Hey people...if you're pissed because this took so long to update then all I have to say to you is...go chew on a wall. Yes you heard me correctly. Go...chew...on...a...wall. Anyway...here we go.
Disclaimer: If we owned anything I wouldn't be here telling you people to chew on walls now would I?
When Hell Freezes Over...
Chapter 10: Yay Pepto Bismol!
Have you ever made the horrible, bowel-moving mistake of eating way too much Chinese food? If so, then I'm sure that you would know of the consequences that follow up once you get home and relax for a while.
"Sarah! I need that pink junk type stuff!" Jen bellowed from her spot on the floor.
"Pepto Bismol?" Sarah moaned from the bed.
Jen waved her hand, "Yeah...that stuff."
"How the hell would I know?" Closing her eyes Sarah began rolling around, tangling the bed sheets around her arms and legs. "I'm never eating Chinese food again!"
"LIAR!" Jen pounded the floor. "You lie." Having about 10 pounds of Chinese food in your stomach could make anyone act odd. Not that Sarah and Jen weren't odd in the first place. And arguing whether or not one out of the two would quit eating Chinese food forever started an all out war.
"Wait Jen stop!" Sarah screeched before Jen could smack her with her precious mallet.
"What? Finally going to say that you're gonna eat Chinese food again?" A smirk was present on Jen's features as she laughed slightly.
"No..." Sarah blankly replied, "I found the pink stuff..." Holding up a full bottle of pink liquid, Sarah grinned triumphantly and got up from the floor.
Jen's eyes began sparkling as she stared in awe at the bottle before snatching it from her friend's hands. "Finally!"
"Jen..." Sarah raised and eyebrow and smiled, "This calls for a dance." The two brunettes exchanged joyful expressions before dancing around the couch chanting 'yay pepto bismol'. Of course after a few minutes of dancing...and chanting, there was a rather loud knock on the door. The first of the duo to stop dancing was Sarah, leaving her buddy to continue prancing around the sofa.
She slowly opened the door and smiled sheepishly, "Um...hey Tyson."
"Why are you two chanting about some stomach junk at 11 o'clock?" The navy haired blader raised an eyebrow in question, causing Sarah to go off into her own world.
"Um..." She began uncertainly, "Cause we...wanted...to?"
Jen had finished her small dance and finally noticed that Tyson was at the door, "Oh! Hey Tyson!"
Tyson simply stared at the over enthusiastic girl and turned back to the other, "So are you two done now?"
"Yes. I think we are." Sarah replied with a deep breath. "Now buh bye." With a quick salute she closed the door and strode over to her bed, dusting her hands off as she went.
Now...the remainder of time the Canadians were awake...wasn't that interesting. So um...on to the next day we go!
The Bladebreakers had left their two newest friends back at the hotel, since yet again the younger of the two had slept in. I'm guessing that you all would like to know where our dear group of bladers are at the moment? Well...there in...a forest! Yeah...that's where they are. Better believe it. (A/N: To explain my different style of writing...um, I'm a little off my rocker this week...so leave me be!)
"Why the hell are we here again?" Tyson asked for what could've possibly been the 20th time that minute.
As usual Kai's eyebrow had begun to twitch when Tyson's voice rang in his ears. Hell...listening to him complain would make anyone annoyed. Don't deny it! Anyway.
"We're going to train." Rei answered for their peeved team captain. "There's a great spot around here."
"But what about the girls?" Max asked, a little worried that they wouldn't be able to find their small training area. Now you notice how he's the only one that cares? Flippy eh?
Tyson snorted and waved his hand, "Don't worry. They'll find us. Remember they have those two violent bit-beasts with em. So I'm sure they'll find us just fine!"
"Knowing them they'll probably scare the wild-life to another country." Kenny grumbled under his breath.
After many minutes of walking, and listening to Tyson constantly complain about God knows what, the 5 boys had finally found the training area that Rei and been talking about. And it wasn't too shabby as Tyson put it, so I'll take it that meant it was pretty damn good.
"Finally! What took you guys so long?" Hearing trees talk wouldn't really be a great thing, considering if you openly admitted plants talked to you...people would think you were nuts. But luckily it wasn't the oversized shrub that was speaking to the group, but Kevin, who was sort of sleeping in the tree. I guess he is a monkey after all. Oh well.
Jumping from his perch Kevin dusted himself of and grinned widely, "I was waiting for so long I fell asleep! Man you guys are slow."
"Perfect timing!" Jen and Sarah had some how...some way caught up to the boys, and were now jumping from the bushes. It sure makes you wonder how the hell they accomplished that...oh well.
