Neko: Whoot! Hokay, so, I feel very very special ne? Well anyway! I'm here
to present the next thing of When Hell Freezes Over!(been a while ne?)
Sorry I had major writers block!
Disclaimer: NEITHER OF US OWN IT! Ps...I like cheese!
When Hell Freezes Over
Chapter 7: Havoc in China
Days had past and the group had finally to take a trip to Rei's beloved home land of China. The girls were ecstatic about all the trouble they could cause in the new country.
The group sat silently on the plane watching the clouds.
"You know what!" Jen called as she looked back at everyone in the plane.
"What..." They all sighed in unison.
"That cloud looks like cheese! I like cheese!" Jen proclaimed as she rocked back and fourth in her seat.
Sarah, being the one closest to the over hyper girl, smacked her over the head with the magic pillow.
Jen's eyes went all spirally as she commented, "Heheh...look at all the pretty birdies!" Soon she snapped back to reality.
The others chuckled slightly, that is all except for Kai who couldn't help but crack a smile as he looked away from the others.
Tyson turned his attention to Rei and asked, "Hey, are you excited to see your girlfriend..."
"No way! She's a pink headed bimbo! I don't even know why I agreed to the arrangement..." Rei huffed folding his arms across his chest.
Jen blinked curiously as she stared at Rei. "You know, you're the first guy I've ever heard of who didn't want a bimbo for a girlfriend." She commented as she looked out the window again.
Everyone stared at Jen, then back to Rei as Rei burst out laughing.
Jen looked back to Rei and quirked a brow a she added, "I was serious."
Rei stopped laughing and sat there silently staring at the strange girl.
"CHEESE CLOUD!" Jen yelled, then felt the pain of the magic pillow once more.
"Fuckin' cheese clouds." Sarah muttered as she looked to her dizzy friend.
The plane landed about half an hour later after the little ordeal. The group stepped off carrying their things.
Sarah and Jen gazed around the scenery in aw.
"HAVOC!" Sarah called.
"CHAOS!" Jen added as the two took off reeking exactly what they had yelled.
While Jen and Sarah were off enjoying themselves a group of Chinese bladers approached the Blade Breakers.
The pink blader walked slyly up to Rei as she cooed a, "Hello Rei..."
The girl let out a shriek as Jen popped up behind Rei.
Li let out a small squeak as Sarah popped up behind him saying, "He looks like a KITTY!"
Sarah then scurried over to Kevin and pulled slightly on his pony tail as she giggled.
The White Tiger team hissed at the two girls.
"Harsh..." Sarah commented as she glared at them.
"Just a little bit..." Jen replied, then took out her happy mallet and hit Mariah over the head hard.
"OW! FUCK!" The pink haired girl yelled.
"Bimbo's need to be taught a lesson." Jen commented as she smirked.
Sarah laughed as she gave Mariah a hit too. "What can I say? She had a good idea!"
The groups took off towards the hotel Mr. Dickenson had arranged for them to stay in all the while Jen and Sarah were hitting Mariah.
As they arrived Mariah finally let out a scream. "That was on purpose!" She hissed.
"No...this is!" They replied as they both hit her as hard as they could causing her to fall on the ground. The group laughed as they walked into the hotel leaving the pink haired girl behind.
Jen and Sarah plopped down on their beds.
The two exchanged glances as Jen finally said, "Um, so how 'bout them Blue Jays?"
Sarah laughed, then replied, "I don't follow base ball..."
"Okay...then how 'bout them...Cowboys..." Jen replied.
Sarah shook her head and replied, "Don't follow foot ball much either..."
"Manchester United?" Jen asked getting the same answer from the times before.
"Do you follow anything?" Jen asked giving her friend a curious look.
Sarah paused for a moment, then replied, "If anything...it would have to be HOCKEY!"
Jen sighed as she thought, 'Should've seen that coming...'
Meanwhile Mariah had finally gotten off of her lazy ass and had walked into the hotel only to get thrown out by security.
Jen and Sarah looked off of their balcony down to Mariah and yelled down, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
"Like the present?" Jen proceeded to ask.
Mariah hissed at the two as she thought, 'I swear...I'll do those to in even if it kills me...'
Sarah tossed a watermelon off the balcony. It splattered just in front of Mariah causing the girl to screech.
"I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!" The girl called as she looked at her clothes, which were now covered with particles of watermelon.
"Had to try that!!!" Sarah called down as Jen snickered.
Mariah glared up to them, her face turning a bright red as she became more and more furious.
Jen tossed a bowl of salad off the balcony, which landed on Mariah's head.
The two girls laughed as they watched Mariah scream.
"What's going on?" The boys questioned as they walked out on to their balconies.
"We're..." Jen started as Sarah shut her up by stuffing a cream puff into her mouth.
"Nothing..." Sarah replied with a grin.
"Yeah right! My ass nothing!" Mariah hissed loudly.
Suddenly a bird flew over head and pooped on Mariah.
Jen laughed, then recited, "Birdie birdie in the tree, why'd you come and pfft on me!!!" She then broke out into a fit of laughter.
Sarah laughed along, then recited, "Mariah! Don't worry! If you're feeling sad! Or just plain loopy! Don't cha worry! Just say POOPY!" She then broke into laughter along with Jen.
The boys looked over to the two giggled continuously.
Mariah turned a bright, bright red as she stared at them. "I'll get my revenge!" She hissed as she walked away.
"Aw, no turkey throwing I guess..." Max sighed as he bright the turkey back into his, Tyson's and Kenny's room.
Neko Witch: So there you have it! The wonderful 7th chappy! HURRAH! Anyway, both of the poems used are copy writed by me(birdie poem) and Smoochy(poopy poem)...review! Ps: The blue jay thing is dedicated to our friend Moo!
