Neko: WHOOT! OKAY! ...whoa, caps lock. Okay anyway, it's once again time for me to write! Yay!!! Oh happy day! Okay, so shall we get to the god damn chapter then?
(Damn)Disclaimer: Now how many times must I explain this to you people! Neither Smoochy nor I own Beyblade! Nor any other anime, though Smoochy does own the magic pillow and herself...the same goes for me and the happy mallet! ANYWAY! ON TO THE GOD DAMN CHAPTER!
Chapter 11: Conclusion to a Bimbo and a Special Visit to a 'Special Country'
Well that was basically it. Mariah stood there watching Jen who was now jumping for joy around Rei.
"I won, I won, I won..." Jen chanted as Rei sweat dropped looking over to Mariah who was obviously not very happy.
Mariah hissed loudly as her face began turning red from frustration. "I'm gonna get you! YOU LITTLE-"Before dear Mariah could finish her sentence she was struck quite hard with Jen's beloved happy mallet sending her into the stratosphere.
"NYA! IN YOUR FACE!" Jen yelled at the sky as she stuck out her tongue.
"Holy jeez..." Lee twitched watching the pink haired blader fly into space.
Jen grinned watching the other white tiger bladers. "Anyone else got a problem?"
The three shook their heads, and then bolted off leaving a train of dust.
"HOORAY!!! I WIN!" Jen chanted once more.
Tyson watched the sky for a moment, then glanced to Jen. "Man...she's scary when she wins..." He commented looking to the others.
They all nodded at the same time agreeing to Tyson's comment.
Jen spun around flashing a victory sign. "Now...who wants food?" She called.
Yes...so there was a celebratory dinner of Chinese once more, which Jen hosted and of course pulled the 'I forgot my wallet' act getting Tyson to pay for it out of frustration.
So, now that they had finished their little trip to China it was now time to go to America and wreak havoc on them.
"Hey, quit that..." Rei grumbled as he looked down to Jen who seemed occupied with chewing on the cat boy's ponytail.
Jen looked up at him and smirked slightly; her golden eyes glinted as she did so.
"Don't count on her quitting it anytime soon." Sarah commented as she looked from her seat.
Rei looked down at Jen, then looked up at Sarah and grumbled, "Well why not?"
"I hath ridded you of that god forsaken bimbo!" Jen called out for a second, then went back to chewing on his ponytail.
Rei blinked a few times as he glanced down to the hyper girl.
"She's got a damn good point." Sarah stated closing her multi-coloured eyes and nodding her head.
Jen and Sarah hopped off the plane in 'special' little Canadian shirts.
Jen's had a long explanation to all who thought weird things of all Canadians, such as the fact that we(myes we...) are the best hockey players in the world and also that we don't have polar bears living in our backyards.
Sarah's was a little simpler. It read on the front, "I'm Canadian eh! Got a problem with it..." And on the back, "Go suck moose balls." Simply put, wouldn't you say?
But anyway, as I was saying, Jen and Sarah pranced around the airport flipping off all the Americans who gave them weird looks.
"WHERE'S MY REAL KFC BIATCH?!" Sarah screamed at the top of her lungs as they stood in the establishment.
"LUCKY HAT!" Jen laughed as she put a KFC bucket on her head.
They all stood there in aw watching the two Canadians have a riot over the lucky hat.
"What's a lucky hat?" Tyson asked walking up to the two.
"ARE YOU DAFT MAN?!" Jen screamed smacking the boy upside the head.
"Do you not watch TV or something?" Sarah asked as she knocked on the stormy blue haired boys head.
"Yeah, of course I watch TV." He stated rubbing his head.
Jen and Sarah exchanged glances.
"Must be a North American thing." Sarah shrugged
Jen nodded her head as they walked out with their KFC.
"I still don't get the lucky hat thing." Tyson sighed as he rubbed the back of his head.
Jen burst out laughing at the boy's stupidity, Sarah also joining in. The two stopped momentarily as Max joined in the laughing.
"Ahem, you know about the lucky hat?" Sarah raised an eyebrow as she looked at the laughing blonde.
"Oh yeah, great commercial." The blue eyed boy laughed as he nodded his head.
Jen and Sarah exchanged glances, then shrugged as they continued to laugh at Tyson.
It was later on when the met the All Stars. Max approached the team and gave a grin.
Jen blinked a few times as she clung to Rei's back. "He has girly hair." Jen stated referring to Michael as she giggled.
Sarah walked up and looked at his hair. "Jen's got a damn good point, wouldn't you agree girly man?"
Michael growled at the two, then stopped letting out a frustrated sigh.
Sarah looked up at the tall basketball one. "He's tall...very tall..." She blinked a few times as she arched her head upward to get a look at the tall one.
"Anyway guys. This is Emily, Michael, Eddy and Steve." The blonde boy smiled as he introduced the American team.
Jen snorted as she looked to Sarah. "How come they have a national team and Canada doesn't?"
Sarah shrugged a little curious as to why herself. "That is a wonderful question..." She muttered as she began to ponder as to why they had a national team and Canada had zip.
Jen turned back to the American team again and snorted, "You're not so hot."
Rei sighed and patted the girl on his back on the head.
The American team looked at Jen with annoyance. She was obviously not making so many friends around the world.
Neko: There we go...the long awaited 11th chapter finished! YAY! Alright, now remember Smoochy'll be writing the next chapter! NOT ME! XD Anywho, she'll be having her idea's on how we should go about torturing the All Stars...well...until the 13th chapter then! BYE!