"Oh and Kevin..." Sarah turned to the green haired monkey boy with a smirk, "Shut it you poopy throwing monkey man."
"Oh..." Kevin put on an over dramatic pout, "That hurt!"
Jen strode over to the midget and flicked his forehead, "Learn to act you moron."
With a growl Kevin sat on the ground and began rubbing his forehead, where a red circle had sprung up...thanks to Jen's amazing flicking super power! Ahem...ignore that.
"Hey Kevin..." Rei began, "Where's Lee and the others?"
"Shh!" Jen quickly leapt onto the ebony haired bladers back, quickly covering his mouth with her hand, "Don't make them come! They'll bring...her."
The two Canadians began to growl slightly. Of course you people know by now who, 'her' is. And also you may have noticed that the two girls don't enjoy the company of 'her'. Hell...who would? I know I sure wouldn't. Once again...anyway!
"Too bad for you girly but Lee, Gary, and Mariah just had some stuff to do in town." Kevin smirked, "I was supposed to go with em...but I got away before they could find me."
"Good job monkey man! That's what I would've done if I were in your position." Grinning wickedly, Sarah gave Kevin a light punch in the arm. "Of course Jen probably would've put traps all around my room so..."
Before her companion could say anymore Jen quickly leaned over and smacked Sarah upside the head, which immediately shut her up.
Blinking a few times Sarah turned to the angry brunette, "What was I talking about?"
Unfortunately for Jen however, she wasn't able to retaliate to her friend's dumbstruck question since a huge flash of pink sort of interrupted her.
"Rei!" The thing screeched. "What is she doing on your back?"
"Um...she wants to be there?" Rei answered the thing with a laugh.
"Yeah! So buzz off before I pop you one!" Jen childishly stuck out her tongue.
"Jen! You used my word." The multicolored eyed Canadian pouted, "Now that's just plain mean."
Snorting Jen turned away from her friend and rested her chin on Rei's shoulder, "And you think I really give a rats ass?"
Sarah sighed in defeat, "No."
"Alrighty then!" Jen chuckled under her breath, still clinging to the neko's back.
"Will you get off of him already?" Mariah's eyebrow twitched as she clenched her fists, turning her knuckles white.
With a yawn Jen simply glared over at the annoying pink-headed witch, "No. You wanna fight about it?"
"Yes..." Mariah smirked and whipped out her precious pink beyblade, "In fact I do."
"Good lord!" Tyson moaned and sat on the ground.
"Do they ever stop?" Max scratched his chin, staring at the two glaring girls. "It's like a tame version of Jerry Springer or something!"
"Oh leave him alone Maxy-Poo. Just let them battle. It'll be good I promise." Sarah sat down beside Tyson, grinning the entire time.
While Tyson, Sarah and Max were discussing random stuff Mariah and Jen got ready for a 'friendly' beyblade match...pfft...friendly my ass! Anywho!
"3..." Jen began, not really caring if Mariah would countdown along with her. "2...1...Let it Rip!" Both bladers pulled their ripcords with everything they had, launching their respective blades onto the forest floor. Orange collided with pink as the two blades attacked one another, throwing dirt in every direction, creating a small cloud around the two tops.
Jen's golden orbs flashed as a smirk slowly crept its way across her lips, "Time to take out the trash...Oxilias! Show this pink witch whose boss!" Red sparks cracked around the base of the brunette's blade, before a huge torrent of energy burst out from the blade's center, twisting and turning, slowly forming into the beast known as Oxilias.
"Oxilias! Hurricane Winds!" Jen instructed her precious bit-beast and watched as the Pegasus called forth a horrible wind, which knocked Mariah's blade this way and that, causing it to wobble all over the place. "Now...take that pink blob out!" Jen's orange blade spun quicker and bolted towards it's opponent, crashing into it with all its might. Within a matter of a millisecond, Mariah's Galux was motionless at her feet, smoldering in a small crater.
Oxilias let out one last cry of triumph before phasing back into it's respective home. Holding out her hand Jen giggled slightly when her beyblade made contact with her hand. Closing her fingers tight around the tough material, she slowly shoved the orange object into her pocket with a grin. "I think I win."
Smoochy: I'm in the mood to leave the rest of that up to you peoples brains. Make up whatever you like...I don't give a rats ass. Anyway...once again if you're pissed about my update being so damn late...I shall say it again...go chew on a damn wall. Well, now that I've finished saying that...Neko shall be writing the next chapter...so until then...bye.
