Disclaimer:
Nez: I don't own the rights to Harry Potter or any branches of
it. J.K. Rowling does.
Ron: Wow. Didn't even have to threaten or convince her.
Hermione: She's learning.
Nez: You two won't be in this ficcy.
Ron & Hermione: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Nez: It's a Maraurder fic. You guys weren't born yet.
Ron: -ears go scarlet- Okay then...
Hermione: Okay! –creepily happy smile-
Nez: -gulp- Don't let them kill me...
Zanbato: -superhero stance- Don't worry sis. They won't touch
you while I'm here. –mutters- Not until I sell all the tickets
to the show.
Hermione: Who's that?
Nez: My little brother. He's going to me my pervy little muse.
Ron: That sounds nasty.
Nez: It means he's a pervert and I shall bounce ideas off him
and see if they work.
Zanbato: ...or bounce.
Nez: Thank you. –twitch-
Fish-chan and Nehszriah Meet the Maraurders
Part One: Invasion of the Americans
It was a quiet winter evening in the Gryffindor common room and the Maraurders were up to nothing really. Sirius and James were in the middle of a brainstorm involving their next prank, Peter was playing with some amusing trinket he found at Zonko's last Hogsmeade trip and Remus was, of course, studying. It was Christmas holiday for the fifth years and thinking up of schemes was always easier with an empty common room. (Nobody was around to interfere!)
At around 8:30, Remus and his wolfish hearing picked up a sound from outside. It was coming towards the window by Sirius and James with increasing speed, whatever it was.
"Guys, move away from there!" he yelled.
Sure enough, right after they moved, two cloaked figures on a broom came crashing into the room, sending glass and small pieces of a broomstick everywhere.
"Repairo," Remus said lazily, fixing the window.
"Whoa! That was AWESOME!!!" the smaller figure squeaked. She took off her cloak, revealing a petite girl with short copper hair. She was dressed in blue jeans and a grey, hooded, zip-up sweatshirt that said 'Southlake Cavaliers' on it and had a picture of a pirate next to the lettering.
"Damn, that did a number on my head," the other figure growled. The voice was fairly deep, as if she was the one driving the broom the whole time, therefore getting a sore throat. When she took her cloak off, it showed a girl dressed in black bondage pants (you know, the kind with the green trim?), a black hooded sweatshirt with some cartoon characters on it (Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake from ATHF (don't ask if you don't know)), which she took off because it was so hot in the room, only for a black short sleeved t-shirt with the words 'All I Know Came From Video Games' on it to appear, over a long sleeved black t-shirt. She had shoulder- length brown hair in pig-tails and looked of average build and was definitely the taller of the two.
"Who in all the bloody hell are you?!" Sirius yelled at the strange girls. They just stood there, staring at the guys with the wide eyes of children that are meeting a famous idol of theirs for the first time.
"I call dibs on the geek and the pale one," the taller girl said, staring at Sirius and Remus, who was looking quite scared.
"No fair," her friend said as she elbowed her in the side. The other one did nothing, as if she didn't even feel anything. She then came out of her trance, shook her head and stepped forward.
"I'm sorry. That was horribly rude of me. My name is Nehszriah and this is my friend Fish-chan," the tall girl said. "We are from America."
"America? Why the hell did you two come all the way from America, just to smash into our common room window?" James asked. Peter had decided to hide behind him and squeak like the little rat he was.
"Because, you guys are the Maraurders! Why else?" Fish-chan piped up. She was looking James over with distinct approval growing with every glance. When she saw Peter, her eye twitched and muttered something that resembled the word "Traitor."
"May I mind asking how it was you found us here, let alone heard of us?" Remus asked intelligently, as he always does.
Nehszriah walked slowly up to the young werewolf, put her arm around his shoulder, smiled slyly at him and said in the sexiest voice she could manage: "You all are so famous for your schoolyard tricks, we just had to come find you guys. It was quite easy actually..."
Remus tried to say something in reply, but could only stare at the girl and nervously stutter what ended up becoming illogical babbling.
"I think what old Moony here trying to say is: 'Get off me you psychopathic freak of nature. That's not why you're here at all, you just want some because you tried every little boy in Hogsmeade and didn't fully succeed.' Of course, he would sugar-coat it so it didn't sound like that..." James snapped. He was very protective of his friends and didn't like to see Remus embarrassed like this. Nehszriah's eye just twitched in fury and her free hand clenched into a fist and shook.
"Shut up or I shall kill you before Lily even gets the chance to put up with you," she growled. She seemed to like growling.
"What? Lily Evans?" Sirius asked. This statement had him highly confuzzled.
"Yes, Evans. And after I kill Potter, I'd hook her up with your good pal Snape, how's that?"
"You wouldn't dare..." James snarled. As he took out his wand, Nehszriah took out of her pocket a small flask with some pink liquid in it. She shook it lightly and smiled.
"That's Japanese Ai Potion!" Remus gasped. He backed away quickly and hid behind Sirius. "One drop of that and she's gone to him forever!"
"Thank you, our Encyclopedia Wolf," James hissed, still mad at the mere thought of losing his Lily to his mortal enemy- Severus Snape.
Nehszriah put the flask back in her pocket, chuckling at James's vengeful fit.
"Like I'd do that. Just take back what you said about me and we'll call it even, okay?" Nehszriah said. James apologized and explained why he said that about her, so she forgave him. Protecting a friend from a complete stranger like that takes guts.
