Nyx: Hello? Anybody? Is anyone there? Hello!? God dammit, get me the f**** out of here now! I'm f***ing claustrophobic here!!!! Ame? Yuki!? I... I've got the next chapter ready to type up, just LET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!
Disembodied voice through the door: About time, Nyx.
*The door opens to reveal...*
Nyx: Why'd you have to do that, Ame? You know my writing sucks when I'm panicked.
Ame: No I don't, I've never read your writing when you're panicked, but I get the feeling I'm about to.
Nyx: Yes. Yes, you are. Now, where's Yuki?
Ame: Hiding, afraid of what you're going to do to her for not protecting you.
Nyx: My yami's a smart girl. Ne-ways, as you can tell, Ame got better before I got the next chapter up. *sigh* Well, here it is.
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Harry Potter and the Circle of Friends
By: Nyx Narcissa Malfoy, Neko Megami
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Last time:
Ron was confused for a moment and then realization dawned upon him. He forced his older brother Percy, whom instead of laughing looked horrified, to transfigure a napkin into a mirror, and then with baited breath, looked into it.
Ron sat stock still, just staring at his reflection. His hair was silver and green ('Slytherin colors! My hair is in SLYTHERIN COLORS!!!!!') and his forehead looked as if someone had painted the words 'Gryffindork' upon his head in red paint. Slowly, calmly, he placed the mirror down, smiled at everyone...
and promptly fainted.
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Nyx: There, I continued it. I'll stop there... *Dodges killer Purple Penguin minions sent by Ame (inside joke)* Hey, I thought Tai's rock army destroyed them (another inside joke)!!!!! *sigh* Okay, okay, I'll continue.
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'Oh my Merlin, that was priceless!!! Harry made Potter's pranks in SEVENTH YEAR look like CHILD'S PLAY!!! He's definitely got the same wicked devious streak as Lily. Heh, I can still remember all of those times she threatened to fix Black. The worst part is, I think she would have done it.'
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Kiyoshi and the Malfoy Twins were laughing so hard tears were literally running down their faces.
"M... Merlin, that was the best damn prank I've ever seen in my life!!!!!" Nyx sobbed.
"Hahahahahaha!! And that's saying something, she's the prank queen!!"
"Well, if I'm prank queen, Kiyoshi's prank GOD!!!!"
"Thank you. Thank you very much," Kiyoshi said with an Elvis accent. When the twins laughed harder, he looked at them in disbelief. "You understood that joke?"
"Y... yes!" Nyx choked between laughter.
"Mum is a major fan," Draco explained.
"Ah, I see."
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The Great Hall was finally settling down, and Dumbledore was surveying Harry with a sparkle in his eye.
'Well, it looks like Harry's gone into the family business. Though, granted, Harry is much more powerful and mischievous than James was. Hopefully Harry will continue to apply himself to his classes as much as he must have applied himself to that prank.'
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Professor McGonnnagal felt torn between three emotions; shock, for she still had not gotten over Harry getting sorted into Slytherin, anger, for pulling such a mean prank on a fellow student, and, shockingly enough, pride for his being able to cast such a hard and complicated not to mention previously thought to be impossible for a first year spell without attracting too much attention.
'I'm going to have to watch Mr. Potter. It seems he'll be able to easily overpower the Weasley Twins when it comes to pranking.' She then heard Ms. Malfoy's words. 'Yes, he's a 'Prank God' indeed.'
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"Merlin," Fred (or was it... eh, lets not go through that again) breathed in awe.
"I think it's time to call an allegiance with Potter before WE'RE on the butt end of one of his jokes," George said, looking defeated.
"Indeed, brother mine. It seems our dreams of being world rulers in pranks will never come to fruitation. Ah, well. Maybe Potter'll help us improve."
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Nyx: Okay, I got the idea for the part with Lily threatening to fix Sirius from the fanfic called "To See A Falling Star" by Lady Foxfire. Sorry I haven't gotten around to reviewing it, but I've kinda been LOCKED IN A ROOM FOR ALMOST A WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grumbles* Ah, well, I should have gotten some reviews while I've been away. *Looks to see how many reviews she has on this fic* ARRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!? THREE!?!?!?!?!?!? Aw, common, people! I KNOW you can do better than THAT!!! Please, I live for my reviews, I have no life outside of this computer, my anime videos and manga, and my Harry Potter books! Please added some joy to my pathetic existence.
Yuki: What about me and your friends?
Nyx:...Yuki... *growls dangerously*
Yuki: *gulps* ... coming out of hiding was stupid, wasn't it?
Nyx: *Nods and brandishes an Egyptian sacrificial knife*
Yuki ...eh... aibou... what are you going to do with that?
Nyx:...Heh... heh... *advances with knife*
Yuki:... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away with a psychotic Hikari running cackling after her*
