Donkey Kong Country: Down the Drain

Chapter two

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters.... Except Toto, if that counts.

We left the story last time with Donkey, Diddy and Cranky being sucked down the evil bathtub drain. Sucks, huh? Hahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! I made a funny............. ....I'll shut up now...

Back in the forest of Kongo Bongo, just as Cranky was getting sucked down the drain.....

Tiny Kong swung quickly through the trees. This was an anxious Tiny. This was an upset Tiny. This was a Tiny with a big-toe the size of a really, really, really, really, big doorknob. She finally dropped from the trees and landed clumsily on the ground. She waddled her way into Cranky's lab. "CRANNNNNNNNKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!" she wined, "MY TOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" She was quite distressed. She waited a couple seconds then realized no Cranky was coming.

So she began to waddle her way through the lab/house for Cranky when she heard and odd sound.

"IIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!"

It was coming from down the hall. She began to waddle in the direction of the cry. As she waddled with all her might down the hall, she realized it was coming from the bathroom. She went quickly for the door. "Cranky! Cranky! What is it???!!!"

THUDD!!!

She looked down and realized her toe was too big to fit through the door. She tried to jam it through, but it wouldn't fit!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHAAH!!!"

She looked up from her big toe and saw.... DUN DUN DUN!!!!! ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!! gasps!!!

She studied the room and realized something had gone wrong. Horribly wrong. The walls were splattered with water. Towels lay wet on the floor. Cranky never let wet towels sit on the floor.

She stood in the room, just her and her pet gourd, Toto. She stood there longer. Then stood there some more. Then she got hungry so she ate Toto. Then she stood there some more. And then....

"Wooh! Where are we? What happened" she hear Donkey's voice, "and is there any food?"

"Donkey, your awake! We got sucked down an evil bathtub drain." She heard Diddy say.

"Shuddup, you hooligans!!!" Cranky said, "we need to figure out a way to get out of here!"

"Hey!!! Hey you guys!!" called Tiny, "it's me, Tiny! Where are you guys?!"

"We got sucked down the evil bathtub drain!!" called Diddy.

"That's right! We were just taking a bath when the drain went crazy and pulled us slowly into this infinite whole of blackness!!" Donkey said (his brain hurt after saying such a sentence.).

"That's nice, but you won't believe what happened to me! I was hanging out on banana fairy isle. The fairy was just sitting on her creepy, giant, banana throne, when I saw a unicorn balancing a fish on it's nose just outside( I swear, I did see it!). So when she went outside to take a look, I took a seat in the throne. Well, she came back in, "I didn't see the unicorn with the fi-"she stopped dead in her tracks and cried "YOU! BUT! ITS! NO! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOUR IN MY THROOOOOOOOOONE!!" I Think she took it a little too seriously-"

"You don't say!" Donkey said.

"well," Tiny continued, "she takes out her creepy, banana wand, and waves it at my big-toe. And now, it's the size of a really, really, really big doorknob! And that's why I had to come here for help."

"Wow! That must be awful!" Donkey said.

Tiny heard a loud SMACK! (which was Cranky's hand hitting the back of Donkey's head.) then heard Cranky say, "You idiot!! We just got sucked down an evil bathtub drain!!!"

"Really? Well, I guess that is pretty bad..." Donkey said.

Cranky mumbled then said, "and this is the generation that's going to elect the next president?!? We're all doomed!!" then began to mumble again.

"Uh, Cranky? Donkey is the next president."

"oh... yeah" Cranky squeaked, sounding sick.

Then Tiny heard a thud.

"Cranky? Are you okay?"

O O O

Tiny ran into a hut at the top of a huge tree (her toe was fixed. After Cranky came to, he told her to drink one of his potions that was lying out.). Lanky, Chunky, Candy and a life-sized poster of Legolas wearing a bikini were all there.

"Hey Tiny!" said Candy.

"Hey guys!!! You won't believe this!!! Donkey, Diddy, and Cranky all got sucked down and evil bathtub drain!!! Donkey and Diddy were just about to get out of their bath when the drain went crazy and-"she trailed off in her sentence. "Is that Legolas in a bikini? Why is that here?"

"Yeah, it is," Chunky said. "And its here because... why is it here?"

"I don't know," they both said.

Tiny shrugged. "Oh well." She said. Then she remembered what she had been sent out to do, get help. "You guys, we need to go to Cranky's labslashhouse right away!!"