muttered, going red.

"You are inviting me and my friends to play a game with you!?" Yugi replied, shocked. "Since when do you invite my friends and myselves to play with you?"

"Did you just say 'myselves'...? Er, yes, I'm inviting you and your friends to play a game with me."

"What kind of game?" Yugi excitingly asked. "Is it a board game?"

"Uh, no. Board games are for los-er... children like Mokuba."

"Oh-"

"It's an online game. An RPG to be exact. I h-"

"Online? RPG? Huh!?" Yugi restated, obviously confused.

"Online, meaning anybody who has access can play it. RPG meaning Role-Playing Game, so you can assume the role of anybody you want, as long as you can fulfill that role. As I was saying, I have the software for this game, as well as an emulator required to play it." An infuriating Kaiba explained.

"What kind of emulator?"

"Virtual. So you will literally be in the game. It'll simulate everything. So, how about it? Will you play?" Seto asked.

"Yeah, I'll play... I'll have to ask my friends though... and... can Yami play too?" Yugi asked, blushing...

"No, Yami can't play. You can tell me what your friends said tommo-"

"I can ask them now!" Yugi exclaimed, "They're all upstairs, playing Twister!"

"How kinky. Ask them if they have anything pure in them for me."

"Will do!" Yugi ran upstairs...
Meanwhile, upstairs...

"Oh, Jounouchi, that feels so good!" Anzu groaned.

"Well, I'm finding it to be quite painful!" Jou moaned.

"And it's killing my back, too!" Honda added.

"That's me, Honda." Ryou stated.

Otogi, "Of course it's killing if you're involved, Ryou."

Just then, Yugi burst through the door, eyes closed, smiling. "Hey guys! Kaiba wants to know if you have anything pure in you!" They all looked at each other, and blushed. "Uh... yeah." Jou stated. He arched over Anzu perpendicular, belly up, back protruding into Anzu's. Honda was arched just underneath Anzu, with his back acting as a platform for her flab. Ryou was sticking out, knee in Honda's gut. Otogi was sitting on Yugi's bed, twirling his locks. His mascara was running, and he was laughing. The pile collapsed, and Jounouchi was already standing.

"Ow! Honda, get off of me!"

"Anzu, move your flab!" Honda pushed Anzu, hand slipping into her-

"Honda, you are SUCH a player!" Otogi exclaimed, obviously getting excited.

"Anzu, I am so sorry! I didn't mean to, it was just an accident and-" Honda started...

"Was it a friendly accident?" Anzu asked angrily.

"Uh... yes?" he replied.

"Then all is forgiven!" she smilied and held her hand out, trying to help him up.

"Anyways," Yugi started, "Kaiba's downstairs and has to ask guys you something..." He looked around. "Last one down is a rotten mummy!" He bolted out, followed by Jounouchi. Otogi sprang up, and pushed Honda, who wasn't even in the way, out of his way, and into Anzu. Their lips locked. They're the only ones left in the room. Anzu pushed Honda away. "Honda!" She slapped him. She looked around the empty room, and embraced and re-locked her lips with Honda. He held her in his arms, motioning to the bed. Anzu pulled her face away.

"Not in Yugi's bed, moron! What he finds out what happened last time!? Besides, we have to get downstairs!" Anzu said. They both went downstairs, hand-in-hand, until they reached the single person stairs.

"After you, m'lady." Honda said, arm guiding downstairs.

"Oh no, I couldn't!"

"Ladies first. Besides, you don't want to be a rotten mummy, now do you," he looked into her eyes and said, lustly, "mummy."

"Oh, you big jerk." She said, and gave him a peck on the cheek, and went downstairs. Honda waited a few seconds, and followed.

"What took you losers so long? What are you, in love?" Kaiba asked. Anzu and Honda blushed. "Did you go off and soil little innocent Yugi's bed, while thinking only of yourselves and each other?"

Anzu looked shocked. She spoke up. "How did you know about that?"

"Webcam."

Yugi, "I don't have a webcam..."

"Then how?" Anzu continued.

"You just told him, you dits!" Honda yelled.

"Now, now, children, don't let your secret lust break you up." said Yugi's grandpa.

"How did YOU know!?" Honda asked.

"It's kinda of hard not to hear when your grandson is boring you with his schoolday and there's sinful sounds coming from the next room over." he explained.

"Yugi, you, you knew?" Anzu asked.

"Ehm." He said, nodding. "Grandpa went out and bought me a new bed that same afternoon."

Kaiba spoke up. "Forget your lust right now! I have a question for you!"

Ryou, "Yes, you never got to your question..."

Kaiba, "I invite all of you," he looked at Soloman, "except you, to play an online RPG with me at my house."

"Sure." They all said in unison.

"Come to my house tommorow, at 4:30 in the afternoon. If you're not there, you'll be left out." He began to leave.

"Wait, Kaiba," Jou started, "What game?"

Kaiba looked at him, and snickered. Jounouchi was shocked by this casualness... Kaiba left, the downpour gone, into the night.
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