Neko: AGH! GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN! I'm such a baka! Gomen...I just got out of a writing slump...anywho, enough of the gomen'ing lets get the fic started! Once again I'm going to say this for another little while before we get started though...GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN!!! In english I'm saying...SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY! Okay...now that I have that out of my system...on with the fic!

Disclaimer: DAMNIT WE DON'T OWN IT!

When Hell Freezes Over

Chapter 9: Turkey Is Fun To Throw

While Sarah and Kai headed up to the roof, Jen watched the rest of the group. She smirked with the turkey in hand.

Rei stared up at Jen and sighed as he dropped back from the group pulling Tyson, Max, and Kenny with him too.

Jen dropped the turkey laughing hysterically at Mariah who now had it on her head.

While Sarah and Kai had been conversing about their battle they heard Jen's laughter and looked down.

"Ah crap...she did it again..." Sarah sighed as she heard her friend's laughter.

Oxilias popped out of Jen's blade and stared down at Mariah. He joined in laughing with his master.

"I'm gonna get you for that!" The pink haired girl hissed.

Jen smirked and replied, "I'd like to see you try bimbo..."

Kai and Sarah sweat dropped as they stood there watching.

Jen smirked as she took out her happy mallet and twirled it in the air. "As long as I have the happy mallet and Oxilias there's no way some reject can touch me." She giggled.

"Why don't you come down and say that!" Mariah yelled.

"It takes about a minute for the elevator to come, but okay." Jen replied as she ran to the elevator.

Sarah and Kai both ran to the elevator catching it first. Jen hopped in next.

The three ventured out of the hotel and up to Mariah.

"Alright..." Mariah hissed. "That's it you little dwarf."

"Why don't you go stand on a street corner or something." Jen replied as she held out her mallet, which Oxilias was sitting on. The small pegasus bit blew fire at the girl as Jen giggled.

Mariah held her face for a little while as the burning continued.

Jen backed up behind Rei as she smirked.

Rei looked back at her and sighed slightly. He looked back to Mariah and cracked a smile.

"That little dwarf girl will pay." She hissed as she stormed away.

"HUZZAH! IT'S GONE!" Sarah yelled happily.

Kai glared slightly down at the girl.

"Ah you're just sore 'cause I beat ya!" Sarah laughed.

Jen laughed slightly as Oxilias rested on her shoulder. "Yay!" Jen called out in triumph as she bounced out from behind Rei.

Rei looked over to Jen and Sarah and laughed slightly.

Tyson was in tears at the moment. "THE TURKEY! SUCH A WASTE!" He cried.

Max sighed as he stood there. "Aw...that was my idea..." The blond haired boy sighed as he closed his eyes.

Jen bounced over to him and ruffled his hair slightly. "Aw! C'mon! Don't be so sore about it Maxy-poo!" She chimed as she turned around. "Anyway, thanks for the idea."

Max cracked a smile and laughed as Tyson continued to cry.


The group continued to laugh for a little while, then headed out for dinner at a Chinese restaurant.

"BRING ON THE GRUB!" Tyson bellowed as he slammed his fists on the table clutching his chopsticks.

Sarah smacked him over the head with the magic pillow as she snuffed, "Learn to wait."

Jen looked over to them and laughed in a Yoda way, "Hah! Patients he needs to learn!"

Sarah then smacked Jen over the head.

"Damn that fuckin' magic pillow..." Jen hissed as she rubbed her head a little.

Sarah laughed as the food finally came.

The two girls watched as Tyson dug in. Both hissed slightly, then hit him over the head as they growled, "QUIT HOGGIN' THE FOOD!"

After they hit Tyson they dug in and basically inhaled the meal.

The boys stared at them in astonishment as they ate.

Finally, they stopped leaning back in their chairs smiling.

"Done?" Max asked as he stared at them.

"For now." Jen replied shifting her gaze to Max.

Sarah nodded her head in agreement as she let out a sigh leaning on the magic pillow.

Half an hour later the girls had began to pig out again, this time on desert.

"YOU GUYS ARE PIGS!" Tyson exclaimed.

"Shut it Fatty Mc. Fat fat." Sarah replied as she glanced over to Tyson.

Jen let out a small 'pfft' as Sarah made her little comment.

Tyson's mouth dropped making him look like a fish.

Jen stuffed a bread roll in his mouth trying to make him shut up before he began to spazz.

The stormy haired boy almost choked on the roll. He swallowed and gasped slightly. "GAH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?! KILL ME?!"

Sarah and Jen both hit Tyson over the head again.

"Shut up before I personally teach you to fly." Sarah hissed as she shot a glare at Tyson.

Tyson hearing this shut his big ass trap and sat there quietly.

"Of course...trying to kill you might be a good idea..." Jen muttered with a sly grin.

Tyson shot an icy glare at Jen who was now laughing.

"Aw, c'mon! I was just kidding!" The golden eyed girl laughed as Sarah continued to stuff her face.

Tyson let out a snort as he grumbled, "Not funny..."

"Fuck yeah, its funny." Kai finally stated with a smirk.

"WHO ASKED YOU?!" Tyson yelled.

Sarah and Jen looked up and burst out laughing.

Tyson glared at everyone as they burst out laughing at him. "God...why can't you all just shut up..." He muttered as he pouted.

"Because that's no fun." Sarah replied bluntly as she stuffed a chicken ball in her mouth.

"Laughing is the international language of...um..." Jen started. "MOCKING!"

Sarah gave her friend a strange look, then smacked her over the head with the magic pillow.

"Fucking magic pillow..." Jen growled again.
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