Neko: MWEEHEEHEE!!! WELCOME TO FIRST...sorry caps lock...chapter of When hell freezes over...I get to write! YAY! (Damn) Disclaimer: Neko here, with your disclaimer of the day...Not Smoochy or me will ever, ever, EVER!...sorry I lost my train of thought there...ponders...hokay! I got it! EVER! Own this thing that is this, 'sept our oc's...hokay! To the story!

When Hell Freezes Over...

Chapter(real) One: Hello's and Hokay's...

A random Jenga piece flew across the room smashing carelessly into the white board causing the bird-like substitute to shoot up from the desk she was sitting at. A dagger glare was shot at the two innocent looking girls pretending to read their geography texts as they scooped up the Jenga pieces that were scattered upon their desks just to shove them carelessly into the open space filling their desks. The teacher turned red in the face, then began to fume as she watched them.
Jen looked up as Kosta, a boy from their class, made a meowing sound.
The class turned to Jen and Sarah and began to laugh wildly as the teacher screamed.
"YOU TWO OUT! NEVER COME BACK FOR ALL I CARE!" She yelled as Sarah and Jen walked outside.
As the door slammed behind them, Sarah turned to Jen and asked, "Jeeze who pissed in her cornflakes this morning?"
Jen giggled slightly, then gave a small shrug. She pondered for a moment, then replied, "Maybe it was the Big Friendly Giant?"
Sarah eyes widened as she stared at Jen oddly before bellowing, "What in the name of hell?!"
Jen smiled and replied, "I have a messed mind..."
Sarah and Jen wandered aimlessly down to the principal's office.
A tall, old, white haired lady wandered up to them. "You two again?" She commented in her dull tone.
"The teacher had enough of us." Sarah replied bluntly.
"Not that everyone doesn't..." Jen replied quietly.
The principal growled slightly, then replied, "Okay, you two...well...you two are so special, we're going to send you on an exchange program to Japan."
Jen grinned slightly and replied, "What do you mean by special?"
The principal shot her a glare, then added, "Your flight leaves tomorrow! Anchante!" Emerging from the sky of Japan were two girls flying on parachutes. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Called Jen as she made more random noises.
Sarah glanced at Jen, then shook her head slightly. She looked down, then yelled, "Ground, ground, ground!"
Jen looked up, then crashed. "Ow...my patoot..." She muttered as she picked herself up.
Sarah laughed slightly as she took off the parachute, then gazed around at the scenery. She looked over to Jen, then around again.
Jen too shifted her gaze around the new country. "Bah, too non Canadian for me..." She muttered, then looked at a boy in the distance.
"Civilization!" Cried Sarah as they ran towards the boy.

The boy, better known as Tyson, stared at the two as they ran faster and faster. "What in the hell..." He muttered as he watched. Suddenly he looked at his hat, then down and let out a shout, "Hey! Who stole my stuff!?"

Jen placed his hat on her head and put his vest on. "HA! I got your stuff..." Jen chanted as she ran in a circle.

Sarah sat and watched Jen snickering slightly to herself.

"Okay, that's not funny..." Tyson growled as he began to chase her.

"No, it's fucking funny!" Sarah laughed as she looked over to Tyson who was now in shock by the grammar used by the two new arrivals.

"Get the present..." Jen began to chant, then took out a croquet mallet and smacked Tyson over the head with it. "HA! IN YOUR FACE FUCKER!" She laughed hysterically.

Tyson fell over in his now dazed state. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow..." He murmured as he rubbed his head continuously.

Sarah perked up from her spot on the ground. "Jen don't do that! You'll give him a god damn concussion...just like did to poor Nathan." She half-yelled as she got up and ran over to Tyson poking him slightly to see if he was all right.

"Aw, you took my fun away..." Jen muttered as she sat down on the ground whacking random bugs with her 'happy face' croquet mallet.

"I see dancing pink bunnies..." Tyson muttered as he gazed around the area in a drunken state.

"Fluffy dancing pink bunnies? Huh? Are they fluffy dancing pink bunnies?" Jen asked curiously as she blinked a few times.

"Um...arkahblarkah..." Tyson replied bluntly as his head spun.

Sarah let out a sigh as Jen sat there now in a confused manor.

"Arkahblarkah, eh? You don't say..." Jen replied with a small sigh as she turned around and began to chase a random butterfly. "Smack the bug..."

Tyson wobbled slightly as Sarah helped him up. "The dancing pink bunnies went away..." He mumbled sadly as he continued to wobble.

"Yes, away..." Sarah sighed with her Scottish accent kicking in. "What should we do with this thing?"

"Smack the thing?" Jen replied grinning as she held up the mallet.

"NYAH!!!" Tyson started screaming as he grabbed his head and ran in a circle.

"Shut him up or he gets the mallet..." Jen hissed as she readied her mallet for a good whack.

Sarah grabbed Tyson's hat from Jen's head and shoved it in Tyson's mouth causing him to shut up.

Max and Kenny walked in and looked at the two girls, then screamed, "Holly crap! Barbarian's!"

"HEY! That's an insult!" Jen yelled as she began to chase them with her mallet. "Smack...uh, random people!"

"God, would you stop smacking everything in sight." Sarah replied as Jen turned around and looked at her.

"Nyan...I was just having some fun..." Jen muttered as she sat down on the ground looking at all the random people.

The boys looked at the two and pondered for a moment, then Max looked at Tyson and asked, "Why does she have your vest...um, and why are you eating your hat?"

"mmmhuhmhuhmhhuhhmmmm..." Tyson let out a bunch of muffled words as he shot a glare at Jen.

"Well...okay then..." Kenny said as he typed on his laptop. He looked at Dizzy for a moment, then asked, "Does anyone know who these two are."

"Y'know, wouldn't it be a whole lot easier just to ask?" Sarah commented dryly.

Kenny stopped to wonder for a moment, then replied, "I suppose that would be plan B. So, then, who are you?'

"I'm Jen!!!" Jen called as she hopped up bouncing slightly.

"And I'm the Queen of Switzerland, but in reality I am Sarah!" Sarah thrust her fist up to the heavens.

"Okay then...that works..." Max muttered as they stared at them. Neko: So! There's the first chapter! How you like? Don't tell...must review! Oh! And don't forget Smoochy shall be writing next!