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Also, there is a very good chance of this being the last update of Ma-Mu-Oni!
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A train is traveling in darkness. Inside, Yugi, Seto, Anzu, Honda, Jounouchi, Ryou, Otogi, and Mokuba are all en route to KaibaCorp's basement boarding platform. The train comes out of the tunnel, so, who's inside?Whoa! Even I didn't see that one coming!
"Ah, those fools should be pleasantly surprised to see me again..."
"And aren't you going to attempt to... subdue Jounouchi?"
"Yes, as soon as we meet, I'll... hmm."
"Haven't developed your plan past that, master?"
In the train, someone stands up. It's Marik!
"No, Odion... I haven't... Chances are we probably won't meet until we start playing the game. So-"
"Oh, Marik, stop thinking so much. It seems like you haven't slept at all!" Ishizu said.
"I can't sleep if this train keeps shaking! I keep thinking we'll enter a curve and go off track!" complained Marik. Everybody else in the car looked at Marik, shocked as if he just signed their death warrants. "Stop looking at me or I'll have someone kill you!" Marik yelled. Odion put his hand on Marik's shoulder and pulled him back into his seat.
"You don't have quite the influence you once had, master. I suggest that you-" began Odion.
"You suggest that you shut up! That's a splendid suggestion! While you're doing that, go get some of my Rare Hunters hack into Kaiba's mainframe and find out what kind of character Jounouchi has." Marik said, bursting with rage.
"Marik, you seem on edge. I'm beginning to think your separation from someone not related to you is making you crazy." Ishizu said. Marik backhanded her across the face. Odion stood up. "You never hit a lady, not matter who they are." Marik stook his tongue out at him. Odion punched the side of Marik's face. Marik kicked Odion in the groin. He began to fall, but grabbed Marik by the collar and threw him halfway throughthe window.
"That hurt!" Marik said, almost inaudible over the wisps of wind. Odion pulled him back in. Marik's face is bleeding.
"You asshole, you ruined my face! My perfect bishe face!"
"Trust me, master. You look better than ever."
Marik began a fist-fight with Odion. Odion easily dominated the fight. But Ishizu, though angry at her brother, didn't wanted to see him hurt. She got on her knees and grabbed Odion's pants.
MEANWHILE... back on the right train... Yugi, Mokuba, Anzu, Honda, and Jounouchi are running up and down the aisle, trying to play tag. Yugi is in front, followed by Jounouchi, followed by Mokuba, then Anzu, and lastly, Honda. Seto can't help but look out the window. Yugi stopped three-quarters down the aisle, but Jounouchi couldn't see him, and trampled him underfoot. Mokuba stopped to help Yugi up, and then Anzu stopped. Honda ran right into her, and they looked at each other and laughed.
"That's probably the only reason why they're playing." Ryou said.
"Why...?" Otogi asked, twirling a lock of Ryou's hair, sitting in his lap.
"So they can hump each other in public while making it look like an accident... Look! Anzu stopped again, but for no reason! See what I mean?"
"I think I see what you mean. But I think you know what I'd like to see..." Otogi said, drawing his finger down Ryou's chest.
"I said no funny stuff!" Ryou said, blushing, pushing Otogi off his lap.
"Oh, all right... But why do you think Jou's playing?" Otogi asked.
"Because that's the only entertainment on this train for a dog like him." Seto said coldly.
Jounouchi stopped mid-aisle. Anzu stopped as well, but, who cares? He looked at Seto and popped him the finger. Seto looked at him and snickered. "I think I- No, I know where you'd like to stick that."
"Grr.... Kai-" Jounouchi began.
"Growling again, mutt? I think we have enough time-" Seto began...
"Lemme guess, no, let me say it for you. 'To make a stop at the pound, where you belong, mutt.'" Jounouchi finished, agitated.
"Exactly! I praise you for breaking the standards of your pathetic life of stupidity." Seto said, standing up.
"I oughta take your lights out!" Jounouchi yelled, fist shaking.
"I'll do it for you." Seto clapped his hands twice. The lights went out. "Unless you're dog eyes can't adjust." He clapped again, turning the lights back on. Jounouchi can't be found. "Oh, planning a surprise attack? You wouldn't attack me. You're too stupid." Kaiba said, matter-of-factly. Jounouchi came from the end of the aisle, with a sandwich in hand.
"Ou sa somtin?" Jounouchi tried saying, mouth full of food.
"Always eating mutt? Figures. Guess they don't feed you enough at the pound." Seto said, snickering.
Jou swallowed. "I'll punch your face in, if it'll make you shut up."
"You wouldn't- you're eating." Seto said, still snickering.
Jounouchi looked at his sandwich, looked at Kaiba, and looked back at the sandwich. He took a bite and tossed it away. He raised a fist and ran down the aisle to Seto.
"(That was MY lunch!) You're bluffing. You wouldn't hit a hot bishe like me!" Seto exclaimed. Jounouchi stopped in front of his compartment, jaw dropped.
"What... did... Did... you just...?" Jounouchi stuttered. Honda bumped into a stopped Anzu again, but his arms flailed out. Poor Jounouchi... wrong place, right time... or maybe not.
Meanwhile, back on the other train... Odion is sitting in his seat, laid back. Ishizu is laying in his lap. Marik is pacing up and down the aisle. Other than that, their car is empty. Back to the KaibaLand train... Jounouchi fell into Seto. Unlike some people, this is an accident. Yes, their lips locked. Jounouchi blushed and went wide-eyed, but slowly closed his eyes and embraced Seto. Seto on the other hand, went wide-eyed. He pushed Jounouchi away and punched the side of his face. That roughly translates into a slap from Yugi to Jou. But Jounouchi pushed Seto against the wall, but Seto sprung from it and punched Honda. Again, Yugi slap. Seto started a fight!
"Honda, restrain him!" Jounouchi yelled to his street-punk friend. Honda needed no order though. They've done this before. Several times before. Jounouchi began pummeling away at Seto's stomach. Honda let go after some time, and Seto collapsed. Honda went off and chased Anzu.
Apparently, Yugi and Mokuba were in their seats, looking at each other. Otogi and Ryou were fast asleep, in their seats, but Otogi's hand was placed on Ryou's groin, twitching. Jounouchi closed the door to Kaiba's compartment, pulled him up, and locked lips with Seto once more. Seto tried to escape from Jounouchi, but was too hurt to move. Jounouchi pulled away.
"You've proven... to be more than just a mutt-puppy..." Seto muttered.
"Yeah. I'm not just some beagle to you... I'm more of a dauberman aren't I?" Jounouchi asked, ready for more. More than more, perhaps.
"Guess so..." Seto hacked up some flem-blood mixture, and tried to wipe his mouth, but couldn't muster the strength. Jounouchi did it for him. "I could've-"
"But couldn't," stated Jounouchi, "but I want you more than ever... Now."
"For some reason, I can't seem to think otherwise." Seto reluctantly said. Jounouchi went wide-eyed. He picked up Seto and they started to please each other. The train slowed down...
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