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I was re-reading previous chapters, and I've discovered something... They are completely insane!

Nope, just re-read two... now one... and for some reason I read them in reverse order. They seem to have gotten more bizarre with each chapter. So guess what? I'm not going to break that new standing tradition. Let the insanity be reborn!

Perhaps I need a new phrase... And on further review (for reasons in which this was not updated for), I have decided myself to be a hazard to anyone within the physical vicinity. Mentally, that is.

Yeah, this chapter (as well as the previous ones) may or does contain massive amounts of inappropriate stuff. Such as vulgarity. And innuendo.
The lights went out. The train was coming to a screeching halt. Everybody within, who could, mind you, stood up. Seto pushed Jounouchi off of him.

"What was that? What did you do, muttling!?" Seto said, apparently being enraged. Or from Jounouchi's point of view, manly.

"What?" Jou asked, not understanding the meaning.

"I can't see!"

"Maybe there's not enough blood in your head." Jou said matter-of-factly. "But I think I do know where it may all be!"

"You pervert!" Seto pushed Jounouchi away. At least that's what it sounded like.

The emergency lights went on. Everybody was looking into their compartment, in complete and utter awe. They began gossiping amongst themselves.

"I never knew Jounouchi felt that way about guys!"

"Apparently, he's feeling much more than that way..."

"Jounouchi is SUCH a player! I wanna try!"

"No you won't."

"I am in complete and utter awe."

"I'll show you complete and utter awe!"

"Milking the cow today!"

"Call me that again and you'll be left with cold beef."

"Big brother!"

Jounouchi could barely understand who was saying what. Seems like it was Yugi, Ryou, Otogi, Ryou again, Honda, Anzu, Honda, Anzu, and lastly Mokuba. What's that? People are entering from the end of the aisle!

"Could you believe how many people were looking at me? It was like I banished them all to death!"

"That was because they were and you did."

"What could be the sands swooning ways, now?"

A tanned, golden-haired boy was looking up to a tall bald man with a cheek tattoo, while a dark-haired woman looked at the crowd ahead. It's Marik, Odion, and Ishizu! As if that wasn't obvious. Apparently, the crowd at the other end seems completely oblivious to these three. They joined them anyways.

"What in the gods names are you looking at?" asked Odion.

"What the? Odion?" Seto said, or rather, asked.

"When there's Odion, theres Marik! Gimme that back Kaiba! It's not a chew toy!" Jounouchi said, standing up, but still hunched over. He was struggling with Kaiba for something.

"You're one to talk, Wheel-er, Katsuya!"

"Just give it back! It... belongs... in... MY... pants!" Jou said, still struggling. Kaiba apparently released, and Jou fell backwards, and his coat flew up. He quickly got out and shoved his coat tails into his pants, catching sight of-

"Mare-key!" Jounouchi screamed out, running down the aisle.

"Jounookie!" Marik called out, running at him. He jumped into Jou's outstretched arms. "I have so much to tell you!"

"And I you!"

"That made no sense! Let's get a booth!"

"Compartment!" Jou said, grabbed a compartment door with a free hand, and toppled into it with 'Mare-key'.

"Son of a-" cried Honda. Maybe it was a yell?

"Jounouchi!" cried Anzu. That was really a cry.

"Hey, Anzu." said Marik, slithering his tongue in an out in that punk-rocker style.

"Ew..." said Anzu, pushing Jounouchi's falling arm away from her breast.

"Let's go, Jounookie." said Marik, pulling him up.

"Fine. I don't want to be in the same room as a common horse anyways!" Jounouchi said, slamming the door on them, and Anzu's foot.

"Ow, you bastard!" she said, but Jou and Marik were already in the compartment opposite, making out. For some reason, they didn't close the door.

"I've told you a million times before, Jounouchi," yelled Honda, "It's not horse, it's whore! And she's not-"

Jounouchi pulled his face away from Marik's. "Same difference, unless it really doesn't matter that everyone's had a ride on her at least once!" Jounouchi yelled back, shutting the door, locking it.

"Nice comeback back there." Marik told him, eyes going up and down Jou's body, pausing for a fraction of a second at one particular part.

"It happened only five seconds ago." replied Jou, closing the shades of the compartment.

"Who cares. Let's get back to our... catching up?" Marik asked Jounouchi.

"Right away..." he replied, pulling Marik onto the floor and raising the seats. He then pulled a handle that gave them at least another foot or two to work with, as well as inflate the floor.

"Very ingenious, compacting the seats and inflating the floor. Kaiba must really have had plans for this train..." Marik said soothingly. Jounouchi sat up, pulled Marik up by the collar, and ripped open his shirt. He then pushed Marik down and removed their clothing, standing up only to place the removed clothes in the suspending mesh above. Marik pulled Jounouchi down, and literally shoved his tongue down Jounouchi's throat. The train began to slow down once more...
A line break!? Come on! I don't have time to waste reading this filler! Oh wait, I'm the author...
A knock occurred on the door. The two of them looked up and at each other in surprise. A what-do-we-do-we'll-be-caught-naked type of expression filled their face. They both got up and put their clothes on as soon as possible, trying not to leave their position.

"Hurry up, you two. My train is not intended to be used as a sex house." Kaiba said through the door.

"Why don't we just go in there and pull them out?" Mokuba said.

"Good idea, Mokuba. Hand me the card for this car." Kaiba replied. The two of them went faster to get dressed, when...

"Mokuba, look away!" Kaiba yelled, trying to cover Mokuba's eyes. The door had opened. Honda and Anzu were going at it again before Kaiba had knocked on the door. Apparently, Honda was wearing some of Anzu's clothes. It's more of her 'unmentionables'.

"Damn, Honda. You did things to her that I didn't do to Marik, didn't you?" Jounouchi said as Honda and Anzu came out of the compartment. Kaiba threw his arm out, stopping them at the doorframe.

"Run along now, Mokuba. You too, Yugi. I have to have a talk with these two." Kaiba coldly uttered. If the heater hadn't kicked on, frost might have developed on the windows.

"Okay." replied the two halflings.

"As for you," he said in that same deathly cold tone, directed towards Marik and Jounouchi, "you can stay if you want. But I'd prefer if you looked after Mokuba."

"I'll go do it. It can't be any different than watching over Master." Odion said, heading towards the end of the car.

"I'll go with him." Ishizu said, following him out. Anzu and Honda left the car after Seto made one swift motion to close the shades on all of the exterior windows. It must be really nice to have a button that fits your exact needs within reach at any given time.

"Pull yourselves together, you hormone sick teenagers!" Marik said.

"Or pull yourself out of her." Seto added, directed towards Honda.

"Oh come on, Jounouchi! You can't tell me you didn't do this exact thing with Marik!" Honda said.

"No we didn't." Jou and Marik said in unison. "Jinx! You owe me a blow-"

"Enough. There's been enough innuendo in one compartment. Don't make it spread." Seto uttered.

"-gun..." The two finished. Anzu tried to push herself off of Honda, but he pulled her back. She tried and tried again, and kept trying for the next minute or so.

"Honda," she began, "I think we need to talk about something. In private." She forced him back into the compartment and closed the door. Seto just opened it again, shocked to find that she turned around. "Kaiba!"
Uhh... Sorry for the massive amounts of vulgarity, lack of update, and other un-ratedly things.

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