Hm...it certainly is hard to guess who this is. But if you're a dumb ass then I shall tell you instead...Smoochy here! TEEHEEHEE! Well...I guess I should probably get the next chapter to you now huh?

Disclaimer: After many pain staking hours of reading through the credits after the Beyblade show...I have come to the realization that...NIETHER NEKO OR I OWN ANYTHING!

When Hell Freezes Over...

Chapter 8: That's A Little Twisted!

How many times through out your life, no matter how long you've been living, have you attempted to wake someone up by giving him or her a few good boots in the ribs? Of course that would work for people who actually had a brain that wasn't contaminated with random things. But unfortunately, two certain teens had this disease as you may call it. One, as you could've probably guessed by now, is Tyson Granger. But with him it was mostly just trying to actually wake him up. With Sarah however, it was the task of getting her up, and out of bed that was the problem.

"Sarah..." Jen whined. She was kneeling beside her friend's bed, who was curled up amongst many blankets and pillows. "We're leaving in like...5 minutes!"

"So..." Sarah stubbornly grumbled into her giant pillow, which she was hugging against her sleepy form. "I have Dhaos...he can direct me to where you guys are gonna be."

Smacking her head, Jen still kept to her tiny mission, "You really think that kitty of yours is going to willingly help you."

"Willingly no...but he will when I make him." Sarah explained before turning her back to her companion, causing the other brunette to throw her hands in the air.

"I give up!" Jen bellowed to the others while slamming her and Sarah's room door behind her. "She's hopeless!"

"Did you try hitting her with that damn mallet of yours?" Tyson asked before rubbing the back of his head where he had been previously smacked that day. And yes, that was his morning rooster.

"You can go ahead and hit her." Jen laughed, "I tried that when I first met her...lets just say it didn't turn out that well."

Of course Jen had just told the boys to leave Sarah behind, but they argued. And that argument led to some bumps and bruises on Tyson's part. But, in the end, they simply left the slumbering Canadian in her bed.

If Sarah had actually gotten up, and went with the others, she would've been able to prevent Jen finally snapping Mariah's patience.

"Mariah, she's just fooling around." Rei was trying his hardest to stop his childhood friend from tearing Jen's giggling head off.

"My ass she's fooling around! That last one was one purpose!" Mariah growled.

High up in a nearby tree, two figures sat, cringing at what the pink haired blader had just said.

"I don't even want to think about her ass." One of the two gagged. Surprising as this may seem, the one who recently spoke, and the other are both quite familiar. And what is even more amazing, is that one certain one, actually got out of her bed!

"Looks like pinky is getting pretty pissy." Dhaos stated from his owners shoulder. "Oh...there she goes." Sarah moved her gaze from her tiny tiger of a bit-beast and down to the others. Yep...Mariah certainly was pissed, since she was sort of, attacking Jen. And that was one thing you never did in Sarah's presence. She's kind of protective of her companions.

"Dhaos, you jump down and distract them...I'll take care of the rest." With one last grin, the two jumped from their perch and to the ground. The tigers blue aura grew greatly when he multiplied in size in front of the pink haired Chinese blader. While this was going on, Sarah went behind Mariah, and grabbed her by the collar.

"Remember me?" The multicolored eyed girl sneered. "You're on the top of my bad list now." Throwing Mariah to the ground Sarah stuffed her hands into her pockets, and walked away with a giant smile spread across her lips.

"I think I'll just go and...follow her." Jen nervously laughed and quickly ran after her friend.

Mariah sniffed a few times before bolting up from the ground and running off.

"Finally." Kai grunted under his breath.

"Sarah!" Jen called as she ran down the path to catch up to the other brunette. "Do that again! I wanna see that bimbo get her ass kicked! I'll help!"

Sarah laughed slightly at her friend's behavior, "Only if she deserves it." The two girls somehow wandered back to their hotel room, and were back on the balcony, staring out blankly at the horizon.

"Nothing to do." Jen commented.

"Brain not working." Sarah robotically added. "Want to throw random stuff at people?"

"That's a good idea! Let's do Max's plan." Jen quickly sat up from her chair and broke into Max, Tyson, and Kenny's room. She rummaged through random droors, and cabinets, before landing on the fridge. Swinging the door open her eyes darted around before landing on the huge turkey. Grabbing the dead featherless bird, Jen slammed the fridge door shut and ran back to Sarah, who was still seated on the balcony, still staring at the clouds.

"The guys are down there if you wanted to know." She yawned. A mischievous grin appeared on Jen's features when she looked over the balcony railing and saw most of the Bladebreakers. It seemed that Kai had grown tired of their company, since he wasn't there.

"Are you going to aid me in the turkey bit throwing?" Jen quirked an eyebrow.

Shaking her head, Sarah let out a sigh, "No, I think I'm going to check out the roof or something, I still want to see what Dhaos can do." Getting up she slowly wandered out the door and towards the elevator. The hallways were pretty quiet, certainly not as loud as some that she had been to back in Canada. But of course, that was during Canada day, so a whole bunch of drunken idiots were lumbering about. She was just nearing the silver elevator doors when she saw an all too familiar blader leaning against the wall, eyes closed, arms crossed. And since you people aren't stupid, you can guess that person was Kai. And whoopy, woo, you're correct!

"Hey Kai." Sarah greeted him with a simple smile. Of course the Russian's response was a tiny grunt, nothing unusual about that.

The two both had the same destination in mind, so, they both entered the elevator once it came to their floor, and rode it to the roof.

Well...that's all for now. Neko's gonna finish off my original idea. So don't worry about it! But for now...I would be even more joyful if you reviewed!