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Chapter three should be done by... July 3rd, but not promises.
Yugi raised his head from the couch, sat up, and stretched. He rubbed his eyes and moved to the back window, to open it. "I wonder what time it is?" he aksed himself, opening the curtains, and went to the kitchen. He opened the fridge, grabbed the milk, and tried to get a glass from the cupboard. "If only I wasn't so short..." he complained to himself. At that moment, he grew taller, and dropped the milk, spilling into the street. He loaded his deck into his duel disk and drew six cards, and immediately summoned his Egyptian God, Osiris. "Now Osiris, attack and bring me victory!" The red dragon opened it's mouth and proceeded into where the camera seems to be located, and it went black. A purple lump protruding from some sheets was moving about, and Anzu and Honda could be heard. The covers flew off, and there was Mokuba, playing Risk with Yugi, in Kaiba's office. Mokuba looked up and smilied at the camera, when a Blue-Eyes White Dragon bust through the wall and consumed Yugi, then flew off.Please read and review! And thanks goes out to nasako, Zelia Theb, and any others (after update) for the reviews!
Kaiba raised his head from his pillow. His forehead his drenched with sweat. "Hmmph. That was quite a dream. First Yugi's short, then we're dueling, and... What time is it?" he questioned. He got out of bed, and put some clothes on, including his blue trenchcoat. He left his bedroom and entered his office, noticing Mokuba and Yugi are playing Risk, Duel Monsters Edition. "Ha! Now I move my Oni-Tanks T-34 into Sogen!" Yugi yelled. "Heha! I reveal my face down Magic Card, Raigeki!" Mokuba retorted.
"First off, Raigeki cannot be activated during your opponents turn, second, YOU'RE PLAYING RISK!" Kaiba explained. "Now, who wants to tell me what time it is?"
"It's three thirty-three in the afternoon, big brother."
"Then where are you're friends, Yugi?"
"Mokuba made them wait outside..." he frowned.
"In the rain!? Urgh... remember Yugi, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to smack someone upside the head." Kaiba stated, matter-of-factly.
"But violence is for people who have mental problems!" Yugi yelled.
"You're so innocent, Yugi!" Mokuba said, smacking him upside the head.
Yugi transformed into Yami. "Now, Mokuba, it's wrong to hit people upside the head. PENALTY GAME!" he declared.
"Ugh, not now! Go bring your friends inside, I'll have one of my butlers make some breakfast." Kaiba announced. Yugi spoke up, "Lunch, Kaiba, lunch." and walked off.Moments later, well... long enough for the butlers to have made lunch...Jounouchi, Anzu, Honda, Otogi, and Ryou walked in, soaking wet. Jounouchi shook himself to get dry.
"You dog, Katsuya. Shaking yourselve like your nothing but a low-life mutt." Kaiba stated, angry that Jounouchi just ruined his Beckett Yu-Gi-Oh! Collector's Guide collection.
"Argh, why you! As soon as we get to those emulators, I'm gonna cause so much damage, just to-" Jou started...
"Be footed with the bill?" Kaiba finished, "I really don't think a pure-breed mutt like you could afford it. Or the pound you came from." Jounouchi stepped towards Kaiba, fist shaking. Honda was holding him back. "Oh, so now your dirty dog friend is holding you back, like you're on a leash, a very tight one, at that. And I bet you'd like to be in the mutts place, wouldn't you, tubby?" He looked at Anzu. She blushed, and stepped toward Kaiba, with an open hand shaking. Otogi is holding her back. Kaiba continued, "And why do you have an obsession with dice!? Do you think you're lucky?"
Otogi retorted, "Why do you have an obsession with the Blue-Eyes White Dragon? Do you think you're straight?" Kaiba started towards Otogi, fist shaking. Mokuba and Yugi are holding him back. Ryou spoke up, "Alright, alright! Bishes in one corner, dudes to another corner, and everyone else to another corner." Ryou, Otogi, and Kaiba went into one corner, Honda and Jounouchi into another, and Yugi, Anzu, and Mokuba went into the other.
"Now, settle your differences!" Ryou said. Everybody looked at him, and laughed. A tone came from Kaiba's computer, notifying him he got an Instant Message. He went over to it, and sat down. He looked up. "It's some guy named Namu... He's asking to talk to Jounouchi."
"That's just Marik. He probably wants to use the power of his rod to convince me to do something." Jounouchi said, everybody looking at him, wide-eyed. "His millenium rod! I don't play for that team."
"Oh sure, Jounouchi... That's how you know how old his rod is!" Otogi said, getting excited.
"Then what about my millenium puzzle?"
"It's a joke, Yugi."
"Yeah, then, well, it's not funny!" Yugi said.
Kaiba looked at Otogi. "You'd like one that old wouldn't you? So it would be easy for you to get 'lucky'."
Otogi, "I don't go for older men," he stepped forwards, next to Ryou, "because I've got my Ryou!" He put his arm around Ryou's waist.
"Otogi! I never agreed to be your boyfriend!"
"Will you...?" Otogi said, twirling a lock of Ryou's hair.
"Hmm... Oh alright. As long as you don't pull any funny stuff." agreed Ryou.
Kaiba, "Not another nightmare... Back to the point; Why you're all here. Let's go down to the basement. We can take a trolley to my buildings basement, where we can then proceed to the emulators."
So then they all headed out the door, Kaiba first, then Yugi, Jounouchi, Anzu-Honda, Otogi-Ryou, and lastly Mokuba, who sent his reply to Marik, inviting him to Kaiba Corp, shutting the door.
Chapter three should be done by... July 3rd, but not promises.