Nez: I don't own the rights to Harry Potter or any branches of
it. J.K. Rowling does.
Ron: Wow. Didn't even have to threaten or convince her.
Hermione: She's learning.
Nez: You two won't be in this ficcy.
Ron & Hermione: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Nez: It's a Maraurder fic. You guys weren't born yet.
Ron: -ears go scarlet- Okay then...
Hermione: Okay! –creepily happy smile-
Nez: -gulp- Don't let them kill me...
Zanbato: -superhero stance- Don't worry sis. They won't touch
you while I'm here. –mutters- Not until I sell all the tickets
to the show.
Hermione: Who's that?
Nez: My little brother. He's going to me my pervy little muse.
Ron: That sounds nasty.
Nez: It means he's a pervert and I shall bounce ideas off him
and see if they work.
Zanbato: ...or bounce.
Nez: Thank you. –twitch-
Fish-chan and Nehszriah Meet the Maraurders
Part One: Invasion of the Americans
It was a quiet winter evening in the Gryffindor common room and the Maraurders were up to nothing really. Sirius and James were in the middle of a brainstorm involving their next prank, Peter was playing with some amusing trinket he found at Zonko's last Hogsmeade trip and Remus was, of course, studying. It was Christmas holiday for the fifth years and thinking up of schemes was always easier with an empty common room. (Nobody was around to interfere!)
At around 8:30, Remus and his wolfish hearing picked up a sound from outside. It was coming towards the window by Sirius and James with increasing speed, whatever it was.
"Guys, move away from there!" he yelled.
Sure enough, right after they moved, two cloaked figures on a broom came crashing into the room, sending glass and small pieces of a broomstick everywhere.
"Repairo," Remus said lazily, fixing the window.
"Whoa! That was AWESOME!!!" the smaller figure squeaked. She took off her cloak, revealing a petite girl with short copper hair. She was dressed in blue jeans and a grey, hooded, zip-up sweatshirt that said 'Southlake Cavaliers' on it and had a picture of a pirate next to the lettering.
"Damn, that did a number on my head," the other figure growled. The voice was fairly deep, as if she was the one driving the broom the whole time, therefore getting a sore throat. When she took her cloak off, it showed a girl dressed in black bondage pants (you know, the kind with the green trim?), a black hooded sweatshirt with some cartoon characters on it (Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake from ATHF (don't ask if you don't know)), which she took off because it was so hot in the room, only for a black short sleeved t-shirt with the words 'All I Know Came From Video Games' on it to appear, over a long sleeved black t-shirt. She had shoulder- length brown hair in pig-tails and looked of average build and was definitely the taller of the two.
"Who in all the bloody hell are you?!" Sirius yelled at the strange girls. They just stood there, staring at the guys with the wide eyes of children that are meeting a famous idol of theirs for the first time.
"I call dibs on the geek and the pale one," the taller girl said, staring at Sirius and Remus, who was looking quite scared.
"No fair," her friend said as she elbowed her in the side. The other one did nothing, as if she didn't even feel anything. She then came out of her trance, shook her head and stepped forward.
"I'm sorry. That was horribly rude of me. My name is Nehszriah and this is my friend Fish-chan," the tall girl said. "We are from America."
"America? Why the hell did you two come all the way from America, just to smash into our common room window?" James asked. Peter had decided to hide behind him and squeak like the little rat he was.
"Because, you guys are the Maraurders! Why else?" Fish-chan piped up. She was looking James over with distinct approval growing with every glance. When she saw Peter, her eye twitched and muttered something that resembled the word "Traitor."
"May I mind asking how it was you found us here, let alone heard of us?" Remus asked intelligently, as he always does.
Nehszriah walked slowly up to the young werewolf, put her arm around his shoulder, smiled slyly at him and said in the sexiest voice she could manage: "You all are so famous for your schoolyard tricks, we just had to come find you guys. It was quite easy actually..."
Remus tried to say something in reply, but could only stare at the girl and nervously stutter what ended up becoming illogical babbling.
"I think what old Moony here trying to say is: 'Get off me you psychopathic freak of nature. That's not why you're here at all, you just want some because you tried every little boy in Hogsmeade and didn't fully succeed.' Of course, he would sugar-coat it so it didn't sound like that..." James snapped. He was very protective of his friends and didn't like to see Remus embarrassed like this. Nehszriah's eye just twitched in fury and her free hand clenched into a fist and shook.
"Shut up or I shall kill you before Lily even gets the chance to put up with you," she growled. She seemed to like growling.
"What? Lily Evans?" Sirius asked. This statement had him highly confuzzled.
"Yes, Evans. And after I kill Potter, I'd hook her up with your good pal Snape, how's that?"
"You wouldn't dare..." James snarled. As he took out his wand, Nehszriah took out of her pocket a small flask with some pink liquid in it. She shook it lightly and smiled.
"That's Japanese Ai Potion!" Remus gasped. He backed away quickly and hid behind Sirius. "One drop of that and she's gone to him forever!"
"Thank you, our Encyclopedia Wolf," James hissed, still mad at the mere thought of losing his Lily to his mortal enemy- Severus Snape.
Nehszriah put the flask back in her pocket, chuckling at James's vengeful fit.
"Like I'd do that. Just take back what you said about me and we'll call it even, okay?" Nehszriah said. James apologized and explained why he said that about her, so she forgave him. Protecting a friend from a complete stranger like that takes guts.
