CHAPTER 10 A Day With Slade
This is Slade's storyline...
As Slade gets released (Or you might say, 'Bailed out') he heads home, wondering how to destroy the Titans, "I need something that can kill them once and for all. My plans to lure them to the places I was robbing failed. THREE FRICKEN' TIMES!! My plan to rob the bank failed," Slade says with bitter anger.
FLASHBACK 1: CHAPTER 4 RETARDS AND WHEEL CHAIRS
As they head to the bank they see Slade making a run for it...
"So long Teen Titans!!" Slade drives away on his wheel chair going an excess of 10 mph?! Everyone falls on the ground laughing at this. Then Slade thinks it the best opportunity and rides away, but the Titans catch him when he turns the corner. He didn't actually turn the corner, lets just say that the wheel chair fell off the curb taking Slade to the ground with it. "OW!! THAT HURT!!" Slade yells, "STUPID CRAPPY WHEEL CHAIR!!" Slade says as he hits the wheel chair with his good arm.
"You should get a better wheel chair Slade." Robin says laughing at Slade.
"That's right Slade you shall get a better wheel for the chair." Starfire says laughing although nobody else does at her joke.
"O.....K...." Robin starts to pick up Slade when Slade starts to hit him with his crutches. "Is that your new weapon?" Robin says snickering.
END FLASHBACK
"My second plan to rob the jewelry shop failed," Slade said with more anger.
FLASHBACK 2: CHAPTER 6 SLADE IS BACK
Raven and Beast Boy come down from the tower and head out to find the jewelry thief (you might know who, you might not let me just tell you, its Slade.) they go down to the jewelry shop and see, yet again, Slade in a wheel chair, with a cast, and crutches but something about him is new this time--he is wearing an eye patch. When Slade gets up out of the wheel chair he finally makes a use for the crutches, "I've been waiting for you Titans." Slade says inching towards them while yelping with pain, "I may not see you but damn well I'm gonna find you!" Slade says pointing and bumping into a wall, opposite of the Titans, "Where are you Titans?!" Slade says now yelling to an old lady.
"Slade?" Robin asks.
"What the hell do you want?!" Slade says yelling to a cash register.
END FLASHBACK
"That was not nice, yelling at a blind man! I couldn't even see! I also robbed some kind of bank where people speak another language--How am I supposed to know? I'm blind!" Slade yells at no one but himself.
FLASHBACK 3: CHAPTER 9 SLADE IS BACK 2
"I think its because he's blind." Cyborg says in astonishment. When they get there they see Slade, talking to a crib.
"Where is the money?" Slade says to what he thinks is a cashier, "Gimme the fricken' money damn you! I said gimme!" the Titans stared at Slade and to their amusement he moved to an infant boy and makes another threat, "You! You must have the money!! Open up!!" the infant then opens his mouth and says.
"Ah!" and keeps his mouth open. At this the other infants open their mouths and altogether say, "AH!!"
"Now we're talking!" Slade says and then the baby says.
"Goo goo bagoodi?" In it's babyish voice.
END FLASHBACK
"That cashier tried to make me forget what I was doing!" Slade said in disbelief as he picks up the newspaper it said:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Evening news xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Local man, Slade tries to rob 3 places. His first attempt was the City Bank on Main Street, he threatened them that he would hit them with his crutches. So he then takes the money. Riding away on a wheel chair the heroes The Teen Titans luckily stop him with no effort what so ever. Then they leave Slade to the police.
His second attempt was the Jewelry Store on Central, nearby witness Carl Clampton saw the act.
Reporters: "Carl, what do you have to say about the incident?"
Carl Clampton: "Alls I gots to say is that I done saw that Slade man go into there with his wheel chair. And then I saws him. He done started to yell at a little old kid sayin' where is all the money. And then the Titans done came up and turned up!"
Reporters: "Nice Hill Billy accent Carl."
Carl Clampton: "Huh?"
Reporters: "Never mind."
His third attempt was to 'rob' a Nursery on First Street. I don't know why. Teen Titan Beast Boy is here to explain the incident.
Reporter: "So Beast Boy, why did Slade go into a Nursery in the first place?"
Beast Boy: "That's because he was blind and kinda stupid at the moment."
Reporter: "Mmm hmm. And why did he yell at a toddler?"
Beast Boy: "Because I guess he wanted money!"
Reporter: "Mmm 'kay. And did he actually have a conversation with the toddler?"
Beast Boy: "That I do not know, all I heard was that Slade was thinking that the baby was a real cashier and that he said something about deposit."
Reporters: "Okay thanks for the info."
WARNING! BABIES ARE TAKING OVER THE CITY! Learn why and how we know by listening to our town police and what they have to say.
Police man: "All I know is that my daughter who is 1 and a half tried to kill me when I left for work. And she said something like 'we own the city' or something devious.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Stay Safe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Slade put the paper down and said aloud, "A NURSERY?!?" he growled, "Wait a minute..." He said as he read the last part of the paper, "Babies rule the city?" he had a devious smile on, "I've got you now Titans..." he then stepped on his foot, "HOLY CRAP MY FOOT!!"
This is the end of chapter 10