Disclaimer: NEITHER OF US OWN IT! Ps...I like cheese!
When Hell Freezes Over
Chapter 7: Havoc in China
Days had past and the group had finally to take a trip to Rei's beloved home land of China. The girls were ecstatic about all the trouble they could cause in the new country.
The group sat silently on the plane watching the clouds.
"You know what!" Jen called as she looked back at everyone in the plane.
"What..." They all sighed in unison.
"That cloud looks like cheese! I like cheese!" Jen proclaimed as she rocked back and fourth in her seat.
Sarah, being the one closest to the over hyper girl, smacked her over the head with the magic pillow.
Jen's eyes went all spirally as she commented, "Heheh...look at all the pretty birdies!" Soon she snapped back to reality.
The others chuckled slightly, that is all except for Kai who couldn't help but crack a smile as he looked away from the others.
Tyson turned his attention to Rei and asked, "Hey, are you excited to see your girlfriend..."
"No way! She's a pink headed bimbo! I don't even know why I agreed to the arrangement..." Rei huffed folding his arms across his chest.
Jen blinked curiously as she stared at Rei. "You know, you're the first guy I've ever heard of who didn't want a bimbo for a girlfriend." She commented as she looked out the window again.
Everyone stared at Jen, then back to Rei as Rei burst out laughing.
Jen looked back to Rei and quirked a brow a she added, "I was serious."
Rei stopped laughing and sat there silently staring at the strange girl.
"CHEESE CLOUD!" Jen yelled, then felt the pain of the magic pillow once more.
"Fuckin' cheese clouds." Sarah muttered as she looked to her dizzy friend.
The plane landed about half an hour later after the little ordeal. The group stepped off carrying their things.
Sarah and Jen gazed around the scenery in aw.
"HAVOC!" Sarah called.
"CHAOS!" Jen added as the two took off reeking exactly what they had yelled.
While Jen and Sarah were off enjoying themselves a group of Chinese bladers approached the Blade Breakers.
The pink blader walked slyly up to Rei as she cooed a, "Hello Rei..."
The girl let out a shriek as Jen popped up behind Rei.
Li let out a small squeak as Sarah popped up behind him saying, "He looks like a KITTY!"
Sarah then scurried over to Kevin and pulled slightly on his pony tail as she giggled.
The White Tiger team hissed at the two girls.
"Harsh..." Sarah commented as she glared at them.
"Just a little bit..." Jen replied, then took out her happy mallet and hit Mariah over the head hard.
"OW! FUCK!" The pink haired girl yelled.
"Bimbo's need to be taught a lesson." Jen commented as she smirked.
Sarah laughed as she gave Mariah a hit too. "What can I say? She had a good idea!"
The groups took off towards the hotel Mr. Dickenson had arranged for them to stay in all the while Jen and Sarah were hitting Mariah.
As they arrived Mariah finally let out a scream. "That was on purpose!" She hissed.
"No...this is!" They replied as they both hit her as hard as they could causing her to fall on the ground. The group laughed as they walked into the hotel leaving the pink haired girl behind.
Jen and Sarah plopped down on their beds.
The two exchanged glances as Jen finally said, "Um, so how 'bout them Blue Jays?"
Sarah laughed, then replied, "I don't follow base ball..."
"Okay...then how 'bout them...Cowboys..." Jen replied.
Sarah shook her head and replied, "Don't follow foot ball much either..."
"Manchester United?" Jen asked getting the same answer from the times before.
"Do you follow anything?" Jen asked giving her friend a curious look.
Sarah paused for a moment, then replied, "If anything...it would have to be HOCKEY!"
Jen sighed as she thought, 'Should've seen that coming...'
Meanwhile Mariah had finally gotten off of her lazy ass and had walked into the hotel only to get thrown out by security.
Jen and Sarah looked off of their balcony down to Mariah and yelled down, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
"Like the present?" Jen proceeded to ask.
Mariah hissed at the two as she thought, 'I swear...I'll do those to in even if it kills me...'
Sarah tossed a watermelon off the balcony. It splattered just in front of Mariah causing the girl to screech.
"I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!" The girl called as she looked at her clothes, which were now covered with particles of watermelon.
"Had to try that!!!" Sarah called down as Jen snickered.
Mariah glared up to them, her face turning a bright red as she became more and more furious.
Jen tossed a bowl of salad off the balcony, which landed on Mariah's head.
The two girls laughed as they watched Mariah scream.
"What's going on?" The boys questioned as they walked out on to their balconies.
"We're..." Jen started as Sarah shut her up by stuffing a cream puff into her mouth.
"Nothing..." Sarah replied with a grin.
"Yeah right! My ass nothing!" Mariah hissed loudly.
Suddenly a bird flew over head and pooped on Mariah.
Jen laughed, then recited, "Birdie birdie in the tree, why'd you come and pfft on me!!!" She then broke out into a fit of laughter.
Sarah laughed along, then recited, "Mariah! Don't worry! If you're feeling sad! Or just plain loopy! Don't cha worry! Just say POOPY!" She then broke into laughter along with Jen.
The boys looked over to the two giggled continuously.
Mariah turned a bright, bright red as she stared at them. "I'll get my revenge!" She hissed as she walked away.
"Aw, no turkey throwing I guess..." Max sighed as he bright the turkey back into his, Tyson's and Kenny's room.
Neko Witch: So there you have it! The wonderful 7th chappy! HURRAH! Anyway, both of the poems used are copy writed by me(birdie poem) and Smoochy(poopy poem)...review! Ps: The blue jay thing is dedicated to our friend Moo!
